I think we need to push Elon Musk to get that Mars thing going a bit quicker…this planet is nuts! Here is your evidence:

  • Nobody involved in this story was horsewhipped, naked through the streets.
  • Wait, maybe my Mars request might be a bit premature.
  • Ecuador is more skeptical of socialism that the US appears to be. (And Peruvians didn’t pay attention).
  • None of the politicians involved in this idiocy have been tarred and feathered.

See what I mean?