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OMG! It’s happening!
Neph’s open Holiday Zoom is still up!
Are you guys and gals doing the Holiday zoom or the regular recurring Humpday zoom?
Holiday zoom, as it doesn’t ask you to log in, and some people don’t like that bit on the wed zoom
I kinda like how it keeps out the riff-raff, and by riff-raff I mean firsters.
We don’t have time for your silly Zoomies. To busy Firsting.
I’ve Firsted three dozen times while you all sat around and circle jerked one another.
That’s on a slow Wednesday night.
Dang it! My PC can’t start the camera. It’s saying I need to update windows. Might take a while…
Well… umm… I didn’t know that the Hair was a drama novelist. The things you find out around here. Next he gets his own Daytime Soap.
Just readin, not writin
I was so mesmerized by the Hair’s reading I couldn’t made a bit of sense out of Stacey’s gibberish.
Me too
IT was some authentic frontier romance gibberish, that’s for sure.
I tried to watch the “new” CPRM video a couple days ago, and it was a repeat. Now the real new one goes up just before publishing time. I don’t even know what to think anymore. Well, akshuly, I think I can’t even.
Muhaha! My plan is coming to fruition!
For some people, taking the train is a workout.
I dunno. It’s like when he is outside on the street, at one point there he appears to be moving about 30mph. Maybe the vid is sped up for convenience sake though.
Maybe he just runs faster than you.
Faster than me, not that fast. 30mph, inhuman fast.
It doesn’t look like he’s running anywhere near 30mph
It sure does to me, when he’s going down that street shortly before he enters the other building. If you look at the parked cars while he’s moving, like you would look out a car window, it seems very obvious. When he’s in the building it looks normal. That’s why I wonder if they sped it up up at times when he was outside, it also seemed like he navigated those streets past all the buildings way too fast.
No time stamps. And enough jump cuts to hide trickery.
I don’t buy it.
🙄😂
Fetterlump?!
That is Mr. Senator Fettersquatch to you, citizen!
Fuck… is this for real? Where are we? This IS a fucking simulation and God has a warped sense of humor, all doubts are now removed.
I have no idea what’s happening here.
I’m glad I am not the only one confused, for once.
It’s an excerpt from one of Stacy Abrams, books. He tells us that about 10 or so seconds in.
Stacey Abrams has a book and someone actually read it? No, I thought hat was a joke. I’m doubling down, fucking.sim.u.la.shun!
I’ve even seen some call her a respected and successful author. Which blows my mind, but de gustibus non est disputandum and all.
She and/or her editors can definitely string words together.
But the prose is so turgid I can’t make sense of it in the large.
From GoodReads.com:
This is the part I don’t get.
WTF?
Obviously, being an obese proglodyte person of color automatically qualifies you for such a thing. Because there ain’t no one going to tell me how she actually earned such a thing. There is only so far even this simulation thing can go.
Wait… WTF? The Nobel Peace Prize thing wasn’t a joke either? SIMUFUCKINGLATION!
It happened.
Perfect.
Yeah, their work is practically indistinguishable.
It isn’t too hard to get nominated for a Nobel Prize. I think you just need a college professor’s letter to the Nobel committee. Do we have one among the Glibs who could nominate any (or all) of us for next year’s prize?
I’d consider being nominated for a Nobel Price to be slanderous to the art of Firsting.
#metoo
You are obviously one of we few who does not know the great works of Stacey Abrams.
20th anniversary of The Wire. Wtf?
Thanks, CPRM.
Had to euthanize my 13 year old Lab today. I knew this day was coming. I just didn’t know it would be today. Ugh.
🙁
Ah damn chafed. Sorry to hear
Sorry, man, that sucks.
My condolences. That is a terrible thing to have to do.
Sorry to hear that. Extra sorry that you couldn’t prepare more.
Thanks everyone. MikeS, I didn’t see you here on Christmas. I don’t know if you saw your shout out in GlibFit.
I wasn’t, but I saw it the next day. Thanks, buddy. 🤘🏻🎅🏻🤘🏻
🤘🤘
You’ve never given me a shout-out in Glibfit. I am the epitome of what you should be looking for in a fit Glib. Have you seen the definition in my Firsting hand?
I’ve noticed it’s often moist and slick.
I am so sorry, they do influence our lives.
And how. I’m already out sorts not getting greeted at the door. This going to be an adjustment.
Oof. I remember seeing lost animals out of the corner of my eye who weren’t there, for months.
Sorry.
It’s funny you say that. I thought I heard him snorting earlier today. I had to remind myself he is gone.
With my cats, I had the same experience as you. I would have sworn I saw them in a flash. But of course not.
And thanks.
Me too. Lost our girl in May. This year has sucked.
Sorry GL.
Sorry man 🙁 .
I’m really sorry Chafed.
Sorry.
Thanks everyone.
We lost two shelties about a year apart. The second was 2 and a half years ago.
We considered not getting any new pets, but that only lasted about 2 months before we started looking for new shelties.
Our two new shelties have been with us just over two years, and I still occasionally call them by the names of the shelties we had before.
That sucks, man. We know we’ll outlive our dogs but we open our hearts anyway.
Mine passed in my arms right at the beginning of the vid lockdowns. Awful. Her sister is a joy but I still think of my last girl.
My condolences.
Sorry, Chafed.
https://archive.ph/Smi8F/4a749d6eff8a0e8b04dbe7231be31f78c66cc38d.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/RJL9X/5e3c14fa012bb8fdd4340dc7b22f6f83d5815292.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/NHBUO/18d9f1e831c97ef8ab018c9a739022f52640b8d9.jpg
NSFW.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
Nice tasteful shot of the female body…
Yes I would like to join your nudist colony.
So, after holding out for a while, I finally bought the Civ 6 Anthology. I have everything installed except for the Gathering Storm and I don’t think I want that one. Anyway, it presents some interesting new concepts pretty quickly, like Governors and different building and there are new resources and graphics. There’s a bunch of new stuff that I haven’t even seen yet, just started a new game. I typically go for science victory, but get very aggressive right off with military, always works best for me.
I’m totally addicted to the game. I wanted to buy a new game and could not find a single game on the Steam Winter sale that I wanted to buy. I just got Humankind, Old World, and Crusader Kings 3 recently, and they are all good games, but I just cannot get into them, I keep playing Civ 6.
You graciously gifted me civ 6, but I can’t get into it. I prefer the gameplay of IV and V. But, Niece and Nephew want to play Civ 6 every time they visit. Bought Civ 6 on the switch for the nephew, but they never play that, just when they come here.
Oh, yeah I forgot about that. Bummer you don’t like it, it’s my fave Civ game by far, not even close and I have all of them. It takes a while to really get into it, but then for me it is way too addicting. My son likes 4 the best too and not 6 so much. You guys are just weird! LOL.
90% off. Damn, that’s quite a discount.
But… Civ V is in my library and I barely played it. I think I had II or III also. They are games I want to like but… don’t.
Do you like strategies at all? God I love Crusader Kings 3 too, but it’s deep and lost of micromanaging and Civ 6, you just play it!
I just bought Victoria 3 a few weeks ago and that game is insanely complicated. It’s a beautiful game, but going to need some real time to invest to get into it. Crickey, I think one needs a degree in Macro Economics and Statistics just to play it.
It seems not.
I stopped buying Elder Scrolls games for the same reason.
*looks*
OFFS the endless DLC is one of the things that turns me off of certain games.
You get every one of them though in the Anthology. The ones that matter are Rise and Fall and New Frontier Pass. I probably will not touch Gathering Storm, it sounds annoying as fuck to me. Besides that, it’s just a bunch of other civilizations thrown into the mix.
I think the thing is, I enjoy gaming in short bursts. Not the long slogging hours that such games demand.
What do you play? I know we’re friends on Steam, I saw you were playing something a couple days ago, but I don’t think I recognized it.
Are we? I keep trying to disable that shit 🙂
I play casual games. Platformers, “action-adventure” games, some puzzle stuff, mostly.
My recent (longer) plays are The Gunk, Sable, Quern, and The Room Two.
I suck ass at most games so I often quit pretty easily at anything that demands the reflexes of a twelve-year-old.
Also I recently quit the Mac after 16 years so I’m catching up some older Windows-only games I missed out on.
I guess everyone must be in the Zoomisphere.
I hope to Friday. Been working all week, need a break.
I am so fucking zoomed out by Friday and I’m also an unsociable recluse to begin with. I like to shitpost though.
I’m a written word person. I don’t really enjoy the vid thing at all. I’ve zoomed a bunch of times but it’s not really for me.
Yay, shitposting!
Why shitpost when you could be Firsting?
I guess no one else has the skill and testicular fortitude required to do what I do.
Welcome to the island, fellow Lost Toy.
Heh, that’s funny, I once told my wife, not too long ago that I belong on the island of Misfit Toys.
Nah it was 4 of us. Just after Christmas get back to work normalness
When Trump insulted that NY Magazine reporter, he totally had rubbed one out thinking of her.
Mornin Glibs.
The year is almost over.
Recap: it sucked.
#FJB
Fuck all the commie rat fuckers too.
It has been a suck year in what has been a suck decade.
Good morning, Sean and Roat!
Can’t argue with your assessment of the year. Maybe slightly better than 2020 and 2021? Getting together with Glibs (even if sometimes under sucky circumstances) has been the best part of the year for me.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/28/sam-bankman-fried-optimistic-at-meeting-with-crypto-influencer/
How can you trust anyone photographed with Biden?
I wonder how many times they had to stop him from huffing her hair.
https://www.discoverlehighvalley.com/events/major-events-festivals/peepsfest/
Get your tickets now.
will descend for the countdown to the New Year at 5:30 p.m. each day.
I don’t think that’s how it works.
Early Bird Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQogtTl2oNE
https://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/oakland-southwest-flight-midair-conflict-17681677.php
Southwest keeps up the good public relations.
A flight to Oakland has disruptive passengers? Shocked. Imagine a flight between Oakland and Philadelphia.
https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/12/man-who-swiped-an-xbox-wins-resentencing-due-to-a-one-penny-difference.html
Huh.
Threshold for felony instead of misdemeanor?
https://www.romania-insider.com/bucharest-christmas-market-visitors-2022
Sounds like it would have made a good Glibs article…
*side eyes Pie*
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-64048499
Australians love mullets.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/thieves-steal-hundreds-of-pounds-of-weed-from-los-angeles-dispensary/
They’re just trying to feed their families.
I know they’ve had banking issues due to the feds. How difficult is insurance?
That’d work though, Grady fed it to Smitty and Hoppy way back when. You of all people should know that.
🙂
I do!
Morning, Glibs
Good morning, U! How are you today?
Meh. I’ve been up since 3pm yesterday. I need to fix my sleep schedule badly, but it’s also the middle of the workweek.
I’ve been up since 3pm yesterday.
Hallucinations in 3,2,1…
Isn’t that usually when you get off work?
Yes.
Not sure if Summer Glau ever had children but if she did and it was a girl, she should have named her Serenity. Not only in honor of the ship from Firefly but because when the kid got in trouble she could scream “Serenity Glau!!!”… I’ll show myself out.
“A startup says it’s begun releasing particles into the atmosphere, in an effort to tweak the climate”
https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/12/24/1066041/a-startup-says-its-begun-releasing-particles-into-the-atmosphere-in-an-effort-to-tweak-the-climate/
So…um…prison? Torches and pitchforks? What the hell is this shit?
I’m sure that violates the myriad environmental laws and regulations that strangle this country.
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVijP-CDVI
The taste of margarine ain’t fooling anybody and that goes for the I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter brand too.
I grew up on Country Crock. I don’t think I ever purchased butter until my thirties. I couldn’t afford it + the propaganda that it’s BAD for you.
‘“We joke slash not joke that this is partly a company and partly a cult,” he says.
Iseman, previously a director of hardware at Y Combinator, says he expects to be pilloried by both geoengineering critics and researchers in the field for taking such a step, and he recognizes that “making me look like the Bond villain is going to be helpful to certain groups.” But he says climate change is such a grave threat, and the world has moved so slowly to address the underlying problem, that more radical interventions are now required.’
This seems perfectly reasonable and not at all like an impulsive, reckless, nearsighted act of an ideologically driven crazy person.
Give the poor guy a break. He’s merely attempting to repeat the successful tweaking of a respiratory virus outbreak.
I propose a crop dusting of sulfuric acid over the property where this research is being conducted. Who knows, may cool things down a few degrees in the area. And if a few people should happen to die in order to satisfy my curiosity, hey, eggs and omelets.
Indulgences for sale. Get your indulgences here.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! Any more miraculous visions in your sleep?
Hey, this Is a family friendly site!
Wash your sheets.
Wash your
sheetssocks.Done.
Good morning to you good sir, and to the rest of y’all.
suh’ fam
whats goody