Friday Morning Links

by | May 16, 2025 | Daily Links | 269 comments

The Winnipeg Jets live to fight another day. The Capitals do not. College football is just 100 days away. They’re racing in Imola this weekend. And that’s it for sports.

Wait, is this about people who actually came to the ports of entry? Also, the story is pretty rich, seeing as the former admin just paid NGOs to help people bypass the ports of entry and come in illegally and then claim it. But that’s (D)ifferent.

This is silly. But I do want to see him perp walked and have a nice mugshot taken in the middle of his vacation. Because the guy is a complete piece of shit who tried to do a coup the last time around.

What the fucking fuck? This is absolutely ridiculous. I have nothing else to add.

I really hope this works. Those poor soldiers, many of them conscripts, need to stop dying for the egos of the two turds running the countries involved.

No more gay frogs in Florida? That’s my takeaway. ::adjusts tinfoil hat::

The future is yesterday! I’m gonna pass on this one. I don’t want to explode in a fiery hydrogen bomb.

This would be hilarious. He should have won before with the Abraham Accords. Let’s see if he gets it with his second bite of the apple.

This had to cause the author great pain to write. But they still managed a bit of spin.

What a bizarre headline. Oh wait, it’s only bizarre because the story is weird as shit.

Make it happen, Abbott! Then, when everybody complains that I’m no longer buying their garbage, abolish the whole program.

Here’s a nice little track. Good stuff. But this one is better, IMO. Enjoy them both and decide for yourself..

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.

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269 Comments

  1. sloopyinca

    The first paragraph of the first link:
    They arrive at the U.S. border from around the world: Eritrea, Guatemala, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Ghana, Uzbekistan and so many other countries.

    There’s not a single country on that list that’s closer to the US than it is to other countries where they could seek asylum. And that’s a problem.

    • Drake

      Yep – that’s as far as I made it. Some NGO “charity” transported them here probably with USAID money. They can transport them right the hell back.

    • Suthenboy

      See my comment below. The takeaway is that Americans are the most reviled people on earth, reviled by the rest of the world and by many Americans.

      Thomas Sowell’s advice to the Jews if they want to be less hated – “Fail”
      The same could apply to the individualist culture in America. Sadly envy appears to be a primary human motivation.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Tall poppies, protruding nails, etc.

      • Grumbletarian

        Americans are the Brady/Belichickera New England Patriots of the world.

      • Nephilium

        Grumbletarian:

        Cheaters?

    • rhywun

      Narrator: It has nothing to do with “asylum”.

      It is a known fact that, what, 90% of these cases are rejected? They should be thanking Donald for saving everyone’s time and saving billions of our tax dollars.

      What asylum-seekers now find, according to lawyers, activists and immigrants

      Digging deep for one side of the story. Never change, AP News.

      • juris imprudent

        The second picture – of all of those people walking through southern Mexico. A border they normally keep shut tighter than a bull’s asshole. Oh, you say you want to cross through to the U.S. – why sure, march right on. I’d love to see the pictures of NOW, with knowing that those people won’t be allowed to cross OUR border, you can bet the Mexicans aren’t letting them cross their border.

    • AlexinCT

      There’s not a single country on that list that’s closer to the US than it is to other countries where they could seek asylum. And that’s a problem.

      When you come to understand they are coming here for free shit from a government that sees them as a means to ignore the will of the current people while pretending they have not completely and utterly destroyed the entire constitution and the whole government exists to serve the people thing…

  2. Ted S.

    Fuck the Daily Mail headline.

    And fuck the Newsweek “why it matters” header.

    • rhywun

      Donald should reject it purely on the fact that Obama got one for not doing shit.

      • Suthenboy

        Agreed. However, Obama got his for being a globalist/marxist piece of shit who they expected to do everything he could to damage the US and spite its citizens. He did not disappoint them.

  3. Suthenboy

    It is impossible to overstate the importance of stated vs revealed preferences, that and foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

  4. Nephilium

    It’s a rigid airship!

    • UnCivilServant

      If they were luxury liners in the vein of the originals, I could see wanting to ride one.

      Not as an airplane replacement though. More of an air-cruise ship.

    • sloopyinca

      ::slaps cigarette out of Marty’s mouth::

      Are you trying to kill us all?!?!

    • SDF-7

      Another reason to hope for / push research on commercial fusion… replenish Earth’s helium stocks!

      • PutridMeat

        “My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet!”

  5. UnCivilServant

    What the fucking fuck? This is absolutely ridiculous

    You want vigilantes? This is how you get vigilantes.

    Though I suppose they do, just to give them another excuse to crack down on citizens in favor of the new electorate.

    • Drake

      This. Does the father make it look like a gang killing or do it in a way that makes a statement?

      • UnCivilServant

        Statement. Both criminal and judge strung up by their own entrails.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m sure that same DA would have sought probation and ignored the mother if the kid had taken her gun without permission and negligently shot the woman.

    • cavalier973

      “First, kill all the lawyers…”

      ~Shakespeare (I think)

    • rhywun

      This is how you get vigilantes.

      That is the point. Sowing hatred and chaos. Then, the crack down can begin in earnest.

    • creech

      These are the kinds of outrages a local Libertarian Party should be crusading against. But 1) there are hardly any effective local LP chapters, and 2) the LP is more concerned these days with the “enemy within.”

      • Jarflax

        Once the Party achieves its goal of purification, the remaining One True Libertarian will wield such power as the universe has never imagined!

    • The Last American Hero

      Anarcho-tyranny is a thing.

  6. SDF-7

    This is silly.

    It is. 86 means get rid of — it doesn’t necessitate “kill”. He probably actually wants that to happen — but we can’t know his mind and we shouldn’t prosecute thought crimes. Lighten up, collective Francises of the MAGA world.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Are people confusing it with Calif. Penal Code 187?

    • sloopyinca

      It’s probably prudent to publicly arrest (after CNN has been notified) and question him after a series of mugshots and fingerprints, just to be sure. Then he should be released and any security clearances he has revoked permanently.

      You can’t be too safe these days.

      • creech

        Ask him his views on sloped roofs.

      • Jarflax

        Released via helicopter? Woodchipper? Hmm, or maybe, hear me out I think this idea has legs! Combine the two! Top loading wood chipper, open field, helicopter!

    • Not Adahn

      “Make the enemy live by his own standards.”

      • EvilSheldon

        This. Comey is a politician. He doesn’t deserve and shouldn’t get fair treatment.

    • Timeloose

      My thoughts as well. You are acting like the people you ridiculed 2 years ago.

      Be consistent dip shits and loose the us vs them mentality.

      • Timeloose

        I’m referring to Noem. Glibs are free to be glib.

      • Homple

        “That’s not who we aaaaare!”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      It is stupid, but is a good reason to delve into the fuckery that fucker has done, and that shit should put him in prison.

      • AlexinCT

        One can only wish someone that abused the system that hardcore gets rewarded by the system legally putting him in the pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

      • dbleagle

        Never happen. After all there is a Hawaii based Fed judge available to place a national injunction in place on prosecuting ex-FBI Directors.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      He probably can’t be convicted as you say, but it’s fun to watch him squirm. And if he lies to his interrogators, maybe he should be charged like he did with Martha Stewart.

  7. cavalier973

    Florida has become the second state in the US to ban fluoride from its tap water in a move that is likely to appease RFK Jr.

    Back of toothpaste bottle:

    “Children 2 to 6 years: Use only a pea sized amount and supervise child’s brushing and rinsing (to minimize swallowing).

    Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age.
    If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.”

    Huh.

    • Derpetologist

      Fluoride is the active ingredient in rat poison.

      Ice cream, Mandrake. Children’s ice cream…

      • AlexinCT

        Like that jerky boy told the asbestos cleaner interviewer: I just put mustard on that shit and eat it!

    • rhywun

      Desantis is correct. Medication should not be forced on anyone.

      My proggie town has never had flouride in the water and somehow most of us still have our teeth.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        We didn’t until about fifteen years ago.

  8. Drake

    Talking is better than not talking, but… If Zelensky shows up demanding Russia surrenders Crimea, this will be a very short conference.

    • SDF-7

      Yup… A healthy dose of realpolitik on all (because I think at a minimum there’s Russia, Ukraine, EU and the US with distinctly different agendas here) sides would be helpful. Russia needs to go in not wanting all of Ukraine (not worth the insurgency in the non-Russian parts, the ill will of the EU that would be lasting, etc… frankly acceptance of the acquisition of the Russian sections they hold should be a decent war aim, the other being a formal treaty that NATO ain’t getting any closer to Russia.). Ukraine needs to accept they’re not getting those parts back or into NATO. The EU… well, they need to accept it is time to sit down and shut the hell up. The US? Get them to stop killing each other, I suppose get things quiet for that mineral deal… stopping the killing and the constant begging by Zelensky would be enough for me… but I think y’all know my opinions at this point.

      • rhywun

        realpolitik

        This.

        And yes, we all know Russia only started seeding Crimea with Russians a few centuries ago but it’s time to get real there. The EU needs to army up but without the blather and ridiculous fantasies of Russia attacking NATO. And I would really prefer the US keep its nose out but I guess that’s a fantasy, too.

  9. SDF-7

    No more gay frogs in Florida?

    Oh… I thought it was somehow a change to how estrogen from the Pill might be filtered out of sewage systems before finding its way into the ecosystem or something. I didn’t think it was flouride making the frogs gay….

    • Suthenboy

      I am curious how exactly one would determine that a frog is gay.

      • sloopyinca

        You’ve never seen a French mime?

      • Suthenboy

        ^Bravo^

  10. Suthenboy

    Keeping with my theme – Zeppelins. If they are successful and an improvement there will be endless howling about how they kill puppies and must be stopped.

  11. Suthenboy

    Trump will get a Nobel peace prize right after I will the mega millions and the powerball together.

    • Derpetologist

      Trump removes shoes to show respect when visiting one of the world’s largest mosques:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_66ErHks7w

      Gestures like that count for a lot in the Muslim world.

      • Not Adahn

        Remember when OMB was murdering sacred Japanese carp?

      • The Other Kevin

        He’s making a big deal over shaking hands instead of the Biden fist bump too.

        You can tell he is genuinely showing respect. That’s what a business man does.

    • rhywun

      True… but on the off chance it happens I will laugh myself stupid watching all the heads explode.

  12. SDF-7

    it’s only bizarre because the story is weird as shit.

    Is it though? I swear based on past headlines drug dealers seem to have a thing for exotic pets as well… maybe “I’m already smuggling meth… what’s a baby spider monkey or two! Plus they’re cute hopped up on meth!” or something…

    • Nephilium

      Marijuana… gateway to monkey smuggling.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        …monkey smuggling.

        Better than budgy smuggling…

    • Evan from Evansville

      It is a ‘common’ thing. Local Indiana meth dealers also worked in the exotic pelts fame. Many of the lions, tigers and other big cats at the Exotic Feline Rescue Center were such, and this dude was partly in charge of getting them out after arrests and shit.

      I did observational research at the Exotic Feline Rescue Sanctuary where I learned such. The rescued ones lived away from the others and weren’t part of the normal tour. They HATED humans. They had seen their friends taken away and get slaughtered. This one group of ~8 tigers especially were.. uh. something else. Damn.

      Also fun! I could feel the lions fucking through the ground from maybe 75-100 feet away. She just sat there, uncaring, really. Bored?

  13. Suthenboy

    Trump economy: Despite the left’s decades long relentless campaign to destroy the economy it has managed to survive. I am sure simply putting a halt to that and attempting to improve it will result in success even if Trump is wrong on a point or two.
    Dont panic.

    • cavalier973

      I’m something of a conspiracy theorist, so take this for what it’s worth, but I have an idea that Trump was clearing out some economic skullduggery (I couldn’t say exactly what that would have been) with his tariff ploy.

      Maybe forcing CIA front companies into bankruptcy, somehow. I don’t know, just guessing.

    • AlexinCT

      Trump economy: Despite the left’s decades long relentless campaign to destroy the economy it has managed to survive

      As long as America can offer people opportunity, the one world government proponents can’t convince Americans to let them kill off 80% of humanity and make those they don’t kill off, the serfs that own nothing, eat bugs, and will be happy (or else).

    • The Other Kevin

      He’s quietly changed energy policy and is reducing regulations. That’s going to eventually make a big, big difference but it will take time.

  14. Suthenboy

    I was under the impression that most snap recipients simply sold their benefits for cash that they use to buy dope, liquor and cigarettes.
    I forget which state but one of them replaced food stamps with pre-loaded debit cards which were promptly accepted by casinos.

    • rhywun

      Food stamps were replaced with cards everywhere some decades ago.

      I don’t know what to think of this. Most recipients also get straight cash bennies and there is nothing stopping them from spending it on the “wrong” things.

      And as for “healthy” food, there is already a program for that – WIC. I guess you could expand that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Rhy, with WIC you get coupons for an exact set of products. No substitutions. Not even the same product in a smaller size because they ran out of the covered item. I’ve watched people try to deal with peanut butter nightmares because they picked up the wrong jar and the system says No.

      • rhywun

        Yup, I was a cashier in college and I remember dealing with that. I groaned every time I saw specific arrangements of milk and cheese show up on the belt.

      • UnCivilServant

        I really wouldn’t want to inflict a scaled-up version of that on today’s cashiers.

  15. UnCivilServant

    Not Adahn, was the number of cuncurrent allowed guests at the club one or two?

    One of my character references was asking about ranges in the area since due to cancer he will soon be inheriting some firearms. His wife also expressed interest if they were going to be in their residence. I couldn’t recall the guest limit and from work I can’t look it up.

    • Not Adahn

      My workplace also blocks the KFGC website. I think it’s just one, but I’m also pretty certain that TPTB would count a married couple as one guest.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you.

        Given the other things he has to worry about, I’ve been trying to provide as much assistance as I can in this.

  16. Suthenboy

    Wait, James Comey? The paragon of unbiased, objective law enforcement? The rule of law James Comey? The completely politically unbiased guy that used to run the FBI? That James Comey?

    There must be some mistake here.

  17. Timeloose

    Speaking of Zepplins. “If it keeps on raining, my mower is gonna brake”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Jinx! (Again? Was it you and Sensei who cross-posted Nemesis?)

      • Timeloose

        Yep. “Great Minds” and all.

      • Sensei

        😉

    • Suthenboy

      That is on my list today. I am keeping my fingers crossed. maintenance on all of these small engines is a chore.

  18. rhywun

    Enjoy them both and decide for yourself..

    Love the Furs. Back when people had better taste, I saw them perform at one of the local college fests back in the day.

    • Timeloose

      As did I. 5$ show that I still remember well.

    • Ted S.

      I’ve always had good taste.

      Especially in music.

  19. Not Adahn

    Re: being consistent.

    There are no good congresscritters/government executives. There are a few less bad than others, but every one of them without exception is so arrogant that they believe they have the combination of greater knowledge and moral authority to dictate to other people how they should live.

    That is the relevant consistency. All of them think they know how I should live my life better than I do.

    The sole function of government is violence. Sometimes this is necessary. But usually it’s not. And when it’s directed at their colleagues it’s not directed at me. “Let’s you and him fight” is a completely non-cowardly, non-hypocritical stance to take when two of the three parties have recommitted to fighting someone, and I have committed to not initiate aggression.

    I apologize for this foray into sincerity. I will resume my regularly scheduled snark.

    • juris imprudent

      Oddly enough, there is no incentive for government to be anything else, and of course no one responsible for making bad decisions is ever accountable for that.

      And your average person just can’t understand why we end up where we are.

      • Nephilium

        Your average person thinks they’re different and better than everyone else. I’ve been on far too many planning calls where I’ve had to ask someone proposing some (usually terrible) idea, “Ok. Assume you’re the caller, how would you react if this is how your call was routed?”

    • Jarflax

      Dusty today

    • The Other Kevin

      That steel video is great. The steel industry is big where I live, and I’ve worked on a number of those control systems. You drive by those plants and think it’s just a bunch of dirty buildings, but there is some serious technology involved and the process is fascinating.

    • UnCivilServant

      Fuck no. That’s the sort of thing I’d expect to see in the Bee.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I like the idea.

      They could compete in an obstacle course. The last challenge would be climbing over a big ass fence.

      Once they had dropped to the other side, the emcee would inform them that the fence was actually the border fence and they were now in Mexico. Too bad, don’t come back.

    • B.P.

      Isn’t that sort of the way the immigration system used to be? “Oh, you have a set of skills in job areas where we’re short-handed? Well, come on in. We don’t care if it’s a “brain drain” on your country of origin.”

  20. robc

    As of end of yesterday, my retirement account is above my end of Jan high (my highest end of month, I dont have a record of all days). I guess Trump is like every politician, if you took away all the stupid shit they do, they would actually be okay.

    • juris imprudent

      If you took away all the stupid shit from a politician, what would be left?

      • Jarflax

        Grift

  21. Derpetologist

    UCS said the other day that green and purple are the color of villains. Makes sense. Those are the colors of both The Joker and Barney the singing dinosaur.

    • Nephilium

      And the Hulk (in the majority of his appearances).

      • UnCivilServant

        To be fair, he is a walking unnatural disaster.

    • UnCivilServant

      Every time I think I’ve managed to forget… that nightmare in foam… it comes back in song…

      💀

    • Not Adahn

      And The Riddler, and Piccolo.

    • Ted S.

      And Wimbledon.

    • Jarflax

      Of course purple is associated with evil. It’s a fake color.

    • AlexinCT

      So strip clubs are cool?

    • rhywun

      And prepared (cooked) foods.

  22. Common Tater

    “While many people are likely to keep their soy sauce in the cupboard with other kitchen essentials, an expert from Cookology has warned that this could spoil the sauce.

    The experts said, ‘Condiments tend to reside in cupboards; however, most should be stored in the fridge once opened.

    ‘Soy sauce is often [seen as] a cupboard staple. Surprisingly, it should be stored in the fridge to keep its flavour once opened.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-14718903/Youve-storing-soy-sauce-wrong-Experts-reveal-common-mistake-makes-condiment-lose-flavour.html

    Does anyone refrigerate soy sauce?

    • kinnath

      Does anyone refrigerate soy sauce?

      raise hand

      everything goes into the fridge once it has been opened.

      • Nephilium

        Most things go in the fridge after opened here. Quite a few hot sauces don’t need to be refrigerated.

      • robc

        I refrigerate soy sauce. The other day I noticed my Worcestershire sauce said to refrigerate after opening, which I have never done in my life, but am doing now.

      • Urthona

        The jar of peanut bar says to refrigerate after opening but I never do.

        Haven’t even died a single time.

      • Jarflax

        Yeah, but you’re a pickle. You’ve been preserved and are too salty to die.

      • rhywun

        I follow whatever the bottle says.

        However, I had a bottle of Cholula go bad the other day and it was well within its shelf date so now I’m not so sure anymore.

        My Worcestershire sauce (French’s) does NOT say anything about the refrigerator. … Tastes good still.

    • UnCivilServant

      Soy sauce is a salt delivery mechanism. If it’s not so saline as to be immune to spoilage, it was made wrong.

      • Suthenboy

        This. Little known fact: Beside the bottle of perfectly consumable honey found in the pharoh’s tomb was a container of soy sauce in the same condition.

        How many click-bait links have I seen proclaiming “This very common accepted way of doing things is WRONG!”
        Sorry guys, I am not gonna bite.

      • Ted S.

        Which pharaoh?

      • UnCivilServant

        According to the internet, they found some in King Tut’s tomb (since so few were intact, that probably shouldn’t have been a shock that it was him).

      • Ted S.

        Everything I’ve been able to find suggests that soy sauce wasn’t around in those times, even in Asia.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m talking about Honey.

      • UnCivilServant

        As for Soy Sauce, like all things east asian, it is indeed younger than people would leave you to believe.

    • WTF

      It’s so salty it’s not really going to go bad. Maybe if you leave it out in the sunlight it could possibly oxidize.

      • Gender Traitor

        We buy the low sodium variety and use it very infrequently, so I feel safer keeping it refrigerated.

      • UnCivilServant

        Low sodium soy sauce?

        Does Not Compute.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        Half the salt, all the autolysis.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Nope. We use a ton of soy sauce though. Both the bulk can we buy it in and the smaller bottle used for food are kept unrefrigerated.

      My wife thinks I am a barbarian because I like to put butter (also not refrigerated) and soy sauce on white rice. All her Korean buddies are likewise mortified that anyone would even think of that.

      • UnCivilServant

        I like to put butter (also not refrigerated) and soy sauce on white rice.

        Why would you do that?

        You’re ruining perfectly good food with rice contamination.

      • Ted S.

        [ Imagines UCS eating sticks of butter and drinking soy sauce straight from the bottle ]

      • UnCivilServant

        You are a sad, stange little man.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Ted:

        It is like a tequila shot for UCS.

        He throws some rice over his shoulder, downs a shot of soyu, then finishes by biting off a chunk of butter.

      • rhywun

        Imagines UCS eating sticks of butter and drinking soy sauce straight from the bottle

        *raises hand*

        I do both of those things (well, slivers of butter – yum).

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Does anyone refrigerate soy sauce?

      Funny, because I refrigerate the small bottles that I use on my rice, but the large jug I refill it from isn’t. God knows how old it is. But like the purple berries I haven’t gotten sick once from it.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “Immigration attorneys” and assorted adjacent parasites are sad because the money dried up.

    • juris imprudent

      Narrator: The money never dries up for leftist parasites.

    • Suthenboy

      Celebrities do, so why not?

    • UnCivilServant

      Who doesn’t want to play Lex Luthor’s less interesting real life imitator?

      • UnCivilServant

        That does kinda remind me – why is it they can’t seem to cast anyone with any screen presence to play Luthor? All of the clips I’ve seen of their recent failures aren’t even a Bezos, let alone a Luthor.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’d rather play Bezos than that gold digging harpy.

      • Jarflax

        Jimbo, gold digging harpies don’t get played, they play you.

      • Ted S.

        why is it they can’t seem to cast anyone with any screen presence to play Luthor

        Unfortunately, Gene Hackman is no longer with us.

  24. Common Tater

    “A bronze statue of first lady Melania Trump has been stolen in her native Slovenia — after a brazen perp cut it off at the ankles.

    The towering sculpture, which was anchored to a tree stump in a field near Melania’s hometown of Sevnica, vanished on Tuesday, Agence France-Presse reported.

    Cops said the life-size statue had been cut off at the feet.
    A bronze statue depicting Melania Trump is unveiled in a field near her hometown Sevnica, Slovenia on Sept. 15, 2020.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/05/16/us-news/melania-trump-statue-in-slovenia-cut-at-ankles-stolen-for-third-time/

    That’s one lousy statue.

    • Suthenboy

      *Looks at lousy statue*
      I know who stole it.

    • WTF

      Wow, that’s worse than the fat woman statue in NYC.

    • Not Adahn

      Better than Scary Lucy.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Are we sure that it wasn’t Comey who stole that statue?

      He wanted it so he could use it to model Melania’s grundies that were stolen during the raid. (of course he stole them on his way out the door, if you doubt me, go get them from the evidence locker and show them to me)

      • Suthenboy

        nah, Melania stole the statue.
        I forgot about the FBI taking her panties. WTF was that?
        Every single person on that raid party should be drummed out of law enforcement for life.

    • slumbrew

      “And nothing of value was lost.”

    • Not Adahn

      Honestly, if it wasn’t claimed to be representational of a particular person, but rather just a generic female human figure, I’d like it.

    • UnCivilServant

      Does this “artist” know that you have to finish the detail work before you pour the bronze?

    • Not Adahn

      If that statue is “towering,” exactly how tall is the dude slouching next to it?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    There are no good congresscritters/government executives. There are a few less bad than others, but every one of them without exception is so arrogant that they believe they have the combination of greater knowledge and moral authority to dictate to other people how they should live.

    That is the relevant consistency. All of them think they know how I should live my life better than I do.

    Nobody ever ran for office so he could leave me the fuck alone.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Let me argue the flip side of this.

      My buddy who was a big wig pol would tell me that 90% of things his constituents were asking for were laws to keep them (the constituents) from indulging in their own secret vices. “I wanted to tell them that they just needed to control their own demons and not rely on a law” was sort of how he worded it. Constituents were begging him for laws to control their own behavior.

      People who want laws against gambling are gamblers, drinkers want more liquor laws, people who want child pr0n laws are Democrats.

      This also works pretty good for pols themselves. You can be pretty sure that any pol who is pushing some pet issue is secretly into that vice.

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly this. The crowd of people clamor for leadership, because they don’t want to be responsible, not even for themselves let alone for those around them. So, who steps up to lead – someone who will tell them what to do.

        We are way fucking weird around here and we easily forget that.

      • Not Adahn

        Those people can get online and hire a dominatrix.

      • juris imprudent

        A domme only tops one person at time (usually) – these people want everyone to suffer with them. Only govt can do that, since your consent doesn’t matter!

      • Not Adahn

        My safeword is “Hayek!”

      • EvilSheldon

        Mine is “Harder!”

    • creech

      No, there’s been lots of folks who ran for office to leave others alone. They are called Libertarians, and they get maybe 1/2 % of the vote.
      Face it, hardly anyone wants to leave other people alone.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t believe that Chase Oliver or Megan McArdle would have left people alone if they had power.

      • The Last American Hero

        I dunno, I saw this aging hipster in a leather jacket claim that libertarians are a majority.

      • Suthenboy

        What NA says. Save GayJay I have yet to see anyone who is an actual libertarian run for office. The trouble with Johnson is that he was never serious about winning.

  26. Common Tater

    “Dramatic body camera footage shows the moment a police officer begs for her life after a deranged, half-naked suspect stole her gun moments before a fatal shooting in California.

    In the disturbing video, the unidentified officer is heard pleading, “Please don’t shoot me!” following the confrontation with 26-year-old Osean McClintock in Fountain Valley, Orange County.

    “You’re saved in Jesus’ name forever,” a shirtless McClintock rants over and over as he is shown ripping the handgun out of the screaming officer’s hands in chilling footage released by the Fountain Valley Police Department on Wednesday.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/05/15/us-news/calif-cop-screams-dont-shoot-me-after-suspect-stole-her-gun-before-her-partner-opens-fire/

    Looks like he was unarmed. Although a cop shooting someone to prevent her gun from being stolen seems justified.

    • WTF

      He actually took the gun from the female officer and was threatening her with it when her partner (rightfully) shot him.

      • Common Tater

        I meant he was unarmed when he came at the female officer. If she shot him to keep him from taking the gun, that would have been shooting an unarmed person. And if that person is black, you know what happens….

    • Pope Jimbo

      But TV has shown me that grrlz can easily beat up 20 to 30 bad guys with their kungfu. What happened?

      Maybe we should go back to hiring big dudes to be cops. I’m still surprised at how many small male cops there are.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I’m still surprised at how many small male cops there are.

        small man syndrome

        They get a chance to be the big guy with a gun.

    • juris imprudent

      The male officer fires 10 shots in total at McClintock

      Spray and pray!

    • Not Adahn

      “You’re saved in Jesus’ name forever,”

      I too have read Sister Mary Ignatius Explains it all For You.

    • EvilSheldon

      You draw a gun with a hostile assailant that close, there’s a good chance you’re gonna lose it. This was 80% bad/inadequate training and 20% physically inept cop.

      Also, what’s up with the weird slide cuts on the officer’s pistol? I don’t recognize it, and that’s not normal for me…

      • Sean

        P320, I think

      • Not Adahn

        Is that an aluminum magwell?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I watched a documentary about immigration the other night. It was called Born in East LA.

  28. Common Tater

    “The Department of Health and Human Services is reportedly planning to drop recommendations for routine COVID-19 vaccines for pregnant women, teens and children…

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which is part of HHS, recommends that individuals aged six months and older should be given an updated vaccine, regardless of previous inoculations for the disease, according to Reuters.”

    https://justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/dhs-plans-end-routine-covid-shots-pregnant-women-teens-and-children

    It should have been dropped for everyone years ago.

    • Rat on a train

      It should never have been.

    • Ted S.

      Missed it by that much….

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Gasbaggery in the mist

    Femicide is not simply the homicide of a woman; it is the intentional killing of a woman because she is a woman. This often occurs within a larger cultural context of misogyny, control, and gender-based violence. According to Amnesty International, one in four female killings in Mexico in 2020 were investigated as femicides. The actual number may be even higher, as systemic underreporting and societal minimization of violence against women obscure the full scope of the crisis.

    Psychologically, femicide is often rooted in toxic gender norms that reinforce male entitlement and female disposability. Perpetrators may act out of a desire to punish women for perceived transgressions, such as asserting independence, rejecting romantic advances, or simply occupying visible public spaces. In Marquez’s case, her status as a young, successful, and visible woman may have made her a target. Public-facing women—especially those with influence—are frequently subjected to harassment and threats long before such violence turns lethal.

    ——-

    The psychology of femicide intersects with broader social dynamics. Research has shown that in cultures where patriarchal values are strong and violence against women is normalized, femicide rates tend to be higher. Victims are often blamed, justice systems fail to act, and media coverage may sensationalize rather than contextualize the violence. This creates a feedback loop in which femicide becomes both a personal and political act used to instill fear and maintain dominance.

    It’s fascinating to see the jargon in its natural habitat.

    • UnCivilServant

      Then how are they going to clean up the snake-eating snakes?

      • Gender Traitor

        Lots and lots of mongooses. (Mongeese?)

      • Rat on a train

        Pentecostals?

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Roman Catholic priests named Patrick?

      • UnCivilServant

        Better than woodwind players in multicolored outfits.

      • UnCivilServant

        And yes, that would have worked on snakes too!

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought that was to get rid of rats and children. 🤔

      • UnCivilServant

        With snakes the musician just has to walk slower.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Reminds me of the mongooses in the Caribbean. Or the cane toads mentioned below.

      The only way you’re going to get rid of the Burmese pythons is for someone to spread a rumor that wild Burmese python meat makes men rock hard for hours. And then you’d probably end up with hundreds of ranches raising faux wild Burmese pythons.

  30. Common Tater

    “The city of Portland has reached a settlement with a non-binary leftist activist who allegedly sustained injuries from a police crowd control munitition during a BLM-Antifa riot in 2020. Meghan Lea Opbroek, 41, will receive a $375,000 payout from the city, according to court records….

    This payout follows one of several given to individuals who actively participated in the infamous 2020 BLM-Antifa riots following the police-involved death of George Floyd in Minneapolis. The riots desecrated downtown Portland for several months. The majority of the settlements stemmed from criminal rioters being injured by police when officers attempted to disperse crowds. The city of Portland and Department of Justice (DOJ) has since given millions of dollars to rioters via settlements. In November, the city gave a $400,000 settlement to Antifa extremist, Dustin Brandon Ferreira, after he claimed an officer used excessive force to detain him during one of the riots.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/portland-to-pay-blm-antifa-agitator-375000-settlement-after-she-was-hit-in-foot-with-non-lethal-rubber-ball-during-2020-riot

    WTF??

    • UnCivilServant

      Okay, no more rubber munitions.

      Mac, get the flame thrower.

    • Ted S.

      How much is Ashli Babbitt’s family getting?

    • Jarflax

      How do you desecrate a place as unholy as Portland?

      • Nephilium

        Consecrating a church?

  31. The Other Kevin

    “James Comey under investigation”
    This guy had no problem going after “white supremacists” who were doing nothing illegal. He deserves everything bad that comes his way.

    “Florida has become the second state in the US to ban fluoride from its tap water”
    We drink tap (well) water at our house, but I feel like most people drink bottled or filtered in some way. Has that caused a big increase in cavities? Wouldn’t we have seen that?

    “California officials find baby monkey”
    Riding backwards on a pig. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

    • Common Tater

      You can get more horses out of a 3-cylinder Corolla GR. Which has more doors than cylinders. Although it’s predecessor had more doors than seats.

      • Sensei

        This motor is tuned for torque. Makes sense given the application. I’ve watched a video on it and GM claimed they engineered for this application including longevity.

        Given the 6.2L fiasco it’s certainly an open question how all their emissions and mileage “cheats” will perform in the real world.

    • Sean

      Oh look, another retarded pick up.

      *eye roll*

      I can’t wait until I’m stuck behind one that won’t GTFO of the left hand lane.

      • Sensei

        Isn’t that everyday in PA?

        The amount of left lane bandits in PA is higher than any other state in the east in my experience.

      • Sean

        Not every day…but sometimes it feels like it.

      • Nephilium

        Sensei:

        Ohio. Sweet cheebus Ohio drivers don’t comprehend that the left lanes are for passing, and if you’re not passing someone then you should move to the right.

    • EvilSheldon

      I firmly believe that forced aspiration doesn’t belong on a truck. I also don’t care for the direct injection. I can’t comment on the reliability, but I suspect that this motor is going to have a brutal maintenance schedule.

      And GM still can’t make a decent interior. Sad.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Florida Man Speaks

    A man on death row in Florida used his last opportunity to share a message with the world Thursday to show his support for President Donald Trump.

    “President Trump, keep making America great. I’m ready to go,” Glen Rogers, 62, said moments before receiving a lethal injection.

    Rogers was executed for the 1995 murder of a 34-year-old mother of two he had met at a bar.

    In his final statement, Rogers also thanked his wife, who visited him earlier in the day at the prison, according to visitor logs. He also somewhat cryptically said that “in the near future, your questions will be answered” without going into detail.

    Go team.

  33. Common Tater

    “A radical nonbinary leftist educator has been arrested on child sex crime charges in Minneapolis. Preston Palmer, 35, an anti-police activist, was booked into Hennepin County Jail on Wednesday without bail. He has been charged with pornographic work involving minors, according to records.

    Palmer, a third-grade substitute teacher at Sullivan STEAM school in Minneapolis, was busted during an undercover child sex sting conducted by citizen “child predator hunter” Alex Rosen. Palmer arrived at Brackett Park with the intention to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex, along with his father, according to Rosen, who claimed Palmer came with a flash drive that included more than 4,000 child pornographic images.
    https://thepostmillennial.com/exclusive-minneapolis-nonbinary-leftist-educator-arrested-on-child-sex-crime-charges-after-citizen-sting

    https://thepostmillennial.com/exclusive-minneapolis-nonbinary-leftist-educator-arrested-on-child-sex-crime-charges-after-citizen-sting

    This asshole never saw TCAP?

    • UnCivilServant

      “But… but… it’s off the Air!” – predator.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    It has a turbo 2.7-liter inline-four engine, producing 310 hp and 430 lb-ft of torque, but achieves only 16 mpg.

    If only we had some sort of “laws of thermodynamics” to explain this.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “You’re saved in Jesus’ name forever,” a shirtless McClintock rants over and over as he is shown ripping the handgun out of the screaming officer’s hands in chilling footage released by the Fountain Valley Police Department on Wednesday.”

    This will, of course, be incorporated into training materials used across the country to show cops why they should open fire immediately upon encountering a suspect. Because officer safety.

    • WTF

      It should be entered into evidence as to why a certain level of physicality and strength should be required to be a cop.
      But that might disqualify most women, so we can’t have that.

  36. PieInTheSky

    The ultra-rare 2 bore behemoth: The Millennium Gun with firearms expert Jonathan Ferguson
    Royal Armouries

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKsO3FBrkjM

    a gun for a real Brit. No American could handle this.

    • UnCivilServant

      A: That looks too small to be a 2-bore.

      B: It’s embarassing watching him struggle with the mechaism.

      C: Why did they design it to resemble a percussion cap musket?

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, I did the math. Assuming I didn’t screw up the volume, a 2-bore should have a diameter of 1.325 inches. So I was wrong about that looking too small. Lead is just more dense than I visually estimate.

    • Jarflax

      Only his heart

  37. Derpetologist

    Yay me – job interview Monday at the boat repair shop. They said bring 2 forms of ID. Pretty sure I’m hired.

    • Urthona

      What’s with you and all these jobs?

      • creech

        Evan and Derpie have had more jobs than all the other Glibs combined?

      • Derpetologist

        I have trouble keeping jobs, probably because I don’t like them generally.

        One time, I told someone I got fired. They said “oh, you lost your job?”

        I said no, I still know where it is. They told me not to come back.

      • UnCivilServant

        Evan and Derpie have had more jobs than all the other Glibs combined?

        I would be curious to see what the distribution looks like.

        I count six that I’ve held – An internship, a stint at the mess hall, two as a computer lab assistant, the helpdesk at Xerox, and one with the state. This is not counting promotions with the same employer, or laterlas in the same employer, else my state tenure baloons to more jobs without a realistic change in circumstance.

      • slumbrew

        Also 6 since college (a couple before, co-ops in school).

        The tenure at those six is funny, though, something like 14 months, 18 months, 2 years, 4 years, 2 years, 18 years (and counting).

        My velocity has slowed.

      • The Other Kevin

        In college I was a math tutor, then an industrial automation company, a different industrial automation company, freelance marketing/web developer, a school software company, and now insurance industry. 6 for me as well.

      • Nephilium

        Around 12 jobs in my life, depending on if you want to count paper routes and the like. In the current professional role, 3 companies over the past ~15 years.

      • Gender Traitor

        If I’m recalling all of them, I’m in my 11th job since college. Most were short-term, many of those due to frequent moves during my marriage to the Rev. GT. One daycare center closed before the owners would have to pay us unemployment. One boss fired me as his admin assistant so he could hire (and mess around with) the receptionist. 🙄 I’ve been at my current job 25 years.

      • rhywun

        Yeah I had at least a dozen before my current employer – which has been about 20 years (with a year and a half being laid off).

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yeah – I also lost a temp-to-hire position with a computer outfit that did a lot of work for the local AF base. Manpower wouldn’t let the company buy out my “temp” status early, and I got let go with all the other contractors when the government shut down at the end of a fiscal year!

      • SarumanTheGreat

        I mowed lawns for a number of years, and had a summer internship as a computer programmer (yay COBOL & RPG2!). Then 36 years as a parts guy for a small business. With a side gig of botanical surveying which is still ongoing.

    • Not Adahn

      Let us know what the protocol is when you find a drug stash!

      • Nephilium

        Snort, sell, shut up?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    It’s the law

    A pregnant woman in Georgia who was declared brain dead after a medical emergency has been on life support for three months to let the fetus grow enough to be delivered, a move her family says a hospital told them was required under the state’s strict anti-abortion law.

    With her due date still more than three months away, it could be one of the longest such pregnancies. Her family is upset that Georgia’s law that restricts abortion once cardiac activity is detected doesn’t allow relatives to have a say in whether a pregnant woman is kept on life support.

    Why do I assume this is just grotesque political grandstanding? And of course I will ask the crassest question: who pays for this?

    • Common Tater

      I’m pro-life, but death of the mother is a natural end of pregnancy.

    • Rat on a train

      What is their problem? She is just a clump of cells.

    • Not Adahn

      Hmmm.

      Now I’m wondering if a womb-owner can fill out paperwork to be a “donor” and have an afterlife as an axolotl tank a surrogate mother in the case of situations like this.

  39. Common Tater

    “The president mused on Truth Social Friday how the billionaire singer is ‘no longer hot.’

    The 78-year-old Republican wrote that Swift has seemingly lost popularity – and that he may be the reason for her alleged downfall.

    ‘Has anyone noticed that, since I said ‘I hate Taylor Swift,’ she’s no longer ‘HOT?” the president wrote.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14720051/trump-claims-reason-yaylor-swift-no-longer-hot.html

    LOLOLOL

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Get a horse

    Train operators at the nation’s third-largest transit system went on strike early Friday morning, upending the commutes for hundreds of thousands of people who work in and around New York City.

    The strike is a rare labor shutdown at a commuter railroad and is the first at NJ Transit since 1983. It follows six years of negotiations between Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy’s administration and the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen.

    The two sides could not reach an agreement on wages, and the union said it would strike.

    In a late-night press conference Thursday, Murphy said giving the union too much could endanger NJ Transit’s financial health and burden taxpayers and riders.

    I blame Trump.

    • Sensei

      Be nice to me! I’m fortunate that I can work from home. This screws over a lot of working class people here that lack that option.

      Team Blue completely controls both executive and legislative branches. It’s also state run. However, as you note, I’m sure we can find some Republicans to blame.

      Bonus was Gov Murphy claimed it was going to “fix” NJTransit when he was elected to his first term. We can see how well that has worked.

    • Rat on a train

      COVID funds are running out. Hopes for more were crushed.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    This screws over a lot of working class people here that lack that option.

    Speaking of which, is congestion pricing still in effect?

    • Sensei

      Yes. I know plenty of affluent people taking advantage of the reduced traffic.

    • R.J.

      Don’t worry, they will.
      I was thinking that we will end up with a third party, not of populists (Trump took over the republicans anyway) but of an unholy alliance of neocons and disaffected elitist democrats. The Uniparty may become a real thing to push it’s agenda in the next 4 years. Democrats will spend the next generation in a psychotic hole, and may God help us if they ever win anything again.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    The Murphy administration is quick to point to their successes, including a hike to business taxes that was meant to fill the transit agency’s looming budget gap. It’s argued that bowing to the union’s demands would have swallowed up that money and required more tax hikes, fare increases or service cuts.

    But who knows if voters will understand any of that. And for all the progress he made investing in upgrades and hiring more engineers, it’s on his watch that the first strike in a generation is grinding the massive rail system to a halt.

    Who knows if those low forehead troglodytes will comprehend just how wonderful their lives have been with Murphy in the governor’s mansion?

    • Sensei

      We don’t deserve him.

  43. B.P.

    “What the fucking fuck? This is absolutely ridiculous. I have nothing else to add.”

    This is a big story in my town. Wait, no it isn’t. One news outlet reported it. Best part:

    “His [15-year-old illegal alien kid who vehicular murdered a woman] mother told authorities she planned to move him back to Colombia, but he has since applied for asylum.”