The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla.
Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out with these people.
¡Enlaces!
This sounds like the boring dances my daughter goes to with her Christian friend on Sunday.
Filing a lawsuit with a criminal cartel sounds like a really stupid move.
What I like about baseball isn’t that they exclude women outright. Turns out they just play ball like a GIRL.
Argentina’s transport sector goes on strike because ¡AFUERA!
When Guantanamo Bay is too soft for American born criminals, we have a solution.
I get it. Autocorrect can sometimes get you into a sticky situation.
Okay now its like the old saying: everyone is into bukkake until its time to do bukkake things. Story of my life, man.
Here’s a tune. Have a nice Tuesday!
If that last twit is real, I would like to give the congressweasel some credit.
At least he didn’t call him President Buccee’s, I suppose.
That typo would definitely happen on my phone.
President Buckeye would definitely win the Ohio vote, but lose the Michigan one.
A Congressman with a sense of humor? Fuck me, we should keep him around just for the novelty…
It comes with the job. You just have to accept that once in a while you’ll have egg on your face.
+1 Ed Balls Day
That ain’t egg!
He could’ve deleted it, but instead doubled down.
That autocorrect is priceless.
Bukele,
ok, Im good
“Trump eyes deportation of ‘homegrown criminals’ to El Salvador”
A stupid move if true and it’d last about five minutes before the Supremes shot it down unanimously. Even the mouthbreathing cops are always right law and order types would have a conniption fit.
Full agree.
Bad, bad deal there.
There is a showdown happening now at the Supreme Court, where the SC is going to have to decide either to defer on executive power or give free reign to district judges to make national policy. If the former, their legacy will be politicizing the court. If the latter, we’ll be looking at a legitimate constitutional crisis. Roberts caused this by trying to weasel and is now backed into a corner.
I suspect Trump is expanding the Overton window by floating this so that the SC can “compromise” by ruling against that while also ruling the executive branch can deport illegal immigrants without judicial obstruction. Graciously giving Roberts the out that they don’t deserve.
Roberts. That fucking Roberts.
Where is my goddamned Obamacare repeal?
Dead and buried with McCain.
Back to HS baseball in the chilly after a week of warm games in sunny Florida.
Today and tomorrow are District games. Friday is the Sectional game for the All A tournament.
We’re the #2 ranked team in the state overall.
Nice!
And now a word from the greatest treasury secretary ever
Former Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen, who served under former President Biden, said President Trump “has taken a wrecking ball” to the economy.
“President Trump inherited an economy where growth was very strong, the labor market was functioning very well, with low unemployment, an outstanding record of job creation,” Yellen said Thursday on CNN International’s “One World.”
“So, we had a very well-functioning economy, and President Trump has taken a wrecking ball to it,” Yellen added later.
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“I have to ask you, how would you grade how the Trump administration has handled the economy thus far?” CNN International’s Bianna Golodryga asked Yellen.
“I’m afraid I could not give it a passing grade,” Yellen responded.
“We had the economy JUICED!”
Maybe the underlying foundation wasn’t as strong as she pretends.
When you can cook the books and the press refuses to look into it the economy always looks good.
I can verify that here in the trenches, the economy under Biden was not, in fact, well-functioning.
I suppose when almost all of your job and GDP focus is on government and affiliated NGOs — it might actually look like the PPP Admin had low unemployment and outstanding job creation. The parasite was flush with the lifeblood of the host!
Every time she opens her mouth I wonder what alternate universe she is talking about. These are the people that told us we didnt know how good we had it when gas and grocery prices doubled, right?
Just for shits and giggles, I looked up her minor league stats.
12.04 career ERA, .037 batting average
Truly an inspiration to delusional girls everywhere.
Shit, Phillies center fielder Brad Marsh doesn’t have a batting average much above that.
Needs moire ‘roids and HGH!
Needs more ‘roids and HGH!
“I have all those sites bookmarked”
Well played.
Every kid has autism
I’m sure the CDC could expand the definition to get that up to half.
I agree that casting a wider net will indeed catch more fish, but do any of you remember any totally nonverbal autistic kids from your youth? There are definitely more of those now.
My nephew was nonverbal until a couple years ago. It probably runs in my wife’s family as my FIL apparently was as well.
What drug is used to treat autism? That is what we all should be asking.
Very very expensive ones that only marginally improve the condition so that very very very expensive ones can be used to further marginally improve the condition . . .
I’m guessing that the joke is in the bumper sticker but I can’t read what it says.
I had to load image in new tab then strip off the size metadata at the end of the url, myself.
“I love my Tesla, but hate Elon Musk”
I’d be tempted to print out a bunch of “Hate has no home here, right?” type flyers (show the sign and then just a big RIGHT? at the bottom or something) and leave it under wipers in the parking lot…. I mean, just proclaim you’re a blackhearted reprobate why don’t y’all….
Don’t forget you’ll wind up on camera if you try that. And in TEAM BLUE strongholds, you’ll get prosecuted.
That’s one of the many reasons I rarely succumb to such temptations, granted.
I bet the owner of that car already has that sign in their front yard.
I love my Tesla, but hate Elon Musk
Yup.
Translation: Please don’t key my car.
World Pride organizers grapple with security concerns for trans participants
It’s just like Nazi Germany.
Safe from what?
Statistically they’re far more likely to be murdered by a fellow trans than they are a normie.
Carpetbagger
Evidently, one of Trump’s closest allies on Capitol Hill also thought it was a good time to buy. The New York Times reported:
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican of Georgia, disclosed on Monday that she had purchased between tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of stock on April 8 and 9, the day before and the day of President Trump’s announcement that he was pausing a sweeping set of global tariffs, a pivot that sent the stock market soaring out of a sizable slump. Ms. Greene bought between about $21,000 and $315,000 in stocks on those days. The day before Mr. Trump’s move, she also dumped between $50,000 and $100,0000 in Treasury bills, according to required public disclosures made to the House.
These disclosure documents are public information, which have been published online. In this instance, they show the right-wing congresswoman made nearly two dozen trades — ranging from $1,001 to $15,000 — the day before and the day of her presidential ally’s “pause” announcement.
When the Times sought comment from the Georgia Republican — who chairs a DOGE panel on the House Oversight Committee — she declined.
Unless she cashed out, those fantastic gains have probably evaporated. But that doesn’t help the narrative,
My brother, not exactly a Wall Street tycoon, did the same thing. As did a ton of other people.
You’re supposed to buy high.
That’s why Coke has such a strong position on Wall Street…
It’s usually when I am drunk that I do my buying.
And calling ex-girlfriends.
Filing a lawsuit with a criminal cartel sounds like a really stupid move.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Camarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegría y cosas buena’
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Camarena
¡Eh, Camarena! (¡Ay!)
Mrs. TOK saw Poison when she was a teenager. She just saw them again last year, with a friend who knows Brett Michaels, so they got back stage and met him and got some photos. She said he’s a good guy.
The Horropops – Heading to the Disco
HA! When my first wife was 14 or so, she and her friends tried to get into the backstage of a Poison show, offering blowjobs. The security just laughed the girls off.
Does security laugh her off when she offers to blow you?
/ducking
He’s married, so that doesn’t happen.
China is up to its usual posturing. Related note, it seems my son-in-law has made it to Asia (same kid who got on a plane for the first time last year). And he got his first care package from us, in just 11 days.
https://www.newsweek.com/china-news-navy-western-pacific-us-aircraft-carrier-nimitz-2059920
Bonus if Kimble starts referring to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
As Alexandria Okazu-Cortez
“okazu”
おかず, オカズ【お菜, 御菜, 御数, お数】
おさい【お菜, 御菜】
noun
1. small dish (usu. one of several accompanying rice), side dish (usually written in kana)
2. fill, fill-in (drumming) (usually written in kana, colloquial) (only おかず, オカズ)
3. jack-off material, something to masturbate to (usually written in kana, vulgar word, slang) (only おかず, オカズ)
She does match two of those definitions.
I resemble all of those things.
Short Fry notes this for future reference.
Sort of on topic. What an idiot (because this spending arc is completely unsustainable and he’s already been chasing out the higher end tax bracket that they want to get to pay for everything… plus the LA fires chasing more people out!)
Sure hope the current “move over the summer” plans don’t get derailed… things are going to get ugly in SacTown when they run out of loan credit lines.
AOC weighs in:
“We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip,” the New York Democrat said. “How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it.”
I just love this sort of gaudy emotional rhetoric.
Now do Ukraine.
Says the idiot who took a what was it, $40k dress “donation” to wear to an elites only gala so she could virtue signal by it saying “Eat the rich?”
Just go back to hobnobbing with Bernie “I have 3 multimillion dollar houses by being a ‘Public Servant’ / Tax the billionaires now that I’m a millionaire!” Sanders, Sandy.
Even better…the oligarchy fighting latinx was at an event in which the help were forced to wear masks as they partied.
Her followers dont care
Buying stock after a drop? Whoever heard of such a thing?
She didn’t learn “buy low, sell high” earning that rigorous Econ degree from BU?
They had to cut something from the curriculum to make room for “Training the New Soviet Man” and “The Economy of Gender”
In her defense, she’s done pretty well for a tard.
https://imgur.com/gallery/first-wife-was-tarded-shes-pilot-now-N1pMLWL
Socialist gets weepy over the plight of…. securities investors?
District Judges are doubtless going to be busy again soon…
Meanwhile in the North…. sigh…. I really had hopes that they’d rid themselves of that pestilence for a while, but that doesn’t sound like it is looking good.
2-chili provides advice for Canadians: https://reason.com/2025/03/31/to-remain-canadian-our-northern-neighbors-should-become-a-little-more-american/
Graft NYC style. Nice reasonable price.
Tompkins Square Park’s infamous bathrooms reopen after $5.6M renovation
“Park officials insist the bathrooms will be kept under close watch”
Park officials are pervs
If only Chuck Berry was still around he could start his second career. What a weird fetish.
Ok. I was wondering if we might run into this problem. We cannot export criminals to other countries. The problem started when we contracted prisoning out to private companies. It doesnt give the opposition to this a strong case.
Sending criminal aliens whose own countries won’t take them back is one thing while this is another. In the land of three felonies a day it’s a terrible idea even if it was reasonably doable which it isn’t. It was plain boneheaded to bring it up even as a passing thought.
I don’t have a particular problem with private prisons. Yes, they can create bad incentives, but so do prison guard unions. Shipping prisoners who are US citizens out of the country is a bad thing.
They tend to worse metrics than public prisons by a lot, but I wonder if it’s just because they honestly report their data.
I am saying that contracting out prisons opened the door for this. At the veery least trying to argue against it will be met with ‘we already outsource imprisonment, what difference does it make if that prison is domestic or foreign?’
I’m shocked that our own sharpshooter missed this one:
Chicago – Cinco de Mayo parade canceled over deportation fears
Unintentional hilarity is the best hilarity.
That suing the cartel made me think of the Documentary Now! episode where they went looking for El Chingon. This is just an excerpt, but the episode is highly worth a watch.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiPsjSm4lmo&pp=ygUXdGhlIGh1bnQgZm9yIGVsIGNoaW5nb24%3D
Oh shit, Wink Martindale died. 🙁
Here’s a fun commercial he did
Mission Michigan: Successful.
Such a fun drive, and I get to drive by Peru! Midwestern weather is a lovely teacher about how weather works, if one pays attention. (I do want the boys to learn.) The sky was gorgeous, shading downward in spots in the distance. I only caught a few drops near the end, but I could see the tiny clouds dropping their little droplets from afar. It was fun to correctly predict when I’d catch a splat or twelve.
I did do something stupid, perhaps involving an engine light BLINKING on my five-hour journey. Maybe an hour away from home, I did something, perhaps stupid, but got home a-ok.
Relieved at my seemingly seamless arrival, I gathered my particulars and went to the front door. Before I escaped the car’s immediate orbit, I saw something sticking out from under the hood.
Huh. I swiftly realized it was the dipstick I forgot to re-insert into its little throttle holey-thingy. Huh. No oil spray on the engine or otherwise. I imagine that was what that little engine light was all about. That gremlin could also be learning my weaknesses. (It is. Crafty bitch.)
That was rather silly of me. Hrm. Still! It was a fantastic drive and day. Different radio stations were playing (often, but not always) cool shit. Some good funk for a spell. I strongly approve.
Too much typing, do I do. ‘Your Honor, I know I have the right to remain silent. Gotcha. But, like, yeah. I kinda choose not to. Sometimes to my detriment! Now! About those funds ..
DIPSTICK GOOD!
OILSPRAY BAD!
STEVE SMITH APPROVE!
Been there. Done that. Froze a block and had to have it replaced. (This was a riding mower 50 years ago or so, when I didn’t notice bro hadn’t put the dipstick back in).