HOW THE WEEK WENT

Well, it’s been two weeks while NewWife and I snuck off to an old favorite hidey place for a week, so this might get messy.

 

Duke ain’t 21st

Suppose Duke loses to Notre Dame:  they should, so it would prove nothing.”  Well, that’s where we are, and their whooptydo QB has a high ankle sprain (those take forever to heal), and yet they’re UP to 17th.  Fuck me.

Florida State sure as shit ain’t 4th,

but they spanked Virginia (no guns on campus!) Tech.

Oklahoma ain’t 18th ,

but they pasted Iowa State before winning the Dallas Bowl:  probably be a big miss for me.

Oregon State ain’t 16,

but they beat over-rated Utah and outlasted Cal; we wait.

Washington sure as shit ain’t 8th,

and they only edged Arizona.  Oregon should tell us something.

North Carolina ain’t 17th,

but they smashed ‘Cuse and keep moving up.

Utah ain’t 12th,

and got punked by Oregon State and fell to 16th, so maybe I got this one right.

Washington State ain’t 23d,

and they lost to UCLA, but somehow they are still at 19th.

UCLA ain’t 24th,

but they got past the Cougs, so maybe they are 24thPossible Miss Alert.

 

NEWLY OVER-RATED

Michigan ain’t 2d, but Nebraska and Minnesota sure as hell think they are, and maybe I should have left this one be.

Texas ain’t 3d:  Kansas had nothing for them, but Zero U did, so now they’re 9th; that didn’t last long.

Miami ain’t 20th, lost to the Atlanta Buzzkill, and are now 25th.

Louisville ain’t 14th, and no school should jump 11 slots this late in the season.

 

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There are not nine twelve eleven ten teams better than Alabama:  watch this spot.

Ole Miss shouldn’t have dropped five spots for losing to Bama, but they’re back up to 13th after getting by LSU and Arkansas.

Florida shouldn’t be ranked at all, and now, thanks to Kentucky, they aren’t, but, even so,

Kentucky shouldn’t be ranked at all.

Neither should Missouri. LSU came to town and that tune is over.

Neither should Fresno, and I took care of this one myself:  slid into Laramie Thursday to taste the air (four stars:  tour the old prison if you have time), and then Saturday the Bulldogs got bucked.  I normally don’t eat sirloin, but the Rib and Chop House in Cheyenne (motto:  We’re slightly larger than Laramie) gets it done at a great price.

Kansas blasted UCF; we wait.

 

EVEN MORE USELESS OPINIONS

best one-loss team:  Bama; there had been a vote for Notre Dame, but they lost again, so….

best two-loss team:  Texas A&M (keep trying, Irish!)

best three-loss team:  Texas Tech

best four-loss team:  Arkansas (don’t sleep on deez pigs)

best five-loss team:  Arizona State

best six-loss team:  SE Louisiana (truly truly useless opinion)

 

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Colorado ain’t 22d

    • they best CSU by 15? won in 2OT; we rate this prediction Somewhat True
    • lose to Oregon by 13?  lost by 36, and are now unranked; we rate this prediction Super True; we rate Colorado formerly over-rated
    • lose to USC by 18?  lost by 7; we rate this prediction SomeWhat True
    • lose to ASU by 2?  won by 3; we rate this prediction Missed it by That Much
    • win over Stanford by 11?
    • lose to UCLA by 10?
    • then lose to Oregon St by 7?
    • then edge Arizona by 3?
    • then lose in Pullman by 10?
    • then lose to UU by 9?

 

 

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we wish to hear their names no more

Tulane ain’t 24th

Colorado ain’t 22d

Texas ain’t 3d

Miami ain’t 20th

Florida shouldn’t be ranked at all

Missouri shouldn’t be ranked at all

Fresno shouldn’t be ranked at all