Can SugarFree ignore this? No, SugarFree cannot. Just like SugarFree has a hard time not talking about himself in the third-person!
The Hat and The Hair: 2nd Term – Episode 7
“So, I do get to come to the Inauguration, right?” Elon asked. “Of course you do,” Donald said effusively. “You’re my favorite White person I know.” “Christ,” the hat said. “Four years of this shit.” “He keeps talking about Diablo II,” the hair said. “Bitch should be...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Try not to bruise it
Getting punched in the head is bad for you. Study shows head trauma may activate latent viruses, leading to neurodegeneration Researchers have uncovered mechanisms that may link head injuries and concussions to the emergence of neurodegenerative disease, pointing to...
Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist
The Hat and The Hair 2024 – Episode 6
“You will rule Britain with an iron fist, my son,” Trump said. “They will be a vassal state. You will cleanse the land of rapists.” “Am I ready, Father?” Barron asked. “He should be a Baron,” the hair said. “Baron Barron sounds powerful.” “Archduke Barron, the...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Fancy Like
proud patriotic music about America and dogs and Applebee’s. This wasn't something I just made up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_zuB-ogIBw Joe Rogan Has Been Dethroned on Spotify. His Successor’s Podcast is a Delight. What’s not to love about Kylie Kelce? She’s...
The Hat and The Hair 2024 – Episode 5
China!
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I saw you last in summertime…
I like the idea of Britain turning into Shelbyville. But we must protect our precious lemon tree. BritWar III if that's what it takes. https://twitter.com/Harry__Faulkner/status/1866496065295245511 What Nancy Mace’s Despicable Slur Will Cost Us Once upon a time,...
The Hat and The Hair 2024 – Episode 4
“Oh, Canada,” the hat sighed. “Stop, just stop,” the hair said. “Land of the unfree, home of the unbrave,” the hat trilled. “Jesus,” the hair spat in disgust. “From the heroin-washed shores of Vancouver to the heathen French of Montreal, I will save you,” the hat said...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – No Language, Just Sound
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/03/us/video/he-lead-chase-strangio-transgender-healthcare-treatments-youth-jake-tapper OK, I always support the funniest option: I want Thomas to start laughing as soon as this clown starts talking and just keep laughing the entire time.I'm...
THE RESISTANCE – Episode 2
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha,” Dark Cracky laughed, “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.” Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,” he continued, the deep, booming laugh filling the underground corridors of the tunnels under the White House....
Turkey Post – The Turkiest Post Around
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human stomach to digest all its contents. We live on at placid dinner table of ignorance in the midst of black seas of Thanksgiving, and it was not meant that we should buffet far. The food...
The Hat and The Hair 2024: Episode 3
“Yes, Father,” Barron said. “I will eat of the bird and the tuber, the gooey starch and the flood berry, yea, the very gourd of the earth.” “Barron, my son,” Donald said. “Turkey, mashed potatoes, dressing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. We’re populists, men of the...
You Get Nothing and You Will Like It
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The Hat and The Hair 2024: Episode 2
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Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – It’s In The Can
it’s in the can
THE RESISTANCE – Episode 1
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion? The underground jizz fountain I bought with my art sales?” “Fuck it,” Cracky said, “I’m not moving out.” “Cracky?” Hunter asked. “I’m not fucking going anywhere,” Cracky said. “But when Trump...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Womp Womp
You wouldn’t know a diamond if you held it in your hand.
The Hat and The Hair 2024: Episode 1
The Mandate of Heaven
Monster Quest
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 8
JOY, damn you! JOY!
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 206
The Future
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Bite
Will you stay down on your knees?
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
MMDA
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – See What’s Become of Me
manuscripts of unpublished rhyme
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 7
There’s no such thing as a digested lunch.