I suppose I can announce this now. I got a new yob. What’s a yob? You know, a yob. I’ve been hesitant to announce until I completed onboarding. Turns out my new corporate overlords happen to be contractors of my old corporate overlords. It might be what put me ahead...
No, I’m still off the wagon.
I need to notify about 40 contractors in Ohio the state will be using a new denial template. So…I’ll make this quick… ¡Enlaces! As a born and raised resident of the Grand Canyon State, I fully endorse this. …because they’re an effective assassination tool that reduces...
Cue the tune.
A note on tipping
Who put a question mark there!?
Why to people do this?
Fine, I’ll use one…Man, get the Flock out.
Phoning it in…
“Demoralization”
Not content with the non-stop nationalist soccer tournaments all summer long, they will apparently host yet another game in October between the US and Mexico at the Bird’s Nest. That’s the Cardinals Stadium for those unaware. My uncle was telling me all about it last...
Lets roll with that one.
I just ate one of these Trader Joe’s butter cookies with guava paste. I normally hate guava but its surprisingly not awful. I need to draw up two reports this morning so that’s as good an intro you get today. ¡Enlaces! This will only work wonders for gas prices. Judge...
This is why I will never own an FAL. I can’t pull off those shorts.
Too soon, doggos
I told you I was going to do it.
Its too damn hot.
Time
Time
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Time
Fried cheese curds…
Smile, your on camera.
Huh. All of my links media is soccer related.
Apparently I volunteered to cover for the old man. Lets see…birthdays? The man who invented pimping. A man famous for something he didn’t say. I’m afraid you’re just too loud. Not my jam, but I’m betting one of you is into it. The obligatory obscure scientist. Easily...
Relax, this gets better
This world cup thing just won’t end.
“This is not a sport.” – Sloopy