Good afternoon, citizens. Are you eating your heart-healthy whole grains polyunsaturated fatty acids? Are you getting your 10,000 daily steps? Be careful not to risk heart attacks and strokes by consuming excessive saturated fat, do not risk damaging your kidneys with excessive animal protein, do not lift anything over 40 pounds without a partner, and above all else, do not consume disinformation. The following links have been carefully fact-checked by fact-checkers and verified to contain no disinformation.

 

The future is bright, citizens.

Fruits and vegetables are cultivated in community gardens. Artificial and carbon-neutral meat is consumed at barbecues. All software is open source and everybody can improve or change it. Its implementation is then decided by consensus. There are no companies, there is no profit-driven market, there are no billionaires, there are no third-world countries. We finally live in harmony with our surrounding world instead of destroying it. Solar and wind power have made coal and oil irrelevant a long time ago. Fusion power plants are a reality. The last war has been fought back in 2022. Barbaric times.

A white woman has correct opinions about what a Black man should be permitted to do with his body.

The NFL’s antiquated metric for wrongdoing – guilt in criminal court – ignores a documented problem with our criminal justice system where the burden of proof for criminal cases is often far too high for these cases to prevail. The organizations within the NFL ignored this and forged ahead, opening their wallets for a very controversial player because he isn’t guilty in criminal court. Both the NFL and the Browns are benefiting from a society that has yet to denounce violence against women and a legal system with significant barriers for victims seeking justice.

The Germans have fallen victim to unforeseeable circumstances. Luckily, there is no German term for the feeling of amusement at another’s misfortune, so Russian trolls will find nothing amusing here.

BERLIN — Germany began preparing for eventual shortages of natural gas on Wednesday, as the country’s economy minister pointed to growing concerns that Russia could cut off deliveries unless payments on existing contracts were made in rubles.

The Russians are spreading disinformation at the peace table.

“Ukrainian negotiators have essentially agreed to Russia’s principle security demands of rejecting NATO membership and regarding the presence of foreign military bases on its territory,” the Kremlin’s chief negotiator Vladimir Medinsky has said. In the statement he noted further that Ukraine has “stated willingness to meet core Russian demands.” He said further while speaking to Rossiya-24 broadcaster on Wednesday:

Finally, someone is talking sense.

That’s especially true for Tony Fauci. A man in his 80s—he says, if you ask him, that he thinks he’s got another 10 years left at the helm, and what he really wants to do is solve HIV. He’s turned back to HIV already, and that’s where so many of the rest of the people that you meet in the film have returned, because they want to use what they’ve learned now to see what they can do about this intractable 40-, 50-year-old problem.

A Russian bot-farm is spreading disinformation about fact-checkers. Three pinnochios, lacks context.

Politics aside, fact-checkers fill a gap in the American system of government, which increasingly and for at least several decades now has looked nothing like the system described in high school civics classrooms and textbooks. Because the U.S. state now routinely exercises its power through administrative decrees, rather than through laws passed by the elected representatives of the people, it must rely on subcontracted nonofficials to enforce compliance with its dictates. This method of governance relieves policy makers of any obligation to build broad majorities that support their ideas.

Demons are not real and are not attempting to poison you; any rumors to the contrary are Russian disinformation.

So last August, when Natural Light released its own flavored vodka, it’s safe to say they weren’t looking to set the spirits’ world on fire. With three flavors inspired by the brand’s fruit beer line Naturadays — Lemonade, Strawberry Lemonade, and Black Cherry Lemonade — and a suggested $15 price tag, Natural Light Vodka was definitely aimed at the beer brand’s existing fan base. And now this 30 percent ABV vodka is doing what Natty Light does best: It’s become available nationwide.

While this information was previously incorrectly identified as disinformation, any conclusions drawn from it are disinformation

Over the course of 14 months, the Chinese energy conglomerate and its executives paid $4.8 million to entities controlled by Hunter Biden and his uncle, according to government records, court documents and newly disclosed bank statements, as well as emails contained on a copy of a laptop hard drive that purportedly once belonged to Hunter Biden.
The Post did not find evidence that Joe Biden personally benefited from or knew details about the transactions with CEFC, which took place after he had left the vice presidency and before he announced his intentions to run for the White House in 2020.

This concludes the links, citizens. Please proceed to your pods in in orderly fashion, consume a moderate amount of nutritional paste, and enjoy entertainment from your preferred streaming service.

Today’s music selection comes from some nice patriotic Ukraininan boys. Slava Ukraina!