There are those who prefer laughing, drinking, and playing “Guess who’s wearing pants.” and then there are those who prefer the quiet refinement of the written word. Here are some opening conversational gambits for the latter. I’m sure the former will stumble in eventually.

ZOOM! (1970’s kid’s TV show.)

ZOOM! (2006 Tim Allen movie.)

ZOOM! (Some guy drives a Bugatti on the Autobahn.)

ZOOM! (New camera lens.)

ZOOM! (New supersonic jet.)