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The Hat and The hair 47: Episode 55
“Betrayed,” Donald said darkly. “Everyone is against me. The n-n-nerve of these people.” “You offered them paradise and they spat in your face,” the hat said. “He’s stuttering,” the hair said, worry in his voice. “He stammers but never really stutters.” “He’s fine...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks –
If you haven't been falling the struggle session / hugbox cope of BioWare closing, it's been pretty funny. I wonder what our old friends at Kotaku think...It Didn’t Have To End This Way After years of strife and sabotage, BioWare is gone, and video games are lesser...
Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist
Black Country Rock
“You have to understand that we can’t help you.” The sheriff loomed over me, trying to intimidate. “And, more importantly, we don’t want to help you.” “All I want to know is who killed my uncle,” I said evenly. I buried him that morning and they picked me up as I left...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Do you know what it means to feel like God?
‘I will not comment on his anatomy’: Ohio Republicans buzz about Trump’s analysis of a senator’s body A day after President Donald Trump offered his latest appraisal of Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s muscular physique, it had already become a running joke — if not an...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 54
Donald leaned over, fingers steepled, lips pursed, a look of concentration on his face as the hat outlined the plan on a whiteboard. “So we rename both the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean, ‘America,’” the hat said, swelling with pride. “Wouldn’t that be confusing?” the...
Wednesday Afternoon – SugarFree Opens Wide
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 53
“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked. “Of course it would,” the hair said. “It’s just a matter of time,” Donald grumbled. “Think of all the leftists annihilated in a ball of fire, the sky split asunder,” the hat said. “It would be...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Embarcadero skies
The question before this class: Would you buy SugarFreeCoin? Can I count on your to help get $SUGARFREE off the ground? There are early access perks, like a signed picture of me, SugarFree, and a possible revival of my rap career as SugaDaFree. 2027 is going to be an...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 52
“Remember when we had women in The Oval Office all the time? Remember Pie?” the hair asked. “No, not really,” the hat said. “But there’s Natalie. She’s in here all the time.” “I was told to never talk about Natalie,” the hair said. “What? Who told you that?” The hair...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Truth is ugly. We possess art lest we perish of the truth.
“Man is something that shall be overcome. Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman — a rope over an abyss. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end.”-German Freddy We Need to Talk About Weaponized Pooping Weaponized pooping, whether intentional...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 51
“You know how Hunter talks to a huge chunk of crack, and then talks back to himself in that creepy chirpy voice?” the hair asked in the gloomy confines of the Presidential Wig Vault. “I’m trying to sleep here,” the hat replied. “Well, what if Donald is doing the same...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – This machine is obsolete
Federal judges targeted nationwide by "pizza doxxings" As federal judges endure a rise in threats, CBS News has learned that some jurists have faced strange, unnerving incidents in which an unknown person orders a pizza to their home address in an apparent attempt to...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 50
“You want a baby that can catch and eat a mouse? I can find you a baby that can catch and eat a mouse,” the hat said, brimming with confidence. “I don’t want a baby that can catch and eat a mouse,” the hair said. “Why not?” “Because it’s gross,” the hair replied....
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
NYC Mayor Mamdani releases 9/11 records showing officials misled New Yorkers about air quality around Ground Zero New York — New York City has released more than 170,000 pages of previously undisclosed records about air quality following the September 11, 2001,...
Cracky! – Episode 11
“$LAPTOP memecoin will make us enough money to run for President,” Dark Cracky said, quivering with excitement. “I wish I had hands to rub together in greedy triumphant.” Hunter sucked another lungful of Cracky’s sweet cracky goodness. “You are very wise,” he said and...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Are you tired of being alone?
Now it is 1984Knock-knock at your front doorIt's the suede denim secret police Kemptville, Ont. grocer seen selling American wine despite U.S. liquor banA grocery store south of Ottawa has removed its stock of California wines from its shelves after customers raised...
Cracky! – Episode 10: The Dark Woods of Glass and Ashes
Verity Trueheart ran as if someone was chasing her. She was a gangly girl with bright green hair who believed abortion was a human right and the cruel regime of her stepfather wanted to oppress her. She ran from The Beast, with his bulging muscles and manly sweat. She...
Sandy’s Eggs
Ova.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 49
Thin.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – In the cold moonlight
Slate offers advice to deaf ears. There’s One Word the Left Needs to Start Saying if They Want to Win Hong is tempering herself here. You can find a ho-hum plea for unity in her answer, as well as a guarded concession that Thanksgiving is a holiday that the vast...
The Innsmouth Look
I first spotted her on the bus home as it dragged and bumped along a blighted stretch of New England. She had the Innsmouth look about her, easy to spot if your route took you through the shabby little port town, with its sagging roofs and rotting pier. I had looked...
Wednesday Afternoon Sugar Links – have some courtesy
I have some bad news...Rosie O’Donnell Is Back in the USA Donald Trump has forced more than one comedian into a bout of seeming madness. How odd that the same guy who once could have run into Kathy Griffin, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert at Emmys after-parties...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 48
“I told you that evil little dwarf was going to take the 5th,” the hat said, the lights of the TV reflected in his bulbous bloodshot eyes. “But he’s been pardoned,” the hair said. “I didn’t think he could take the 5th.” “You watch too many gangster movies,” the hat...
Wednesday Afternoon Sugar Links – Do we see clearly?
Sweltering NYC hit by Canadian wildfire smoke — and it may only get hazierIt’s going to get hazier before it gets better. The Big Apple is under an Air Quality Health Advisory as the Canadian and Great Lake wildfire smoke slowly takes over our skies. The air pollution...