Please note your current password was found in a public leak…
If you’re a troll that figured out my WordPress login for this site, your life is exceptionally empty. Here, have the .gif.
¡enlaces!
I guess federal judges like to be mocked.
Motorbike killer? That’s called a ‘drive by shooting’.
You may have heard of this Mexican Tik Toker being killed recently. Here’s a link for you to ignore.
Nearshoring: The idea China can send half manufactured goods to Mexico, who then assembles and ships them to the US them without a Trump Tariff on China. But since it says Hecho en Mexico it has a lower Trump Tariff on Mexico. Somebody wins, not sure who.
The big news over the weekend was in Venezuela. The election was won by….*drumroll* ….Maduro!
Been a while since I heard these guys. Enjoy your martes!
Not us. Probably the CCP and cartels.
Bullshit. You don’t shoot someone in broad daylight on a livestream just because she’s a woman. She’s tangled up with horrible people or dating someone tangled up with horrible people. Someone got sent a message.
Could be a fixated stalker. Or someone who hates influencers…
“Or someone who hates influencers…”
Half the planet?
I know a LOT of people that hate influencers
The message I got is that the BBC really wants it to be “femicide”.
I recently saw some shit essay on FB about “femicide.” Just screams ultra-bullshit. Another, increasingly desperate attempt to wedge in the ‘women hit hardest’ angle to every single thing.
Just like hate crimes. (Thought Crimes, yes.) I don’t care if you killed someone because they were black or gay or whatever. I give a fuck that you *murdered someone.*
I *do* care if it was pre-meditated or in or semi-in the moment, but otherwise? Keep it simple, stupid. Don’t confuse a jury. (Well, the prosecution wants to do such. The better to push the trial in the direction and conviction they want. Massive Red Flag, just not the type you gotta seek medical attention for.)
Speaking of, I’ve got a half-staff chubby from the first few months of Trump 2.0. Not at all perfect, but the necessary wrecking ball is a-swingin’. I eagerly await the calving of Executive authority over others. Such an authoritarian, dictator-ish move, reducing His own power! BASTARD! teehee!
Wait, I thought femicide was what you used after douching.
This. She was somehow mixed up with some bad people.
What I cant figure out is how a 23 yo would have enough pull to be a problem big enough to warrant 86’ing. My guess would be she knew something someone didnt want her opening her mouth about.
As someone else suggested, it could have been sending a message to a sugar daddy
“Please note your current password was found in a public leak…”
I got that one too. Change it right away. Can’t let anyone mess with editing at Glibs!
Who is the sender?
The new one is 23456.
🤦♂️
“That’s the same password as my carry on luggage!”
SwissLovesPuns01, and increment it if you have to change it monthly.
I would change it to Podesta. No one will ever guess that!
Oh, good idea.
‘Swordfish’
“A federal judge orders the Trump administration to return a Guatemalan deported to Mexico to the US”
Produce them Mr. Gaily. Put them here on my desk.
https://youtu.be/jagJeaLXRRQ?si=RpdGpix5x71SS0_Q&t=3
I’m wondering just how much proof this migrant put up that he was (a) gay, (b) kidnapped in Mexico and/or (c) raped in Mexico. Or that he was at risk of persecution or torture in Guatemala (why?) or being harmed in Mexico (again, why?).
I also like that the judge believes that facilitating the return of someone, who nobody knows where he is, is easier than facilitating the return of someone who everybody knows exactly where they are, because they are in jail.
Valeria Márquez did not kill herself.
“We searched high and low for him, Your Honor, but he just outsmarted us.”
AP is really fixated on these sob stories.
Time to go long on golf carts, because it’s not going to be electric cars.
1. Rollback automotive regulations to 1986. Anything after that was stupid. In fact you could find a lot of stupid in 1986 too, so keep cutting.
2. Set basic requirements to allow primitive low speed vehicles with any power plant without constant hassles. That would print money.
3. Stop it with import laws. Import the cars you want to drive, and drive them.
These are my thoughts.
Do you want Wacky Races? Because this is how you get Wacky Races.
@Kevin – I am not seeing the downside.
Bring it. I should be able to reproduce the Arkansas Chug a Bug, put some turn signals on it and drive legally without some useless concern troll trying to “save me from myself.”
https://wackyraces.fandom.com/wiki/The_Arkansas_Chug-a-Bug
Can I get one with modern engineering? Because the Honda Civic CRX that was every other car in the student lot when I was an undergrad would be even more awesome mated to a Type R engine and clutch.
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You misspelled “1970.”
Rolling back Regulations does not stop effective modern engineering from happening. If anything it has stood in the way. You would have some wacky manual magnetic gravity clutch by now if it hadn’t been shadow banned by some regulatory imp.
Because of course someone’s already done something even crazier.
I thought Shpip was gonna link to this.
Well, losing an election that the opposition boycotted would’ve been a real trick.
Elections have consequences.
“Get in the train car puto!” – consequences
Right? A real dictator would just hang his opponents.
OT – I was hesitant to try to run my amendment paperwork in today, since the county clerk is only open for an hour after the end of my workday, and is downtown, where there’s alwasy traffic and no parking.
Somehow I made it down there with time to spare and filed the paperwork, and got back out of the parking garage so soon they didn’t charge me for parking.
At least I hope they intended to not charge me. I fed the ticket into the reader and the bar went up without payment.
If I get a nastygram in the mail, I’ll know I screwed up.
Even better, your egregious offense against the parking authority will invalidate all of your firearms paperwork!
JI, this is a privately held garage. It belongs to a hotel downtown that lets the public pay to park there for extra cash because parking is so limited in the area.
I’m still not completely how these influencers monetize their popularity.
Ad reads and tips from followers are the big ones.
With many of them, I think it’s the reverse. They’re not monetizing their popularity, they’re popularizing their money.
Is that even a word?
Dating cartel members turns out to not have been the best monetization strategy.
Is she dating the winner of the (Mr. Penis) pageant?
Fentanyl?
YES
Let the predictions of doom and gloom begin
Grumble all you like about the “One Big Beautiful Bill” — the House version did something remarkable and historic in significantly defunding Planned Parenthood. Let us hope that the Senate follows suit.
Another Non-Governmental Organization that will go under without taxpayer funds.
I’m all for zero-funding them, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
“Significantly” huh?
I’ll settle for the over-the-counter silencers…
If I had to bet, we will get neither by the time the Senate gets done shitting on the bill.
SENATE TREAT LIKE YOU LIKE 100 STEVE SMITHS!!!
When did Trump and MAGA campaign on this crap?
Trump orders pause of all student visa interviews at US embassies
According to ‘Politico,’ the White House is reportedly considering a plan to screen the social media accounts of anyone applying to study in the country
Visa applicants to the US have been required to list their social media accounts on their visa applications for years now. Why stop visa interviews?
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/27/trump-team-orders-stop-to-new-student-visa-interviews-as-it-weighs-expanding-social-media-vetting-00370501
Because new criteria is coming.
I have no opinion on the merits.
I don’t think the social media was ever actually reviewed previously.
Nor do I think any rules were enforced.
The change that’s coming is “free Palestine” is no longer a check mark in the positive column.
I understand that being pro-Israel is the most important American value, especially for the current Administration. But why inconvenience absolutely everyone? Unlike visiting the USA for tourism or business, every incoming foreign student from every country has to go for an interview at a US consulate.
As we are finding out, it’s a pretty sure sign you’re being financed by the same commie orgs that have been stirring shit up for so long – like the “mostly peaceful” protests from a few years ago.
Sadly, pendulums have a way of swinging both ways. Widespread abuse of student visas gets you a big shutdown of student visas.
Of course, I think just shutting down immigration for, say, five years would be necessary to unwind the current clusterfuck. The question, as always for allowing immigration, should be “How does this benefit US citizens generally?” With probably 15MM illegal immigrants in-country at the moment, it will take some time to flush out the system and get a handle on what kind of immigration is a net positive for the citizenry.
The last estimate I saw put the number of illegals at over 20 million.
The illegal population exploded under Biden.
“Two top aides to Mexico City mayor shot dead by motorbike killers —
The assassinations of Mayor Clara Brugada’s private secretary, Ximena Guzman, and adviser Jose Muñoz have sent shock waves through the capital, which is considered relatively safe.”
Were they Jewish? First thing that popped into my mind. (Anyone else?) As for Mexico City…
I seriously doubt the capital’s safety. I walked ‘through’ Nogales as a kid with Dad and Bro, but that’s my only Mexico experience. (Only like 4 hours.) I *really* wouldn’t want to be a lone gringo walking around at night in many/most parts of Mexico. In the sketchier parts of Southeast Asia I’ve been, your US passport helps give you a barrier from violence. May get mugged or something if you’re white or Other, but fucking with an American citizen, for the cartels, is to be avoided. Draws way too much attention. Dutch and Danes don’t have the same clout, for example. Interesting talks with locals.
*In Mexico, I kinda imagine a US passport creates a magnetic field attracting danger and illegality.
That, and people trying to sell you fake Cuban cigars.
“That, and people trying to sell you fake Cuban cigars.” Furthering my point. Touts are insatiably annoying, but much better if you’re solo. Add another pair of eyes, and the approaches become more tantalizing. (My female companions were all wise enough to not fall for that shit. Thank. God. Shoo-ing them away gets tedious. Istanbul, in my Top 3 places, was especially lousy with it in parts. Avoidable, with exposure.)
@Grizzly: Yes, but you’re a bear of a man. Joking aside, even in my sketchiest of travels, I never felt unsafe. Visually, though short, I do not demonstrate an easy mark. (Couples, much more distracted and enticing.) I do wonder how girls do it alone. I’d like to think there’s no way in fuck I’d have gone and done the shit I did on my own if I were XX.
To quote Richard Hammond forgetting to take his malaria pills in Africa: “If I were a woman, I’d be pregnant *a LOT.*”
Replace ‘pregnant’ with ‘raped,’ and my fears crystallize.
I visited Mexico City twice, in 2011 and 2019, stayed very centrally in downtown and felt perfectly safe even at night. But then I felt sufficiently safe walking from the pedestrian border crossing to downtown Tijuana but it was daytime.
You’re also a grizzly bear.
It’s really not, as long as you stay away from drugs, prostitutes, and gang members. Oh, and try to stay out of active warzones, like the border region between Columbia and Ecuador.
When my family stayed in Guayaquil, Ecuador in Feburary, the US State Department said that it was a no-go due to street crime. In actual fact, the major danger turned out to be overspending on cocktails at the truly excellent restaurant at the hotel, or possibly not getting enough Encebollado at the breakfast buffet to deal with last night’s excesses…
Don’t ever let the pansy brigade dissuade you from traveling to cool places.
Stay out of active war zones? Check. “Stay away from drugs, prostitutes, and gang members?” Uh. That’s where the fun is. Why *wouldn’t* I be where the party’s at?
We’re on the same page. I’ve never let someone else’s fear of a destination stop me. I’ve never come across a place I’m afraid to visit, but there are certain ones I *won’t* go to. China’s an easy example, though I’ve been to Hong Kong 3-4 times. (God, that place is glorious in so many ways. But I doubt I’d go back now.) Some Middle Eastern countries are borderline on my No-Go list, but nothing conclusive.) I wouldn’t go to Israel right now, but see also: War zones.
I never went to the Korean DMZ, either. I don’t like to be guided ’round, where I’m only allowed to see certain things. Fuck that. That’s like going to the airport someplace and claiming you’ve ‘been’ to that country. Nope. Ya haven’t.
That comment wasn’t really directed at you, Evan. You’ve been more cool places than I have, in a lot less time. It was a general comment directed at anyone who happens to read it.
Me personally, I wouldn’t visit Venezuela, probably not the tri-country region of south America, Myanmar, India, Pakistan, and a few other countries in the MENA region. But that’s about it for places where I would have a safety concern.
I can’t claim to have visited Quito, unfortunately, since all I saw there was the airport Hilton they put us up at after a six-hour delay from the Galapagos. But it was a perfectly nice hotel.
India is low on my list, due to the heat, pollution and grinding poverty. But mostly the heat.
China was fine, safe, and super polluted. But I won’t go back on principle.
Eh, I have travelled to an active war zone before, and it didn’t have as good a food selection as South America. Belfast, good beer, bad food.
India would be high on my destination list, but wife has zero interest in the subcontinent. Mores the pity.
Understood, EvilSheldon. We’re on the exact same page. It’s good to let people know to not fear the worst. *KNOW* the worst and don’t go to those countries. (People’s No-Go lists vary.)
I’ve been to Colombia and even bought coke solo in Medellin, tho I did have my friend show me the ropes. Venezuela is certainly on my List. I mentioned my Middle East aspersions, but India’s an interesting one. For some reason, I never had a desire to really go there. I obviously do, but other destinations ranked far higher than India, despite living in Singapore for two years, with cheap-as-fuck flights. I did spend ~a week in Sri Lanka, which I documented here on Glibs. (I was rightfully semi-bashed for it reading like a harlequin romance, though it was written when that trip symbolized the breaking point in Prianka +Me’s 4-year relationship.
I’ve been to Morocco and would love to see Egypt and I’m sure many other places. However, almost all of Africa is *distinctly* in my No-Go zone. I’d have a great time in Kenya, I’m sure. I tend to have a great time everywhere I go. Vladivostok is the only place that comes to mind that I really didn’t have a *good* time. I had a time, tho, and Russia checked off the list, but I’d MUCH rather go to St Petersburg. Perhaps, another time.
DOGE on paper has so much potential. 12.3 million people aged 120 or older with social security numbers. The left wants to pretend it’s nothing. HOws zznadmany are drawing checks2q3!:
https://www.gao.gov/fraud-improper-payments
We’ve known there’s hundreds of billions in fraud in the program and other welfare programs for a long time, but nothing was ever done. What we are seeing now are the specifics of that fraud being revealed, and like the Twitter files which showed us how the sausage gets made, the left is crying nothingburger.
But it isn’t just the money. Think about how much shit is tied to social security numbers, including voter registration.
Think about how loud they’re howling about this. If no one is drawing checks, why the fuck would they even care? Sure, you have the good little food soldiers of the left who just repeat what they’re told. But the assholes at the top know about the fraud. It’s been documented forever.
We are still just seeing the tip of the iceberg.
So much of the money is simply unaccounted for – billions, probably trillions just tossed out the window and into the pockets of kleptocrats. Where to even begin?
I have a password creation protocol, which has basically a hash. I don’t do randomly generated passwords because they’re easier to crack than random actual words.
Nobody outside of Glibertarians would think of CuntyAuntSusie01 as your password.
👏 Golf 👏 Clap 👏
CuntyAunt$usie01
missed the special character
Goddammit Ted’s. Now she’s got to change it to CuntyAuntSusie02.
Well, my OnlyFans handle’s been discovered. Shame if it gets out. I’ve scored loads of SluttyNephew dick pics for … covert counterintelligence material. I tried CuntyUncleSteve but that *ALSO* only scored hefty bear material.
*kicks pebble* Perhaps ‘AvailableSluttyBro’ will attract the brown poon I seek.
I did, in fact, use a variation of that to look up the deed to the Glue Factory.
I think that there are some caveats.
The length of the password is the most important factor if I remember correctly. Whether it is randomly generated or a phrase, the longer the better.
I can’t remember the details, but I remember some nerd coworkers getting into it years ago about whether three random words were better than a random passwords. The answer was “it depends”.
Three random word passwords might not be as secure as you think.
“Thr3erandompas$words”
As far as I am concerned, passwords are more or less useless.
If someone wants in, they will get in.
Mix in special characters and numbers that change every minute.
I’m no great musical mind, but I was sad to hear that Rick Derringer has died. 77 years-old.
Of course, we are lucky to still have access to his art.
Looks like Robby still hasn’t learned how to change a tire
Someone in the comments spells it out: a bicycle pump will get you enough air to get past the low pressure warning. You use what you got.
But, she could probably use that black dress just as well, if she knew what she was doing.
Looking up the judge in the gay Guatamalan story:
On March 28, 2025, Murphy temporarily blocked the Department of Homeland Security from deporting people to “third countries”, or countries other than the one they came from. [11][12] In April, he said that if the United States were to decide to deport anyone to a third country, it should first give the person a 15-day window to contest that decision. On May 21, he ruled that Homeland Security “unquestionably” violated his order when it gave eight men only “hours” of notice before deporting them to a third country.[13]
I wonder what legal basis there is for requiring a 15-day window to contest government decisions before acting. It sounds like something he just pulled out of his ass.
You’re basically also arguing that you can’t deport people who make asylum claims because they can’t go back to their home country and they can’t go to a third party country. Again, what legal basis is there for that?
FYTW.
And asylum claims, of course, must be taken at face value.
Hell, a lot of asylees under Biden ditched their papers at the border (per NGO instruction) to put sand in the gears, because then we couldn’t be sure what country to send them back to.
it should first give the person a 15-day window to contest that decision
Great point on appeal.
Tuesday Tetas or Mammary Martes? You decide!
https://archive.is/kYaMe
Q knows where the white bitches are at.
Had a bit of adventure with Dad today. We went to see Mom at work, with her in character at the Historical Society. We go in and do our thing. Coming out into the parking lot, Dad realizes he doesn’t have his keys. Uh-oh.
Gav (11-near 12) got to the car quicker, and when I arrived he was already in and fiddlin’ with the radio. I asked him if he found the keys and started the car. (His legs are too short, still. I knew the answer.)
Dad left the car running the entire time we were in the museum. Well-over an hour, short of two. It was disturbing to tell him the news of where the keys were. He’s quite upset about his lapse in judgement. We were distracted by three pre-teens, but he admitted that’s not an excuse. Hearing the news, seems he had a bit of a Moment with himself, existentially. I let him have it. Age does what age does.
*kicks pebble*
It is a sad day when you realize you’re more competent than your father at most things. Sadder still when you realize you need to look out for him.
I was out-Firsting my father from the moment I Firsted my way out of the womb.
That’s odd. I Fisted my way into your Mom’s womb.
Ricky from the Top Rope!
Well-executed. Her wombsome ways remain wombsome. Shame!
Goddamn, that was savage.