Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Womp Womp

Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Womp Womp

“What am I going to do, Momala?” Ella wailed. “They canceled my modeling contract!” She rocked an unconscious Kamala back and forth so vigorously she fell off her throne, insensate and bloated. “I don’t think I have any tears left!’ Ella sobbed. “Can I take this off...

Monster Quest

Monster Quest

“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...

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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 203

“They are just going to keep trying until they kill you, Donald,” the hat said, as grave and serious as he ever managed to be. “Barron will be alone,” the hair said, agreeing. “He will grow up without a father.” “They fear me being President again,” Donald said. “They...

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 202

“I’m tired of laying low,” the hat said. “We should be out there mixing it up, getting in street fights, insulting our enemies, blood and fire in the streets!” “It's a different election this time around,” the hair said. “Lying low is the best bet here. Kamala’s...