AVAILABLE SOON, AT FINER SHOPPING ESTABLISHMENTS.

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT IS ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO FOLLOW THE WRITINGS OF THE FREE OF SUGAR CHOSEN ONE. HOWEVER, THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE DONE WELL IN SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH, AND DESERVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK.

A QUICK REMINDER – THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL.

  1.  THE BRUTALS OF RUSSIA AND UKRAINE KEEP IT UP, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ZARDOZ’S TASTE! AT LEAST GRAIN WAS MENTIONED, SO ZARDOZ IS SLIGHTLY PLEASED.
  2. NOT INTENTIONAL CLEANSING, BUT ZARDOZ DOES NOTE THE DISASTER(S). THIS SEEMS TO BE A RECURRING EVENT AMONGST THE BRUTALS LATELY.
  3. ZARDOZ CAN ONLY ENCOURAGE THINGS LIKE THIS. IT COULD LEAD TO SOME SPECTACULAR ACCIDENTS, TRUE? PERHAPS THE CHOSEN ONES WHO ARE KNOWN AS MEXICAN SHARPSHOOTER AND OWNBESTENEMY CAN RESPOND.
  4. ZARDOZ MUST CONFESS THAT DESPITE THIS NOT INVOLVING THE CLEANSING OF A SINGLE BRUTAL, THIS STORY CAUSES HIS CIRCUITS TO RESPOND IN AN AMUSED MANNER.

GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.