So, we’ve recently returned from a trip back to Phoenix to retrieve the rest of our belongings. Because said belongings occupied about 22 cases (plus shelving), we rented a larger vehicle than either of the ones we own.

It happened to be a Ford Expedition. Large enough and comfortable enough. Until.

With just about 15,000 miles on it, the check engine light came on. OK, no big deal. Sure, we were still 10 hours from home, but, hey, no problem. It was an orange ight, after all, not red.

Then, ominously, the check engine light started flashing. While the entire vehicle proceeded to shake violently. This flashing and shaking proved to be intermittent, only happening every 8 minutes or so, for a duration of 2-5 minutes, but the check engine light never went off after that.

However, it was a rental, and we really, really needed to not be stuck alongside the road someplace in the snowy Midwest with 22 cases of temperature-sensitive belongings. So, since the vehicle was not actually totally disabled, we boldly proceeded on, figuring that calling the rental agency would result in a disastrously long delay.

The following 10 hours were hellish. and involved not just the vehicle problems, but also driving through a lake effect snowstorm in the dark. (And yes, somehow, we made it home and are still married.)

The tow truck came and picked up the rental vehicle from our driveway a mere 26 hours after I called the rental agency for “Emergency Roadside Assistance.”

So, this brings me to the question for tonight’s poll. Do you purchase foreign vehicles or American pieces of shit like the Ford Expedition?

Discuss!