Took my oldest to his Jiu Jitsu class last night. At 5’10” 140lbs he is at the point where he is in one standard deviation above the mean for overall size for the class (includes women). So he’s normally stuck rolling with a guy 50-60 pounds heavier. Not this time,...
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Unfortunately, I have a rather packed martes in store, so while you get the gif, you don’t get an intro. Them’s the breaks. I know you’re literally shaking right now. ¡Enlaces! I suppose that’s one way to spin it, here is another way. The Dixie Bay pissing contest...
He really didn’t
Suddenly everyone is an economist
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be happening again. I looked at my phone. Unlisted number with a Chicagoland area code….”Fucking A.” I said. “¡Halo!” ”This Prathiba from Swiss Corp International Industries. You know the drill, I...
¿Es martes, otra vez?
*crushes golfball*
Three day weekend gets you the .gif.
These people are making me quote Penn. I want to quote Teller, but they’re making me quote Penn. Assholes.
The Orange Man put out an EO that this be renamed “enlaces estados uniteros”. Let’s see him enforce it.
They didn’t do this in Star Trek.
Please add witty excerpt here
Its all to familiar to me
Thrown together, again.
This is not a Kevin Smith reference
“Hello, and welcome to the OH DOC meeting. I’m your host, mexican sharpshooter, reminding everyone not to talk about the weather around me because you’re not going to like my answer to the question, ‘what’s the weather like where you live.’” We’re looking at a brisk...
Nobody is listening anyways
Its something out of Blade Runner. Nice.
I did one for Gorbachev, c’mon.
Back to the grind.
Remember the movie Stand By Me, where Mr. Clarke went all out on getting the students to pass a state basic skills exam?
Let’s hit it.
Yo Adrian
You guys are lucky I needed to drop a deuce before I ran to the gym.