End of Summer Schadenfreude in the Gulch Links

by | Aug 24, 2025 | Daily Links | 176 comments

The end of summer in Glibs Gulch (boasting the highest per-capita population of Glibertarians in the US) is marked by the sudden reappearance of thousands of students, parking snafus, frat parties, and the fabulously entitled faculty. This year, it was also marked by the first murder in over a decade and the opening of a rival café about a block away in a space previously occupied by a vegan Korean restaurant owned by someone who became a nemesis of WebDom. That venture was gone within a year, replaced by a “Mexican” venue which lasted perhaps ten months. And now the location has a new café, freshly opened two weeks ago, supposedly selling sushi and ramen. They began life by immediately alienating the entire arts community here by using AI to create all their images and social media marketing material. So in response, they decided to run a contest, which is the equivalent of Jaguar hiring Dylan Mulvaney to fix last year’s fuckup.

(Narrator: in a town this size, 100 orders a day is grossly unrealistic)

And then yesterday this popped up (pardon the unreadable typography and AI-generated image, but that’s apparently part of their brand):

Ladies and gentlemen, a new record, opened and closed within two weeks.

Speaking of openings, birthdays today include a guy who led an enchanted life; an exemplar of historical fiction; a guy who presaged the current Team Blue view of genetics; a comedy writer who farted out a massive hit song; the best rock guitarist you’ve never heard of; the guy who ruined wrestling; the guy who ruined science fiction; a guy who baked the Pie; a guy who was always the weakest part of his films; an iron man who was actually tougher than tungsten; a woman who constantly missed verbal cues; a guy who is alternately hilarious and what the fuck; and chick who was annoying but quite hot and aged quite horribly.

The Links will likewise age horribly, so better get to them quickly.

It’s rerun season again.

Following the fine tradition of Duane Allman.

Pritzker is a corrupt moron, but even corrupt morons are right now and then. Chicago is not DC.

DHS delenda est.

On brand for both Cleveland and Team Blue.

Trying to get a handle on why New Yorkers are self-destructive.

There’s a reason we call them AWFL.

It’s been said that after decapitation, a human head will retain consciousness for 10 seconds or more.

“It’s only fair when WE do it.”

The Old Guy firmly believes that this world needs is less bias training and more Byas training. And some Slam Stewart saw and jaw on bass as a bonus. And yes, that’s Erroll Garner.

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Old Man With Candy

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176 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “Hezbollah operatives had been instructed to distance themselves from their phones in recent days.”

    Is that supposed to be Jewish humor?

  2. Sean

    “Negative profit”

    Gone in 6 months.

    • Fourscore

      “Mom, you should open a restaurant. Everyone loves your cooking”

      So, Mom opens a restaurant. Seems that when people are spending money they want a different experience than home cooking.

      It’s called a restaurant business, for a reason.

      Fastest failing business ever. Too much negative profit.

      • Tonio

        Anyone thinking of opening a restaurant should read Kitchen Confidential by the late, great asshole Anthony Bourdain. He has a whole chapter devoted to stupid things non-restaurant people do when they open a restaurant.

      • Nephilium

        Friends: “[Neph], why don’t you/when are you going to open a brewery?”

        Me: “I prefer working a job where I get paid enough I can brew as a hobby.”

      • Evan from Evansville

        ‘Work’ is what you do to afford fun.

      • DEG

        Friends: “[Neph], why don’t you/when are you going to open a brewery?”

        Me: “I prefer working a job where I get paid enough I can brew as a hobby.”

        A bunch of Cisco guys who homebrewed in their spare time opened a brewery near me before the Rona Panic. They survived the Panic and are not only still going but have expanded.

        I chatted with one of the owners. He still works during the day for Cisco because his RSU package is too good to pass up.

        Back in the day when I homebrewed, I considered opening a brewery. I did a little research into the booze taxes and decided, nope, I have no time for this.

      • Nephilium

        DEG:

        Locally, the current craft contraction is starting, with a couple of the more marginal breweries (either due to quality, sales, or financing) have started closing down. It’s interesting to me that there are breweries in massive amounts of debt leveraging more debt to acquire other failed (or failing) breweries. I’m not sure how that’s going to work out long term for them.

        Some of the more recently opened breweries (the oldest of which opened 2/28/2020) have partnered up for several brewery crawls and seem to be doing well.

      • DEG

        Locally, the current craft contraction is starting

        Here, things are level. We’ve had some failures, but we’ve had some others pop up. Some of the new ones are doing very well. We’ll see how things shake out over the next year or so.

      • Threedoor

        I like my profit margin in the 50-100% range.

        Not 2-3% at best.

    • rhywun

      Sounds like it was two weeks.

      alienating the entire arts community

      The “arts community” can open its own goddamn business. Entitled shits.

  3. Pat

    They began life by immediately alienating the entire arts community here by using AI to create all their images and social media marketing material.

    Perhaps if your artistry is of the sort of quality that it’s threatened by machine learning you should consider a refund on your art school tuition.

    • Suthenboy

      Pat, you may be shocked to learn that the art world is populated 99.9% of people who have zero talent, zero insight and are heavily armed with rose colored glasses and a narcissistic personality disorder.

      • Fourscore

        Hold on there, just a minute. I’m not in the art world.

  4. Common Tater

    “President Donald Trump’s plan to deploy troops to Chicago is an abuse of power, the Democratic governor of the US state of Illinois has said.”

    It’s also very bad optics.

      • Suthenboy

        “I am a gun owner but even I think…”

        Yeah, whatever. You cant have my guns.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      optics

      I wish this were true. A stunningly large slice of Americans are simpletons: in love and need of the big man, the aristocrat; they certainly have never read any history or their own constitution.

      Trump is not my biggest problem: my mob of idiotic, unAmerican neighbors is.

    • Pat

      It’s also very bad optics.

      The guardsmen can supply their own optics.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Did anyone notice that in the article there was no quote from Trump, no notice of troop movements, in fact, nothing that shows that this is a real and strong possibility? Trump made a joke a week(?) or so ago about it, if I remember right, but that isn’t even mentioned in the article.

      I think OMWC fell for the same hype (drink) as the BBC and Prick-zer.

      • rhywun

        I suspect the same. This is doing exactly what it was designed to – getting the Dems to hypocritically defend the insane levels of crime in their cities.

        When ten minutes ago they were bemoaning all the gUn cRiMeS.

  5. Suthenboy

    Wow. That is stunning. You know what would make me park and go in to order food? A sign/logo that is white with large letters, color doesnt matter, that says ‘eats’. I want bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns, maybe ham, a small simple salad and a gallon of coffee.
    I cant eat gimmicks. I dont give a shit about food weirdness.
    That they lasted two weeks is amazing.

    • Suthenboy

      I forgot…add an English muffin toasted with butter and blackberry jelly.

    • Suthenboy

      What’s that? You say I am killing the planet and meat is murder? I am making the children sad?
      Ok. Can you bring the coffee now?

    • Old Man With Candy

      How about a sandwich with a toasted and buttered bagel with a fried egg and a sausage patty or bacon? Too weird?

      • (((Jarflax

        Is that gluten free?

      • Common Tater

        Didn’t Dunkin Donuts sell those?

      • R C Dean

        Make that scrambled eggs, and maybe add cheese, and I’ve had several of those.

      • Suthenboy

        I could go for that.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Dunkin’ was a go-to in Korea for breakfast. English muffin egg, bacon, cheese. ~$3

        A lovely oasis in the non-existent realm of Korean ‘breakfast.’

      • Old Man With Candy

        Didn’t Dunkin Donuts sell those?

        No idea, I haven’t been in one this century. But if they do, I 100% guarantee ours is massively higher quality.

      • rhywun

        Only if the chickens are free-range and the staff is paid a living wage.

      • Sensei

        OMWC, you found a bagel place that makes a “real” bagel?

        It’s one of the few things I’m going to miss when I get the fuck out of NJ. Good ones are very hard to be found in other parts of the U.S.

      • Old Man With Candy

        you found a bagel place that makes a “real” bagel?

        Yes, in Rochester. I run up there weekly to load up the back of my SUV. They do NY-style and Montreal-style, the latter being a bit breadier and sweeter than the former. I prefer NY, but our customers prefer Montreal. So that’s what we serve. Style preference aside, quality is outstanding. The guy I get them from does a multi-day fermentation of the dough before boiling and baking, and that gives a far better taste and texture than the usual industrial bagels.

      • Sensei

        OMWC, Google says about 1.25 hours one way.

        Your town doesn’t deserve you!

      • Spudalicious

        Rochester was already a weekly run for supplies. The bagel dude just added another stop. The New York bagels are excellent, but the softer Montreal style is better for sandwiches.

  6. Pat

    a comedy writer who farted out a massive hit song

    Happy birthday “Weird” Al Yankovic?

    • Pat

      a woman who constantly missed verbal cues

      Happy birthday Helen Keller?

      • creech

        “They’re breaking up.”

    • Pat

      a guy who is alternately hilarious and what the fuck

      Happy birthday Dennis Kucinich?

    • Old Man With Candy
      • Ted S.

        Your best comment ever.

  7. Common Tater

    “Under the Federal Records Act, government agencies are required to preserve all documentation that officials and federal workers produce while executing their duties, and they have to make federal records available to the public under the Freedom of Information Act unless they fall under certain exemptions.”

    They don’t have to record phone calls and talking in person, so I’m not sure how text messages are documentation. It’s just chat. Emails are letters so that’s different.

    • Pat

      There’s also that “like with a cloth?” exception to records retention law.

    • (((Jarflax

      It’s a written communication that can be preserved simply by not deleting it. I don’t see a principled distinction from a letter or email.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        This. If you don’t want it to be discoverable, talk on the phone or zoom or in person.

      • Gender Traitor

        Zoom sessions can be recorded, a function for which I am truly thankful, as it keeps me from having to attend in real time certain meetings for which I have to write up the minutes.

    • juris imprudent

      IIRC, marking shit UNCLASS/FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY rendered it immune to FOIA.

  8. Ted S.

    a guy who led an enchanted life

    Happy birthday Pope Gregory I!

  9. Ted S.

    a guy who presaged the current Team Blue view of genetics

    Happy birthday Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.!

  10. Common Tater

    “If you were “enraged” by what you saw as a “nasty, deep playing of the rice card in some primal, unforgivable way,”

    So now you want to drag asians into it?

    • (((Jarflax

      The next time an east Asian complains that some action they don’t like is racist I will now accuse them of playing the rice card. This is the perfect typo!

    • DrOtto

      Glad I’m not the only one to catch that and glad I read the comments before I replied!

      • Threedoor

        Read the comments first before commenting?

        Where is your sense of adventure?

  11. Suthenboy

    Speaking of breakfast we are out of bacon. I am going on a bacon run and then making a couple of BLT’s with way too much bacon on them.
    Back later…..

    • Pat

      No such thing as way too much bacon.

      • Suthenboy

        That’s the joke Pat.
        Wife once made some cherry cheesecake topped with cherry sauce with whole cherries. She calls me in the kitchen to taste test. Yum.
        “Ok, good. I was afraid I had put too many cherries on top.” “wut?”

        Next time I made her a BLT I handed her the sandwich then said “Wait. Let me have that back. I think I screwed up your sandwich.”
        “What, how can you screw up a BLT?”
        “I think I put too much bacon.”
        *She glared at me and hugged the sandwich to her chest*
        “Get away from my sandwich!”

      • DrOtto

        You make your wife sandwiches? I has a confuse.

  12. Pat

    Mr. Hinds, 51, was found unresponsive late Wednesday after an S.U.V. appeared to slam into the motorcycle he was riding near downtown Atlanta, the authorities said.

    It’s good to see NYT keeping consistent with their animism vis-a-vis SUVs.

    • Sensei

      I don’t hate that. It describes the cause of the accident. It could have been something else.

      In the sentence I quoted it does explain it was driven and who was driving it.

      It’s not as bad as the self discharging firearms usually described by MSM.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It also prevents prejudging. If you don’t know all of the facts explicitly, then this is how you write it up.

  13. Sensei

    The other driver was a woman who was driving a BMW S.U.V. when she failed to yield while turning left, crashing into Mr. Hinds, according to the police.

    Was it peach colored? Sadly, one of the most common accidents. I really want to know if the turn signal was activated…

    • Pat

      I really want to know if the turn signal was activated…

      Trick question. BMWs are not equipped with turning indicators.

      • DrOtto

        It’s one of the features you have to subscribe to have activated now and they chose not to subscribe.

    • Threedoor

      I got tboned on my bike by a jackass turning left and looking right.

      Still fd up almost twenty years later.

  14. Pat

    CLEVELAND, Ohio — The Cuyahoga County Democratic Party Ward 1 Executive Committee met Saturday morning to reconsider its endorsement of Cleveland City Councilman Joe Jones following the release of a new investigation that found Jones threatened to kill a longtime council staffer.
     
    After a near half-hour discussion, 16 members voted for Jones, while three voted for Ward 1 candidate Juanita Brent. The vote upholds Jones’ endorsement.

    “I mean I know it looks bad, but who among us hasn’t wanted to kill that asshole?”

    • Nephilium

      My favorite part:

      Jones left office in 2005 after a federal mail fraud conviction before returning to council in 2017.

      This was after he went to court so that he could run for council again (he was barred from office as part of the federal conviction).

  15. Pat

    Yes, you are overreacting. But also, you should divorce him immediately. What I mean is: This overreaction tells me that you A) don’t like your husband that much, and B) are not cut out to be married to a Black person. If you were “enraged” by what you saw as a “nasty, deep playing of the rice card in some primal, unforgivable way,” based on this offhand comment, I can’t imagine how things would play out if you had a legitimate debate about an issue related to race, or if, God forbid, your husband expressed concerns about your own racial attitudes.

    Lmfao. “How dare you! Your performative outrage is insufficiently performative.”

    • juris imprudent

      a legitimate debate about an issue related to race

      Such as the fundamental illegitimacy of racial classifications?

    • R C Dean

      You got a BOGO deal on AWFLs in that one.

    • R C Dean

      Wait’ll she finds out her husband is one of the black men who voted for Trump.

  16. Pat

    Canada is still burning witches

    Canada likes to present itself as America’s friendly neighbour to the north, a paragon of kindness and inclusivity. But beneath the flannel shirts and wholesome, outdoorsy image, it has turned into a laboratory for woke extremism. This is the nation where ‘compassion’ means ushering citizens towards state-assisted death, and where the bank accounts of anti-lockdown protesters are frozen to ensure public safety. The latest victim of Canada’s smothering embrace is nurse Amy Hamm.
     
    A single mother with 13 years’ unblemished service, Hamm has been suspended from her post and slapped with a $94,000 (£50,000) bill by the British Columbia College of Nurses and Midwives (BCCNM). Her offence? Daring, in her own time and away from patients, to criticise gender ideology.
     
    Her ordeal began in 2020, when she helped fund a Vancouver billboard declaring ‘I ♥ JK Rowling’. That modest act was enough to spark a complaint and set in motion years of persecution. From there came a 332-page report cataloguing her social-media activity, which the BCCNM branded ‘discriminatory and derogatory’.

    • Gender Traitor

      Canada is still burning witches

      Well, that would explain all the smoke.

      • Sensei

        Nice.

    • Suthenboy

      But I am the nazi.

    • EvilSheldon

      It was probably back in 1990 when my uncle warned me, “Canada may come across as some kind of friendly arctic Nebraska, but don’t be fooled. They don’t have anything like individual rights up there. They ban guns and they ban books.”

      • Nephilium

        Back in my trips up to Canada, one thing that stood out to me was their lack of national identity/culture as anything other than “Not-America” (outside of Timbits, hockey, and bagged milk). This meant that if they thought you were Canadian, they would complain about the health system, the media, and the government. But if they thought you were American, all of those institutions were perfect, and superio(u)r to any American option.

      • Threedoor

        Neph, my wife and I noticed on our trip to eastern BC last year that the Canadian women have a look. Similar to when you get into Utah and can pick out the old Mormon line women. The Canadian women, flat chests, big ass, similar facial structure.

        That’s common culture right? Not sure if it extends further east in Americas hat.

  17. Common Tater

    “Democratic mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani and his comrades at the Democratic Socialists of America want to wipe out the enforcement of all misdemeanor offenses, The Post has learned….

    “For all of the working class to achieve collective liberation we must constrain, diminish, and abolish the carceral forces of the state — from prisons and police themselves, to their manifestations in all forms throughout society,” according to the national party’s latest platform, adopted in 2021….

    “What violent crime is – is defined by the state,” he said at a 2021 protest outside the Manhattan DA’s office to nix cash bail and shut down Rikers – a promise he’s still making. ” Violence is an artificial construction,” he said at the time.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/us-news/nyc-mayoral-candidate-zohran-mamdani-wants-to-end-all-misdemeanor-charges-e-zpass-for-criminals/

    WCPGW?

    • Common Tater

      Might as well toss in packs of wild dogs.

      ““We think it’s important that people are aware that there are Central Park coyotes and to understand how sensitive they are and know that there is no reason to fear them,” said David Lei, a Manhattan resident who spends most nights at the park along with his significant other and fellow photographer, Jacqueline Emery.”

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/24/coyotes-central-park-us-cities

      • juris imprudent

        Who knew Tallageda Nights out-takes would become reality?

    • Pat

      Violence is an artificial construction

      Somebody should beat the retarded cunt to death with a shovel just to highlight the irony.

    • (((Jarflax

      He’s right about eliminating crime by eliminating laws against behaviors… The new New York economy is gonna be lit! The velocity of dollars in the mugging sector is amazing. The one tourist dumb enough to come to the city can start a chain of infinite muggings and her dollars will likely have changed hands a dozen times even before the gang rape sector finishes up with her.

      • DEG

        That’s why normal places have such shitty economies. The mugger gets shot and all of that economic activity never happens.

      • Nephilium

        DEG:

        I’m reminded of a mural on Brookpark road here, on the side of an auto repair shop. Lots of words on it, basically saying “Welcome to Cleveland, we have open carry, attempting to remove catalytic converters could be your last decision”.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      “WCPGW”

      ?????

      Why, Count Potato, General Welfare?

      • Pat

        Who Can Predict Gravitational Waves?

        Or maybe “what could possibly go wrong,” I’m not a linguist.

    • Suthenboy

      So…..I dont have to pay my taxes anymore?

    • EvilSheldon

      “What violent crime is – is defined by the state,” he said at a 2021 protest outside the Manhattan DA’s office to nix cash bail and shut down Rikers – a promise he’s still making. ” Violence is an artificial construction,” he said at the time.”

      Did someone just fart?

    • (((Jarflax

      Just pick a bureaucrat at random, behead them and move to the next one you see. Worrying about following the most efficient path will take longer than the time it will save.

      • Sensei

        But I like UCS…

      • R C Dean

        It’s like the illegal alien problem, really. It’s gotten too large for nuanced consideration of each case. If you want to solve the bureaucrat problem, you need to just get rid of them with, err, maximum efficiency.

    • Gender Traitor

      the Reading the Mind in the Eyes Test (RME), which evaluates social cognition and the ability to interpret others’ emotions.

      The idea of testing at all AND the applicability of the other two tests to parenting skills are bad enough, but this test sounds like utter bullshit in any context for any purpose.

      • DrOtto

        This literally sounds like they are testing for “crazy eyes”.

      • Sensei

        The Reading the Mind in the Eyes Test consists of 36 photographs, each giving you four choices.

        For each set of eyes, choose which word best describes what the person in the picture is thinking or feeling. You may feel that more than one word is applicable, but please choose just one word, the word which you consider to be most suitable. Before making your choice, make sure that you have read all four. Aim to do the task quickly and accurately—your accuracy and time taken are both scored.

      • juris imprudent

        I assume Fuck Off Slaver is not an acceptable response.

    • Pat

      The FKU tests are psychometric assessments used by Danish child protection services to evaluate whether a parent has the skills, knowledge, and emotional capacity to care for a child safely. These tests typically include the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale (WAIS-IV), which measures cognitive abilities and problem-solving skills; the Rorschach Inkblot Test, assessing personality traits and emotional functioning; and the Reading the Mind in the Eyes Test (RME), which evaluates social cognition and the ability to interpret others’ emotions.

      Well, at least they’re using objective, scientific criteria for such an important decision. I worry, however, that the evaluation is not comprehensive enough, as it fails to take into account the balance of their humors and craniometry.

      • DrOtto

        The final decision is made by a board of top phrenologists.

      • Fourscore

        Should also include a check of their permanent records. Can’t be too safe. It’s for the children.

      • Threedoor

        It is known that all Danish. Children have a stud on top of their head.

    • juris imprudent

      the Rorschach Inkblot Test, assessing personality traits and emotional functioning

      Hold on, let me get my John McEnroe reaction.

    • Sensei

      Look people at least no Voight-Kampff test. Yet…

      • Ted S.

        Or Flesch-Kincaid tests.

    • EvilSheldon

      “Critics argue that these assessments fail to account for cultural differences and can misclassify capable Indigenous parents as ‘incompetent.’”

      I’d have a bit more sympathy if the ‘critics’ argued that these psychological tests are about as scientifically legitimate as phrenology.

      • DrOtto

        Dammit

  18. DEG

    an exemplar of historical fiction

    Nicely done.

  19. DEG

    “DC was a hellhole,” he said earlier on Friday, a day after visiting some of the deployed troops. “But now it’s safe.”

    Why do I smell bullshit?

  20. DEG

    A July 23 letter from the Homeland Security Department’s public records office, in denying the request from the nonprofit American Oversight, said that “text message data generated after April 9” was “no longer maintained.”

    They wiped it with a cloth?

    • Pat

      I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but it’s hard to imagine what purpose such blatantly retarded headlines could possibly serve other than the Dalrympian purpose of political correctness:

      In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.

      The kid has 2 parents, and it’s not uncommon for a kid to look more like one than the other. It’s not as if it would be impolite to just simply not mention anything about the kid’s resemblance to its mother.

      Also, it’s gotta be a proud moment for a Kardashian the first time you whore out your kid to maintain your low brow fame.

      • Chafed

        I learned it from you mom!

  21. DEG

    If there’s another issue—if you’ve fallen out of love or are having an affair or can’t stand his snoring anymore—and you want to split, just say that. Or make up something that actually justifies feeling “accused, disrespected and smeared.” The use of the word “Plantation” is not it.

    I don’t know how I read the whole thing. I hate everyone involved.

    • Common Tater

      I feel sorry for the black guy.

      • DEG

        30 year marriage. He’s part of the problem.

        If it was a shorter marriage, I’d agree with you.

  22. Common Tater

    “Anyone writing critically these days about democracy is likely to be perceived as attacking motherhood or profaning the Holy Spirit. Yet any thinking person can see there is something wrong when the supposed will of the people results in malicious investigations of political opponents, censorship of national institutions like the Smithsonian, and the suppression of academic freedom. Through approval or indifference, these actions may be acceptable according to majority rule, but that does not make them legitimate.”

    https://www.salon.com/2025/08/24/we-need-a-new-theory-of-democracy-because-this-version-has-failed/

    The commies are agitating for violence.

    • Pat

      “It’s only democracy when the our team gets to instigate malicious investigations of political opponents, censorship of national institutions, and the suppression of academic freedom!”

      I think the “special” in “special pleading” has the same meaning as the “special” in “special education.”

    • Suthenboy

      You have to fail an IQ test to snag a gig at Salon, dont you?

      • (((Jarflax

        Failing Hell! They’re just passing in a different direction!

      • Fourscore

        A negative outcome, so to speak.

        “I took the test, didn’t get a single one wrong”

    • juris imprudent

      We will tell you the true Will of the People!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Nice little beanery youse gots here….

  24. Common Tater

    “A former diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) staffer at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire will receive $265,000 after suing the school for alleged discrimination for being white.

    Rochelle Hoffman filed the lawsuit in December 2023 after being promoted to interim director of the university’s Multicultural Student Services office. According to the complaint, Hoffman faced hostility from both students and staff questioning her “legitimacy” in the position.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/ex-dei-staffer-for-u-of-wisconsin-awarded-265000-settlement-after-alleging-anti-white-discrimination

    And she didn’t learn a thing.

    • (((Jarflax

      You found it! You found peak AWFL!

      White woman fired from her role as chief anti-white racist in charge of firing people for being white, gets fired for being white, and sues for racial discrimination.

      • DEG

        You found peak AWFL!

        That’s like Peak Stupid. There is no such thing.

      • juris imprudent

        Not just sued, but is FUCKING COLLECTING. Nuke Madison from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

    • DrOtto

      I bet she played up the (((Hoffman))) angle in the job and went straight Hoffman in court.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I want to leave him immediately. Am I overreacting?

    Not

    at

    all.

    • Suthenboy

      Instead of screaming “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME” Quietly pack your bags and leave. We dont care.

    • Sean

      I support releasing him from this plane of existence.

    • Suthenboy

      No. You can fake 350 billion signatures….he is going to prison.

    • Pat

      Give us Barabbas!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      We go from trial by combat to trial by upvotes.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Some political experts have raised concerns that the president and his allies are blatantly using the legal system to intimidate political opponents. “The fact that the law is being selectively applied underlines that this is part of a pattern of lawfare,” Don Moynihan, a professor of public policy at the University of Michigan, told the Guardian via email.

    In a way, I almost admire the brazenness of this statement, particularly as it applies to Letitia James.

    • Suthenboy

      The projection….I dont even know what to say.

      • juris imprudent

        What’s so hard to understand? It’s different when we do it.

      • rhywun

        It is something to behold.

        They never expected the opposition to play by their rules.

    • Ted S.

      Look what you’ve done to him.

    • juris imprudent

      WRT Paxton, a twidiot X’ed:

      In the Senate, he can finally ensure election fraud is prosecuted.

  27. EvilSheldon

    ”… the best rock guitarist you’ve never heard of;”

    Happy birthday Reeves Gabrels?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Agreed,

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      +1 vibrator as slide.

      • Tres Cool

        Dynamo Hum

  28. The Late P Brooks

    30 year marriage. He’s part of the problem.

    Eventually one grows weary of the Mandingo playacting. Why not an astronaut, or a mailman?

    • Suthenboy

      See…now I have to click the link to see if she is worth it

      • Suthenboy

        Ok, I clicked. Two things:

        1. The story is complete horseshit.

        2. There is no photo of said AWFL so I cannot make a call as to whether putting up with her crazy is worth the pussy.

      • Chafed

        I think we all know where she falls on the hot/crazy divide.

    • Fourscore

      ” He’s part of the problem”

      He’s only half of the problem

      • dbleagle

        Not 3/5th of the problem?

  29. Suthenboy

    About two months ago my wife was looking out of the kitchen window and said “Awwwwwww! That little squirrel is so cute! He looks skinny and hungry. Poor thing!”

    *SIGH. Hung my head in resignation*

    “Ok.”

    She now polices me to make sure I put food out 2x per day. Yes, looking out of my window is like watching the Disney channel. Rabbits, squirrels, every species of bird you can think of….dozens of them.
    Now I am concerned. There is another very cute little squirrel. I am fairly certain the little bugger was born after I started putting food out. I think he learned to eat by mom showing him “The is where the nice man puts food out for us”. Everyone comes, mills around and eats then goes off for a nap. What I can count on is looking out there and every time, without fail, that little guy is there grazing on the Critter Crunch mix.

    Now I cant stop feeding them.
    *SIGH*

    • (((Jarflax

      I’d mock you but I need to go change the water in the bowl on my deck because the squirrels got sunflower shells in it.

    • Pat

      Frame up the squirrels for chewing the electrical or somesuch and use it as justification to plink them out.

      • DEG

        This

    • DrOtto

      I’ve got the opposite problem. The wife wants me to kill the squirrels. They’re a little mischievous for her tastes.

    • mindyourbusiness

      I sympathize. Milady wife thought feeding a rackety coon who showed up one morning and begged breakfast was cute.

      We now have a horde of the critters. It’s like feeding a mob of furry chickens.

  30. The Bearded Hobbit

    the guy who ruined science fiction;

    Happy birthday Kim Stanley Robinson?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    We cannot allow our version of history to be disputed

    Family members of a prominent victim of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse said they were “outraged” by the Justice Department’s decision to release transcripts from Ghislaine Maxwell’s testimony last month to a federal prosecutor, arguing it provided Maxwell a “platform to rewrite history.”

    “The content of these transcripts is in direct contradiction with felon Ghislaine Maxwell’s conviction for child sex trafficking,” the family of Virginia Roberts Giuffre said in a statement. The family added, “This travesty of justice entirely invalidates the experiences of the many brave survivors who put their safety, security, and lives on the line to ensure her conviction, including our sister.”

    More people making a career out of mourning a “lost” child. Why were those young women so desperate for approval and affection?

    • juris imprudent

      Ghislaine Maxwell’s conviction for child sex trafficking

      They might as well have thrown in Satanic ritualist abuse.

    • Suthenboy

      ““This travesty of justice entirely invalidates the experiences of the many brave survivors who put their safety, security, and lives on the line to ensure her conviction, including our sister.”

      I was skeptical of Maxwell’s testimony until I read that.

  32. Common Tater

    “In New York City, nonprofits received $20 billion in public money in 2021.”

    This needs to stop.

    • Common Tater

      “The city is home to more than 600,000 jobs in the nonprofit sector and a roughly equal number of jobs in government. Nonprofits now employ nearly 17 percent of the city’s total private-sector workforce, compared to 10 percent nationally.”

      • Pat

        Even the national figure of 10% is insane. The amount of dead weight loss is staggering. As much as we bitch about the concept of UBI, that’s pretty much what that amounts to.

      • juris imprudent

        UBI for college educated and politically connected. Yeah, that’s who really deserves my tax money.

      • Suthenboy

        getting paid by a non-profit with taxpayer dollars is not being in the private sector.

  33. The Bearded Hobbit

    I’ve not only heard of John Cipollina but teen-aged Hobbit wore out the grooves on Quicksilver’s Happy Days.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Gold and Silver was one of the great San Francisco sound tunes ever. Really shows off the slick guitar skills.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Giuffre’s family also condemned the Justice Department’s decision to transfer Maxwell to a minimum-security prison following her meeting with Blanche.

    “By moving convicted felon Maxwell to a minimum-security, country club prison, the DOJ sends a disturbing message that child sex trafficking is acceptable and will be rewarded,” the family said Saturday in a statement.

    I wonder how much they charge for interviews with the press.

  35. Common Tater

    “The Chicago White Sox are still taking advantage of Pope Leo XIV being a massive fan of their franchise, and they’re doing it in style.

    Back when he was just a (sort of) regular supporter of the team, the pope was in attendance for a 2005 World Series game that took place at Rate Field, the home of the White Sox. 20 years later, and the organization has now slapped a marker on the seat that he was sitting in. After he became pope, pictures of Leo XIV at Game 1 went viral.

    A native of Chicago, the seat now features a photo of Leo XIV with a plaque that reads, “mark(ing) the location where Pope Leo XIV cheered on the White Sox during Game 1 of the 2005 World Series.” At the time, Leo XIV was a cardinal.”

    https://dailycaller.com/2025/08/24/chicago-white-sox-pope-leo-xiv-2005-world-series-seat-plaque/

  36. Common Tater

    “The parent, Dr. Crystal Marull, claimed conservative viewpoints were discriminated against in the school system, and her son was the victim of bullying by a teacher at Gainesville High School.

    Marull said the teacher allowed students to call her son a “Naziphile” because of his interest in World War II and participation in ROTC.

    She then held up a paper certificate titled “Most Likely to Become a Dictator” and said the teacher nominated her son for the “award.”

    https://www.wcjb.com/2025/08/21/teacher-accused-giving-student-dictator-award-florida-attorney-general-firing/

    Odd, the teacher isn’t named.

    • R.J.

      Lawsuit in progress?

  37. J. Frank Parnell

    the first murder in over a decade and the opening of a rival café about a block away in a space previously occupied by a vegan Korean restaurant owned by someone who became a nemesis of WebDom

    Damn, WebDom plays for keeps.

  38. Threedoor

    I love the typo in the Slate Dear Abby.

    “nasty, deep playing of the rice card in some primal, unforgivable way,”