The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 90 – X, Lies & Videotape

by | Jul 30, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 63 comments

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  1. DEG

    I like the Elon hat in the background.

    • R.J.

      Only the classiest hats can be on the show.

    • Evan from Evansville

      +Much. Very nice touch.

  2. Gdragon

    Unspeakable!!!

    What will Elon name the babies?

    • R.J.

      X squared and square root of X?

    • rhywun

      He’s just going to number them from now on. Too many weird, fucked-up names to remember as it is.

      • Ted S.

        He could name them all Elon.

      • Evan from Evansville

        My brother named his kids in an interesting manner. Our family has a fun, unknown-why of giving middle names that start with ‘g,’ going back several generations. I’m Evan Graham [Last name]. My brother is Colin Gavin [Last name]. His first son, who is hands-down His Father’s Son, is named Gavin Grantham [Last name]. Grantham is the town in England where Colin spent a year in university. The University of Evansville has an overseas program with Harlexton Manor, a palatial estate. It was used in a couple flicks, 1999’s The Haunting is one.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlaxton_Manor#/media/File:Harlaxton_Manor_-_University_of_Evansville_College_near_Grantham,_UK.jpg

        So my oldest nephew’s first name is my brother’s middle name.
        Second nephew’s middle name is his mother’s father’s name, breaking the G-tradition.
        (I forget Ezra’s middle name, but it starts with g.)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¡Wow!! Utterly gorgeous. I’d never heard of either the home or the program. I’ve been to Lincoln: Steep Hill is steep.

        We all know for whom Grantham is famous.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a crime to use such a building on college students and faculty.

      • slumbrew

        My younger brother and I have our grandmother’s maiden names as middle names, which I’ve always thought was nice.

        My brother named his youngest with my middle name (our paternal grandmother’s maiden name), Weston. Which is cool.

      • UnCivilServant

        I only use my middle name when filling out a 4473.

        Half the time I forget it exists.

      • slumbrew

        And, yes, that’s a gorgeous pile of a building.

      • rhywun

        My middle name is my main name – not my choice, and believe me it causes a lot of headaches.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Rhy: Dad is Walter Garret [Last name].

        He HATES Walter, which has some family history with… his grandpa? I’m not sure.

        So he’s always been Garret. When talking of nicknames with Ez, just yesterday 5, I went over mine (Short Fry) and others germane to him. I said ‘Walter’ was a secret-secret name for my dad, with humorous intent. Unexpected, he remembered, and later used it out-of -the-blue to great effect.

        I’m happy Dad praised me for providing a good Uncle Moment for Ez. I took him into the fridge and freezer rooms at work, weaving him through my coworkers. He loved it. I think it made a lasting impression.

        My primary purpose as an uncle to three nephews is to show them how different brothers can be, despite those brothers being remarkably similar. (Except in thought. Hence my interest.) This world takes all sorts, and I’m opposite Colin.

        My new piece touches on this, but is scheduled to run a couple weeks from now. Fun pics (what I have left) are included, and is intended as an invitation to others to share their own path.

      • rhywun

        I had a close friend Colin who actually went by his 2nd middle (!) name.

        All very Scotsmanlike which is not terribly surprising for someone from Clyde, NY.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ev, your uncle stories are endearing, particularly the retail scavenger hunt.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Tox:

        THANK YOU! It was an odd moment of Ev-brilliance, IMO. I was able to do something Dad did for me, show me shit I’d never seen, and I’m paternally pleased I showed Ez something *his* dad never would.

        I wasn’t around for the other two at this age. This is my moment to impart every and anything I can, and so far, goodness!
        He actively waits for me, and happily sits, wriggly but cuddled in my lap, actively listening to my wisdom. He’s far more verbal than his brothers, and I eagerly accept that I have something to do with that.

        Calvin and Hobbes is his next step. It was (nearly) everything for my youthful exuberance. I can’t wait to open his doors of thought. (Best when youthenized (ha!) with snowmen and Calvinballs.

        Also @Tox: Why is ‘Grantham’ famous? I know not.

  3. Baby Oil Procurement Dept

    Be sure to lik ethe video and leave a smartalecky comment, ya smart aleck

  4. UnCivilServant

    So my understanding of the ripening cycle of the bell pepper is off. It was my understanding that they would grow to size while green then change color as they ripened. So when the baby pepper on my plant started turning purple quickly, I figured it wasn’t likely to get bigger… but it’s still getting bigger while a deep purple (no smoke on the water so far).

    I’m oddly excited about the possibilites of what I can cook with my one pepper when it reaches harvest size (even though I’m not sure when or how big that will be)

    • Evan from Evansville

      Chile relleno?

      I’ve never grown anything, but it seems a hobby right up my alley. It kinda seems like getting a cat (rather than a dog). Much reward for far less effort.

      It’s certainly *your* alley now. Purple Peppers, band or porn name? (Or polite talk for a serious medical condition.)

      • rhywun

        far less effort

        You might think so.

        It’s not true.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I’m sure it isn’t, but you don’t have to walk cats.

        I’ve never raised anything, a plant, an animal, a human, anything. It’s a realm I’m aware of, having grown up with always a dog in the house, two cats mixed in, and my bro having an indoor/outdoor cat, at present.

        My favorite animal may be the coyote. (Leopard is another strong possibility.) They scrap for a living and have increased territory with human encroachment, one of the very few creatures who’ve done so. (Raccoons, too.) Fierce creatures who live on the outskirts. (I resemble that statement.)

        Dammit. Do folk really make pets out of their personality? I do, Which comes first, the cat or felinility?

    • slumbrew

      Stuff it! Stuffed peppers are great.

  5. Chipping Pioneer

    Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne, and Theo Huxtable meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates…

      • rhywun

        He should be relieved it’s in the correct earlobe.

      • DrOtto

        Left is right and right is wrong.

  6. Brochettaward

    You losers probably aren’t even watching the Nick Fuentes/Alex Jones broohaha.

    • slumbrew

      Tard fight.

    • rhywun

      I think I’d rather stick a fork in my eye.

  7. Trigger Hippie

    I love you people. The last time I was still fully engaged with this site a year or so ago I ended it by pretty much being a cunt. That was shitty of me. I’m sorry. Anyway…have fun kiddos!

    • slumbrew

      Man, you never got close to being even top five cunts.

      Welcome back, Glib.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Yo! I love you, man. Been re-reading and I certainly recognize you, and talent, in general.

      Would love to hear from you more. We seem to be two horses-in-harness, sharing many interests and personal strife. It’s cathartic to get ‘it’ all out. Never had any notion of your ‘cuntish’ behavior. Come back!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Im with slumbrew…top 10 sure, but 5? Nah

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      One of us!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      And KK too!

    • Sean

      Dude!

  8. Evan from Evansville

    All of y’all, get ready to kick ass.

    Big thunderstorm here, now, which is rather pleasant. I should get paid in a few hours.

    I’m coming to the conclusion I should write a bit of an auto-bio. Kinda thinking it’s my easiest ‘in’ while also being somewhat sell-able. My submission is in a few weeks, but it might be a decent opener. Much consideration, to be had.

    CNN: “Hospital says it never agreed to deactivate inmate’s heart device before execution” –> Uh? Fear of side effects? See also: Shit no one need care about.

    Peace out glibbies. The commute begins. Cubs kicked ass yesterday. I’ll further their pursuit.

    • Sean

      My duck ate my alarm clock.

    • Ted S.

      No.

      As Carly Simon sang, these are the good old days.

    • DEG

      What could possibly go wrong?

  9. DEG

    Mornin’

    Gym time soon.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, DEG, Stinky, Ted’S., Sean, Teh Hype, and EfE!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        Tired. I slept too much between yesterday afternoon and overnight.

  10. DEG
  11. Rat on a train

    What will Kamala do know that she has announced she is remaining on the bench instead of running for governor?

    • Gender Traitor

      Keep drinking?

    • Ted S.

      Blow Gavin?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’ll continue to grift and maybe wrangle a senate seat or an appointment to the judiciary. Don’t worry about her, she’ll do fine.

  12. Not Adahn

    Good morning! Temperature dropped 30 degrees, which is nice.

    On topic: I could not understand X hat at all.