“What am I going to do, Momala?” Ella wailed. “They canceled my modeling contract!” She rocked an unconscious Kamala back and forth so vigorously she fell off her throne, insensate and bloated. “I don’t think I have any tears left!’ Ella sobbed. “Can I take this off...
The Hat and The Hair 2024: Episode 1
The Mandate of Heaven
Monster Quest
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 8
JOY, damn you! JOY!
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 206
The Future
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Bite
Will you stay down on your knees?
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
MMDA
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – See What’s Become of Me
manuscripts of unpublished rhyme
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 7
There’s no such thing as a digested lunch.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – you won’t let those robots eat me
It’d be tragic if those evil robots win
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 6
Demographic are destiny
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 204
Eat it raw.
Kamala, First of Her Name – Episode 5
JOY
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
#blackpill
Little Bobby, Alone No More
the worm speaks
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 4
The Beast That Shouted Joy at the Butthole of the World
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 203
“They are just going to keep trying until they kill you, Donald,” the hat said, as grave and serious as he ever managed to be. “Barron will be alone,” the hair said, agreeing. “He will grow up without a father.” “They fear me being President again,” Donald said. “They...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – You Fuck Like Volcano
…and mean everything to me.
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 3
Get up on that old Dick, y’all.
Thursday Afternoon Ambush SugarLinks – Your Former Glories
Were you praying at the Lares’ shrine?
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 202
“I’m tired of laying low,” the hat said. “We should be out there mixing it up, getting in street fights, insulting our enemies, blood and fire in the streets!” “It's a different election this time around,” the hair said. “Lying low is the best bet here. Kamala’s...
Wdnsdy ftrnn SgrLnks – 1. You Lock the Target
Shoot to kill or die
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 2
Puppy Love
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – [YouTube Link Missing]
“Imagine a hyena-cackle, raping your eardrums–forever.”
Joemala: The End
“Cracky?”
“Yes, Hunter?”
“I want to smoke you!”
And then Hunter walked on down the hall.