It’s Thursday morning, and apparently the important work in our nation’s capital includes celebrating gooey sweet things, so lets counter that with some bitter links.

Well, after the GM bankruptcy, do the rules really matter any more?

Maybe it’s me, but I think a saw needs to be moving.  Otherwise, wouldn’t that be more of a spike, caltrop, or blade?

There’s no gouda way to die, but this one seems particularly bad.

This may just be me, but I think two is usually sufficient (although there are times that one is better than two, and I’m sure there’s a rare case where zero would be better).

For those who have already fallen to the siren song of BG3 (Baldur’s Gate 3), you may want to look for this setting.

In some late breaking news, Ecuador presidential candidate Fernando Villavicencio assassinated at campaign event

In local news, I don’t think I have to worry about only having ten seconds to comply with this one.

In further local news, climate change uber alles: Cleveland enjoying delightful summer but has not escaped effects of climate change

I suppose there should be music, so let’s go back to my 20’s with this one and this one.

On the cocktail front, I have picked up a new challenge and I’m working on it.  I will make a good Malort cocktail.  The initial thought is to base it on the Last Word and use Malort instead of the (increasingly hard to find) Chartreuse:

    • 1 part gin
    • 1 part Malort
    • 1 part maraschino liqueur
    • 1 part lime juice
    • 1/2 part simple syrup

I will however, need someone to suggest a good name for this that will embrace both Chicago and play on the Last Word.