Saturday Reproductive Links

by | Feb 15, 2025 | Daily Links | 173 comments

I was going to give a Valentine’s Day exposition, but Prime and I got snowed out instead of spending the weekend together. At least we’ll manage to meet up for lunch just before the massive snowstorms hit later today. Instead, how about a cute baby? Fortunately, he looks nothing like 10b0t.

Birthdays today include the favorite of every science crank; the guy who found the key; a guy who made sure you paid your utilities; some chick who made tokens for the Baltimore subway; Bertie Russell’s pardner; the only one and true Joker; a guy who helped us get rid of the piece of shit Carter (but enabled the piece of shit Reagan); the best territorial attorney general ever; a cartoonist who really ought to be better known; another one who showed us that life really is Hell; and another victim of the Funny Fat Guy Curse.

No curses here, just Links.

Here’s a shock- not one person quoted in this article does actual science.

And one more example of why I refuse to join “professional” “scientific” societies.

Of course, if you’re a Jew, you need to be shut out of science. Philipp Lenard and Johannes Stark are smiling up from Hell.

This is hilarious. So is the pants-wetting tone of the article.

The desperation is hilarious. I knew the Trump 2 administration was going to be entertaining, but I had no idea HOW entertaining.

Back bencher, or I should say député d’arrière-ban, but still, you never know, maybe the Frogs have had enough.

Watching a midget panic can be entertaining. And the rest of the clowns are pouring out of the car.

Fire everyone except whoever is running the National Park Service Twitter and Instagram accounts.

The Old Guy loves shit like this, the musical equivalent of a Michael Pierce interception.

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173 Comments

  1. Pat

    Mazel tov!

    • Chafed

      Seconded. What a cute kid.

  2. Pat

    a guy who helped us get rid of the piece of shit Carter

    Happy birthday Ruhollah Khomeini?

    • Pat

      the favorite of every science crank

      Happy birthday Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz?

      • Ted S.

        Happy birthday Neil Degrasse Tyson!

      • SDF-7

        Happy birthday Michael Mann?

    • Pat

      another victim of the Funny Fat Guy Curse

      Happy birthday Chris Christie? (or does the humor have to be deliberate?)

      • Old Man With Candy

        Sadly, he still lives.

    • SDF-7

      Beat me to it, Pat.

  3. Jarflax

    following the October 7 terror attack on Israel, several academic institutions imposed a boycott on Israeli researchers, leading to her removal from the project.

    I started typing out a joke about blaming the victim, but this is so fucking unbelievably stupid, evil, and perfectly in line with the way the left thinks that it broke even my dark humor threshold. Burn it all down, clear it all, and start over fresh. I leave it to the reader to apply that last sentence to Gaza or Academic Institutions as needed. Both have the same issue.

    • SDF-7

      This sort of thing (and the British reaction of locking up their own people for daring to notice that they’re getting shafted by the mass immigration) is why I don’t have high confidence for the French lady, I’m afraid. Europe seems content to slide into a caliphate (well, Western Europe… Poland and Hungary don’t seem willing quite yet). The rapid “Israel didn’t immediately capitulate after being attacked!” response is indicative of their genuflecting to their perceived masters.

      • Gender Traitor

        Europe seems content to slide into a caliphate

        Make the Ottoman Empire Great Again?

      • Jarflax

        In the shadowy lands of the dead, Charles reaches for his hammer, Roland sounds his horn, Ogier dons his armor, and Vlad sharpens a pole and orders dinner.

      • Drake

        The fact that there is a French political party named “Reconquest” is a hopeful sign.

        The article has her guilty by association with Trump, Vance, and Musk – the new bogeymen for Eurotrash.

  4. Pat

    For decades in the United States, scientists and government officials have coexisted in a mostly peaceable and productive symbiosis.

    When you start out the article perfectly, yet accidentally, articulating the problem.

    • Q Continuum

      Read: scientists have whored themselves out by producing government propaganda in exchange for sweet taxpayer lucre.

      • juris imprudent

        You can’t impugn the priesthood like that!

  5. Pat

    A pair of lawsuits say that, with all the power he has accumulated, Musk is violating the Constitution’s rules about the appointment of federal officers.

    Yeah, you’re supposed to start a fake 501(c)(3) that receives laundered money through your owner’s favorite executive agency.

  6. Gender Traitor

    For the next two years at least, cute baby pics in weekend links, like doggie vids in IFLA, are de rigueur.

    Speaking of French, the link about the Frog back bencher ne work pas.

    • Pat

      Speaking of French, the link about the Frog back bencher ne work pas.

      It was a test. You failed. You’re not actually supposed to read the links.

      • Nephilium

        That explains so much…

    • Old Man With Candy

      Try it now.

      • Gender Traitor

        Merci beaucoup, Grand-pere! (Insert accent grave)

      • rhywun

        è

    • SDF-7

      cute baby pics in weekend links

      And/or short video clips to give us the pure unadulterated joy of infant/toddler laughter.

      Conan had it wrong on what is best in life.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Newborns always look so bewildered.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, they’re unfamiliar with anything around them and are trying to make heads or tails of it all.

      • Nephilium

        I’m just waiting for the inevitable tattoo.

  7. Pat

    The Trump administration has suggested to Ukraine that the United States be granted 50% ownership of the country’s rare earth minerals, and signaled an openness to deploying American troops there to guard them if there’s a deal with Russia to end the war, according to four U.S. officials.

    The fascist little shithead will likely throw a tantrum and kibosh any such deal that doesn’t include a few more hundreds of millions for his personal stash, but fuck Trump in the ear for offering to engage in a protection racket for access to rare earth minerals. As if purchasing them on the open market would be any more expensive than maintaining yet another client state for the next fucking century.

    • SDF-7

      Dangnabbit… should have read more of the comments. Mine below amount to “What he said!” (again)

    • Suthenboy

      As long as the electric scam is going the market for those elements will not be free. I dont think Trump is thinking about our access to them but our enemies access to them.

    • rhywun

      This. Take this “deal” and shove it up your ass, Donald.

      Also, not one fucking American on that soil. Not our problem.

    • Homple

      Ukraine’s natural resources were the half the reason the US apparatchiks put Nuland and the Kagans to work starting the war. Black Rock,Cargill et al
      will still get some of their expected payoffs.

      The other half was hatred of Russia.

  8. Pat

    The Interior Department has a broad mandate, overseeing national parks, tribal affairs, endangered species and conservation of and energy production on federally owned lands and in federal waters.

    In English, this might read “The Interior Department has a broad mandate, overseeing national parks, tribal affairs, endangered species, as well as energy conservation and energy production on federally owned lands and in federal waters.”

    • Don escaped Memphis

      parks

      It was a perfect morning even though golf rained out: up before dawn per usual, I slipped onto some government property in the cold, wet dawning, destroyed some non-indigenous species, and then planted two dozen cypress seedlings in a bog before slipping away

      • Suthenboy

        I am guessing that as you were getting back into your car to leave said govt property a beaver was throwing the last of the roots of the last of your cypress trees on the ground and wiping his lips.

  9. SDF-7

    The government has funded science and then largely left well enough alone.

    “We liked getting all this money with no expectation of results!” Alternately, queue Dr. Ray Stantz’s speech.

  10. SDF-7

    And one more example of why I refuse to join “professional” “scientific” societies.

    I fully expect Elon to just post the “Oh no!…. Anyway…” meme picture if they go ahead.

  11. Ted S.

    the guy who found the key

    Happy birthday Melanie Safka!

    • Suthenboy

      Gah! You beat me to it

      • Suthenboy

        Also I was infected with that ear worm the instant I saw the link. Goddammit.

  12. R C Dean

    “Fortunately, he looks nothing like 10b0t.”

    Ruh-roh. 🤔

    • Nephilium

      It’ll take a couple of months for the beard to come in.

  13. R C Dean

    “The sheriff’s office is now reviewing surveillance videos “and using other investigative tools to pursue leads,” the office said in its statement.”

    One does wonder what crime was committed by going to municipal offices and asking to look at the books.

    • SDF-7

      It is San Francisco — I’m sure discombobulating a government official is akin to high treason according to local ordinances. Well, if your politics is icky anyway — if you’re “protesting” on the “right side of history” they could have shut the whole city down.

      I’d just recommend the sheriffs start their search under the Golden Gate — because these were some well developed trolls.

    • Suthenboy

      Ten bucks says it is a false flag.

  14. R C Dean

    “DOGE enterprise, which stands for Department of Government Efficiency but is not a formal government department. It was established by a Trump executive order, not by Congress.”

    You mean, just like USAID?

  15. SDF-7

    Watching a midget panic can be entertaining.

    Ugh… I’d rather buy Greenland or mine back in the US proper, thanks. Regardless of mineral rights, I think putting troops in that area is as wise as putting them in the Middle East to try to make a tourist resort and casino…. wait… what was that again, Trump? Le sigh

    And the rest of the clowns are pouring out of the car.

    As a nationalist — “More power to them”. Please — get a real EU military again. Defend yourselves (get us out of NATO). If you want to be dumb enough to start a war with Russia, I won’t say “go for it” because it is an unbelievably stupid idea… but it is your business, not ours. Get. Us. Out. Of. That. Stupidity. Already.

    • Jarflax

      Trump is a business opportunist. He sees a chaotic situation and something of value and he floats a trial offer. People used to politics always take this stuff at face value, which is odd if you think about it since Politicians lie professionally, but they are thinking about it in the wrong terms. It’s not a policy proposal, it’s an opening to a negotiation.

      • SDF-7

        Granted — I’m just worried someone will take him up on it and he’ll try to honor the deal instead of losing face backing out of a stupid offer.

        Most of them I don’t mind / don’t care… getting (more) troops in global hotspots I just don’t like taking even a chance on. And since my opinion on such matters is sooooo important to Trump, I’m sure he’ll promptly take it into consideration and give it all the weight it merits, I know.

    • R C Dean

      Are we taking him literally, but not seriously, again?

    • Suthenboy

      Zelensky is being defunded by the US so he turns to the EU…what an idiot. Doesnt he know who funds European militaries? *facepalm*

  16. SDF-7

    Fire everyone except whoever is running the National Park Service Twitter and Instagram accounts.

    They need at least one person to manage relations with the Indian (feather, not dot) Nations, don’t they? Or do you want the poor social media guy to multitask that much?

    • R C Dean

      Eh, give the relations with Indian governments to State.

      • SDF-7

        That’s fair. Good point that it should have been there to begin with. (Honestly, that’s one thing that really, really pisses me off about US history [I probably have ranted on it before] — even as a non “we have original sin! argle bargle!” type — the simple fact is that we recognized at least some of the Indian Nations as legitimate other countries, signed formal treaties with them… then broke them at will. We should still be ostracized and mistrusted as a country for that — why should anyone believe a damned word we say?)

      • R C Dean

        “We should still be ostracized and mistrusted as a country for that”

        The list of countries that matter who haven’t done that is probably quite short.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’m reminded of the old joke about a huge room full of government worker bees (or, in the old sense, drones) at the Bureau of Indian Affairs, with one poor bureaucrat crying at his desk because his Indian died.

    • Suthenboy

      I have this stupid idea that the Indian/us distinction should end. Sober up, get off of the res, get an education and assimilate.

    • The Gunslinger

      I liked the Travis Kelce/Andy Reid and the ‘I love you like a brother’ Valentine.

  17. rhywun

    And one more example of why I refuse to join “professional” “scientific” societies.

    Goddammit you tricked me into clicking onto The Grauniad again.

    Love this side link:
    “Zelenskyy calls for European army as Germany hits back at US over Vance tirade”

    By all means, Deutschland, let that little tyrant drag you into another fucking World War.

    • Jarflax

      I have a German, leftie, friend and we were discussing this the other day. I made a joke about how odd I found the idea of Poland encouraging Germany to march east, and he replied, fully serious, that Poland’s army could crush Germany now. They have effectively no preparedness for war.

      • Gender Traitor

        They have effectively no preparedness for war.

        The French heave le sigh of relief. They “love Germany so much they wanted there to be two of them forever.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Leaving the US out of the equation and excepting France and Turkey, Poland probably has the strongest (conventional) military in NATO.

    • Drake

      “tirade”

      I watched some of the speech. It was not a tirade. Just a very calm, logical take down of the commie censors who run western Europe.

      If they have a big problem with it, we really shouldn’t be allies any longer. I mean that seriously. Our troops can come home.

      • Nephilium

        Transcript here. I read it and had a positive impression of it. I particularly liked:

        Even when people express views outside your own country, and even when those people are very influential — and trust me, I say this with all humour — if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg’s scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk.

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “The mood among scientists is, naturally, grim. “There is so little clarity about what to do,” Elizabeth Wrigley-Field, a sociologist at the University of Minnesota, told me”

    To my shame I was a sociology major and, yeah, not science. Correlational studies without tightly defined independent variables and controls for confounders do not science make and I’d be willing to bet that the degree of reproducibility for those studies makes psychology look rock solid in comparison.

    • R C Dean

      “Elizabeth Wrigley-Field”

      Seriously?

      • Gender Traitor

        Her father wanted to name her “Ivy.”

      • Jarflax

        The mood at Wrigley-Field is usually grim.

      • The Gunslinger

        Imma gonna have to chew on that awhile before I plow ahead and dig into the origin of that surname.

  19. Suthenboy

    Geez. Maybe I should go back to bed. I did my links rundown, got distracted, fumbled around and lost all of it before I could post. Great.

    synopsis:
    Science has been poisoned by govt
    Never again? Yet here we are. It is like some stomach-turning trip back in time.
    Thieves bitch about security system being installed: news at 11 (take note of everyone who is complaining)
    I translate the phrase ‘far-right’ to mean ‘stop reading now’.
    I have little sympathy for people who take the road to hell for short term benefit.
    Which Federal judge is going to step up and shit out an injunction this time?

  20. rhywun

    Of course, if you’re a Jew, you need to be shut out of science.

    It’s hard to tell whom the world hates more, Jews or Russians. (Imagine being a Russian Jew!)

    I can only make a guess based on the battle of the flags. Uke flags still outnumber Gaza flags among the professional activists around here – you know, those charming people who insist on signaling their purity to the world around them – so it does seem that for the moment the Russia! Russia! Russia! narrative is still in the lead.

    • Jarflax

      You know what happened last time someone kicked all the Jews out of science? Hiroshima and Nagasaki paid for that decision!

  21. rhywun

    This is hilarious. So is the pants-wetting tone of the article.

    Sounds like another lefty stunt, like the “ejaculation ban” in Ohio.

  22. rhywun

    far-right French politician with a direct line to Trump world

    *shudders, faints*

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Every dollar invested in research and development has been estimated to return at least $5 on average—billions annually.

    *guffaws, taps out*

    • PieInTheSky

      Carry the one… The maths checks

    • Pat

      It makes you realize how stupid those Ivy League MBAs are. They could be generating 500% profits by just emailing the researchers who received government grants and offering to buy out the lost funding, but they would rather scratch out a 10% margin killing Americans with lead poisoned cosmetics from China. Thank Christ for our selfless public servants.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        That looks delicious.

      • Gender Traitor

        Please feel free to pack up the rest and send it to me! 😋

      • Mojeaux

        Ineed this in my life.

      • UnCivilServant

        Do you have th recipe? Are you willing to share?

      • UnCivilServant

        🤔

        I probably should have realized that.

      • Sensei

        It’s your “perfect” AI test. See how well it does with OCR and language translation.

        Let me know how the pot roast recipe it outputted turns out.

      • Suthenboy

        Goddammit Pie.

        *digs around in kitchen for dark chocolate, I know it is here somewhere*

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I can’t read the handwriting.

    • SandMan

      Chef’s kiss.

    • Pat

      I’m working on finishing a bottle of Sevilla Orange Tanqueray, which is barely tolerable even buried in tonic. It’s like mixing regular Tanq with orange Dimetapp.

      • Nephilium

        I don’t think I’ve ever picked up that one, your review scares me off, but I know I’ll likely get it at some point. I’m partial to their rangpur lime expression (and loved the Malacca when it was available).

      • Pat

        I love citrus with gin, and I generally have good experiences with Tanq, so I went in with high hopes, but the orange is just too sweet and a little artificial tasting. Definitely a disappointment, although I may have oversold how bad it is. As orange-infused liquors go, the Grey Goose L’Orange vodka is better (although the La Poire is the best of their flavored offerings by far). And if you like lime, as I do, both Deep Eddy and 360 Vodka have excellent lime-flavored options.

      • Nephilium

        Pat:

        I generally avoid vodkas (I keep a bottle of Tito’s on hand for cocktails), but I do have an appreciation of the Deep Eddy flavored vodkas gins. Their ruby red grapefruit is phenomenal, as long as you remember to shake it before pouring (the grapefruit oil will float if you let it sit for a while).

    • Nephilium

      Iced tea now, but hit up a brewery last night to get the girlfriend her Valentine’s day charcuterie pretzel (pictured in the Friday links last week). Started with their kolsch (which was quite good), and then tried their special release which was a fudge, coffee, strawberry stout. I would have probably left the coffee out myself, but it was quite good.

    • Shpip

      My latest purchase. I’ll get an appropriate hunk of cow or lamb to pair it with soon.

    • Grummun

      Dear Warner Brothers,

      Please catch fire and die.

      Regards, etc.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Bugs and Daffy hardest hit.

  24. PieInTheSky

    We are almost having winter. A couple of -12 C nights and a smattering of snow but not enought to get the shovel

    • Pat

      Your best shot with Silicone Saturday is a pity fuck.

      It doesn’t matter what color the cat is as long as it catches mice.

      Also, some of those gals wouldn’t have a shot with me either (and I’m sure they’d be just devastated). Sometimes the furniture arranges itself.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Did Vance angrily slam his fist on the podium like you-know-who during his populist “tirade”?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Echoes of the past

    JD Vance met Friday with the leader of the far-right German political party being boosted by Elon Musk, according to a person familiar with the meeting granted anonymity to discuss the vice president’s schedule.

    Vance was in Munich for a security conference, where earlier in the day he had blasted Europe over immigration and censorship of free speech that he suggested targeted right-leaning people and political parties.

    ——-

    It was not immediately clear what Vance and Weidel discussed. A spokesperson for Vance declined to comment on what Vance discussed with any of the leaders.

    Appeasement!

    Duh.

    • rhywun

      Perhaps they discussed the immigrant who mowed down a bunch of people in *checks notes* Munich. But I can’t imagine why that might come up.

  27. Sensei

    Scholz, shooting back, said “free speech in Europe means that you are not attacking others in ways that are against legislation and laws we have in our country.” He was alluding to rules in Germany that restrict hate speech, reports the AP.

    “You are only allowed to say what we want you to say.” And they see no problem with this. They can’t see why people are upset being put in a cage for not following this directive.

    • Q Continuum

      We talk a lot about the futility of trying to bring democracy and liberty to countries that don’t want it (eg: Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.); I’m beginning to think that the EU should be added to that category.

      • juris imprudent

        900 years of aristocracy and serfdom is a serious legacy.

    • rhywun

      To be fair, Germany has never had anything approaching “free speech” especially after WWII and likely at the insistence of the Allies because Nazis.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      in ways that are against legislation

      a) you are perfectly free to do whatever I agree with
      b) our rule of law conforms to the limits of our constitution in all ways except for those in which it doesn’t

      works for Americans, Ruskies, Maoists, Republicans….it’s a dessert topping and a floor wax!

    • Suthenboy

      See….that’s not free speech. It is the exact opposite of free speech. It is called censorship.

      What does it mean when a person does something outright but uses language to pretend they are not doing that thing?

  28. Shpip

    Well… this sucks.

    For the last thirty-two years, I’ve been receiving a Valentine’s Day card from a secret admirer. Some years it even came with a “care package” of cookies or chocolates.

    So every day this week I’ve been heading to my mailbox with a skip in my step, only to find zip, nada, nothing.

    What a disappointing year so far. First my grandmother dies, now this.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It has been a pretty disappointing day these last few years,
      I feel ya

    • Mojeaux

      🤨

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      But you have free dog kisses, don’t you? I’d take a slurp from a bull terrier any day.

  29. Q Continuum

    I listened to Vance’s speech yesterday. It was no tirade; it was a highly reasoned and logical takedown of (Western) Europe’s decent into Orwellian misery. He cited numerous undeniable examples of domestic abuses coupled with the not-so-subtle undertone that NATO has outlived its usefulness. Of course the corrupt Euro-politburo is upset, abusers and addicts tend to get upset when you drag their problems out into the daylight and expose them.

    At this point, I don’t really give a fuck if Europe self-destructs entirely, just keep the US out of it. Russia was never going to invade beyond Ukraine no matter how much bed wetting there was from the “foreign policy establishment” (read: fixers for the military-industrial-NGO money laundering operation) and the only reason they invaded Ukraine in the first place was because the retarded Eurotrash leadership insisted on continuing talks about bringing Ukraine into NATO in spite of Putin’s repeated statements that it was a red line.

    None of that justifies Russia’s behavior, but frankly IMO at this point, the EU is a bigger threat to US interests than Russia is.

    • creech

      But then what foreign countries could we visit on vacation? Aus, Canada, Mex, Africa, China, California, New York are already off limits.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Global devastation

    In particular, NOAA staffers are concerned about how President Trump’s executive orders, including one targeting climate change programs, could affect the agency’s research and operations. Agency officials have received a list, which NPR has viewed, of terms that could run afoul of the orders in the grants and programs they manage; the list includes terms like “climate change,” “pollution” and “natural resources,” as well as many terms associated with diversity, equity and inclusion. NPR obtained the list from an official at NOAA who agreed to talk on the condition of anonymity for fear of retribution.

    ——-

    The “Project 2025” plan, a 900-plus page blueprint for governing produced by conservative groups led by the Heritage Foundation, called NOAA “one of the main drivers of the climate change alarm industry.” It suggested breaking the agency up, slashing its budget and privatizing much of its weather forecasting work.

    Trump – who often distanced himself from the Project 2025 plan during the campaign — has placed some of the project’s authors into prominent staff roles in his administration and issued a bevy of executive actions that closely mirror its recommendations.

    He’s going to round up all the climate scientists and boil them in oil.

    • Pat

      It’s the definition of a self-licking ice cream cone at this point.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    NPR spoke with several NOAA employees who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation at work. They said they are concerned that the Trump administration will impede the agency’s scientific work as part of the push to cut government costs by Elon Musk’s team within the Trump administration known as the Department of Government Efficiency. Some staffers are watching to see if NOAA continues to issue, for example, its closely watched reports on weather and climate, which often influence economic activity across the globe.

    “The mood’s lower than I’ve ever seen it,” a NOAA contractor tells NPR. “There’s a lot of fear in the office.”

    Good.

    • rhywun

      “scientific”

      😂🤣

      That is a curious way to spell “religious”.

  32. Q Continuum

    “‘Reconquest is the only party in France that defends this mix: pro-tech, pro-business, but also the defence of national identity,’ Knafo told Reuters in an interview.”

    She’s practically foaming at the mouth! If she’s allowed to take power it’ll be like the Holocaust to the 9/11th power!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “In a world where catastrophic climate change impacts and extreme weather events are becoming more frequent and intense, I can think of nothing worse than turning this scientific powerhouse into a skeletal operation,” Juan Declet-Barreto, senior social scientist for climate vulnerability at the Union of Concerned Scientists, said in a statement. “If President Trump moves forward with demolishing NOAA, he will jeopardize most people’s access to life-saving information, while only the rich might be able to afford private data sources.”

    Wheeee!

    • slumbrew

      senior social scientist for climate vulnerability at the Union of Concerned Scientists

      “Oh, a bullshit artist.”

    • rhywun

      *sigh*

      The lies don’t become true just by repeating them ad nauseum, Mr. senior social scientist for climate vulnerability at the Union of Concerned Scientists. 🙄

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Which is sad as NOAA has done good work/science. But they got caught up in the CAGW garbage.

  34. Q Continuum

    “Every single day I’m in pain, every time I have sex I’m in pain[…]I’m in the worst job possible, but it’s something I love to do. I have sex in my personal life anyway, so if I’m having it there, why not do it for work as well if it’s going to pay me regardless.”

    ummmm wut

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/im-uks-top-adult-star-34669903

    She’s either lying or is just a complete idiot.

    • Pat

      To be fair, once you’ve settled on that method of earning a living, it’s a bit tricky to burnish your resume and go looking for a 9 to 5.

  35. Sensei

    NYT Headline

    Vance Shocks Europe With Support for Far Right, in Message Familiar to U.S.

  36. Mojeaux

    My mom. I swear.

    Mom 5:55 a.m.: [insert non-emergency rando text]

    me, unable to fall back to sleep, but trying valiantly

    Mom 7:12 a.m.: [requests something from her room]

    Me: Sure.

    Her: Why are you up so early?

    Me: My phone dinged at 5:55 a.m. and I couldn’t get back to sleep.

    Her: Turn your phone off at night.

    Me: The only people who can ding my phone at night are Husband, XX, XY, and you.

    Her: Well, who dinged you?

    • Gender Traitor

      🤦‍♀️

      • Mojeaux

        Yanno what’s rich, tho? Susie and Millie were ALSO on my DND exceptions list, but they screwed that pooch. As I told my mom, “They have no idea how much we took care of them too all these years, and NO idea how much slack we’ve cut them through this ordeal.”

    • PutridMeat

      Well, who dinged you?

      Hopefully twas the Husband. Or are we not doing phrasing anymore?

    • PieInTheSky

      Hitchhiker : Don’t be so suburban. It’s the new millennium. Gay, straight… it’s all the same now. There are no more lines

    • UnCivilServant

      Reddit is overpriced at Free.

    • Pat

      Given their userbase, I’m surprised they haven’t gone with the cyberbegging model like Wikipedia.

  37. Shpip

    So this movie made its nationwide premiere forty years ago today. As a certified neo maxi-zoomdweebie, I can still quote it chapter and verse.

    You couldn’t make this today, since it’d just be ninety minutes’ worth of kids fiddling with their phones.

    BTW, if you remember the movie, you’re older than Vernon.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I think it got Criterion treatment, no?

  38. Jarflax

    So, now that OMWC is a grandparent, does this mean he has to use Werther’s as his candy?

  39. Timeloose

    Good morning Glibs.

    Happy Saturday. I’m due for some relaxation. Planning a day of board games, food, and libations. Snow and sleet be dammed.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘loosey! Sounds like a great day! I’m with you on the relaxation – just one more of my big annual gotta-do’s to finish at work, and we haven’t yet been sent the info to get it done. I’m ready for this three-day weekend! (DOGE isn’t going to start cutting Federal holidays, are they?)

      • Timeloose

        Hi GT. I forgot about having Monday off. It’s a new holiday for this year.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    The weather man guessed right for a change. Our forecast winter storm actually showed up and dropped 6-8″ of snow Thu night, and a couple more last night.

    • Shpip

      That’s impressive. I didn’t even know you could do that in a FWD car.

      • Sensei

        The drugs or alcohol likely help!

  41. Shpip

    I’m guessing that this may have been too local, but I’m mildly surprised that Swiss didn’t have an erection lasting more than four hours (or at least a grunt of satisfaction) after the news dropped.

    TL:DR – Guy who was speaker of the Illinois House for 36 years convicted on bribery and corruption charges.

    The investigation and prosecution was handled by the Biden DOJ, so I’m wagering that the Big Guy didn’t get his ten percent.

    • Jarflax

      I don’t bother to read stories about Illinois officials going to prison. They aren’t news anymore than dog bites man stories are news. Now, if you show me a high Illinois official who doesn’t get sent to prison, that would be news.

      • Gender Traitor

        Damn your nimble fingers!

    • Gender Traitor

      Is an Illinois politician getting convicted of corruption really news, though?

      • Jarflax

        Beat ya to it

  42. The Late P Brooks

    This business about exacting tribute from the Ukrainians for protecting them from Russia is actually a breath of fresh air, as far as I’m concerned. Let’s just be honest, instead of spouting a bunch of patently nonsensical mumbo jumbo about “democracy” and “freedom”.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

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  43. The Late P Brooks

    Gutted

    Many staffers that go through the program serve on the frontlines of public health responses before later rising through the ranks of the CDC. Another health official observed to the news outlet that many of the fired staffers were early career professionals who had been trained by the agency.

    “Now their dream is canceled,” the unidentified official said.

    Kennedy was confirmed by the Senate on Thursday. In an interview with Fox News after he was sworn in, Kennedy pledged that employees who work in service of public health had “nothing to worry about” under his tenure fronting America’s health policy.

    “If you’ve been involved in good science, you’ve got nothing to worry about,” Kennedy said. “If you care about public health, you’ve got nothing to worry about.”

    Their dream? They dream of a career in government health bureaucracy which will allow them to impose quarantine at gunpoint no matter the cost? Fuck their dreams, and fuck them.

  44. Jarflax

    Off topic, and far from impressive by any real standards but I have just hit a beginning milestone in my old man tries to get in shape project. sets of 5, 6 and 6 at @225 deadlift. First time I have hit multiple plates on anything.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    It fascinates me how many stories treat laid off government flunkies as members of a sacred clergy driven from their pulpits and altars by a ravening mob of heathen savages.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, I don’t think they’re going to get much sympathy for their “OMG, now I have to find a job like a, a, peasant of some kind!” routine.

  46. Ozymandias

    Just a pedantry note: there is no such country called “Europe” any more than there is a country called “Asia.”
    It’s a name – a linguistic convention – that we use for a broad swath of dirt that has a bunch of nation states in it, with a vast array of heterogeneous peoples. There is something called “the European Union” – an economic coalition that allows a whole lot of grifting bureaucrats to cosplay as modern aristocracy while siphoning off the wealth of their members’ working class.

    With commies, it’s always the same thing: some form of sophistry for manipulation of people’s emotions and perceptions.
    Always.

    • Jarflax

      We should start calling it Christendom again.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    With commies, it’s always the same thing: some form of sophistry for manipulation of people’s emotions and perceptions.

    That Atlantic article about the cancellation of science is a perfect example. Sweeping generalities about the glorious intent and potential benefit, while completely ignoring reality.