Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational.
Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.
Ya don’t say? Mrs OBE has had tempting thoughts when a store employs only one person per 15 self-checkouts and you have to wait five minutes because you accidently scanned something twice and want to void it.
Drake
on December 27, 2023 at 2:01 pm
I got to my car once before realizing I had a gallon of distilled water underneath the cart. I wasn’t going back in to pay the dollar, so that was my big self-checkout caper.
Not sure losing money, especially grocery stores. However I have seen people just start scanning and then walk out at the opportune time. Multiple times.
Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.
on December 27, 2023 at 3:14 pm
I would say shrink is up, but it has been priced into the price.
Also, people have been opening bottles of liquid detergent and filling up other bottles to the very top and leaving the less-full bottles on the shelf.
Apparently there’s no editor. The article says it’s 20% of those making over $100k and below it says 20% of those who admit to stealing which is a bit different.
“How many bags would you like to purchase?” 0, because they should and would still be complementary except for the business conspiracy and legislature.
rhywun
on December 27, 2023 at 2:42 pm
But klimate katastrophe!
J. Frank Parnell
on December 27, 2023 at 2:51 pm
OK, so we can safely ignore the videos of people pushing shelves full of merchandise into carts or trashbags and running out of the store; no, the real shoplifting epidemic is middle-class people not scanning items properly at the self-checkout. Which is really the fault of the greedy fatcats who run the grocery stores and won’t hire enough checkers at proper living wages to work the registers because that cuts into their profits.
rhywun
on December 27, 2023 at 3:03 pm
running out of the store
I’m always amused at those videos – surely they have learned by now that they can just perform a stately waltz out the door and nobody will try to stop them. Instead they fling themselves around like yakety sax.
The Late P Brooks
on December 27, 2023 at 2:19 pm
Wapner’s on!
The Late P Brooks
on December 27, 2023 at 2:23 pm
Not buying the narrative that shops are losing money on self-checkout, at all. I think that is a tale that media outlets like to push.
After due consideration (like ten seconds or so) I have come to the conclusion thievery on the scale claimed by some of these retailers can only be an organized inside job.
The Late P Brooks
on December 27, 2023 at 2:27 pm
I was saving this for Sugarfree, but…
Last night, I also watched The Bad Seed, for the first time since I was a kid.
It’s a lot funnier than I remembered. I would have liked it even better if Little Miss Evilpants had rubbed out the landlady.
Toxteth O'Grady
on December 27, 2023 at 3:06 pm
I learned the term excelsior (wood shavings sense) from that movie.
The organization announced it was stripping Yan Chenglong of his title of “Xiangqi King” over cheating allegations and “extremely bad character,” according to the Agence France-Press (AFP).
Officials addressed the 48-year-old champion’s behavior in the post-game celebrations.
“Yan consumed alcohol with others in his room on the night of the 17th, and then he defecated in the bathtub of the room he was staying in on the 18th, in an act that damaged hotel property, violated public order and good morals, had a negative impact on the competition and the event of Xiangqi, and was of extremely bad character,” the CXA said in a statement.
The organization then had to address allegations that Yan was cheating during the tournament with the use of anal beads. The AFP reported rumors, which spread across the Chinese social media site Weibo, of Yan using anal beads with wireless transmitters to help him in the contests.
McAfee lives? Hunter on a secret diplomatic mission to Beijing? Stay tuned!
Ah well, five years is a pretty good run, So are you guys going back to Reason or find another ‘libertarian’ site to bitch about democrats and carry water for the republicans on?
Ghostpatzer
on December 27, 2023 at 3:27 pm
Well, there’s always InfoWars.
Brochettaward
on December 27, 2023 at 3:46 pm
Glibertarians will be the birthing vessel of The First That Shall Change Everything. Once the predetermined conditions are met, the First shall flow across the land ushering in a new age. A First Age.
Brochettaward
on December 27, 2023 at 3:36 pm
Excuse me while I whip this First out.
First, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ghostpatzer
on December 27, 2023 at 3:50 pm
First Ho? That is a terrible thing to say about Dr. Jill!
The Late P Brooks
on December 27, 2023 at 4:10 pm
Back from the grocery store. There was some sort of police activity in progress at the FBI complex. No shots fired of which I was aware. Fortunately, the area was not completely cordoned off.
Speaking of shrinkflation- I bought a package of Keebler Vienna Fingers cookies recently. I’d say there were 3/4 as many cookies in the package as the last time I bought them.
Drunk cameraman never gets old.
whaddup doh’
You and UCS thinking RadioPanda is creepy … buncha pansies.
RadioPanda isn’t creepy.
Teddy Ruxpin was creepy.
I’ll raise your Teddy Ruxpin with a My Buddy doll.
SF was spindled by ALA assassins.
The government finally caught up to Sugar Free.
Are we sure it isn’t the other way around?
Anyone here used privacy[.]com’s virtual credit cards? If so, any thoughts pro or con?
Pro – its private
Con – its virtual
Never even heard about it.
https://privacy.com/virtual-card
https://www.newsnationnow.com/business/your-money/self-checkout-shoppers-wealthy-steal-survey-lendingtree/
Ya don’t say? Mrs OBE has had tempting thoughts when a store employs only one person per 15 self-checkouts and you have to wait five minutes because you accidently scanned something twice and want to void it.
I got to my car once before realizing I had a gallon of distilled water underneath the cart. I wasn’t going back in to pay the dollar, so that was my big self-checkout caper.
Feels good to finally confess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
All for you, Drake.
Not buying the narrative that shops are losing money on self-checkout, at all. I think that is a tale that media outlets like to push.
Yeah, that would be way too easy to reverse if it were so.
Or UFCW.
Not sure losing money, especially grocery stores. However I have seen people just start scanning and then walk out at the opportune time. Multiple times.
I would say shrink is up, but it has been priced into the price.
Also, people have been opening bottles of liquid detergent and filling up other bottles to the very top and leaving the less-full bottles on the shelf.
o.O
And also, shrinkflation is getting to people. Feels like gaslighting. I swear the Club crackers are just a couple mm smaller each direction.
Shrink is up because crime is up. I don’t think it has anything to do with self-checkout stands.
Apparently there’s no editor. The article says it’s 20% of those making over $100k and below it says 20% of those who admit to stealing which is a bit different.
“How many bags would you like to purchase?” 0, because they should and would still be complementary except for the business conspiracy and legislature.
But klimate katastrophe!
OK, so we can safely ignore the videos of people pushing shelves full of merchandise into carts or trashbags and running out of the store; no, the real shoplifting epidemic is middle-class people not scanning items properly at the self-checkout. Which is really the fault of the greedy fatcats who run the grocery stores and won’t hire enough checkers at proper living wages to work the registers because that cuts into their profits.
I’m always amused at those videos – surely they have learned by now that they can just perform a stately waltz out the door and nobody will try to stop them. Instead they fling themselves around like yakety sax.
Wapner’s on!
Not buying the narrative that shops are losing money on self-checkout, at all. I think that is a tale that media outlets like to push.
After due consideration (like ten seconds or so) I have come to the conclusion thievery on the scale claimed by some of these retailers can only be an organized inside job.
I was saving this for Sugarfree, but…
Last night, I also watched The Bad Seed, for the first time since I was a kid.
It’s a lot funnier than I remembered. I would have liked it even better if Little Miss Evilpants had rubbed out the landlady.
I learned the term excelsior (wood shavings sense) from that movie.
Thomas Smothers, RIP.
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/comedian-tom-smothers-dies-86/story?id=105945690
Oh those crazy Chinese chessplayers, what will they think of next?
McAfee lives? Hunter on a secret diplomatic mission to Beijing? Stay tuned!
That’s a power shitter if defecating can damage a bathtub.
His 10 – pound anal bead used for broadcasting cheating information cracked the ceramic.
Mojeaux, glad to see everything worked out WRT surgical schedule.
Thanks. He’s in recovery now.
Ah well, five years is a pretty good run, So are you guys going back to Reason or find another ‘libertarian’ site to bitch about democrats and carry water for the republicans on?
Well, there’s always InfoWars.
Glibertarians will be the birthing vessel of The First That Shall Change Everything. Once the predetermined conditions are met, the First shall flow across the land ushering in a new age. A First Age.
Excuse me while I whip this First out.
First, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
First Ho? That is a terrible thing to say about Dr. Jill!
Back from the grocery store. There was some sort of police activity in progress at the FBI complex. No shots fired of which I was aware. Fortunately, the area was not completely cordoned off.
Speaking of shrinkflation- I bought a package of Keebler Vienna Fingers cookies recently. I’d say there were 3/4 as many cookies in the package as the last time I bought them.