this is drake’s fault
“Whoopi! Whoopi!” the natives cried as they circled the young sacrifices.
“I lobe you, Dabid,” Sandy said around her broken noise.
“You have a vagina!” David said, aghast. “I could never date anyone with a swamp monster!”
Joy drove a fire-hardened spear into his side and cackled as she watched the life rush out of him.
“Why are youb so mean?” Sandy cried.
“Purity is more important than winning,” Woopie said as the natives carrying her rattan palanquin entered stage right.
The audience chuffed and made guttural moans and gulps reminiscent of howler monkeys. “Whoopi!” they chanted, “Whoopi!”
“Ted Danson!” Woopie said, revealing the dark maw of her genitals.
“It’s worse than I imagined,” David said. “I’m so glad I stayed a virgin.”
Sandy snorted loudly despite being having her clothes stripped off in preparation for the cauldron.
“Virgin for girls maybe,” Joy said. “Not that I have anything against gay men. as long as they vote like we tell them to.”
“Do you wish to taste the honey within?” Whoopi asked, her legs popping gristle as she spread her legs wider.
David dug a hand inside the wound in his side and tore it open. He sank to the ground, pale and dead.
“Such cowardice,” Whoopi sneered. “I was once a romantic lead in a number of movies.”
“I was on Baby Boom,” Joy said. “It lasted for thirteen whole episodes. Well, only ten aired.”
Ana screeched as Sandy’s breasts were exposed, “Cut those off first!”
“Standards and Practices! Standards and Practices!” Sunny chanted. “We can kill her and eat her but we can’t let the audience see her PR milkers!”
“God! Oh, God! Let this end! Where is New Pope?” Sandy cried.
J, D. Vance descended from the fly on a wires, his arms open to the nude young woman, holy eyeliner making his eyes pop on camera.
Day-um, Arby’s.
Given the preceding segment — I’m glad that was the extent of their joke instead of over-packed roast beef sandwiches or something.
instead of over-packed roast beef sandwiches
That’s for next year’s Mothers Day Promotion.
“Your Mom’s got as much meat in her as our Giant Roast Beef”
lulz
Not the roast beef in a Scarlett Johansen sammich .
At least he didn’t visualize Whoopi’s wet morass as a Steak-ummm with cheese, because ewww! Gross.
Poor Sandy. What a waste.
Of what?
Breast meat.
Meet the new Pope! Same as the old Pope!
Is the new pope reptilian?
No. I avoid any type of scales as much as possible.
https://www.soap-on-a-rope.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=722
“her legs popping gristle as she spread her legs wider”
This is what we get for noting that the previous post was rather tame.
You can almost hear the velcro like ripping sound…
Well I can NOW… gee thanks for that, Neph!
:goes off in search of some brain bleach…:
Damn you.
I don’t think there’s been any honey in that pot for a long time.
Thanks for that, Neph. I’m working on a cable management project and every time I use velcro cable ties I’m going to think of that.
I blame you, Jaime
That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read, well, in the last ten minutes anyway.
Why does Sandy have a broken noise?
Nice try, Arby’s.
Meanwhile, over on the oligarch beat…
Musk’s remarks about bringing Starlink and Tesla to Saudi Arabia are just one example of how his proximity to Trump have put his companies on an even bigger global stage – and continue to do so. And even before Trump was elected last year, Musk’s businesses, especially SpaceX, benefited massively from government contracts.
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Musk’s proximity to Trump has also likely helped X, formerly Twitter, which he bought in 2022 for $44 billion. Major advertisers fled the platform after hate speech surged on the platform following Musk’s takeover. But X has become Musk’s megaphone and a platform of choice for the Trump administration, with some agencies exclusively using X for communication.
Musk says he’ll continue helping with DOGE, dipping in and out of Washington. But the benefits to his companies will likely endure with Trump in power.
None of those businesses would exist without Trump.
If Musk didn’t help Trump, nobody would’ve ever heard of Twitter or Tesla, and of course Space X would never have gotten a contract with NASA 🙄
“God! Oh, God! Let this end! Where is New Pope?” Sandy cried.
J, D. Vance descended from the fly on a wires, his arms open to the nude young woman, holy eyeliner making his eyes pop on camera.
Not the deus ex machina I had in mind.
I’d like the NYT and these same legal scholars to parse the 2A.
At Supreme Court, a Once-Fringe Birthright Citizenship Theory Takes the Spotlight
I am not opposed to overturning birthright citizenship, but the plain text of the 14th amendment is pretty damn clear. So it would require an amendment to do it, and if we are going to put the effort into overturning an amendment, I would start with the 16th.
First sentence of Section 1: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”
“and subject to the jurisdiction thereof”
ISTR that clause is what is being argued. If it’s “everyone in the US at any moment”, why that clause? Who isn’t subject to the jurisdiction thereof?
Diplomats and diplomatic visitors (foreign heads of state/government, etc).
Diplomats and diplomatic visitors (foreign heads of state/government, etc).
The phrase in questions uses the conjunction “and”.
“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof,”
The argument is that the Amendment specifies that both be true. Is it possible to be born in the United States but not subject to its jurisdiction? If so, then those people would not automatically be citizens. If a foreign diplomat has a child in the US while serving in their official capacity, would that child be a US citizen? If not, then a case could be made that an illegal immigrant who has a child in the US would not be a citizen.
Or rather, the child of that illegal immigrant would not automatically gain citizenship merely by being born in America.
Decades ago I was friends with a guy my age (24ish?) who was brought into the country as an infant. He grew up here, but was very fluent in Spanish, so wouldn’t be completely lost if deported. By now, I figure he has kids. Should they also face deportation? If not, do they get citizenship, or do we now have generational slums of second class people?
Not giving automatic citizenship would definitely have negative incentives, but unless you assure the border is actually secure, you will end up with barrios of second class people with no where else to go, brimming with resentment.
You could have a lot of fun with that stash.
This is the terrifying collection of nearly 500 guns and 200,000 rounds of ammunition which was seized from a parish council chairman who collected firearms ‘like stamps’.
Police revealed the full extent of their discovery at the home of crane operator James Arnold in Wyverstone, Suffolk. It is the biggest arsenal of illegal weapons ever found in the UK.
Three months after the discovery and the 49-year-old’s arrest in April 2014, Arnold died of pancreatic cancer, meaning he could never face prosecution.
But as firearms dealer Anthony Buckland, 65, was jailed for at Norwich Crown Court for supplying some of the weapons, Suffolk Police opened up its armoury to journalists to highlight the massive scale of the find.
Love the lead bullets and spent cartridges. I’m sure those count as “ammunition” too.
Sucks that he got the big P type cancer. Oh, also that he isn’t a free American, I know people who would call that rookie numbers.
I think my dad left behind a similar amount of reloading supplies when he passed away.
I see absolutely no actual ammunition in any of those pictures, there is a box of brass and another box of loose bullets, including a significant amount of old minie ball.
I wonder if many of those guns even function, looking at the state of some of them.
Dang it, there was a Lancaster SMG in there. Now they are going to chop it up.
ZOMG, an empty LAW tube. 🙄
“ They revealed that, had the weapons fallen into the wrong hands, they would have been enough to arm nine coach-loads of terrorists.”
Whatever. Or a bunch of happy hillbillies more likely.
TOO LOCAL NEWS: Bill to end car inspections, both safety and emissions, heads to NH Senate floor.
Hell even NJ ended safety inspections. And EVs don’t need emissions so no inspections for one of my vehicles.
KY ended emission inspections a long while back.
CO apparently still has them, but only on cars 5+ years old, so I have a few more years.
Just sold my car for scrap in Michigan. Guy tried to tell me that the catalytic converter (actually 2 in this car) had been swapped with after market junk. Yeah. I got the car from my dad, who bought it in CO, and gave it to me when I lived in CO so had to pass emissions. I guess some really considerate thief could have jacked up my car, cut out the catalytic converters, and then taken the time to install after market parts…
I have annual safety inspections but emissions aren’t required in my county.
Gov Walz grins like a chessy cat, rubs his hands together
“Hmm, why don’t we try that in Minnesoda, it might just work. If not, it will at least irritate the flyovers so a win-win”
I don’t see annual inspections going away in Pennsylvania. Or emission tests. Neither are bothersome to me though.
Emissions tests are a legitimate function of government, and I personally saw the air quality improve on the Front Range in CO from when I was a kid. I have never dealt with safety inspections, but they sound onerous and petty.
I think the following song and image goes well with the dino pics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o9JdIkNz_0
And I expected Dinosaur Jr.
*THIS* was the darkness we feared lay in wait. Outstandingly disgusting, on so many levels.
‘“I could never date anyone with a swamp monster!”
Joy drove a fire-hardened spear into his side and cackled as she watched the life rush out of him.” Glorious mood-setting.
‘“Do you wish to taste the honey within?” Whoopi asked, her legs popping gristle as she spread her legs wider.” To let us wallow in the sickness you’ve spawned within us.
BRAVO. And fuck you. I can’t fap to this and I was kinda looking forward to the opportunity. Dammit. Well, that fuckin’ HOTTIE Rep. Anna Paulina Luna mud wrastlin’ with AOC’ll have to do. (Damn. Damn. Damn, she’s hot.)
I know who I want to win. Fatality? Creating suction with the labia, powerfully blowing into her pussy to rupture her from within. Preferably right after she’s been inseminated, so her beau can observe his last spickle go to waste, a̵b̵o̵r̵t̵e̵d̵ deported outside her vaginal safe. Sad!
If anyone around here can, it’d be you.
Just lay back and think of
EnglandWhoopi and you 96-ing.(They used to call it sixty-nineing, but apparently eating out has become more expensive.)
I get the feeling I really don’t want to know what 96-ing is… 5th dimension eldritch oral?
I was assuming mutual salad-tossing.
(It’s when ̵I̵ someone can’t perform and we end up pouting on our own sides of the bed.)
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Whoopi wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
MASSIVE + everything for using the best evocation of Calvin’s inner world.
I used to sneak off during Mass to read Calvin & Hobbes. He’s in my upper echelon of Favorite Artists, and he certainly wins visually. His stories, punchlines and philosophy, as well, all landed with me. (MC Escher is my favorite ‘traditional’ artist. His museum in The Hague was a treat.)
We have some heavy equipment parked, a sandbox and a bunch of shovels. Prepare to fuck the taxpayers!
https://nypost.com/2025/05/14/business/netflix-breaks-ground-on-900m-movie-studio-at-former-nj-army-base/
A classmate and I were both stationed at Ft Monmouth, though not at the same time. We were just talking, reminiscing about the old days, today. It was fun times.
Take your pick.
https://tourism.visitmonmouth.com/beaches?ig-custom-places=beaches-6515b327491eb714b9de98c0
There was a joint south of Asbury Park, my long ago memory seems to remember “Dudley’s by the Sea”. Lots of youngsters, as were we, loud music, cold beer. Everything a young GI requires.
Everyone gets a free subscription, right? I mean, since they’re paying for it?
The bartender AOC wishes she could have been (Slightly NSFW)
Jaguar Be Damned: JLR Just Had its Best Profit in a Decade
So you produce nothing and sell existing inventory. Let’s see you pull that off year after year.
“Jaguar-Land Rover recorded a profit of $3.33”
Somehow I’m not impressed
Also, I legit love that song. They have at least two albums I’m rather fond of.
Also, the singer. I’ve inseminated her many times through a sock surrogate.
Evan, you crazy diamond. I really admire your cheer. Could I borrow a cup?
*gushes*
You can borrow anythin’ you want. I’ll fill your cup with a reminder from the other day:
Walking to my car past the freezer aisles, I saw a ~4yo girl riding in the cart as mommy pushed her. Fifty feet away, I saw her and we made eye contact. I was last the aisle in seconds. Out of sight, she calls out, “Goodbye, person!”
Sooooo cute. And she just kept repeating it! I just had to walk back to the aisle, where they were now ten feet away.
“Hello, person!,” I greeted her as I waved. She clasped her hands around her mouth as she blurted out her happy shock.
I kept walking out to my car.
As I left, she again repeated “Goodbye, person!” again, with perhaps *more* energy as I walked out the store.
*Gushes* Great moment.
Whoopi. You had to do Whoopi.
At long last you found the thing that disgusts me.
🤬
That asshole at Action Pistol who decided on the last stage that it was a good idea to respray the paint on the steel targets with slow-drying spraypaint fucking sucks.
It was bad enough it got on me, but I just had to get it off the otherwise brand new 1911. That thing was pristine, jackass.
Okay, I’m calm now.
Isopropyl got it off and didn’t damage the hardware. I may have to relubricate the mechaism though.
“I may have to relubricate the mechaism” and “I need to vent,” eh?
These euphemisms are gaining more caliber.
I really just needed to vent. Too much damage to my nice things this week.
Understood. And a totally appropriate vent.
Let the event organizers know they need to remind the range-runners to use fast drying paint.
The point is there was no need to repaint the steel at that time.
Jaguar sold just 26,862 cars from March 2024 to March 2025—a drop of 45.8 percent. Around half of those cars were F-Pace SUVs. The other half were leftover models sitting on dealer lots.
</eM.
I think most, if not all, of those F-Paces went to Waymo.
I would not be surprised.
TOO BAD, SO SAD.
Once the regs in the states allow it, make a new e-type as primitive as Jaguar can. Sell them by the ship load.
Trump’s fault
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) announced a $12 billion deficit Wednesday in the May revision of his state budget proposal, casting blame on the Trump administration for creating an unpredictable economic environment.
The governor spent more than an hour outlining his $321.9 billion state spending proposal for the 2025-26 fiscal year, which includes an $11.9 billion shortfall, as well as a $226.4 billion general fund and $15.7 billion in reserves.
Acknowledging it is a considerable departure from his initial proposal in January, when he offered what was “in essence a balanced budget,” Newsom stressed that “the economy of California was humming” with a surge in revenue of $7.9 billion.
“That has significantly changed since the actions of this administration,” the governor declared during a Wednesday presentation of his May revisions.
Accusing President Trump of “assaulting” the country’s economic growth engines, with his sights set on those of the Golden State in particular, Newsom described “a climate of deep uncertainty.”
Nothing to cut.
This is a good summary / rebuttal to that asshat.
This works too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o13glRURgTE
“he offered what was ‘in essence a balanced budget’ ”
In essence, Weinstein slept with your wife, Gavin.
He offered but reality refused.
lol Bullshit his deficit is only 12 billion.
Vulnerable
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has fired the top two career officials leading the National Intelligence Council, the senior most analytical group in the intelligence community whose job it is to understand and assess the biggest threats facing the United States.
Gabbard fired Mike Collins, the acting chair, and his deputy, Maria Langan-Riekhof, on Tuesday, a spokesman confirmed to CNN.
The dismissals come as Gabbard has vowed to root out what she has described as politicization of the intelligence community, and launched a war on leaks to the media that critics say is hollowing out the intelligence community of needed expertise from experienced professionals.
Nobody can fill their shoes. We’re defenseless.
Should I be hiding in my bunker?
It’s Tulsi. You should be hiding in your bunk.
How are we supposed to spy on American citizens if we fire all our spies?
Just two of many anonymous sources quoted at WaPo and NYTs
“After talking with many colleagues, I have decided not to force a vote on impeachment today,” Thanedar confirmed in a text message. “Instead, I will add to my articles of impeachment and continue to rally the support of both Democrats and Republicans to defend the Constitution with me.”
I bet Trump wishes they would impeach him again. It would shore up his sagging ratings.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/05/14/congress/thanedar-pulls-impeachment-vote-00350361
President Donald Trump’s new pick for surgeon general wrote in a recent book that people should consider using unproven psychedelic drugs as therapy and in a newsletter suggested her use of mushrooms helped her find a romantic partner.
https://apnews.com/article/means-trump-surgeon-general-mushrooms-psychedelic-drugs-72c22ed077409b4bb865214e7ef304a8
Huh, and to think that I thought that mushrooms were pretty much established as effective for treating intractable depression (they are). Thank Allah we have this AP twat to set me straight on that one.
And yet still better than that creep Biden had.
“people should consider”
No, they should do as they’re told by their betters.
Men with penises have done it. Women with vaginas have done it. Now a trans person has done it. So historic. https://bikepacking.com/plog/robbie-danger-webb-trans-around-the-world/
Relevant
“openly transgender”
What does that even mean? Most of them desire to fool the people around them. They don’t openly tell people “I am a man pretending to be a woman”. They tell people “I am a woman” and dare them to object.
Check out these ladies’ big beautiful bills.
https://archive.is/mBu29
Ass Wednesday.
Mid-week mow complete. Even though I would rather not mow on a Wednesday, it means water is falling from the sky. So no complaints
Why are people freaking out about the Menendez bros eligible for parole? It isnt like they were eating babies or doing burnouts on a rainbow sidewalk
And besides, they’re orphans.
Maybe Arby’s could hire em for thier social media team
It’s not like they are going to kill their parents again.
I find them complicated. They were *very* young adults and orchestrated the murder of their parents. Their dad was a tremendous asshole, especially to the elder re: tennis.
But they also killed their parents. In a calculated manner. Thirty-some years ago. In my internal compass, I’d want to see the work they’ve done behind bars to show their value to the world before they’re given a chance to be set free. Compounding that, I don’t see the benefit in keeping them locked up. I also don’t like showing clemency. However, in my perfect matrix, this Venn diagram would be perfectly suited for every inmate, and it certainly isn’t.
I have no problem with them being in prison til they die. From the little I *do* know, I find them unlikely reprobates. Meh? Complicated case, IMO.
In the Dean Empire, premeditated murder of parents* gets you a firing squad. With shotguns.
*along with a fair number of other crimes
I think I agree.
However, at ~30 years since the murder, I see the idea of ‘Oh, we can return to society after penance’ claim. Not in favor, but with prisons, and the idea that most people incarcerated are only in for a brief spell, there’s something to showing folk that people really can be ‘rehabilitated.’
There should be more vocational rehab and other programs to get the formerly imprisoned an easier path to employment. Otherwise, a year-stint is a life-sentence to sub-class standard. (Dammit. Yes, often those folk need to be put on a permanent Watch List, as it were, but for most criminals, esp of the sort that (most of us?) agree shouldn’t be a crime in the first place, permanent criminal status does no good to anyone.
Lock ’em up forever for penny theft? Complicated shades lie within.