Saturday Morning Back To School Links

by | Aug 16, 2025 | Daily Links | 167 comments

“Sorry, kids, you’re all on suspension and must go home NOW. Transparent backpacks smaller than 6″x6″. You know the rules!”

Birthdays today include a guy who was a little fish; a guy whose stories were amazing; a guy who liked to put on a dress and prance around the world’s largest beach; a piece of shit of almost Wilsonian caliber; a guy who would be the best possible Middle East head of state were he still alive; a guy for whom you should do nothing until you hear from him; a poetic SugarFree; the best pianist you don’t know but ought to; half of my parents’ favorite duo; a pianist you DO know and ought to; half of the most famous tennis team; recipient of the second most famous hit in NFL history; the only valid Catwoman; and a model of corruption that has been widely emulated, but rarely equaled.

And Links are also rarely equaled.

Did we actually expect a deal? And

Does this mean we’re going to have a lot more Belgians in the future?

“Well, we know they won’t riot or protest.”

A protection racket worthy of The Sopranos.

And exactly nothing will happen.

OK, so he’ll only win 4 out of 5 boroughs.

Wait, you mean the crime statistics are bogus? Where is my fainting couch?

The shocking thing is that Jerry Brown is still alive. The guy ran against Jimmy Fucking Carter, for shit’s sake.

Local news: “…and everybody gets an automatic A.”

I have an alibi.

Indulge me a bit of nostalgia. This show probably got more kids in trouble than all the rest put together. And in retrospect, it was a bit hallucinogenic in execution. “I’m sure you’re all seen your dad or your brother smoking a pipe.” Recognize the voice behind Winky?

And just so you can understand why one of today’s birthday boys is one of my very favorite singers, here you go. The Old Guy brings you a double blind study.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

167 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    I don’t know Bill Evans.

    • (((Jarflax

      Bob’s brother, keeps kind of a low profile to avoid all the sausage jokes.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, he is always “down on the farm”. Annoyingly so.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Say it three times.

  2. Ted S.

    a guy who was a little fish

    Happy birthday Abe Vigoda!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Happy birthday Will Smith’s wife.

    • Rat on a train

      Don Knotts?

  3. Ted S.

    a piece of shit of almost Wilsonian caliber

    So many choices. Happy birthday Barack Obama? George W. Bush?

  4. Common Tater

    “More than 75 percent of the stockpile was earmarked for five countries in Africa: Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, Mali and Congo, according to a report from the International Planned Parenthood Federation. ”

    So PP is going to Africa to kill black people?

    • juris imprudent

      “It’s a death sentence that’s written in policy,” Kazi Hutchins said.

      Since when did fucking without contraception lead to death instead of life? [HIV obviously excepted]

      • Pat

        Well to be fair, Africa is such a shit hole of a continent that the rate of mortality during child birth is closer to what it was 400 years ago in the western world.

      • Nephilium

        Well, if you have a child, that child will at some point die. So you’ve brought more death into the world!

        /Nikki

    • Threedoor

      I tip my blue helmet to the Belgians.

      • Chafed

        Euphemisms are back!

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I thought the Blue helmets liked to use their purple helmets…

  5. Shpip

    Grand juries in Virginia and Maryland are currently weighing criminal indictments for James and Schiff respectively over allegations they falsified property records to secure favorable loan terms.

    Assuming the grand juries return a true bill (normally almost automatic, but a big “if” here), the trials being held in D.C. bedroom communities pretty much guarantees an acquittal.

    • (((Jarflax

      Not if Trump fires all the bureaucrats and brings in more crypto bro DOGE guys before jury selection!

    • Rat on a train

      They would probably return a guilty verdict for Trump instead.

  6. Ted S.

    recipient of the second most famous hit in NFL history

    The dirty hit on Chad Clifton should be better remembered.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m guessing Joe Thiesmann rates #1, or Tatum on Stingley?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Theismann. Stingley had a worse outcome but Theismann’s is better remembered and still replayed regularly.

      • Shpip

        I’d go with Jack Tatum on Frenchy Fuqua.

        It didn’t lead to a gruesome injury, but it’s been replayed every year for a half century.

      • The Hyperbole

        An admittedly bias selection but watching Turkey Jones spiking Terry Bradshaw always bring a smile to my face.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I assumed that the infamous Mike Curtis versus Drunk Fan On The Field didn’t count.

      • juris imprudent

        This predates Moj’s Chiefs fandom, but it merits consideration just because of the rule change that followed. I also remember the brawl when I think it was Davidson picked up Dawson, flipped him heels up and dropped him on his head.

  7. Common Tater

    Didn’t he bang Linda Ronstadt?

  8. Ted S.

    and a model of corruption that has been widely emulated, but rarely equaled

    Happy birthday Carlo Ponzi!

  9. Pat

    a guy who liked to put on a dress and prance around the world’s largest beach

    Happy birthday J. Edgar Hoover?

    • Pat

      the only valid Catwoman

      Happy birthday Halle Berry?

      • juris imprudent

        I’m assuming the “valid” means whoever portrayed Catwoman as you hit puberty.

      • Pat

        Tbh, I’ve never actually sat through an entire Batman or Catwoman flick in my life, I just wanted to be a shithead.

      • Nephilium

        You could at least have gone with Pfeiffer.

      • Threedoor

        Would.

    • Pat

      a model of corruption that has been widely emulated, but rarely equaled.

      Happy birthday Heshen?

  10. Common Tater

    “Pennsylvania State Police said Jared Lampus, 50, of Buffalo Township was arrested Friday.”

    Another Jared?

    • Threedoor

      Jared “Those kids look hot”

  11. Ted S.

    Does this mean we’re going to have a lot more Belgians in the future?

    Only if it’s Tuesday.

    • rhywun

      Does this mean we’re going to have a lot more Belgians in the future?

      According to the article, we will get more Kenyans, Tanzanians, Zambians, Malians and Congoians.

      Quelle horreur!

  12. (((Jarflax

    If you need counseling every time some rando dies it’s probably best if you just go ahead and turn to IV drug use.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We’ve had at least four email blasts from underworked administrators showing their deep caring for the delicate feelings of the students and staff. Thoughts and prayers.

      • (((Jarflax

        Performative empathy makes their naughty bits get all tingly.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Maybe if they keep cutting their naughty bits off this tiresome bullshit will end.

  13. Pat

    Wait, you mean the crime statistics are bogus? Where is my fainting couch?

    Didn’t like half the big blue cities quit even reporting to the FBI for national stats?

  14. Shpip

    In a 2-to-1 ruling, a federal appeals court said a lower court could not block the Trump administration’s plans to reduce the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s staff by nearly 90 percent.

    A federal appeals court paved the way for the Trump administration to move ahead with plans to decimate the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, ruling 2 to 1 to throw out a lower court’s effort to block mass layoffs.

    Another journalismist who doesn’t know the meaning of “decimate.”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Meh, meaning of words change, and decimate lost that battle long ago.

      • Pat

        It’s not like a J school graduate would know the difference between 90% and 10% even if the meaning remained fixed.

      • Nephilium

        /weeps for “literally”

      • Gender Traitor

        ::shrugs:: I could care less.

      • Raven Nation

        @ GT: David Mitchell nods in sad agreement.

    • Fourscore

      Consumes are now going to be expected to be responsible for their own financial decisions? What kind of madness is this?

      • Chafed

        It’s the kind Elizabeth Warren will use to fund raise.

  15. Common Tater

    “New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell was hit with an 18-count federal indictment Friday accusing her of orchestrating a scheme with her bodyguard-turned-lover to defraud the city of more than $70,000.

    Cantrell, 53, and Jeffrey Vappie, a member of her Executive Protection Unit (EPU), are charged with multiple crimes — including conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to obstruct justice, wire fraud, obstruction of justice and making false statements….

    Cantrell, New Orleans’ first female mayor”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/15/us-news/mayor-latoya-cantrell-indicted-by-federal-grand-jury-following-lengthy-corruption-investigation/

    Is that germane?

    • invisible finger

      No, it’s creole.

    • Shpip

      Investigators uncovered at least 14 out-of-state trips Cantrell took with Vappie to “maximize their opportunities to engage in personal activities” costing the City of New Orleans thousands in travel, meal, lodging, salary and incidental expenses Vappie charged to taxpayers – costs separate from the mayor’s own travel expenses.

      “Wait, that’s illegal?” — Fani Willis

  16. Common Tater

    “A staffer for the New Yorker who denounced Sydney Sweeney as an “Aryan princess” has spouted anti-white and antisemitic rhetoric in social media posts — before scrubbing her account after being called out on Friday.

    Doreen St. Felix, 33, had written several racist posts on X, the site formerly known as Twitter, including that “whiteness fills me with a lot of hate” and that “the holocaust is the worst thing to happen to black people.””

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/15/media/new-yorker-writer-who-referred-to-sydney-sweeney-as-aryan-princess-deletes-x-posts/

    Tricknology!

    • Chafed

      It’s fine because reasons.

    • Pat

      Hey, it worked for the auto manufacturers…

    • Timeloose

      Nationalizing Intel would kill what was amazing about intel. They were the last US based company able to stay at the bleeding edge of manufacturing.

      If they want to ensure they stay around in the US they should incentivize operations and guarantee minimal taxation and regulation for any new factories.

      Intel needs to be dramatically altered or reorganized to address the challenges they face. They are not the best at predicting future product trends beyond CPUs. They should have decoupled manufacturing and process development from design a long time ago. They missed the mobile, automotive, and AI product growth of the past 10 years. Having an independent processing foundry would have kept them competitive with new applications and trends while giving thier design teams valuable capabilities to compete.

  17. Winded

    His birthday is still 5 days away, but Usain Bolt’s 100 meter world record turned 16 today.

  18. Sensei

    I Used to Know How to Write in Japanese

    So the author mostly attributes this to his aphantasia. Meanwhile noting native speakers have the same problem. Also it’s completely common for non native speakers to have the same problem. I made the conscious choice not to be able to handwrite Japanese given my usage and limited lifespan.

    Still an interesting article on the hell learners go through.

  19. Common Tater

    “In the wake of President Donald Trump announcing singer Gloria Gaynor as one of the recipients of a Kennedy Center Honor award in 2025, The View co-host Ana Navarro has urged the disco icon not to accept the honors.

    Navarro wrote on Instagram, “A few years ago, I briefly met Gloria Gaynor at a concert in Miami. She gifted me a keychain that belted out ‘I Will Survive’, when you pressed it. Let’s just say, during the first Trump term, I pressed it till it ran out of batteries. Yesterday, Trump announced he picked her to receive a Kennedy Center Honor, which he plans to host.”

    “Look, the woman is a goddess and deserves all the flowers that come her way. But I wish she wouldn’t accept an award from the hands of a man who has attacked the rights and history of women, people of color, and LGBTQ. The gay community in particular, helped turn her signature song into an anthem. Trump is a stain on the prestige and significance of the KCH. Don’t do it, Gloria!”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/ana-navarro-urges-gloria-gaynor-to-boycott-kennedy-center-honors-hosted-by-trump

    I’m sure she’ll survive.

    • Pat

      Trump’s a racist and he-man woman hater. That’s why a black, female Kennedy Center Honors recipient is morally obligated to turn down the award.

    • Chafed

      I still don’t understand claiming he is anti-gay.

      • WTF

        Or claiming he’s anti-woman, considering all the women he’s put in positions of power and authority as president, and even earlier within the Trump organization.

  20. Suthenboy

    I am supposed to…what? because the world cant use us for a piggy bank anymore? If people want to fund something they can do it voluntarily with their own money. Proggies are always generous with other people’s money.* People will die? Promise?

    *spoiler: they skim most of it for themselves.

  21. Sensei

    It’s pan-Asia kabuki theater today. Once a year with like 90% somebody from Japan’s government goes Yasukuni.

    Both the government statements and the protests have written many decades ago and are unchanging.

    South Korea criticises Japanese officials’ visit to Tokyo war shrine

    In the Glib archives I believe straff posted a visit there.

    • (((Jarflax

      Japan and Germany followed very different paths in dealing with their guilt. I used to get annoyed at Japan for whining about Hiroshima and Nagasaki while pretending that Nanking, Korea, Unit 731 etc. never happened, but I think the German wallowing in guilt and indulging in self castration is worse.

      • Sensei

        It doesn’t get the play it should, but Christian forgiveness versus Buddhist ideals of respect for ancestors.

        The Buddhist ideals work against all parties involved for ever truly resolving this.

      • (((Jarflax

        Meh, it is resolved. It was resolved with great finality 80 years ago last week. I see nothing wrong with Koreans having a bit of a grudge, or Japanese celebrating the courage of their ancestors. The sniping at each other in the press is a bit unseemly to my mind.

      • juris imprudent

        The Japanese eventually accomplished the Greater Asia Co-prosperity sphere – peaceably, in the 80s. It just didn’t last much longer than their wartime attempt.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Perpetuating stereotypes about Asian drivers is problematic.

      • Chafed

        😂

  22. rhywun

    “UN outraged after Qatar does something entirely predictable and unsurprising”

    I can’t read the entire blurb in my browser tab but I presume that is what it says.

    • (((Jarflax

      UN sends strongly worded message to Qatar demanding that they limit their persecution of religious minorities to the (((proper))) victims

      • rhywun

        You might be half-safe there?

      • (((Jarflax

        My inability to keep my mouth shut probably outweighs my ability to pass.

      • rhywun

        inability to keep my mouth shut

        That is a skill well worth having, believe me.

      • (((Jarflax

        People who have it seem to have an easier path, but I shouldn’t complain. I have been very fortunate in finding my way through life despite my difficulties fitting the mold.

  23. Sensei

    A review of hundreds of documents and voicemails obtained through an open-records request, along with interviews, reveals new details about the backlash to Peanut’s killing. It shows that the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation received a tidal wave of death threats and bomb scares that rattled top officials, according to rank-and-file officers, and had a lasting effect on their ability to enforce the state’s environmental laws.

    Spectacular. Ultra lefty Gothamist has 1,500 words on the travesty that the state can no longer immediately send in a SWAT team with no recourse for keeping a pet squirrel. How does that state cock taste?

    The Peanut effect: How one dead squirrel upended New York wildlife enforcement

    • (((Jarflax

      The real tragedy is that the poor jackbooted thugs were subjected to insults and opprobrium, and why? All they did was protect wild animals from the abuse of a loving home by seizing them and killing them.

      Every time I try to rein in my tendency to indulge in anger and hatred, which I sincerely believe are unhealthy, something like this comes along and I am back to square one.

    • rhywun

      I still think they used the “Peanut” kerfuffle largely to draw traffic to their Only Fans site(s?).

      No heroes in that story IMHO.

      • Sensei

        The SWATees are no heroes. Currently suing for $10m. The site existed before and Peanut was part of the appeal.

        My issue is the SWAT. They are guilty of the dumb offenses. We can argue about the offenses, but that’s a different problem.

    • juris imprudent

      The ends of the political horseshoe meet where cop cock gets sucked?

    • Threedoor

      Good

  24. rhywun

    OK, so he’ll only win 4 out of 5 boroughs.

    Like every other “Democratic Socialist”. (They should really just rename the Party for slightly more accuracy.)

    “heckled, booed and subjected to xenophobic insults

    lol OFFS. The poor dear.

    The MSM carrying water for this commie is already nauseating.

    • Common Tater

      It sucks for NYC, but it will hurt the Democrats.

  25. R C Dean

    I just love that the fed prosecutor looking at Trish James’ real estate empire got Karened:

    “Tell me why you’re here,” said the middle aged blonde in navy gym shorts and black tank top.”

    Perfect.

  26. rhywun

    It’s anyone’s race. Why not your dream candidate’s?

    omgLOL

    I don’t think anyone coming close to my “dream candidate” will become the next governor of California. Let alone exists there.

    • Threedoor

      If we can dream I can have a fictional candidate.

      Snake Plissken It is.

      • Sensei

        I thought he was dead.

      • Chafed

        $100 in bluebacks says he’s not.

    • juris imprudent

      It is church for them and they are demonstrating their faith.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I watched a chunk of the Sotheby auction from Monterrey last night. The highlight was a Volkswagen Beetle stretch limo. The auctioneer was ready to bring the hammer down at $70k, but people just kept bidding. The stupid thing went for $300k. Madness of crowds, indeed. There were a few million dollar Ferraris too.

    • Sensei

      New or old? Trying to picture an air cooled limo…

      • Rat on a train

        and manual everything …

  28. Common Tater

    “Why Candace Owens won’t stop her “transvestigations”
    The Brigitte Macron conspiracy theory helps MAGA cope with their own contradictory gender ideology
    By Amanda Marcotte”

    That settles it. Brigitte Macron is male.

    • Chafed

      That’s the best, and only, evidence.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Aircooled. looked like a ’67 or so from the taillights.

    • Common Tater

      That’s not much power for a stretch limo.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    No info on the drivetrain. I doubt it was a single port 1600.

    • Sensei

      Gives new meaning to all show and no go.

    • Common Tater

      “As head of BlackRock, the world’s largest asset manager with over $12.5 trillion in assets under management, Fink already wields enormous influence over governments, corporations, and media outlets through BlackRock’s controlling stakes in thousands of companies—including Big Pharma, Big Tech, and every major media conglomerate.”

      Yikes!

      • Sensei

        Now do Fidelity. Now do Vanguard.

        I detest Fink for a number of reasons, but his asset management business and his fiduciary voting requirements of that business isn’t on the list.

      • Chafed

        My problem with all three was going hard and heavy for ESG. If I recall correctly, Vanguard was the first to back out. Blackstone only appeared to back pedal recently.

      • Sensei

        Chafed – correct. They wanted to formulate an ESG checklist so they could all have standardized fiduciary tickbox.

        And BlackRock took a big part in that and something Fink can fuck right off about. But that’s his solution to fiduciary issue in asset management. But they are actually a competent asset manager. Buying large stakes in companies is what they do.

    • (((Jarflax

      People who see themselves as aristocrats long for a restoration of the institution of serfdom. I wonder whether they will succeed?

      • juris imprudent

        Alex isn’t here on the weekend to chime in how Marxist that all is.

      • (((Jarflax

        Alex suffers from a bad tendency to affirm the consequent. He sees rightly that all Marxists are tyrannical, and proceeds from that to assume all tyrants are Marxist.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Controversy

    Papers with U.S. State Department markings, found Friday morning in the business center of an Alaskan hotel, revealed previously undisclosed and potentially sensitive details about the Aug. 15 meetings between President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir V. Putin in Anchorage.

    Eight pages, that appear to have been produced by U.S. staff and left behind accidentally, shared precise locations and meeting times of the summit and phone numbers of U.S. government employees.

    At around 9 a.m. on Friday, three guests at Hotel Captain Cook, a four-star hotel located 20 minutes from the Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage where leaders from the U.S. and Russia convened, found the documents left behind in one of the hotel’s public printers. NPR reviewed photos of the documents taken by one of the guests, who NPR agreed not to identify because the guest said they feared retaliation.

    The White House and the U.S. Department of State did not respond to requests for comment about the documents.

    Photos of the documents taken by one of the guests.

    I wonder who that guest works for.

    • creech

      Far more interesting would be a list of insults, in Russian, that Trump could deploy at Putin when the need arose. “Shorty deliberately walk in woods to meet STEVE SMITH, ask for ceasefire. And by ceasefire, mean….”

    • Ted S.

      Anyone think these are authentic documents? Left there by people who support Trump politically?

      • rhywun

        Not for a second.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Jon Michaels, a professor of law at UCLA who lectures about national security, said that the documents found in the printer of the Alaskan hotel reveal a lapse in professional judgement in preparation for a high-stakes meeting.

    “It strikes me as further evidence of the sloppiness and the incompetence of the administration,” said Michaels. “You just don’t leave things in printers. It’s that simple.”

    Hillary’s people never would have done that!

  33. Common Tater

    “A woman lost her mind and manners today at Mount Tabor Dog Park — because a man had purebred dogs.

    Just in case you didn’t get your daily dose of crazy…”

    https://x.com/PDXReal1/status/1955021827920761196

    Sorry for the twix video, but holy shit.

    • Suthenboy

      Love the park with all the dogs out just strolling around.
      That dude needs to read some Glib’s Stoic Fridays. Do not engage with people like that. His mistake was responding to her in any way.

      • juris imprudent

        He was damn smart to record as quick as he did – that bitch is beyond batshit crazy.

    • Fourscore

      I knew a woman like that, intimately.

      Thank god for greyhounds…

    • Threedoor

      I have the feeling she lost her mind a long time ago.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Even the dog passing through looks at her and thinks “Holy shit this bitch is crazy. I’m getting out of here.”

    • Akira

      The Bee always hits it out of the park.

      My family decided to go vegetarian (after a story about inhumane slaugherhouse conditions on NPR, no less) but luckily I already had my license, so I could go buy my own meat to avoid a nutritional deficiency.

      They would eat some fake meat product and ask me why I’m still eating real meat when THIS tastes exactly like it (“exactly like it” = “a slurry of expired mushrooms and cardboard mashed into a patty shape”)

      I have nothing against someone’s choice to become vegetarian, but as a cooking enthusiast, I’m offended by “fake meat” when there are so many other excellent vegetarian dishes that are just made vegetables, legumes, eggs, etc. Indian cuisine is a treasure trove of them, and practically every other cuisine has at least a few that are pretty good.

      • Nephilium

        I’m right there with you. There’s a local vegan cocktail place that I’ve avoided entirely because of their menu featuring items such as Pork Rinds (fried rice paper), pulled Brisket (jackfruit or seitan), etc.

        Look, when it comes to cocktails, going vegan really cuts out honey (for most), egg whites (easily replaced by aquafaba), and a handful of other items. But why the hell are you trying to sell something you’re calling brisket when it’s anything but?

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Blame Trump

    Health officials are working to alert hundreds of people in dozens of states and several countries who may have been exposed to rabies in bat-infested cabins in Wyoming’s Grand Teton National Park over the past few months.

    As of Friday, none of the bats found in some of the eight linked cabins at Jackson Lake Lodge had tested positive for rabies.

    But the handful of dead bats found and sent to the Wyoming State Veterinary Laboratory in Laramie for testing were probably only a small sample of the likely dozens that colonized the attic above the row of cabins, Wyoming State Health Officer Dr. Alexia Harrist said.

    People will die.

    • (((Jarflax

      So, people who did not get bit by bats that did not have rabies, are at risk of rabies because some other bats, that they also did not get bit by, and which we are only hypothesizing exist at all, might have rabies?

      It must be exhausting living a life that full of random terror. It’s definitely exhausting listening to it.

      • Suthenboy

        That one is real. Treat bats like you treat guns. All bats have rabies like all guns are always loaded.

    • rhywun

      Those Wyoming wetmarkets SMDH

    • Suthenboy

      In this case…yeah, they might. It is common for bats to have rabies and the stake are high. If you have contact with a bat in any way, get the shots.
      “…almost always fatal.” ? As in 100%?
      Dying of rabies is the most horrible thing you can imagine. It is worse than anything you have seen in a horror movie.
      If tested positiive and was showing symptoms I would immediately kill myself.

      Get the shots.

      • (((Jarflax

        Simply being around bats does not pose any risk of rabies. It takes a bite, or the equivalent of a bite in terms of direct contact between an open wound or mucous membrane with fresh bodily fluids or brain tissue of an infected animal. If you get bit get the shots. If a bat is in your attic, well welcome to the club, that is something that almost certainly has happened to everyone you know at some point, whether they realized it or not.

    • Chafed

      But NPR is so fair and unbiased.

    • Threedoor

      The new inflation calculations do not count energy or food prices, because…

  35. The Late P Brooks

    There are no plans to exterminate the bats, Grand Teton National Park spokesperson Emily Davis said. Devices fitted to the building were keeping the bats from getting back in after flying out in pursuit of insects to eat, they said.

    AI facial recognition technology.

    • Fourscore

      Back in my youth, on the farm, bats were not uncommon in my bedroom in the summer. I had a tennis racket under my bed. Occasionally I’d wake up, hear the bat flying around. Turn on the light, get my racket. Usually it was several misses before I drove a forehand that blasted the bat, whomp, into the chimney. I can’t remember my record but somehow 4 sticks in my memory as a single night’s total.

      Then back to sleep.

      • Common Tater

        I had the same thing. Except I ignored them. They don’t bite people, and eat mosquitos that do bite.

      • Threedoor

        Batman

  36. The Late P Brooks

    More stunning insights

    Apassive-aggressive form of management is making headlines: quiet firing, the practice where bosses make working conditions so unpleasant for an unwanted employee that the person leaves on their own accord.

    It’s not a new maneuver, but it does seem to be growing in popularity. In a 2025 HRTech survey of over 1,000 U.S. managers, 53% admit to using quiet firing tactics. And a 2022 LinkedIn survey found that nearly half of 20,000 respondents had experienced it in the workplace.

    The sinister part of this technique is that it plays on people’s fears and doubts without getting concrete feedback. Employees are left to wonder if they are imagining slights, if they are being too sensitive, which puts layers of stress on an already stressful situation.

    “[T]he hope is that you will eventually quit,” Jason Walker, Psy.D., Ph.D., the program director and an associate professor of Industrial-Organizational and Applied Psychology at Adler University, told USA Today.

    Be nicer to that person who makes life miserable for everybody else. Promote him. Cater to his special needs.

    • rhywun

      It’s not a new maneuver

      No shit?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Why would you try to get your problem child to quit on her own, instead of going through some minefield HR firing process?

    • Sensei

      In a shitty company. Better companies realize that poisons good employees.

      The current trend is to give a choice of a package instead of a PIP. Really it’s cheaper to just pay them to leave and healthier for the employee and the coworkers.

    • juris imprudent

      I found a problem child a job with another company, closer to his home so it would reduce his commute.

  38. Common Tater

    “Last month, the Department of Justice’s response to the Jeffrey Epstein saga culminated in an incredibly bizarre move: The Federal Bureau of Prisons transferred a convicted sex offender to a minimum security prison. The special treatment given by the Trump administration to Ghislaine Maxwell is a travesty of justice. It also suggests only one conclusion: A rotten deal between Trump’s DOJ and Epstein’s accomplice to keep quiet in exchange for preferential treatment…..

    Maxwell reportedly told Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern. Assuming that this is all Maxwell said, it is a very limited statement. It does not extend to a myriad of things Maxwell might have known about what Trump did but that were not done in her presence. This statement certainly does not rule out the possibility that Maxwell may have some leverage over Trump. The DOJ is certainly acting as though she does.”

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/08/trump-pardon-ghislaine-maxwell-jeffrey-epstein-friend.html

    Only one conclusion!

    • rhywun

      The walls are closing in!

    • WTF

      Jesus Christ, if there was anything that was damaging to Trump, Biden would have released it.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of The Grid, I saw an article (don’t remember where) extolling the superior virtues of the Chinese approach to… everything. Infrastructure, industrial policy, the whole shebang. They will bury us.

    • Akira

      I’ve seen Lefty rags for years idolizing how China “just gets things done”. I’ve tried to tell people that the cons always outweigh the pros when a government is structured in such a way that it can do whatever it wants on a dime, but they come back with “but China has clean and efficient high speed rail!!”

      Things China also “just gets done”: Ethnic concentration camps! Yay!

      • (((Jarflax

        Making trains run on time is worth a few death camps right?

      • juris imprudent

        I’ve found that confronting lefties with their love of trains puts them in the same class of people as rabid sports fans (who want the public to fund the new stadium) has a very quieting effect.

      • rhywun

        Plagued by shoddy construction and messy accidents also yay!

      • Nephilium

        You act like the progressives don’t want the camps here…

      • Threedoor

        A former buddy of mine (ghosted on the friendship seven years ago) is a massive government ‘infrastructure advocate.’ Loves trains, wants total govt healthcare, public trans.

        I’m trying to remember the last conversation I had with him. I may have dropped if you like Medicaid for all you’d love the VA.

    • Threedoor

      They will bury us.
      In tofu dregs.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    STEVE SMITH SHOW JOURNALIST MEANING OF INNUENDO.

    • rhywun

      lol

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Simply being around bats does not pose any risk of rabies.

    This. You don’t necessarily want them in your attic, but people have been building bat condos to attract them for mosquito control for a long time.