334 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    HBD 🙂

    • Pat

      Hear, hear

    • PieInTheSky

      Human biodiversity?

    • bacon-magic

      HBD Sloopy!

  2. Common Tater

    $5K seems a bit much.

    • Common Tater

      “Countries with the highest visa overstay rates in 2023 include Chad”

      But not the Virgin Islands?

      • Pat

        icwutudidthar

    • Not Adahn

      *prices of human smugglers increases by $5k*

      • Common Tater

        Smugglers don’t use visas.

      • Not Adahn

        *prices of “college education” increase by $5k*

      • (((Jarflax

        Smugglers don’t use visas.
        Obviously

        One Kilo of cocaine in Columbia: $12,500
        First class airfare to the US from Bogota: $1750
        Balloons and string for transporting ass cocaine: $2.47
        Becoming a drug kingpin in Miami: Priceless

        There are some things that money can’t buy, for everything else there’s Mastercard

  3. juris imprudent

    It will be amusing if the grand jury doesn’t return charges, since so many are so sure that’s going to happen.

    • AlexinCT

      What if they do?

      • juris imprudent

        Then we’ll see if the prosecutor can convince a jury.

      • AlexinCT

        Now we talking…

        I have a dream….

        Hillary or Barack makes my vanity license plates!!

  4. juris imprudent

    Texas Republicans are just rolling in stupid these days, aren’t they?

    • UnCivilServant

      Why? Because the Texas constitution inclues clauses for the arrest of legislators who flee their duties?

      • Nephilium

        I would say that redistricting in the middle of a census cycle is the stupid thing here.

      • juris imprudent

        Because they want to do the mid-cycle redistricting, and Cornyn’s proposed legislation. Abbott’s posturing is Olbermann-esque – dramatic squirrel shit.

      • Pat

        Because they want to do the mid-cycle redistricting

        And right when the Dems were on the cusp of flipping the state blue, too. Diabolical.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, kindly point to where it says “Thou shalt only redistrict in Census years” with regards to Texas.

        “Oh no, the sacred 2020 lines!”

      • Swiss Servator

        “Because they want to do the mid-cycle redistricting”

        *Laughs in Illinoisian*

      • juris imprudent

        kindly point to where it says

        We should have Congressional districts at all. Show me that. We could have proportional representation from each state, every election, without any Constitutional issue. By god, THEN we’d have fair representation, right?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s nonsense JI. That would formally bake political parties into the consitution. Parties should be banned as treason.

      • juris imprudent

        Jesus UCS, parties are inevitable and protected – 1st Amdt: freedom of association and speech.

      • UnCivilServant

        Freedom of association has been a dead letter since public accommodation laws were allowed to stand.

        And they can still say whatever they want, they just have to stand as an individual candidate.

  5. Rat on a train

    The host, who is listed as a “superhost” on Airbnb, did not respond to requests for comment. Airbnb has warned him that he violated the platform’s terms and could face removal if another similar report arises.
    You get one case of fraud on our platform. Don’t do it again.

    • Common Tater

      That surprised me too.

      • R.J.

        I couldn’t make heads nor tails of that image. And I hate reading. Did that article finally say what was damaged?

      • Rat on a train

        cracked coffee table and alleging that she had stained a mattress, damaged a robot vacuum cleaner, a sofa, a microwave, a TV, and an air conditioner

      • slumbrew

        Nothing was damaged – the “host” faked some pictures in including a cracked table but there were two copies of that image and you can see the crack is different in each.

        Attempted fraud.

  6. UnCivilServant

    SCOTUS to Consider Use of Race in Drawing Louisiana Election Map

    The use of race in drawing congressional districts is unconsionable and racist. If I had to give a legal argument I’d say that it is a violation of the equal protection clause. But that’s just me picking something to support my preferred position of banning the use of any data other than the distribution of citizens.

    • WTF

      But, how are POCs supposed to be able to guarantee electing people who look like them unless the districts are racially gerrymandered?
      Because superficial appearance is what really matters.

    • Ted S.

      Bar the Census Bureau from asking about race.

      • WTF

        The constitution says count, not income, sex, race, or any of the other bullshit.

      • AlexinCT

        Bar the Census Bureau from asking about race.

        And have them verify citizenship so they can disqualify those that are not.

        No democrat will win elections anymore outside of criminally corrupt blue cities.

    • rhywun

      But it’s the good kind of racism which acknowledges that all non-whites think alike.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “But it’s the good kind of racism which acknowledges that all non-whites think alike Democrat.”

        Fixed it for you.

      • R C Dean

        I thought the good kind of racism was the kind where whites are the debil.

      • (((Jarflax

        That runs into the problem that a lot of them like the devil. Whites are true evil, Satan is just misunderstood.

      • rhywun

        all non-whites think alike Democrat

        Big 😉

    • Common Tater

      There shouldn’t be any mention of race in any law or public policy. Yet there are all of these government programs that are only for “minorities”.

  7. Common Tater

    “Law Enforcement Tools to Interdict Troubling Investments in Abodes”

    They shouldn’t pass laws targeting one person.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s not – It’ll also get Schiff.

      • Common Tater

        “Texas Republican Sen. John Cornyn is expected to introduce a bill targeting New York Attorney General Letitia James, for allegedly using her position to increase her personal wealth by allegedly committing mortgage fraud.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, but Adam the Pencilneck is accused of the exact same type of fraud.

    • WTF

      Isn’t the fraud that James committed already illegal?

      • Common Tater

        Yes.

      • juris imprudent

        But if we make it MORE illegal, I’ll get lots of campaign contributions!!!

      • DrOtto

        Then put her on double secret probation.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Not pass laws, but trolling is a hard YES!

  8. Common Tater

    “Despite the woman’s explanations and evidence, Airbnb failed to identify the apparent manipulation and ignored her concerns. It was only after the Guardian raised questions about the case that Airbnb reversed its decision. The company ultimately refunded the woman the full cost of her booking, totaling $5,700, and removed a negative review the host had left on her profile.”

    The Guardian did something good.

    • WTF

      Why wasn’t the host charged in a criminal complaint?

      • Common Tater

        If she reported it to the NYPD, would they do anything?

      • UnCivilServant

        Depends, is the accused an illegal?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Or would they use the place to house illegals?

        Seems that would work as punishment.

      • Necron 99

        Or would they use the place to house illegals?

        Seems that would work as punishment.

        Or Section 8 housing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why are you guys suggesting things that punish the property? The property did nothing wrong – punish the human.

    • (((Jarflax

      Why refer to this person as “the host?” This kind of anonymous reporting annoys me. If someone deliberately falsified images to defraud a client, identify them clearly and bring shame upon their house! Blaming the platform for refusing to give the refund or review the case is perfectly fine, that would be their failure, but the underlying fraud was by the host and deserves to be called out far more than the failure to catch it or rectify it by the platform.

      • Nephilium

        Been a while since I used AirBNB, but I believe the host names are hidden, so that AirBNB would need to release it (or the writer would have had to do some research).

      • (((Jarflax

        Property ownership information isn’t that hard to find, two minutes would identify the person, company, or trust on title. I would assume a reporter would be too stupid to be able to get from the identity of the company or trust to the actual ownership, but at least id the company…

      • Nephilium

        (((Jarflax:

        But isn’t that what you worked with for a living?

        Considering the amount of flat out incorrect information I see in reporting about phone systems, computers, and the like, I fully expect anything that even borders on technical/specialized knowledge to be 95% wrong in any news story.

      • (((Jarflax

        I do as well. I do not suffer much Gell Mann Amnesia. I assume they are misunderstanding everything they aren’t lying about. That said, and admitting that yes, this is within my area of practice, it’s not that hard. County Auditor and Recorder information is public information, in almost all urban counties it is available online, either free, or for a nominal charge, and if a news organization does not have some public records search subscription like Been Verified, or a dozen others, they are a joke.

        Ok, more of a joke.

    • AlexinCT

      Someone should link the meme saying that if you are an NGO – a non governmental agency – that went out of business when DOGE cut your USAID or other funding, then you were actually a GO – a governmental agency – and an illegal/criminal enterprise, and all involved needed to do jail time.

    • Pat

      This is probably as close as we’ll get to the level of satisfaction the proles in France and Russia got to briefly experience when they just openly slaughtered their blue bloods.

    • Ted S.

      As I said in the overnight thread, I listen to the sort of foreign broadcaster that back in the day would have been on short-wave. It’s amazing how all of the First World broadcasters consider it axiomatic that NGOs and so-called civil society groups are *the* people to go to to talk policy, and how those groups’ views are the correct ones.

  9. Not Adahn

    https://www.timesunion.com/capitol/article/hochul-declares-war-amid-republican-20800832.php

    Kath declares war on Republicans.

    The purpose of a HoR delegation is to empower Democrats. This is what they actually believe. Representing voters? Fuck that noise. The Tax Cattle are too stupid to know what they want.

    Don’t like aborting babies? You’re not a real NYer.

    Like the Bill of Rights? GTFOOH.

    Actually exercise your rights? Prison.

    • rhywun

      I seem to remember NY already did exactly what she is complaining about TX doing. But she is shameless so no biggie I guess.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s not a whole lot more they can squeeze out of New York. Maybe one. But that will go away when the next Census records the ongoing population drop.

      • Rat on a train

        I remember when Maryland Democrats went crazy gerrymandering and complained they weren’t able to eliminate the one remaining Republican district.

      • Pat

        I was gonna say, what, they’re going to district out both Republicans in the state?

      • Not Adahn

        Ted’s reminded/corrected me about this yesterday. There was a Fed HoR gerrymander that failed, and a State Assembly gerrymander at the same time that succeeded.

      • Ted S.

        NA: Almost. If memory serves, the sequence of events was

        1) Team Blue appointees sabotage “independent” commission, as this sends redistricting to the legislature.
        2) Team Blue legislative supermajority comes up with ridiculous gerrymander.
        3) Judge rejects plan and appoints special master who designs 2022 districts.
        4) Legislature claims this map was only supposed to be used for 2022, requiring them to draw a new map.
        5) New map tweaks districts enough to give at least two of them a plurality of Team Blue voters (IIRC one on Long Island and Rhywun’s district), but not enough to get declared unconstitutional.

        My understanding is that the Assembly and Senate districts are much worse. I’m also surprised they didn’t try to gerrymander Stefanik out of office.

      • rhywun

        If memory serves

        Yeah, mine doesn’t do that so well anymore.

        Also yeah, it’s a bit ridiculous that my district reaches around Albany to give it a handy.

      • Ted S.

        Rhywun: The district used to be worse. It went from Beacon over in Dutchess County, be just narrow enough to get Binghamton (I’m assuming for the lefty SUNY staff), and then be narrow again to snake its way to your lefty college town.

    • AlexinCT

      The democrats are the sadly the party of the failed drama kids that feel a bullshit dramatic performance is better than akshually doing something that actually solves issues.

      • juris imprudent

        No one ever wants to solve issues. You can’t campaign on not having issues to get elected on. In that regard the Republicans are much better liars.

      • AlexinCT

        I have never wanted politicians to solve any issues. I am not retarded. Government is a necessary evil. To be kept small and treated like a redheaded step child to prevent what we have today. All I want are politicians that at a minimum will not create new problems. We have to clean out the problems we have now ourselves.

      • juris imprudent

        I have never wanted politicians to solve any issues.

        That’s nice, you and a handful of people. We aren’t the average voter around here.

  10. Pat

    While several state Democrats appeared at an event in Illinois on Monday, a state that critics argue is heavily gerrymandered itself, other events aimed at fighting against Texas’ redistricting efforts were also held in Albany, Boston and Chicago, according to the press release.

    Federalism being controversial in 2025 is proof positive the Anti-Federalists had it right to begin with.

  11. Rat on a train

    Some Va. families worry about impact of possible changes to bathroom policies

    As some community members worry about the impacts of possible changes to school bathroom policies, the Department of Education is giving five Northern Virginia school districts more time to make those changes.

    Her daughter, who also asked not be named because of privacy concerns, said the situation “hurts, because it feels like you’re being separated and isolated, and being pushed aside just because you’re trying to be a normal person, and you’re trying to find a place for yourself, and there isn’t a place for you.”
    They’re urging Fairfax County Public Schools to avoid making changes.
    FCPS Pride is taking similar steps, because a change would “directly harm transgender and gender diverse students, sending a message that their rights, safety, and dignity are not valued,” the group said in a statement.

    • Common Tater

      “gender diverse students”

      Enough already.

    • Fourscore

      “being pushed aside just because you’re trying to be a normal person”

      Uh-huh

      inmates/asylum

    • Pat

      it feels like you’re being separated and isolated, and being pushed aside just because you’re trying to be a normal person

      No, the problem is precisely that you’re trying NOT to be a normal person. Normal people go piss where people with the same sex organs piss.

      • Nephilium

        As a proud geek and freak. If you’re not normal, that’s OK, but don’t expect people to treat you like they treat others. If you’re not willing to embrace that, maybe you really aren’t a geek or a freak, and just *gasp* normal (which is also OK, but doesn’t have any coolness).

      • EvilSheldon

        Normal is fine, but being a poseur is never cool.

      • Pat

        Agreed on all counts.

    • R C Dean

      “the Department of Education is giving five Northern Virginia school districts more time to make those changes”

      How fucking long does it take to change a policy?

      • (((Jarflax

        Why is there still a department of education?

      • Not Adahn

        Because only an act of Congress can eliminate it.

    • AlexinCT

      bah, I thought there would be tiddies…

      PAGING Q!!

      • PieInTheSky

        not surprising

      • UnCivilServant

        It looks like someone is showing off their inability to cook.

    • Grumbletarian

      2,3 , none (I hate coffee)

      • PieInTheSky

        I knew there was something off with you!

      • slumbrew

        I mean, who eats toast?

        Well, not me because “carbs” but 4 would be my preference.

      • R C Dean

        Toast is the optimal delivery platform for butter.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Now we know who can’t close…

    • slumbrew

      *fist bumps Pie*

      That is the correct answer.

    • Threedoor

      34A

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      3/-/a

      Toast is for retards.

  12. Common Tater

    ““He has no legal mechanism,” said Texas Rep. Jolanda Jones, one of the Democrat lawmakers who was in New York on Monday. “Subpoenas from Texas don’t work in New York, so he can’t come and get us. Subpoenas in Texas don’t work in Chicago. … He’s putting up smoke and mirrors.”

    Hire ninjas?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, they might not be able to force you back immediately, but they can request extradition, and if you ever set foot back in texas, you land in the dock for everything that’s accrued during your absense.

    • Pat

      Subpoenas from Texas don’t work in New York

      Oh, now you tell me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Subpoenas from Texas don’t work in New York

        I’m wondering if “Full Faith and Credit” says otherwise.

      • (((Jarflax

        It doesn’t. Courts have defined jurisdictions and have to act through local courts outside their jurisdiction. Presuming the Illinois court or New York court is unwilling to reissue the subpoena it won’t work to force them back.

      • Rat on a train

        If they were charged with a crime the Extradition Clause would apply.

      • (((Jarflax

        True, but that would require actually charging them with a crime.

    • R C Dean

      The subpoenas keep you from going back. An extended absence positions you nicely to forfeit your seat (yes, that is Texas law). At which point the governor appoints an interim representative.

    • AlexinCT

      Happy B-day Sloop!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Happy birthday Sloopy

  13. AlexinCT

    This is a travesty of justice. This guy was doing a public service, and now the corruptocracy wants to punish him. Burn it all down!!!

    • Sensei

      I though this was America!

    • WTF

      He committed the cardinal sin – mockery.

    • Fourscore

      At least it wasn’t used condoms in team colors

    • Pat

      Carver, 23, faces counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass, according to law enforcement records.

      Indecent exposure? I get that most cops are dickless wonders, but you’d think they’d still be able to differentiate a dildo from an actual penis. Also, I don’t think you can criminally trespass in a public venue where you’ve paid for admission.

      • UnCivilServant

        You can be tresspassed from a venue where you paid for admission, but the process is longer. It starts with a request to leave under the terms and conditions of the ticket, a refusal to leave under those terms, then the arrival of the police and a second refusal to leave (depending on jurisdiction)

      • (((Jarflax

        I really hate that idiot formulation in cop speak. Only a place can be trespassed (upon). Trespassing is an act of the perpetrator, not a thing which happens to him.

      • UnCivilServant

        “English as she is spoke”.

      • (((Jarflax

        Isn’t that “English as zhe be talked” now?

  14. Common Tater

    “”Ex-NFLer LeShon Johnson was convicted of six felony counts related to his role in a federal dog-fighting bust earlier this year.

    A federal jury in Oklahoma found the former Giants running back guilty last week of violating the federal Animal Welfare Act’s prohibitions against possessing, selling, transporting, and delivering animals to be used in fighting ventures, the Department of Justice announced on Monday.

    Johnson will be sentenced at a later date and faces a maximum penalty of five years behind bars and a fine of up to $250,000 on each count.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/04/sports/ex-nfler-leshon-johnson-found-guilty-in-federal-dog-fighting-case-ever/

    What’s with NFL players and dog fighting?

    Anyway, law seems too broad. Cock fighting should be legal.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have some pet politicans and NGO folks to donate.

      • Fourscore

        The bigger predators are accustomed to bigger prey. I see a market for the wild hogs of the South.

    • UnCivilServant

      Federal? Isn’t this a police power issue which is a state perogative?

    • Not Adahn

      SIV, is that you?

      • Cunctator

        –“SIV, is that you?”–

        I miss SIV and his links to his website. He definitely liked “foundation” garments.

    • Threedoor

      Cock fighting should be encouraged.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s always the fucking commies. Life’s losers hoping to use the power of government to make everyone as miserable as they are.

    • rhywun

      At the same time he is pretending to be a “moderate”. Love it, keep up the laughs.

      • dbleagle

        Well to other commies he is probably too moderate.

        As the mayor his Siberia will probably be on Staten Island and his camps will be near the landfills.

      • rhywun

        The landfills are parks now, so plenty of room for camps.

        Well to other commies he is probably too moderate.

        Except every day a new quote from his past comes out that’s in perfect alignment with communist principles.

        He is a communist, and he’s going to win. What a world.

      • WTF

        I hope Mamdani does win, and then the idiots who voted for him get what they voted for, good and hard. Stupidity should be painful.

    • AlexinCT

      At this point assume that if there is a political advantage to the globalists or they are getting research grants from government, that the papers are fake. You will be correct by a margin of at a minimum 99.95%.

    • UnCivilServant

      But when the peers of the paper mills are also paper mills, there really is no control against junk papers.

      • AlexinCT

        You positively peer review mine, and I will positively peer review yours, bruh!

    • juris imprudent

      Peer review you say?

      A stupid man will make stupid mistakes. He will show up on TV being escorted into the back of a police cruiser. An intelligent man will make intelligent mistakes. He will show up in documentaries and history books.
      .
      A midwit will make midwit mistakes. He will show up in the pages of peer-reviewed journals.

    • Sensei

      Nice.

  15. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    ‘LETITIA Act’ that cracks down on ‘crooked politicians

    So…ALL of them?

    • AlexinCT

      Dogs don’t like seafood… I have a theory that happened evolutionarily because the ladies and peanut butter… never mind.

    • UnCivilServant

      I suspect those to be raw, which makes them inedible.

      • ron73440

        Raw is the best way to eat oysters.

        Fried is a close second.

        Sometimes when my wife and I go to a good seafood place, I’ll get raw oysters as an appetizer and after my meal, I’ll order another set for dessert.

        Just a little cocktail sauce is all you need.

      • UnCivilServant

        Invertibrates of any variety are not meant to be eaten raw. It is the worst way to eat them except for live.

      • Common Tater

        Oyster chowder is good.

      • PieInTheSky

        chowder sounds fattening

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a form of soup. There are many varieties of chowder whose composition varies widely.

        As a class, Chowder is no more specifically fattening than soup as a class.

      • PieInTheSky

        roux and milk or cream seems like more calories than a soup without cream or flower or butter

      • slumbrew

        My wife got me eating them sans cocktail sauce and you can really taste the difference between different oysters – same species but just the conditions even a mile or two apart (merroir [like terroir], as someone dubbed it) really make a difference.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ah, the sweet nuances of flavor of the sewage in the water in different oyster beds.

      • Nephilium

        slumbrew:

        Keep in mind, flyover country is not well known for excellent seafood. When the NFL draft was here in Cleveland, the girlfriend and I went down one day. Chatted with visitors, talked trash, had fun. One of the groups I was chatting with had flown up from Florida, and were all excited because they had gotten reservations at what they were told was the best seafood in Cleveland.

        I gave him a dead stare, and asked, “You came from Florida, with the ocean on either side, to Cleveland, where our rivers have caught fire, and think we’ll have good seafood?”

        I then suggested they check out pierogi, German food, and the other stuff we have that is good.

      • UnCivilServant

        Cleveland, where our rivers have caught fire, and think we’ll have good seafood?

        Caught pre-cooked!

      • slumbrew

        “You came from Florida, with the ocean on either side, to Cleveland, where our rivers have caught fire, and think we’ll have good seafood?”

        Yes, that is insane. Know where you are, people.

        I eat oysters frequently because they come from just a few miles away. I had 6 different varieties on Saturday, with the furthest away being Damariscotta, ME and the other 5 from the South Shore & the Cape.

        OTOH, we don’t have enough good Polish food around here. Nor German.

      • DEG

        OTOH, we don’t have enough good Polish food around here. Nor German.

        Ever since the Bavarian in Hooksett, NH closed, I think there are no good German restaurants in New England.

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly they became New-Anglicized and renamed themselves Windsor.

      • Nephilium

        slumbrew:

        Hofbrauhaus is the worst German food in the city (that I’ve had, there may be a little place that’s worse), and it’s nearly obligatory for every restaurant out here to have pierogi and chicken paprikash on the menu. I will at least pimp out one local place that’s gotten up to national distribution: Cleveland Kitchen (formerly Cleveland Kraut).

  16. Common Tater

    “‘Pornographic’ mermaid statue is to be removed in Denmark after it was deemed ‘a man’s hot dream of what a woman should look like’ due to its large breasts

    Politiken’s art critic, Mathias Kryger, branded the statue ‘ugly and pornographic’, while Sorine Gotfredsen, a priest and journalist, wrote in the newspaper Berlingske: ‘Erecting a statue of a man’s hot dream of what a woman should look like is unlikely to promote many women’s acceptance of their own bodies.’

    She said it was encouraging to know that many people find the statue ‘vulgar, unpoetic, and undesirable, because we’re suffocating in overbearing bodies in public space’.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14971353/Pornographic-mermaid-statue-removed-Denmark-deemed-mans-hot-dream-woman-look-like-large-breasts.html

    Make Sydney Sweeney Queen of Greenland.

    • Rat on a train

      Will they replace it with a statue of a merman pretending to be a mermaid?

      • R.J.

        Beat me to it.

      • Threedoor

        If you have been to a Starbucks recently they have a few of those now.

      • WTF

        Nah, they’ll replace it with one of those fat black woman statues.

    • PieInTheSky

      those are some nicely sculpted breasts

    • Not Adahn

      ‘Do naked female breasts have to have a specific academic shape and size to be allowed to appear in public?’ she wrote.

      Grants have been given for less important work.

    • (((Jarflax

      Does it make me a bad person for thinking anyone who unironically says the words

      “we’re suffocating in overbearing bodies in public space”

      should be tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail?

    • R C Dean

      “we’re suffocating in overbearing bodies in public space”

      Well, somebody is suffocating and overbearing, all right.

    • Grumbletarian

      Doesn’t seem like those are unnatural proportions. She’s no Jessica Rabbit.

    • Threedoor

      I’ll take it.

  17. EvilSheldon

    Bearded Dragon!!!!!

    • ron73440

      Iguana!!!!!

      What, I thought we were yelling random reptiles?

      • AlexinCT

        I am glad you went first cause I thought it was about the beard, and my response would have been… never mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought we were yelling random reptiles?

        -1 Tegu

        I stopped by the Reptile room when I was in Salt Lake, met the Tegu, but not the human.

    • Common Tater

      You guys are making Jeff Bezos hungry.

    • PieInTheSky

      how much profit did Topgolf make since 2021?

      • Nephilium

        No idea, a couple have opened out here, and a local brewery (Brew Kettle) has even partnered with them.

    • DrOtto

      They must not have heard Jaguars CEO is now available.

      • Sensei

        I would have laughed out loud if that’s where he wound up.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We must transition away from beardos in leather jackets as a customer base. Harley for a modern audience”

      • Sensei

        They will produce only trikes so as to meet the demands of its new target customers. Bonus if they make them electric.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Studies of income and regime type typically contrast democracies and autocracies, ignoring heterogeneity in the character of authoritarian regimes. We focus on the consequences of personalist rule, where power is concentrated in an individual or small elite. Extending the dynamic panel strategy of Acemoglu, Naidu, Restrepo, and Robinson (2019), we estimate the differential growth performance of democracies, institutionalized autocracies, and personalist autocracies. Across eight GDP series, eight autocracy codings, and six measures of personalism, we observe a consistent pattern: Whenever an “autocratic penalty” emerges, it is concentrated in personalist regimes. The growth performance of institutionalized dictatorships, in contrast, is statistically indistinguishable from that of democracies. We document evidence that the “personalist penalty” is driven by some combination of low private investment, poor public-goods provision, and conflict. These findings emphasize the analytic payoff of unpacking autocracy and highlight the different incentives facing leaders with narrow and broad bases of power.

    https://www.nber.org/papers/w34093

    • UnCivilServant

      “Our model says our post-stalinist totalitarian bureaucracy where we are in charge makes us the most wealth. Dig the trenches, bigot”

    • AlexinCT

      Under democracy rich people have power, and some will abuse it. Under collectivism only the powerful have wealth, and they will keep it so.

      That’s all by design…

      • (((Jarflax

        I’m not buying the idea that democracy is opposite to collectivism. It’s the constitutionalist limitations on the republic that avoid collectivism, not the democratic elections.

      • AlexinCT

        Fair point. I should not have used democracy, which is by design a horrible form of government. A republic is the thing, but the saying came from someone that used democracy to set the distinction back in the day.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Sounds like they’re trying to prove the soviets would have worked if Stalin hadn’t taken over with his cult of personality.

    • PieInTheSky

      that is not that tiny

    • (((Jarflax

      Ok, maybe it is time to face the fact that we’re just too stupid to have republican forms of government.

    • R C Dean

      Attention whore whores for attention is not exactly news.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Dental Economics
    Deirdre Nansen McCloskey

    I go to Guatemala City for dental work. I just had the posts put in there for three implants. The bone has to grow around the posts to make them solid. In six months I’ll fly again from Washington DC to Guatemala to get the actual teeth installed.

    But why Guatemala? Because Francisco Marroquín University, a wonderful and liberal private university, where I am an honorary professor, and where I have lots of friends, has a superb school of dentistry.

    But why not here in the U.S.? Because exactly the same procedure, less well done, costs in the U.S. fully four times more. It’s why “medical tourism” expands.

    American medical care of all sorts is tied up in strong monopolies enforced by the government. The Federal, state, and local governments protect dentists, doctors, nurses, hospitals, pharmacies, drug companies, medical insurance companies, and anyone else who might want to cure you of what ails you.

    I think capitalism is to blame rather than government. But indeed it seems to me – not knowing for certain – that the price of dentistry in the u es of a is a tad on the high side

    • Suthenboy

      “I think capitalism is to blame…”

      *groan*

      Jeebus. I dont even know what to say.

      • PieInTheSky

        that it was sarcasm?

  20. Common Tater

    “Former CNN host Jim Acosta was lambasted on social media Monday after publishing what he called a “one of a kind interview” with the AI-generated version of a victim of the 2018 Parkland school shooting.

    Acosta spoke with the recreation of Joaquin Oliver, who would have been celebrating his 25th birthday on Monday. Acosta said prior to the conversation with the computer program, “Joaquin Oliver died in the Parkland school shooting in Florida back in 2018, but his parents, Manuel and Patricia, have created an AI version of their son to deliver a powerful message on gun violence. Manny asked me if I’d like to be the first reporter to have the chance to interview Joaquin,” who went by the nickname “Guac.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/absolute-insanity-ex-cnn-host-jim-acosta-interviews-ai-recreation-of-teen-killed-in-parkland-shooting

    This is a durian.

    • AlexinCT

      These fucking lunatics keep having to make up the reality they want.

    • (((Jarflax

      You are not helping me overcome my skepticism about democratic elections Tater!

      • Common Tater

        “Reason Magazine senior editor Robby Soave wrote, “This is so insane and evil. It should never be done. I’m speechless.””

    • PieInTheSky

      Someone needs to do a seance so the spirit of the deceased can contradict the AI

    • Grumbletarian

      It would be hilarious to have someone program a different Parkland victim that said “While my death was unfortunate and possibly avoidable, the blame lies with the shooter and not with the gun.”

    • Rat on a train

      I look forward to when AIs are interviewing AIs for their AI audience.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait, that isn’t the source of all podcasts?

    • Suthenboy

      This rings a bell. This kind of thing has been done before but I cant remember how.
      This is the “We can all agree that…” tactic writ large.
      It is jaw-dropping mendacity….but then – Jim Acosta

      • UnCivilServant

        No, we can’t agree, because your premise is fundimentally wrong.

      • AlexinCT

        This tactic is called “Making your mark think past the sale”. You create a preposterous premise and state it is true, then argue about what should be done, since you have laid the foundation that it is true regardless of evidence for or against it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, the judge should be off the bench for allowing that.

        The Computer is not the dead person and cannot present itself as though it is. If the family wants to say “we forgive the monster” they should do so personally. If the lawyer wants to pull such shenanigans, they should be disbarred.

    • Suthenboy

      Christ, this makes me think Alex Jones is sane and maybe his allegation of the whole thing being a fiction could be true.

  21. PieInTheSky

    Flooding in India has led to widespread destruction

    Rescue teams were deployed to India’s Himalayan region after flash floods devastated a mountain valley, with at least four people missing.

    Video show muddy water sweeping away buildings in Dharali, Uttarakhand.

    https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1952683119628189892

    damn nature you scary

  22. (((Jarflax

    Sidney Sweeney made me $1,173.50. Bless her boobs!

      • (((Jarflax

        I bought $400 worth of short date calls at $12.50 last Thursday and sold them yesterday for $1600, the $26.50 is fees and commissions on the options.

  23. Common Tater

    “Now? Well, welcome to Australia in 2025, where the new Online Safety Amendment (Social Media Minimum Age) Bill has galloped through Parliament like a runaway Shetland pony, banning under-16s from social media. This is a full-blown digital eviction. And the ban isn’t limited just to TikTok and Snapchat. It also extends to YouTube (yes, YouTube), where apparently autoplay is now considered a gateway drug.

    And how will they enforce this sweeping national grounding? Age verification, of course. Potentially through facial recognition. Not for the kids, mind you; they’ll simply be locked out. It’s everyone else who’ll need to prove they’re not children. Because nothing says “welcome to adulthood” like having to scan your actual face just to post a birthday shoutout or watch a slow-cooker recipe reel. All to reassure a tech platform that you’re not a rogue 14-year-old with strong opinions and a ring light….”

    https://thefreemanmag.substack.com/p/australias-brave-new-ban-on-social

    WTF, Australia?

    • UnCivilServant

      Scrap everything there except banning autoplay.

    • Threedoor

      FB is now doing ID scans.
      And it will still ban you if it thinks you are not human.

      Social media is long past its plateau either by its own hand or by the state

      • Ted S.

        Have fun paying the import duty.

      • R C Dean

        One online calculator gives an import duty of zero. May not be keeping up with OMB’s Trade Chaos(tm), though.

    • Nephilium

      I ran into an issue with the online MGM sports book here in Ohio. They decided that my phone number was no longer one they liked, and therefore, they couldn’t send me MFA codes. Well, that meant I couldn’t log in, so I asked how to change the phone number. The brain dead morons at MGM asked me to take pictures of my state issued ID (front and back), my SS card, and then to EMAIL THEM THE PICTURES! They also said I would need to do this to close my account or withdrawal all funds to the account that deposited them.

      So I asked about going into one of the local MGM sports books here, they told me that those were different, and couldn’t give me my funds, nor could they update my phone number. It took about two months and several threats of lawsuits (and several messages sent into the Ohio gaming commission) to get them to close my account and give me back my money.

      This was just before they had their massive data breach that shut down their hotels for a week or so. Couldn’t have happened to a dumber and worse run company.

      • Threedoor

        The first time I ran into an ID scan was at Kroger buying beer, the cashier asked to see my ID (I’m obviously in my 40s) and instead of looking at the date on it flipped it around and scanned it.

        I was pissed.
        Won’t shop there again.

      • Nephilium

        Threedoor:

        That’s not a scam, the barcodes on the back of the IDs contain the information on the front, and are a way to check them instead of looking at them (which leads to a fairly simple way to do fake IDs if you know a place only scans).

        In my case, email is not a secure communication method at all. You do not send anything you want to keep private via email.

      • UnCivilServant

        You do not send anything you want to keep private via email.

        Do not store digitally any information you want to keep private.

      • Common Tater

        Were you winning? I’ve heard from a number of people that these gambling sites restrict or ban people for betting too well.

      • UnCivilServant

        He’d successfully rigged a dozen games of curling.

      • Nephilium

        Common Tater:

        I am up across the board with my sports betting. Each season, I look for the best promos, sign up, deposit the minimum to get the most promos. Bet the promos, withdraw the initial deposit once the initial bets clear, and play with the winnings.

        I am a unicorn in that sense.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not the business model of the gambling industry. You’re supposed to bet wildly until you’re out of money.

    • rhywun

      They’re giving the UK a run for their money at going full-speed Soviet.

    • PieInTheSky

      yes it was… covered above

      • Not Adahn

        Ah, is this one of those X links I can’t access?

      • PieInTheSky

        probably

      • Ted S.

        The content is available to adult humans. Twitter has determined you’re not human, but a well-dressed rat.

  24. The Other Kevin

    Happy birthday Sloop! I appreciate all the links contributors, that is a big commitment but it’s the bread and butter of this site.

    • R.J.

      Agreed! Happy birthday Sloopy, you whippersnapper! May you have a lovely day.

    • PieInTheSky

      Happy birthday tooo slooo

  25. Suthenboy

    Air bib thing…..It’s the guardian. They have a perfect record of never telling the truth about anything whatsoever. How verified is this story? No criminal complaint? No names ?

    Just sayin’.

    • Rat on a train

      Is it “Jimmy’s World” level?

  26. Shpip

    So as my tour of Japan winds down, I was finally able to arrange a fishing charter out of Aomori (the northern tip of Japan’s main island Honshu). I and two other guys set off on a well-appointed boat, complete with a mate and a cabin steward who had a blender and provided us with as many frozen cocktails as we wanted.

    Our quarry was what the locals call Gindara (銀鱈), which translates to “Silver Cod”. Indigenous to these waters, not found in the U.S., and damned tasty, from what they tell me.

    The drinks kept coming, then the bite turned on just as a squall hit us. The mate was frantically trying to help us land fish while simultaneously passing out jackets so we wouldn’t get soaked to the bone.

    But I was in my element. ‘Cause I like piña coladas, and getting cod in the rain.

    • Threedoor

      Awesome.

    • (((Jarflax

      I’m glad that you had a good time, you always enjoying nipping at puns.

      • UnCivilServant

        He spends too long on the setup and it spoils the punch line.

    • Sensei

      銀だら, 銀鱈, 銀ダラ ぎんだら

      sablefish (Anoplopoma fimbria), black cod, Japanese bluefish, North Pacific bluefish, candlefish, sable, blue cod, coal cod, coalfish, beshow, skil, skilfish

      Seem to be Pacific versions that may be available in the US.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sablefish

      Wiki says imported to Japan. Perhaps a different fish called that locally in the area where you were fishing.

      • Shpip

        Well… sake to me.

        I’m now the laugh-in stock of the board this morning.

    • creech

      Must have been a Master Baiter involved in this tale.

      • UnCivilServant

        But they just signed a deal to buy rice from US producers, so they should be fine in agregate, unless consumers don’t want it.

      • UnCivilServant

        *rice supply, not temperature related health problems.

  27. Common Tater

    “The Trump administration is reportedly weighing two proposals to remove China from critical U.S. supply chains. One option involves negotiating a rare earth mineral trade deal directly with the Myanmar junta. The other, and potentially more strategic, approach is to bypass the junta entirely and engage with the Kachin Independence Organization (KIO), a powerful ethnic armed group that controls resource-rich territory and has been fighting the junta since it nullified Myanmar’s democratic election and seized power in 2021.

    Engaging with the junta risks legitimizing a brutal regime responsible for widespread atrocities, including airstrikes and ground assaults on civilians, hospitals, schools, refugee camps, and villages. Signing a deal with the junta could be perceived as endorsing its rule. In contrast, partnering with the KIO would send a powerful signal that the United States recognizes the de facto legitimacy of the revolutionary forces now functioning as local governments across much of the country….”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/trumps-decision-could-break-chinas-rare-earth-leverage/

    Make Sydney Sweeney Empress of Burma

    • rhywun

      Oh great another clusterfuck to stick our dick into.

      Brilliant, Donald. 🙄

    • UnCivilServant

      Why not just dig them up around here? We have plenty, and there’s apparently a bunch of laid off public sector workers in need of work. Give them shovels and pickaxes and get them digging.

      • Suthenboy

        This. The only thing that makes sense to me is that we exploit resources everywhere but here so that when they run short we will be the only ones left with that resource?
        It seems stupid but I cant think of any other reason to go fucking around in ooga-booga for things we have plenty of right here.

      • WTF

        ^This. The USA has plenty of Rare earth deposits, we just can’t mine them because Gaia or something.

      • R C Dean

        Apparently Gaia doesn’t give a shit about open pit mines anywhere but the US, or something.

    • rhywun

      “migrants”

      🙄

      • UnCivilServant

        I think we should just start calling them Rape Invaders.

      • rhywun

        “Didn’t we kick you guys out 500 years ago?”

  28. The Other Kevin

    Hope you are all having a good week. I got to see my youngest and her husband last weekend. We had to drive 4 hours each way but we a nice day, we made lunch and then went to a great German festival in Jasper, IN. He got me the red, white, and blue Hot Wheels wheelchair from a Toys R Us in Malaysia. Today she’s back in Seattle and he should be back on the ship about now, about halfway through his deployment.

    • UnCivilServant

      He got me the red, white, and blue Hot Wheels wheelchair from a Toys R Us in Malaysia

      I have to see pictures of this thing.

    • Common Tater

      Nice 🙂

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m not seeing the concern. Unless they want to crack him open, take the implant out and dedicate the heart to the Aztec gods.

    • Grumbletarian

      Okay. Roll out the guillotine.

      • Sensei

        Problem solved! But who cleans the mess?

      • UnCivilServant

        I guess we designate a system where the next condemned cleans the mess, and the one after pulls the lever. So when it’s your turn you pull the lever on the guy two spots ahead of you, then clean up the guy just before you.

      • The Other Kevin

        No, you get Elon Musk to train one of his robots to clean up the mess. You could probably have one do the execution too.

      • UnCivilServant

        No no no no no!

        Killing humans is a human’s job. You do not get robots accustomed to it.

      • R C Dean

        Thank you, Grumbletarian.

  29. Common Tater

    “I’ve been with my wife for 12 years. She recently admitted she has had many more sexual partners than me, more than 50 for sure, but it could be 100. She has only had a couple of long-term relationships. I didn’t think the number bothered me: I didn’t know her then, it was before we got together and we can’t change the past. However, we hardly ever have sex (only once every three to four months) and her sex drive dropped off a cliff after our first child was born almost 10 years ago. She says it’s the stress of children but I can’t help feeling she just doesn’t find me attractive any more. Rightly or wrongly, I now feel upset that she was willing to have sex with so many people before me but doesn’t want to have sex with me.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/aug/05/my-wife-had-more-than-50-sexual-partners-why-wont-she-sleep-with-me

    Um…

    • WTF

      Dude, you married a whore past her prime who latched on to you for security.

      • R C Dean

        Yep. You’re the paycheck. She’s still fucking around. Whether the kid is just a fashion accessory, I couldn’t say.

      • AlexinCT

        Concur…

        This guy sounds Beta as fuck. He didn’t figure this shit out beforehand?

    • Suthenboy

      I am standing on the side of a road at Endoftheearth, Nowhere waiting for my ride. Some dude just appears out of thin air and stands next to me. We say hello then just stand there silently for about ten minutes. I assumed he thought he was going to get a ride as well because that is the custom there.
      So, after a long silence he says “I have a mushroom on my dick. ”
      “Oh? Why are you telling me that?”
      “You are a gringo and you might know what it is”
      “Ah. You should see a doctor but my guess is syphilis” *nearest doctor is about two days trip*
      “It cant be syphilis, I have never cheated on my wife.”

      *uncomfortable silence*

      “I see. You better go see the doctor then.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Are Gringos innately more knowledgable on the matter of venereal disease than those who would call them gringos?

      • slumbrew

        It’s Gringo tricknology to begin with.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Si

      • Suthenboy

        I think gringos are innately more knowledgeable about how his wife spends her spare time.

      • UnCivilServant

        The knowledge assumed in the dialog is related to the disease, not the infidelity.

      • Suthenboy

        Also, at that time in that place the diet is almost entirely rice. Half of the people there wore clothing made of rice sacks that had “A gift from the people of the United States – Crowley, Louisiana” printed on them. I got a kick out of that. Mommy doesnt have any protein in her diet, baby barely gets any protein in his/her diet, the average injun there never meets more than 100 people in their lives, they dont spend one second sitting in a classroom and they are born, live and die inside of about 100 square miles. Their brains are about half the size of ours and they never put anything in it. There a gringo is thought of as a magic god, at least then. By the time we left there they all wanted to kill us.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Grassroots Democrat-ocracy

    Audience members yelled, jeered and booed throughout the event, with chants of “free Palestine” and “tax the rich” and, during the town hall’s conclusion, calls to “vote him out.” When Flood tried to engage with audience members on those topics, he was largely met with more protests.

    Attendees asked at least three different questions about the Department of Homeland Security and Immigration and Customs Enforcement, specifically about Florida’s “Alligator Alcatraz,” which one person called “Alligator Auschwitz.”

    Inquiring about the immigration detention facility in Florida, an attendee asked Flood, “How much do taxpayers have to pay for a fascist country?” Flood responded that the majority of Americans voted for Trump and not for Democratic nominee Kamala Harris.

    “Americans voted for a, for a border that is secure, and I support the president enforcing our immigration laws, which, by the way, were written by Congress,” he added, prompting more boos.

    The Nebraska Democratic Party encouraged people to attend Flood’s town hall, telling voters in the 1st Congressional District on social media, “you know what to do!”

    Winning friends and influencing people.

    • The Other Kevin

      This “BLS chief” thing is so dumb. Nobody ever heard about this department before now.

      • Sensei

        If you were in the financial markets you did.

    • R C Dean

      “How much do taxpayers have to pay for a fascist country?”

      “Well, you paid $XXBB for the FBI over the last four years.”

    • Suthenboy

      These ‘protesters’, did anyone ask them how much they were paid and if they were given a ride or not?
      No one ever seems curious about who is behind these things.

    • rhywun

      Spoiled children. I wonder how much they were paid to attend.

    • (((Jarflax

      If we are so fascist why am I not being entertained by video of leftist protestors having their heads bashed?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    That Danish zoo should work a deal with American prisons to alleviate the backlog on Death Row.

    • Common Tater

      Do you want blue states to feed Christians to lions?

  32. The Late P Brooks

    This “BLS chief” thing is so dumb. Nobody ever heard about this department before now.

    Nobody even blinked at the massive downward revisions during Biden’s administration, as long as they got their happy headline number.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, the BLS numbers have been a joke forever.

      I don’t understand why the don’t use IRS data for employees. Under the payroll tax, the IRS has very solid data on that front. Bigger companies pay every other week, smaller ones pay monthly, if memory serves.

      This doesn’t cover self-employed people, but would be a shitload better than the surveys they use now.

      • creech

        Over the course of my career, I filled in numerous “requests” from government statistical gathering bodies. I spent an appropriate amount of time filling in swag (silly wild ass guess) numbers just to get it off my desk (that’s if it couldn’t be trashed immediately because it was a “voluntary” report.)

      • R C Dean

        I remember having to fill out a form listing our homeless patients for the census awhile back.

        Nearly all of them had something listed for a home address (and it wasn’t “the I10 overpass at Ajo Way”). And the only reason I know that is because the census form asked for the home address for homeless people.

        *shrugs, clicks “send”*

      • Suthenboy

        If they used IRS data they couldn’t employ 100,000 unionized people in the department of redundancy department.

    • AlexinCT

      I trust no internet search engine. They are all rigged. The sad truth is unless you ask for very specific things to reduce the search result volume you have to comb through, you will get pages of bullshit burying & hiding things they do not want you to see/know. And I suspect we will soon have Ai filter out the results they don’t want you to get altogether.

    • rhywun

      Pay to remove the AI which is sometimes useful?

      Pass.

      • R C Dean

        They have an AI option.

        The question is, is the AI more useful than not? Really, the question is, are the search results more usable or not?

      • rhywun

        are the search results more usable or not

        Yeah good question. Everyone else’s search results are becoming garbage.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The south shall rise again

    A bronze statue of a Confederate general that was torn off its pedestal in Washington’s Judiciary Square by demonstrators during the civil justice protests in 2020 will be restored and reinstalled, the National Park Service said Monday.

    Albert Pike was the only Confederate leader memorialized with an outdoor statue in Washington until it was toppled in the protests sparked by the murder of George Floyd, which sparked a nationwide reckoning with racism and calls for the removal of monuments to the Confederacy.

    But the National Park Service says it’s obligated to restore the Pike statue by executive orders issued by President Donald Trump, including one calling for “restoring truth and sanity to American history” as under well federal preservation law.

    “The restoration aligns with federal responsibilities under historic preservation law as well as recent executive orders to beautify the nation’s capital and re-instate pre-existing statues,” the park service said in a statement announcing its plan.

    They should have melted it down for dildos while they had the chance.

    • R C Dean

      It shouldn’t take an executive order for the National Park Service to repair vandalism damage.

      • ron73440

        But it was “good” vandalism.

        I’ll bet a judge tries to block it from being fixed.

    • rhywun

      A “nationwide reckoning with racism” that included tearing down multiple statues in my hometown dedicated to Frederick Douglass.

      How about we discard the flapdoodle about “nationwide reckoning with racism” and call it what it really was. Rioting for rioting’s sake.

      • ron73440

        tearing down multiple statues in my hometown dedicated to Frederick Douglass.

        That is wrong on so many levels.

      • Suthenboy

        This. Taking race into account for any reason whatsoever….ok maybe not in medical treatment…..is racism. All of the whining and spaghetti logic in the world doesnt change that.

        The statue riots were about erasing history so we can reach the glory of year zero. I dont know why no one seems to be pointing out that these people are dogmatic Alinskyites.

      • slumbrew

        It was nice when they defaced the Massachusetts Fifty-Fourth Regiment memorial.

        Morons.