Sunday Morning Return of the Son Links

by | Aug 10, 2025 | Daily Links | 193 comments

My dog is actually significantly larger than this.

My young ‘un came in from Las Vegas this past week to spend a few days here, meet his new nephew, and try the Old Guy’s cooking. My absence in comments this morning is attributable to me running him up to Buffalo for an early flight out. He’s grown into a tall and rangy lad, hard working, quiet, and unfailingly polite. I have no idea where I went wrong.

Birthdays today include the king of frankenfood; a guy who tried to be a worse president than Wilson and almost succeeded; a guy who will be forever remembered for an oil can; a guy who should have been a lawyer; a guy who probably never played a Les Paul; a guy who should have been in Rocky; a guy who actually wanted to see the sausage being made; the reason that the Indians will never win a World Series; and a guy who always pisses people off when I use him in Old Guy Music.

Something else that pisses people off is Links.

“I don’t understand economics but I do understand Team.”

Apparently, a 200 year old tradition just started 15 years ago.

This story is worth it just for the Congresschimp’s name.

“Everything will be great if we pretend that things are completely different than they are.”

“You failed to use the word ‘perfidious.'”

And you failed to implement the OMWC Plan: leave, allow them to have any “government” that results, let them do whatever they want with their Egypt and sea borders, and announce that the second rockets start flying, you’ll level the entire region immediately and without remorse. Then do it, and do it quickly. This is the Middle East, not Canada.

ADA is, of course, a complete scam, but it’s amusing to see government officials huffing that it doesn’t apply to them.

Just curious if he bought his cuck chair at Ikea. I mean, she has made her living at complaining about him publicly for over two decades.

This band was a favorite of the ’60s people who would today be called hipsters. The Old Guy was one of them. Sadly, they are largely forgotten today. Nonetheless, this tune has been much imitated.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

193 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    I’m sure he played other brands of guitar.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      Kauffman had invented the “Vibrola” tailpiece, a precursor to the later vibrato tailpiece

      Fender is probably most responsible for confusing Americans by calling his vibrato tailpiece a “tremelo.”

      This comes in for a solid second place on the sad semantics scoreboard after the chastity/celibacy commingling.

      It must be admitted at this point that the entire point of language is to destroy original clarity in favor of contemporary ignorance.

  2. Common Tater

    “Rep. Ralph Norman (R-S.C.) acknowledged that the public is seeing higher prices as a result of tariffs imposed by President Trump, but argued the trade overhaul is “for the good of the country.”

    I agree it’s not good to depend on other countries for critical things.

    • juris imprudent

      Why do I always want to beat some sense into a person telling me “this is for your own good”?

      • R C Dean

        Nobody said it was for your own good.

    • rhywun

      But critical things are dirty and Gaia prefers the pollution over there instead of over us.

  3. juris imprudent

    the king of frankenfood

    Happy Birthday George A. Hormel!

    • juris imprudent

      when I use him in Old Guy Music

      Happy Birthday Jaco Pastorius!

      • Ted S.

        Happy birthday Rick Astley!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Happy birthday every 60s musician.

    • DrOtto

      Literally, Hormel had a hot dog called the Frank’n’stuff that was filled with chili or cheese. They were fantastic.

  4. Tres Cool

    When I 1st saw “Mobile court room” I pictured a judge in the back of a box truck.

  5. Pat

    Hope the reunion was pleasant. While lesser known, the return of the prodigal Mack is also inspiring.

    • Timeloose

      That is my favorite R&B song of the late 90’s.

  6. Pat

    a guy who tried to be a worse president than Wilson and almost succeeded

    Happy birthday Franklin Roosevelt?

    • Pat

      a guy who probably never played a Les Paul

      Happy birthday Bill Evans?

    • Pat

      a guy who actually wanted to see the sausage being made

      Happy birthday Joe Metheny?

  7. Ted S.

    Birthdays today include the king of frankenfood

    Happy birthday Michael Jacobson!

  8. juris imprudent

    Apparently, a 200 year old tradition just started 15 years ago.

    Gerry was an early Democrat, so of course it is all the fault of Republicans!

    • rhywun

      A short history of the Republican redistricting scheme

      LOL didn’t even make it past the headline.

      Never change, The Guardian.

  9. juris imprudent

    complaining about him publicly

    I thought we didn’t kink shame?

    • Suthenboy

      Why would you think that?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      We do if they use ikea cuck chair.

    • Ted S.

      Tell us your kink and we’ll tell you if you should be shamed for it.

  10. Common Tater

    ““Everything will be great if we pretend that things are completely different than they are.””

    I hate this new style of writing. Get to the point asshole.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I am very annoyed by the seemingly recent overuse of the word “sit”, especially in sports. Examples:

      “He was sitting spin” = “He was waiting for a curveball”

      “His fastball sat 94” = “His fastball averaged 94 MPH”

      “I sit in the [city name] office” = “I work in the [city name] office”

      Shut the F up and go eat your avocado toast, effing millennial hipsters.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Also, the recent trend for article headlines to begin with the words “How” or “Why”, as if I’m such a drooling moron I need a journalist to explain it to me.

      • Pat

        Also, the recent trend for article headlines to begin with the words “How” or “Why”, as if I’m such a drooling moron I need a journalist to explain it to me.

        Ahh, the classic Voxsplaining.

      • Common Tater

        I think the word “set” has more definitions than any word in English.

      • Sensei

        MSM feels compelled to use clickbait headlines now. Also the line between news and “analysis” is now nonexistent.

        Combine the two and headlines like you describe are the result.

      • Ted S.

        Here’s why that matters.

      • Pat

        Btw, that’s not for the benefit of you, the reader. It’s so that the midwit J school graduate who wrote a “wet streets cause rain” piece based on Wikipedia summaries can feel smugly superior. The readers are supposed to assume they are also part of the elect, and the headline is directed in absentia at the flyover country peons who are too stupid to understand. Think: people who watch John Oliver.

      • Ted S.

        People watch John Oliver?

      • Suthenboy

        The how/why is a hook.

        “There is something you really, really want to know so I am going to flap my fucking gums for half an hour getting the hook in deeper so you will pay me to find out what it is. Now, Edith Shmedith was born in….”

        When I hear ‘so and so was born in’ I immediately close out the page.

      • Gender Traitor

        “I sit in the [city name] office” = “I work in the [city name] office”

        Millennial hipster, you say? He probably really does just sit and doesn’t work.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Foresooth, and verily.

      • Cunctator

        —“I think the word “set” has more definitions than any word in English.”—

        The word you are looking for is “run”

      • Common Tater

        “The word you are looking for is “run””

        No it isn’t. That’s merely a prediction for future dictionaries that might not ever exist.

      • Cunctator

        —“No it isn’t.”—

        Yes it is.

    • Ted S.

      Nobody asks Hamas what their “day after” plan is.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Get with 72 virgins!

      • Suthenboy

        First, kill all Jews. Second, kill all Americans. Third, kill all infidels. Fourth kill all…..

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That’s because everyone knows that the plan is dead Jews, and that is how it ends.

      • DrOtto

        Suthen – as long as you’re not Jewish, you’ll have a chance to convert. Just do that and everything will be peachy. And as long as you aren’t part of any of the other out groups the religion of peace doesn’t like. Like the Queers for Palestine might want to lose all of that queerness, that may result in some tension.

    • rhywun

      Yep, I tapped out after a paragraph or so.

      I was waiting for it to state something obvious like “Israel is fighting the world” or “Israel would be fucking stupid to allow itself to be continued to be surrounded by terrorists aimed at its destruction” but nope.

  11. Pat

    Extreme GOP gerrymanders have remade American politics over the last 15 years.

    How dare those partisan extremists upend such shining beacons of neutrality as Jack Murtha’s district 12 in PA.

    • juris imprudent

      CA’s 51st district when I lived there was Imperial county and parts of SD county (along the Mexican border). You could not drive from one end to the other as there was no road within parts connecting east and west.

      • Threedoor

        Redistricting done by people that don’t care about geography.

    • Drake

      NJ District 5 went from Republican Freedom Caucus member Scott Garrett to being attached to Bergen County and just enough liberals to ensure it’s a safe Dem seat forever.
      https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/NJ/5

  12. Common Tater

    “MOBILE, Ala. ”

    I was hoping it was a courtroom on wheels.

    • Common Tater

      “All of a sudden he’s telling me I have to take the dog out even though the dog is assisting me in giving clear and concise testimony”

      He passed the bar and everything.

      • Fourscore

        “I was talking to the dog”

  13. Pat

    Among the jobs slated for elimination, 52 are faculty or administration staff, and among those, 19 are filled, it said. The cuts were required, because the academy was facing a $10 million shortfall for civilian pay.

    How can the Air Force Academy possibly be expected to scrape by with 50 fewer civilian administrators?

    Also, not for nothing, but if you’ve got that many civilian employees, maybe just privatize the academy and contract with it for the naming rights?

    • juris imprudent

      How many faculty versus how many administrative?

    • Ozymandias

      There’s a reason we used to mockingly call the Air Force “USAF, Inc.”

      • Sensei

        Something tells me the Space Force says, “hold my beer” here.

      • Ted S.

        I’m sure the Army, Navy, and Marines are so much better.

      • slumbrew

        There’s gotta be any number of jokes about the Marines not having a (dedicated) service academy.

      • juris imprudent

        The Marines tend to do better, because they are chronically impoverished, being the step-children of the Navy.

      • Threedoor

        Do support to combat arms ratios

        All branches are massively overstaffed.

    • Pat

      We need commonsense vaccine control.

    • Sean

      Obviously.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Steve Martin?

      • slumbrew

        M. Emmet Walsh, really.

  14. Grumbletarian

    a guy who will be forever remembered for an oil can

    Happy Birthday, Dennis Ray Boyd?

    • Grumbletarian

      sunuva…

  15. Ozymandias

    “a guy who should have been in Rocky” – When I was a young ‘un, I wasn’t allowed to watch it at home, but I absolutely loved “The Rockford Files” when I could catch an episode at our (older) cousins’ house. Part of it was the relationship b/w Rockford and his dad; a bigger part was just how cool James Garner was.
    I think I’m going to rewatch that whole series now. Gotta see where I can find it.
    (I also like the slightly apocryphal story of how Garner told Bronson to quit welching on a bet and backed down Bronson).

    • Common Tater

      Curious why you weren’t allowed to watch it at home?

      • Ozymandias

        I was pretty young back then (5 in late-1974 when it came out) and I think Dad probably thought it wasn’t age appropriate. (Parenting was a thing back then). It may also have aired past my bedtime.
        But we visited older cousins a lot and I would get to watch it with them while our parents played cards.

    • Sensei

      Somewhere on the youtubes is a video of a guy with one of the screen used Firebirds. From memory it might be with Leno.

      They actually updated it as GM released new model years for the cars used in the show.

      • Common Tater

        It was Leno, and the guy had one of the sound cars.

    • Ted S.

      It’s on Get TV, which is one of the digital sub-channels that may be in your area.

      • rhywun

        Supposedly available in my market but nowhere to be found on cable. I thought all broadcast channels were supposed to be present but apparently not.

    • DrOtto

      Ditto, I bought the series on DVD during the pandemic. Did not disappoint. Although when I was young, dad did let me watch it in syndication when I was about 8 or 9.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Our late lamented Wonder Dog was obsessed with that show- she loved the car chases. If the TV was on, as soon as the theme would play, she’d come running into the living room to sit in front of the set and wait for her favorite part.

  16. Suthenboy

    Morning all. I dont know why everyone gives Nestle grief. The guy gave chocolate to the masses. He is a hero.

    • Ozymandias

      He gave *shitty* chocolate to the masses, but yes.

      • juris imprudent

        The masses never get the good stuff, ever.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Yes. Communion wine is awful.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Is there any other kind?

  17. Common Tater

    “A 2-year-old missing Oklahoma girl allegedly suffered a nightmare of abuse at the hands of her parents, who shot her with a BB gun, beat her with a paddle that had “The Last Resort” written on it and finally sold her to a meth dealer, according to local reports.

    Ashley Ceejay Rowland, 39, and her boyfriend Joshua Denton, 40, were arrested on Aug. 5 in connection to the abuse against their poor tot London Kerr, who was last seen in the arms of the mother’s methamphetamine dealer in 2022, according to The Oklahoman.

    Rowland confessed to police that she gave the poor child to a man identified as “Carlos” in exchange for drugs, the report stated. That man claimed that he was going to travel to Mexico with the child.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/09/us-news/missing-oklahoma-child-london-kerr-sold-to-meth-dealer-by-mom-who-had-abused-her-with-paddle-and-bb-gun-report/

    Top notch parenting.

    • juris imprudent

      We would solve so many more problems licensing procreation instead of guns.

      • Homple

        “Three generations of imbeciles is enough.”

      • slumbrew

        Your women, I wish to buy them.

    • R C Dean

      And (some of) you people are opposed to the death penalty.

      • slumbrew

        I’m not, I just don’t have faith in the government to not constantly fuck up the, uh, execution of it.

      • Ted S.

        Just guillotining.

      • DrOtto

        These are the cases that have me conflicted on the issue.

    • Sensei

      Twice the earning power?

      • Fourscore

        “Buy one, get one free”

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Just the tips.

    • juris imprudent

      Tell me she made double what any other woman made.

      • juris imprudent

        But still less than a man, right?

      • Sensei

        She lacked something.

      • slumbrew

        A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve got five penises”…

      • Tres Cool

        …his pants fit like a glove

    • Pat

      You know how people look back at things like traveling freak shows and recoil in disgust while assuring themselves they’re infinitely more civilized than those cretins of a bygone era? I wonder if people in 50 years will look back that way at idiotic shit like this, or if they’ll be chuckling about how puritanical society used to be as they get ready to watch the geek eat the chicken heads on their VR livestream…

    • Suthenboy

      Ugh. Now I know that there is a woman with two vaginas who has an OF page. I did not need to know this. Maybe she can also get a gig advertising for double mint gum.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      God hates ‘Sconies, it is known.

      • Pat

        It’s always kind of boggled my mind that adventurers and explorers crossed vast oceans in wooden ships, then trekked across a continent with no roads, by horseback, wagon train, or boat, fighting off wild animals and hostile natives along the way, surviving on whatever wild game could be caught on the journey, and eventually stopped in the middle of the Great Plains and went “Here it is: paradise! Plant the flag.”

      • Suthenboy

        Pat, no one ever migrated to get somewhere. People migrate to get away from other people.

  18. Threedoor

    The fake ‘service dog’ should stay at home.

    I’ve seen plenty of dog fights at Home Depot.

    Leave your mutt in the car if you insist at taking it with you places.

    • R C Dean

      Were the dog fights the organized kind, with betting?

      • Threedoor

        I’d go to those intentionally.

      • DrOtto

        Drive down FM 812 in Travis and Bastrop County on a Sunday morning and you can see the discarded remains of the losers of those dogfights. The Mexicans love that shit and everyone turns a blind eye because of “cultural differences” or something.

  19. Common Tater

    “Trump escalates his racist attacks on Black Americans

    First, he accused former President Barack Obama of “treasonous” behavior for launching an investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election…..

    Last week, Trump targeted Beyoncé, Oprah Winfrey, Al Sharpton and others with claims they were part of a conspiracy in which they were paid to endorse his rival, former Vice President Kamala Harris, in the 2024 election.”

    https://www.salon.com/2025/08/09/trump-escalates-his-racist-attacks-on-black-americans/

    Criticizing black people is racist.

      • juris imprudent

        How can economics possibly explain why those groups who fare worst under a would-be dictator’s economic policies are precisely the ones who support him most strongly?

        Marxist, or Chicago School?

      • juris imprudent

        Interesting – the guy should be more than what he is, which is a sad excuse for an establishment apologist.

      • Threedoor

        I like the part where they say the U.S. didn’t slide into a dictatorship in the 30s.

    • Pat

      claims they were part of a conspiracy in which they were paid to endorse his rival

      I mean… the campaign transparently paid for celebrity endorsements. It wasn’t a secret.

      Obama really did launch a political witch hunt against a political rival during an election in order to tip the scales toward his party. It wasn’t a secret.

      I thought we were well past both the “it’s not happening” and “it’s happening and that’s a good thing” phases, and firmly in the WDATPDIM phase.

    • rhywun

      I can’t even hate-read stupid shit like Salon or Guardian anymore. I don’t how some of you people do it.

  20. Q Continuum

    Slutty Sunday babes are gorgeous but probably not work 38 years of bullshit like that guy had to put up with.

    https://archive.is/Ngm7F

    • Pat

      A lot to appreciate there. It could be my unusual fondness for numbers divisible by 3, but 9, 18, 27 and 36 are all worth of a 9.

      • Common Tater

        For some reason on my browser they are never numbered?

      • (((Jarflax

        They aren’t numbered. Glibs are sufficiently autistic to count anything, even while in their bunks.

      • (((Jarflax

        Also, number four would skip the bunny and just boil the whole family judging by the eyes.

      • Pat

        Glibs are sufficiently autistic to count anything, even while in their bunks.

        This guy gets it.

    • Threedoor

      That’s amazing.
      Contradiction of the headline in the tag line.

      • Suthenboy

        And still ignoring what is really happening: This https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovebug is outcompeting the native fire flies.
        Also wikipedia, that is not love. They are just fucking. They are fuck bugs.

        The global warming scam is so very tiresome.

      • Suthenboy

        Is that a new one for you? Where are you? I ask because those things are a plague here along the gulf coast.
        Now that I think of it….I haven’t seen any this year. Usually ever car in Louisiana is completely plastered with those things.
        As mentioned by a few here before I still haven’t seen any mosquitoes either.

      • Threedoor

        Suthen, Idaho.

        I spent 2004-10 in the south. Mostly KY/TN.

        It’s a different world there weather and fauna wise.

        I’ll never forget the first time I saw fire flies. Magical.

    • Old Man With Candy

      My back yard begs to differ.

    • Fourscore

      Minnesoda without mosquitoes this year is a benefit of climate change. Don’t tell the snow birds though, we don’t want ’em back. Snowbirds nor mosquitoes

  21. Common Tater

    update

    “Six suspects have been indicted on charges related to a violent attack on two people in downtown Cincinnati, Ohio, that occurred late July. The six suspects are facing eight charges each: three counts of felonious assault, three counts of assault, and two counts of aggravated riot.

    If convicted on all counts, each suspect faces nearly 30 years in prison, per WLWT5. In announcing the indictments, Hamilton County Prosecutor Connie Pillich said, “What I saw on video is not the Cincinnati I know and love. These charges hold those involved in the attack accountable.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/six-suspects-indicted-on-assault-aggravated-riot-charges-over-brutal-cincinnati-mob-beating

    • Suthenboy

      Nice try. Turd polishing isn’t going to help. We have a mayor and police chief who said on the record that whitey got what they deserved. At the time only two cops showed up and did not take any names or arrest anyone. The cops were shockingly indifferent.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe if I knew or cared who the Applegates were…

    • Suthenboy

      This. I have no idea who those people are and dont care.

  23. Common Tater

    “Sen. Scott’s office explained in a press release, “This bill targets an alarming threat posed by high-wattage smart devices produced or controlled by foreign adversaries like Communist China. These seemingly benign internet-connected appliances, such as smart ovens, EV chargers, and laundry appliances, can come with embedded software controlled by Chinese Communist Party (CCP) affiliated companies – giving Communist China a potential avenue to infiltrate and disrupt America’s electric grid.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/sen-rick-scott-introduces-protect-grid-act-counter/

    Sounds far-fetched, but so does a wifi refrigerator.

    • Suthenboy

      So does Hamas being devastated by pagers.

      • Common Tater

        Hezbollah

      • Suthenboy

        Oh yeah…Hezbollah.
        Insert ‘They all look alike’ joke?

      • Common Tater

        As far as I can tell, they are both mostly funded by Iran.

      • rhywun

        The only difference seems to be from where they launch their terrorism.

    • Sensei

      The EV charger part is ridiculous, the oven and dryer part has some credibility, but the whole thing a tempest in a teapot.

      • rhywun

        No idea. They are absolutely planning it, of that I am certain.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Booboo

    After Lions safety Morice Norris was taken off the field in an ambulance early in the fourth quarter of Friday’s preseason game in Atlanta, Falcons coach Raheem Morris spoke with Lions coach Dan Campbell, and they both agreed to stop playing.

    Morris said after the game that he and Campbell talked on the field in the aftermath of Norris’s injury and felt that out of respect for Norris and his family, it would be best not to play anymore. So the Falcons took one snap with 14:31 remaining in the fourth quarter and all the players on the field just stood together and let the clock run out.

    /em>

    I hope they all held hands and had a good cry. Maybe people will start throwing rubber pussies on the field at NFL games.

    A guy got killed at Bonneville (~280mph) a few days ago and they didn’t all pack up and go home.

    • Suthenboy

      I hope that ambulance comes back for your link.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I fucked that one up good. Needs more coffee.

    Booboo

    After Lions safety Morice Norris was taken off the field in an ambulance early in the fourth quarter of Friday’s preseason game in Atlanta, Falcons coach Raheem Morris spoke with Lions coach Dan Campbell, and they both agreed to stop playing.

    Morris said after the game that he and Campbell talked on the field in the aftermath of Norris’s injury and felt that out of respect for Norris and his family, it would be best not to play anymore. So the Falcons took one snap with 14:31 remaining in the fourth quarter and all the players on the field just stood together and let the clock run out.

    I hope they all held hands and had a good cry. Maybe people will start throwing rubber pussies on the field at NFL games.

    A guy got killed at Bonneville (~280mph) a few days ago and they didn’t all pack up and go home.

    • Suthenboy

      Apparently it did.

  26. Common Tater

    “Republican political activist Laura Loomer used a racially charged term to insult Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) in a post on social media this week.

    On Thursday, the far-right activist quoted a post on X that referenced Crockett’s alleged treatment of her staff. Loomer then took it as an opening to hurl her own set of insults.

    “Why are people surprised?” Loomer asked. “This is typical DEI Shaniqua behavior.””

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/laura-loomer-jasmine-crockett-racially-charged-term_n_6897a03ae4b0e3a604531f55

    LOL

    • juris imprudent

      I can’t think of two people who deserve each other more.

    • Suthenboy

      Two clown acts doing a hell of a job of distracting people. It is all theater.

      • (((Jarflax

        Shaquiqui is my preference.

    • Pat

      racially charged term

      It’s… literally a name.

      • Threedoor

        One thirty years ago you would expect to have been mad up for a roll playing game.

      • Suthenboy

        Yes Pat, I t is. It is also culturally very significant. When I grew up the stereotype names for blacks were Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and other founders and abolitionists. You know, the people who actually fought to end slavery. The left has nudged them away from assimilation to the point where they are taking African or African-sounding names for their children.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Ok Karen

    • Suthenboy

      I do remember from my childhood that a neighbor Apache woman in Christmas, AZ named her baby Gonorrhea because she thought the word is pretty. I suppose it kinda is.

      • (((Jarflax

        John Ross had a similar thing in Unintended Consequences.

  27. Common Tater

    “As a mom, I’ve listened, learned and connected with experts and other families on this journey. And as both a parent and a medical professional, I’ve sought out facts — not fear. Here’s what I’ve found:

    Puberty blockers? Fully reversible.

    Cross-hormones? Prescribed with great care and only under close medical supervision — typically not until adolescence, following well-established feminizing and masculinizing hormone therapy protocols.

    Surgery for minors? Exceptionally rare.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trans-daughter-child-psychiatrist_n_68934611e4b044af87acd946

    Complete horseshit.

    • Threedoor

      A head shrinker having a mentally abused child.

      Shocked.

    • Suthenboy

      Josef Mengele is howling with laughter in hell.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I thought it was supposed to be a secret

    At first, the memes flew fast and furious. The WNBA’s largely LGBTQ+ fanbase was quick to claim the prank as being by and for their community, and emblematic of just how queer the culture of the league is. Some players even joined in on the jokes, with Sydney Colson, an Indiana Fever point guard, tweeting, “Sorry I did NOT mean to throw that so far y’all,” and Kierstan Bell, a guard for the Las Vegas Aces, adding, “Damn how my sh– get there.”

    But as the objects kept coming, it got less and less funny.

    As someone who writes about the intersection of sports and LGBTQ+ culture, I’ve been watching the story unfold but hesitated to write anything about it because there was a nagging question I couldn’t shake, one that would determine exactly how I felt about this story: Who was throwing the sex toys?

    To be clear, I don’t think it was a funny prank regardless of who was doing the throwing, as it both sexualizes and endangers athletes while they are at work. But the dynamic of power is wildly different between queer women fans of the WNBA throwing sex toys onto the court, and men throwing sexual objects at a women’s sporting event

    So existential anguish.

    • Common Tater

      “As someone who writes about the intersection of sports and LGBTQ+ culture”

      That’s like writing about black people in the Winter Olympics.

      • (((Jarflax

        The intersection happens 90% at the L, with the remaining 10% being in Men’s figure skating.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    A man throwing a sex toy shaped like a male anatomy at a women’s sporting event is perpetuating rape culture, plain and simple.

    “This has been going on for centuries, the sexualization of women,” Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve told the media earlier this week. “This is the latest version of that. And it’s not funny.”

    I’m pretty sure women have been willing participants in this “sexualization” business, for the most part.

    • Suthenboy

      ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz snort ZZZZZZzzzzz….Whut? Huh? Was someone talking?

    • (((Jarflax

      You would have to be one HELL of an athlete to rape someone by throwing a dildo from the stands. Like Nolan Ryan arm, with Tom Glavine aim level.

    • Fourscore

      Widow ladies show up at the post office with their nice hair and make up.

    • Akira

      “This has been going on for centuries, the sexualization of women,”

      Yep, the idea of women as sexythings was just invented a few centuries ago. Men were sitting around one day and decided it would be fun to develop sexual attraction to women and then act on it.

  30. Common Tater

    TW:TOS

    “Consider the case of M.A.R., a Cuban man who came to the United States legally in 2024. He was a political dissident in Cuba, as outlined in a recent ruling from the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, where he faced “threats, harassment, and retaliation from Cuban authorities” for his views. After arriving at the border, he was granted humanitarian parole, obtained a work authorization, and married a U.S. citizen. He has no criminal record.

    But when M.A.R. attended an immigration hearing in May of this year, he was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers directly afterward, even though he had met the legal obligations of his parole and his case had not been dismissed at the hearing. He soon found out, according to his attorney, that the government would subject him to expedited removal—a fast-track proceeding with a much less robust process, including no hearing in front of a judge.”

    https://reason.com/2025/08/08/they-fled-socialism-and-came-to-the-u-s-legally-now-the-trump-administration-is-trying-to-deport-them/

    That is not going to help Republicans.

    • Suthenboy

      Something is missing from that story. Also, I thought we had a blanket ‘one toe’ policy for Cubans? What happened to that?

      • Common Tater

        I don’t know what’s missing?

        The history Cuban immigration policy is very complicated.

      • Suthenboy

        I dont either that is why I said that. I just get the strong feeling from the way that is written that they left something out.
        I remember Gonzales also.

    • Threedoor

      I’m old enough to remember Elion Gonzales.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    NYT headline:

    “CDC workers say shooting manifests worst fears about anger from public”

    Unfortunately this so called public anger has proven to be sadly impotent.

    • Suthenboy

      They think the public is angry with them? Why would they think that? Have they done something lately that ruffled peoples feathers? I cant think what it could be.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of religious crackpots

    Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is a fan of a Christian nationalist pastor who believes women should no longer be allowed to vote.

    On Thursday, Hegseth, who oversees the US military, reposted a CNN video on the social media site X about Doug Wilson, co-founder of the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches. The video notes that Wilson views women as subservient to men and says that in his ideal Christian society, they would not be able to cast ballots.

    Hegseth, according to the clip, is one of Wilson’s parishioners. He “very much appreciates many of Mr. Wilson’s writings and teachings,” Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said Friday when asked about the secretary’s repost.

    Barefoot and pregnant. That’s how we like ’em. And quiet.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nekkid making me sammichs, much better than pregnant,
      Fewer brats

    • Common Tater

      So you have both a breeding and foot fetish?

    • Threedoor

      I live south of Wilson’s church about 45 miles.

      The local college atheist set hates him.

      They have a lot of slander but never post quotes of his.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    These “jokes” and casual comments could have serious consequences. In April, the House passed the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, or SAVE Act, which would require voters to prove their citizenship with documents like a birth certificate or a US passport. Critics worry the change, if passed by the Senate, would block many married women from voting—because tens of millions of women don’t have birth certificates that match the surnames they adopted from their spouses, and more than half of Americans don’t have a passport. “This voter suppression bill will disenfranchise millions of voters, especially married women,” warned Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota in a social media post in April.

    Mercy me. There is absolutely no solution for this problem. We’re sunk.

    • Common Tater

      If you marry your brother, don’t you have the same surname?

  34. Common Tater

    “And they’re still failing to do so now. Go ask an ordinary voter, someone not glued to MSNBC, not hanging out on liberal TikTok, someone who maybe voted for Biden once but sat out 2024, for the Democratic stance on immigration. What’s the platform? What’s the plan? Normies can’t tell you. I can’t tell you, as a political obsessive whose livelihood requires me to keep track of partisan politics. Because there isn’t a plan. There’s no theoretical bill to rally around and no framework to base such a bill on. Isn’t that. . . strange?”

    https://www.thefp.com/p/the-democrats-have-no-immigration-plan

    No one ever has a plan. GWB tried to have a plan and failed.

    • Suthenboy

      It would take a knowledgeable person five minutes to outline a reasonable plan with no fuckery in it, wouldn’t it? They aren’t going to do that are they?
      They aren’t going to do it because fuckery is what they want.

    • R C Dean

      They absolutely have a plan. Win the Presidency, and open the border again by executive fiat. Just like under Biden.