But first, here’s some music to read bullshit by that proves Oklahoma is not a wasteland

It’s important to remember that it’s the state we gave to the Indians so we could keep Mississippi.

Ain’t no changing the weather; ain’t no changing me.

Check out these yummy chord changes from Tulsa.

 

 

SPECIAL PRIME PREP NORTH CAMPUS SECTION

 

Colorado ain’t 22d

  • they best CSU by 15? won in 2OT; we rate this prediction Somewhat True
  • lose to Oregon by 13?
  • lose to USC by 18?
  • lose to ASU by 2?
  • win over Stanford by 11?
  • lose to UCLA by 10?
  • then lose to Oregon St by 7?
  • then edge Arizona by 3?
  • then lose in Pullman by 10?
  • then lose to UU by 9?

 

 

OTHERWISE, HOW THE WEEK WENT

 

Duke ain’t 21st

but bested Northwestern in an honest battle of arguably legitimate student-athletes, …………but since the world of college football is really staffed by a bunch of bought-and-paid-for semi-literate murderers-in-training, kicking around Evanston Tech (motto:  1962 is not as long ago as you think) doesn’t exactly prove anything, and they will find out.

 

Florida State sure as shit ain’t 4th,

and barely survived BC, but no one will admit they were wrong yet.

 

 

 

Oklahoma ain’t 18th

As we explained regarding last week’s triumph by the University of Ted Bundy, beating the University of Will Rogers at Tulsa don’t prove shit unless it’s in goat roping, but Zero U is looking to be more than okay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oregon State ain’t 16

but were suitably comfy in their win over Jack in the Box College.  They might be 20.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Washington sure as shit ain’t 8th,

but they sure as shit destroyed Sparty on the road.  Last week I grudgingly observed they might be a top 20 squad, and now they are very much looking like my first big miss of the year.

 

 

 

 

 

North Carolina ain’t 17th,

but they handled the Earl Warren College of Nollege cozily and might be a top 25 team.

 

Utah ain’t 12th,

but they hung 30 on Weber state; we’re waiting on bowl season to see these guys unhorsed.

 

Washington State (father-in-law’s alma mater) ain’t 23d,

but they handled North Colorado.  Any why does Colorado need 17 different kinds of universities?

 

UCLA ain’t 24th,

but they beat NCCUHBCUnotAT, so maybe, just maybe, that means they belong in the third tier.

 

 

 

NEWLY STUPID OVER-RATED

 

There are not nine twelve teams better than Alabama:  watch this spot.

 

Michigan ain’t 2d, but it’s not really worth arguing about.

 

See also Texas which ain’t 2d.

 

Miami ain’t 20th.

 

 

 

 

FORMERLY OVER-RATED

we wish to hear their names no more

 

Tulane ain’t 24th

 

 

RECUSAL ZONE

 

Tennessee is barely a top 20 team, but barely, and I knew that after watching Austin Peay last week, but I’m content for others to do that laughing and that pointing for me.  Oddly, Florida, which just beat Tennessee, is still not ranked ahead of them in spite of the generic notion that such order should always be enforced whenever possible.