Saturday Evening Open Post

by | Jul 19, 2025 | Open Post | 133 comments

I’m afraid Spud is probably at a strip club or something. So you get more of me.

Let me give you something to discuss:

Here’s this.

…and this. Discuss.

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133 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    Neither page will load for me.

    • Gender Traitor

      First one loads for me (occasional X user, but not logged in,) but the second one “does not exist.” Extraneous characters in the link, maybe?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Second link fixed

      • Gender Traitor

        Thank you! Because what I found, when I DID log in to X and hunted down the originally-linked tweet, was…weird. 😳

      • Tres Cool

        GT, I remembered you mentioning Brute Force the other day so I started shopping ebay for WEBN gear.
        They have one.

      • Threedoor

        After being banned I deleted the app which limited what I could read.

        Now I can see as many posts as I have URLs for but not any replies.

    • Chafed

      First page: hot Italian chick daydreaming about Roman glory and, oddly, Mussolini

      Second page: Captain Planet telling not to have children so Gaia won’t be sad.

      • rhywun

        I thought I was paying for better links. ☹️

    • R C Dean

      β€œHere’s this” falls on the right side of the hot/crazy line, if that helps.

  2. Spudalicious

    Ahem. I am not at a strip club. I’m in a foreign, hostile land(Portland) without my lap top. And fuck if I’m doing Links on my phone.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Translation: Strip club.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Ya know when *I* go to the strip joint, I never bring my computer. Ideally, when suitable talent appears, she duly designates herself to *become* my lap top.

      Make it rain $2 bills! (They like funny money.)

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Because Portland has never been known for its strip clubs…

      • Chafed

        I’ve seen the women in Portland. The last thing I would want is to see them strip.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        My friend in Portland says all the strip clubs are dead or dying. Says he went to Acropolis a while back and the place was empty, only one stage open, all the beer taps were shut down and they only had cans of cheap beer instead.

        We theorized that it’s probably a one-two punch of covid lockdowns followed by OnlyFans.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Also, the population of Portland has changed a lot since 2000, when they were in their heyday.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Portland strip club sounds awful. Lots of Adam’s apples and purple hair.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    TheRoyalSerf is far too pretty. Honestly, I imagine that really would be tiring, much of the time. (See also: Being 7’5″ or 4’10”.) She’s also hot enough that I could get *real* tired of all her shit before I actually *really* got ‘tired’ of it. It’s tough being a social primate when (nearly) ‘every’ not-taken adult really wants ‘some’ sort of attention. (‘Sucks that THEY always get more than ME!’) Someone nailed it the other day: Write an Impossible Article when a woman gets the ‘exact’ amount of attention she both wanted *and* received.

    The second vid didn’t work for me. So I went back to the first. This was a wise decision, but stop interrupting beautiful Italia with clips of fuckin’ el Duce. He’s ugly. Big reason why he sucked.

    • Tres Cool

      They look like cybermen. And move like them, too.

      • Chafed

        I didn’t think of that. Now I can’t unsee it.

  4. Fourscore

    If all the world’s people are my siblings then I’m sleeping with my sister.

    • Tres Cool

      In high school in the 1980s, I had a coach that used to say “…and if my Aunt had balls she’d be my Uncle.”

      Good thing he didnt live to see the recent trans movement.

    • Evan from Evansville

      We used to watch Captain Planet in elementary school. Sigh.

      Good find, that article, Michael Crichton’s: “Environmentalism is a religion,” first published in ’03. It’s very good. Never read him, but I’ve seen likely a dozen of ‘his’ movies. (Ranging from spectacular to fairly cringe. Not necessarily his fault.)

      “There’s an initial Eden, a paradise, a state of grace and unity with nature, there’s a fall from grace into a state of pollution as a result of eating from the tree of knowledge, and as a result of our actions there is a judgment day coming for us all. We are all energy sinners, doomed to die, unless we seek salvation, which is now called sustainability. Sustainability is salvation in the church of the environment. Just as organic food is its communion, that pesticide-free wafer that the right people with the right beliefs, imbibe.

      Eden, the fall of man, the loss of grace, the coming doomsday—these are deeply held mythic structures. They are profoundly conservative beliefs. They may even be hard-wired in the brain, for all I know. I certainly don’t want to talk anybody out of them, as I don’t want to talk anybody out of a belief that Jesus Christ is the son of God who rose from the dead. But the reason I don’t want to talk anybody out of these beliefs is that I know that I can’t talk anybody out of them. These are not facts that can be argued. These are issues of faith.

      And so it is, sadly, with environmentalism. Increasingly it seems facts aren’t necessary, because the tenets of environmentalism are all about belief. It’s about whether you are going to be a sinner, or saved. Whether you are going to be one of the people on the side of salvation, or on the side of doom. Whether you are going to be one of us, or one of them.”

  5. Not Adahn

    My gun collection should be increasing by two: I bought the P220 Legion, and won a P365 Fuse.

    • Fourscore

      Sounds like good news on the NA front. Not being much of a handgun guy but curious about the caliber(s).

      • Not Adahn

        The p220 is in .45 ACP. I bought it to compete in a division that rewards bigger bullets.

        The Fuse is a 9mm. But supposedly good for smaller handed people. Also free.

      • Fourscore

        Thanks. I had a 1911 Ithaca but gave it back to the friend that had originally given it to me. I ‘owned’ it for about 15 years or so.

      • rhywun

        I had a 1911 Ithaca

        I am amused they used to make guns here of all places. The factory is long gone but for some ruins where they channeled a waterfall to power it and a lone smokestack visible from miles around and which I am surprised they kept.

      • Fourscore

        Singer Sewing Machine made 1911s during WW2. I’m not sure where and too lazy to look it up.

      • DEG

        Singer Sewing Machine made 1911s during WW2.

        They made only 500. They made 1911A1 pistols, not the 1911. They were made at their Elizabeth, NJ facility.

        They sell for high five to low six figures when they come up for sale at auction.

      • rhywun

        visible from miles around and which I am surprised they kept

        lol I did some brief digging and this was a contentious issue just before I moved here.

        The public is overwhelmingly in favor of keeping it and the socialist politicians (i.e. all of them) want to tear it down because guns bad.

    • Sean

      ⬅️

    • DrOtto

      Don’t take them on any Chinese boating excursions.

  6. cavalier973

    Is it possible that the release of the Epstein stuff was done by someone who wanted to derail the information just released by Tulsi?

    • Brochettaward

      I mean, the media was never going to cover the Tulsi news and even Maga yawned because anyone with a functioning brain new it already. It’s nice to have even more confirmation as I’d argue we had evidence already of just this.

      That said, I think the Epstein stuff is just because it pissed off lot of Trump’s base and the lefties who ignored the case for years had reasons to tie it to Trump more closely.

    • Evan from Evansville

      It’s BigBig News and it’s good to get as much out as possible. Gabbard+ did a good job simplifying it for folk. I fear it’s all tainted, though. Most of the populace, that is. I reckon many -to-most will never ‘believe’ it. Far too much of their identity has been invested in truly fearing Trump as Dictator Despot, despite him using his Executive Power to ‘weaken’ his own administrative realm.

      Just like Token-Jackson on SCOTUS will continue to be ignored, despite Sotomayor calling her out a couple times. They can’t simply, subtly, *stop* believing in Santa Claus. It’s not a switch, more a fade-out. People don’t spontaneously come to believe their communion is poison.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I don’t know. There was a reason that Trump was elected, and there is a reason that the mainstream media is dying; not reporting on things like this are a huge chunk of both of them. I would not be surprised if this has legs.

        And yeah, the Epstein thing is being bolstered to keep this down as much as possible.

  7. Shpip

    I don’t really consider the Eye-talian chick to be a music link.

    So here you go.

    (Which contains no music, but whatevs)

    • Chafed

      I was hoping for more of the Italian chick.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Is it possible that the release of the Epstein stuff was done by someone who wanted to derail the information just released by Tulsi?

    It certainly seems to be the new shiny object.

    • Tres Cool

      A friend of mine in high school drove one of those.
      I wonder how much that back glass costs.

    • R.J.

      Those vinyl interiors…

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Video 1: I don’t get it.

    *I fucking hate hate hate the shotgun blast two second video cuts style.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Ditto, I have epileptic siezures over them.
      /yes I have epilepsy

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have to look away when my Ladyfriend fast forwards the commercials or I wont have a good time bouncing off the floor.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Ooof. Sorry, Yusef. It was quite eye-opening to see (and actually pay attention to) those warnings the first few times when I had no clue. Frightening uncertainty. I’m thankful I haven’t had an issue with flashes /strobes, to my knowledge. (I remember *waking up* in odd hospitals and spots, but no memory of a seizure itself. Once the ‘aura’ intensifies, I s’pose the Memory Switch gets flicked off. (Thanks Brain, no sarc. Good executive decision.))

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I dig it evan, when in doubt, keep close to the floor so your head don’t bounce,
        Cheers

  10. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how much that back glass costs.

    Does that include the cost of the time machine? I’d be astounded if anybody has one on the shelf.

    One of my friends had one (early ’80s, probably). It looks cool but it’s still a Buick. A big wallowing Buick.

    • Threedoor

      A buddy of
      Mine had a 71 and a 72.

      The 73 was not well loved. Its lines and bumpers changed enough to make it look more portly.

      The rear glass was more available than the cars were. They rusted bad so people would scrap them but save the glass. Ended up being a surplus of glass.

  11. R.J.

    I would catch Captain Planet in a net and force him to watch as I sawed a branch from one of his beloved trees. Then I would beat him to death with it.
    Piss on him.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nah, the Boats is what’s required

    • Chafed

      Lol. I knew I liked you.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My favorite execution, make it horrible,

  12. Aloysious

    A ‘ strip club’ for Spud is most likely one of JR Simplots potato peeling factorys.

    • Aloysious

      He likes watching them make french fries. The process has a certain appeal.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        You know that when they start peeling it off, he yells “OreIda!”

      • Aloysious

        And tips them with tater tots.

  13. Derpetologist

    2021 – Israelis destroy building hosting Al Jazeera and AP in Gaza

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ak6A5gFkdE

    Easier to get away with land grabs and other crimes if you scare the media away.

    2018 – Israeli settlement expansion in West Bank increases pessimism over two-state solution bid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2IWK8fBK78

    If the Israelis tell you to demolish your house, you have a chance to do it yourself. Otherwise, they do it for you with a one-minute warning and charge a fee.

    How nice of them.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Wilmaaaa!

    • R C Dean

      β€œIsraelis destroy building hosting Al Jazeera and AP in Gaza”

      Also, if memory serves, Hamas.

      I sometimes wonder if the mistake the Israelis made on the West Bank was not saying β€œit’s ours now, we won it fair and square. When you lose a war you started, don’t expect to keep everything you started with”.

      • Derpetologist

        Hmm, who started the war of Israeli independence?

        Could it be Israel?

        ***
        At the end of a campaign beginning April 1948 called Plan Dalet, in which Zionist forces attacked, conquered, and depopulated cities, villages, and territories in Mandatory Palestine in preparation for the establishment of a Jewish state, and just before the expiration of the British Mandate for Palestine, Zionist leaders announced the Israeli Declaration of Independence on 14 May 1948.
        ***

        I’m mostly pro-Israel, but it’s stupid to pretend that Zionism is anything except Manifest Destiny on a much smaller scale.

      • rhywun

        Manifest Destiny on a much smaller scale

        With the minor difference that the Americans had not been driven out of the land they manifest-destinied some centuries earlier.

  14. DEG

    Italian history gal is cute.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Si. Molto bene.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      What it did

    • DEG

      Excellent!

    • R.J.

      That is awesome!

    • Evan from Evansville

      Damn. That’s a damn pretty plant. I don’t too frequently say that. Wowza.

    • Derpetologist

      When does it start saying “Feed me, Seymour”?

    • Sean

      Don’t try to smoke it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Erm, no,

      • Evan from Evansville

        Nonsense. We encourage Yusef to try it. I imagine he’s got a torch to nibble off an appropriate Test Dose.

        Then he reports back to us. (Me.) If he turns even-just-a-bit Rick Moranisish, we’ll know we’re on the right path.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        She only bit me a few times, it should be ok right?

    • Brochettaward

      Curious how many 10 year old Palestinian girls know perfect English with no accent whatsoever.

      • Derpetologist

        I noticed that. Great accent, but a few grammar and usage mistakes. That is typical for someone who learns another language at a young age.

        This Russian guy has a minor accent. He learned English from playing video games online during his teens.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maf1E5BSklM

        Girls are better at learning languages because they like to talk.

      • Brochettaward

        And you believe her to be some random Palestinian girl and not the child of the elites at best?

      • Threedoor

        18-25

  15. Derpetologist

    Ethnic cleansing, it’s what’s for dinner!

    ***
    The plan’s tactics involved laying siege to Palestinian Arab villages, bombing neighbourhoods of cities, forced expulsion of their inhabitants, and setting fields and houses on fire and detonating TNT in the rubble to prevent any return.[10] Zionist military units possessed detailed lists of neighborhoods and villages to be destroyed and their Arab inhabitants expelled.[10]
    ***

    For a while, a key was a Palestinian symbol, because fleeing Arabs locked up their houses with the expectation they’d return in the near future.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Dalet

    counterpoint:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9yIWS_5AmI

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I call complete bullshit.

      • Derpetologist

        ***
        Goldmann reported that Ben Gurion had told him in private in 1956:[76]

        Why should the Arabs make peace? If I was an Arab leader I would never make terms with Israel. That is natural: we have taken their country. Sure, God promised it to us, but what does that matter to them? Our God is not theirs. We come from Israel, it’s true, but two thousand years ago, and what is that to them? There has been anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They only see one thing: we have come here and stolen their country. Why should they accept that?
        ***

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ben-Gurion#Views_and_opinions

        Why would a Zionist lie about what another Zionist said? Especially is it makes Zionism look bad?

      • Chafed

        Are you really treating Wikipedia as an unbiased source?

      • Derpetologist

        There are many ways to argue dishonestly, but the only way to do otherwise is to find errors in fact and logic.

        Sheesh, aren’t you supposed to be a law talking guy?

        I heard this exact same thing from a Catholic friend of my mom’s. She didn’t believe the Church called for the salvation of the “perfidious Jews”. So I pulled up the wiki article. She said it’s unreliable. Fine, let’s go to the cited source – a prayer book in French and Latin.

        ***
        After World War II, Eugenio Zolli, the former Chief Rabbi of Rome and a convert to Roman Catholicism, asked Pope Pius XII to excise the adjective perfidis from the prayer for the Jews.[18] Professor Jules Isaac, a French scholar of Catholic-Jewish relations, did so as well in an audience with Pius in 1949. Pius responded with a public declaration that the Latin word perfidus means ‘unbelieving’, not ‘perfidious’ or ‘treacherous’.[19] Pope John XXIII later made that change official.[20]

        As part of his major revision of the Holy Week liturgy in 1955, Pope Pius XII instituted kneeling for this petition as at the other petitions of the litany, so that the prayer read:

        Let us pray also for the faithless Jews: that almighty God may remove the veil from their hearts; so that they too may acknowledge Jesus Christ our Lord. Let us pray. Let us kneel. [pause for silent prayer] Arise. Almighty and eternal God, who dost not exclude from thy mercy even Jewish faithlessness: hear our prayers, which we offer for the blindness of that people; that acknowledging the light of thy Truth, which is Christ, they may be delivered from their darkness. Through the same our Lord Jesus Christ, who liveth and reigneth with thee in the unity of the Holy Spirit, God, for ever and ever. Amen.
        ***

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Friday_prayer_for_the_Jews

        She asked “well, what’s wrong with praying for the conversion of Jews?”

        I told her: ask a Jew about the Spanish Inquisition.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnF1OtP2Svk

      • Brochettaward

        There are a number of Glibs who look at Israel with rose-colored glasses. While it’s true that the Arabs aren’t responsible for the Holocaust, it’s also true that there was never really a Palestinian country. It was always part of some larger empire. After the Holocuast, it’s understandable that the Jews would do whatever it took to secure a homeland to ensure their survival. And hostilities were started by the Arabs.

    • Threedoor

      I hope they all have fun.

    • DEG

      πŸ™‚

  16. Derpetologist

    ***
    Did you know that Netanyahu’s real family name is Mileikowsky? Did you also know that every Israeli Prime Minister changed their name to sound more Jewish or Middle Eastern? Investigative journalist Richard Medhurst describes the litany of Israeli politicians who abandoned their Eastern European names to create the pretense of a stronger connection to the Levant.
    ***

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8eW1N4w88

    “Corn Pop was a bad dude…”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      YA Hoooo!

    • rhywun

      I arrived a little later to the party (about ten years after the author) but yeah, it made regular appearances in my house in the late 70s/early 80s. The one I remember the most is the ST:TMP issue.

      • Akira

        I subscribed to it about 2005 to 2008 or so. I remember one segment about Indiana Jones movies they’ll have to make now that Harrison Ford is so old, and they were like “Indiana Jones and Those Damn Kids Playing on the Lawn Again” and “Indiana Jones and the Search for a Mattress with Good Lower Back Support”. It was inherently comical that they would ever make another Indiana Jones movie with the star being so old now.

        It was a case of art predicting real life.

  17. rhywun

    Fresh head-buzz and shower. I feel so much more civilized now.

    Little Nemo came on during my douche – much thanks to the tune-glib who brought them to my attention.

    • rhywun
      • PutridMeat

        Better Nemo

      • rhywun

        Better Nemo

        πŸ™„πŸ™„

  18. rhywun

    lol I got sucked into an internet vortex and landed on the website of some goth night I used to attend 25 fucking years ago.

    something something old

    • rhywun

      And yes, it dates from 25 years ago.

      • Threedoor

        Back when we had a proper internet.

      • rhywun

        Amusingly, I relied those years entirely on a buddy who knew where and when to go. There are so very many venues I have zero memory of, largely because I was so drunk and/or drugged. I *think* I remember the linked joint but I am not entirely sure.

      • Akira

        Sheesh. I had a black metal phase the last year of high school and the first couple years of living on my own. I’m glad there was no such corresponding “scene” where I live, or who knows what kind of shithead deeds I would have done in the name of “evil”. I just sat in my apartment listening to it and reading about church arson incidents in Scandinavia.

        “But when I became a man, I put away the childish things,” etc. etc.

  19. rhywun

    Apropos *hic*

  20. Evan from Evansville

    Kinda nice Saturday is my workweek’s Hump Day. Stay at home or go to church, shoppers. Chicago owns the best record in the majors and serendipity strikes again. Off work at 2 and will arrive just in time for the first pitch as your Cubs try to finish their sweep of the Red Sox at Wrigley.

    *beamy-smug face* This team is fucking special. We lost our (maybe 2nd?) best pitcher in the first week of the season, but damn. Uh. We’re goooood. May it continue, tho regardless, we still took (at least) two of three.

    No snark, sleep as long as y’all can. On Wed., my ‘Sunday,’ looks like the family is going to Holiday World in Santa Claus, IN. Still family-owned, if I’m not mistaken. That place is fucking amazing. Worth a day trip.

    Aight, letsa-go!

  21. R.J.

    Sleep is for the weak homies. Who is still kicking at this hour?

    • Ted S.

      I’m here!

      • R.J.

        TedS! I was just reading some random news articles.

      • Ted S.

        I was finishing up a movie I started last night, although I’d seen it ages ago: Illegal.

  22. The Hyperbole

    Morning Slackers, and Teds and R.J.

  23. Sean

    Happy national Pennsylvania day!

    How does that work? πŸ§πŸŒ…πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0sANgB9Qk

    30 years old. Yikes. 🎢🎢

  24. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!