STEVE SMITH COME BACK FROM VACATION, HAVE THINGS ASK.

STEVE SMITH LIKE FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS.COM. HOOMANS HERE MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. THEM ALSO GIVE PLATFORM FOR FREE CASCADIA TALK. THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY. BUT HIM SEE TWO THING WRONG… FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE NOT WRITE STUFF LIKE USED TO, GLIBERTARIAN WEBSITE START BE PROBLEM, IT NEEDS MUNNIEZ. STEVE SMITH THINK SQUIRRELZ EAT ALL MUNNIEZ.

SO STEVE SMITH ASK FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS FOR HALP. CAN GIVE MUNNIEZ HERE. NOT GIVE CAVE RENT MUNNY OR SNACK MUNNY. ONLY FUN MUNNIEZ!

IF CAN WRITE SMART, FUNNY THING, SEND IN! IF NOT AS GOOD WRITE AS STEVE SMITH, IT OK. HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER, AND WRITE GUD!

IF GIVE MUNNY OR WRITE THINGS – STEVE SMITH GIVE SPECIAL GIFT. NO, NOT THAT ONE… THIS:

STEVE SMITH NO LEAVE TO CHANCE!

IT OFFER HOOMAN NO REFUSE! IF REFUSE, THEN STEVE SMITH EXPRESS REGRET. BY EXPRESS REGRET, MEAN RAPE.

PLZ GIVE WHAT CAN, IN MUNNIEZ OR WRITINGS.

FREE CASCADIA!