Books by women:
And the kicker:
By the way:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/123852869-morning-glory-milking-farm
Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.
Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.
When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.
What in the fuck is wrong with these women? This is a bestseller (albeit, that is a term that has a squishy definition at this point.)
It is part of a series, peruse if you can: https://www.goodreads.com/series/324507-cambric-creek
#3, The Werewolf breeding farm, sounds awesome.
The deranged gunman who slaughtered two children and injured at least 17 others who were attending morning mass at a Catholic school in Minneapolis has been identified — as a disturbing video believed to have been posted by the shooter shows “kill Donald Trump” and “for the children” scrawled on gun magazines.
Robin Westman, who is in his early 20s, opened fire through the stained glass windows of Annunciation Catholic Church during a celebratory back-to-school Mass filled with children, around 8:30 a.m. Wednesday.
Notice: Robin Westman, who is in his early 20s
The cover-up begins. They did the same thing when referring to the transman shooter in Nashville, even though he had his pronouns written on his gun.
Aiden Hale (March 24, 1995 – March 27, 2023), previously referred to by the police by his birthname of Audrey Elizabeth Hale, was a 28-year-old former student of the Covenant School and a Nashville resident with no criminal record.[39] According to a former headmaster of the Covenant School, Hale attended the school when “around 10 years of age”.[40][41] MNPD Police Chief John Drake said Hale was under care for an emotional disorder and had legally purchased seven firearms, including three recovered from the shooting scene, between October 2020 and June 2022.[1]
Police first referred to Hale as a woman and used his birth name. On the day of the shooting, MNPD Chief John Drake said that authorities “feel that [Hale] identifies as trans, but we’re still in the initial investigation into all of that”.[39] Media sources subsequently reported Hale was a trans man.[42] His former art teacher and a former classmate recalled him coming out as transgender on Facebook in 2022.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Nashville_school_shooting
But, seriously, what the fucking hell is wrong with Minnesota? Between the worship of St. Floyd of the Fentanyl, Tampon Tim, Tampon Tim’s beard praising BLM arson, and this violence-promoting assbag, what the hell is wrong when Minnesota?
Fuck off, Strawberry. Go find another drooling dementia patient to get sniffed and pawed by.
A fine song, but this line has always bugged me:
Still, she won’t be forced against her will
Says she don’t do drugs, but she does the pill
I see what he was trying to do with the repetition of “does” for drugs and hormonal contraception, but it really should have been the common usage “On The Pill.” It wouldn’t change the scansion, or the rhyme, and the idea is more clear. 99.9% of women on hormonal contraception are not “doing” them recreationally like the consumption of “drugs” in the intoxicating sense.
The woman in Minnesota who called the 5 year old the n-word is being charged with disorderly conduct.
On topic with regards to WTF is wrong with Minnesota.
I don’t think they’ll manage to get a judge to sign off on that nonsense but who knows?
But she stole that kid’s purse!
To be clear I’m not endorsing calling a five year old the n-word (or really anyone), but free speech and all that.
It’s also curious that the guy filming was reportedly a pedo who was banned from being near children, and they didn’t bother with that. We can see where the priorities are. Punish the wrong-think.
This woman is going to get a second payday out of this.
via CBS:
Three law enforcement sources told CBS News the shooter was Robin Westman, 23, from suburban Minneapolis. Westman’s name was officially changed from Robert Westman to Robin Westman in 2020, documents show.
Just a minor administrative detail. Nothing to see here.
It’s still ridiculous to me that the manifesto was never released. We get every other piece of writing from these whack jobs. Had to be leaked to Steven Crowder. And supposedly for the families as if they’ve ever given a shit about that in the past.
Youre just trying to make STEVE SMiTH jealous with that minotaur gloryhole dreck.
I thought he was trying to say Miss Millenial was just a complete cretan.. though she obviously had some pluses and minoses.
Presumably the 55 gallon barrels are of Greek olive oil.
Minotorrid, am I right?
Min e soda.
Where the porn billboards start when headed east.
There was several billboards for one in Wisconsin that the girlfriend and I still joke about.
Beanflickers.
Ha!
A book about sucking off/banging minotaurs? Sure, why not…Rule 34 applies to women too you know.
Normal guys couldn’t do it for her — they were all hat, no cattle.
OK, THAT’S ENOUGH!
Ride em Cowgirl?
You’re fired.
“Young girls in the dating scene often find themselves in a maze of expectations…”
All the weirdos moved to the cities.
*side-eyes Pope Jimbo*
Out in the country you find more grounded people.
who is in his early 20s
Note that preferred pronouns are eschewed when… inconvenient.
Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option
Sometimes you gotta grab the bull by the…
We aren’t talking about female minotaurs, are we?
I guess the question of why a minotaur, who has human arms and hands, would need to be milked, is the least problematic part of that book.
Don’t you think the sperm banks would do better if they had hot to trot 20-somethings instead of a dim room and some magazines?
The minotaurs apparently just have the social clout to make their dreams come… true.
The Minotaur is
n’treal!Minnesota is one of the largest turkey growing states. Commercial turkeys have been bred for huge breasts. The huge breasts do not allow procreation the natural way…
There were several want ads in the Fargo-Moorhead newspaper looking for turkey milkers when I was in college. You couldn’t pay me enough money to jack off turkeys. I have SOME dignity.
Behold the power of the cloaca.
In the 1970s, they heavily marketed these jobs to inner city youth… it was complete exploitation just because they had some jive turkeys.
So, Jimbo, you weren’t no hand jive turkey?
Oyster?
Ok I take it back, there actually is a use for AI generated “artwork”.
My buddy that draws porn refuses to draw furry stuff.
He’s shooting himselfnin the foot over that, not like he has any morals.
Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt
And on the prowl.
She must have all the guys wrapped around her finger with that resume. 🙄
To be fair, it sounds like she’s the one wrapped around them.
Heyoooo!
Well, it’s been several years since there were any millennials in their mid-20s.
No, I’m not clicking any links to see when the book was published.
Wait, Reading can get you laid?
/goes to the downtown library, steps over bums, shoos away aggressive pan-handler…
//not worth it!
I don’t know about the rest of y’all — but my high school experience certainly stands as a counter-point to that proposition.
Nobody needs to read anything. Just peek at what the object of your affection is reading, buy a paperback copy, and drop it when you “accidentally” bump into her on campus.
Of course some Gen Z person will claim they invented that move, and give it a stupid name like “Lit Licking”.
What in the fuck is wrong with these women?
They’ll fuck anything but a Trump voter.
I might read the book if the characters name was STEPHANIE SMITH.
Where’d you get a picture of my mother in law?
List of best-selling fiction authors top 10
William Shakespeare
Agatha Christie *
Barbara Cartland *
Danielle Steel *
Harold Robbins
Georges Simenon
J. K. Rowling *
Eiichiro Oda
Enid Blyton *
Jackie Collins *
60% are women. Also I had no idea Eiichiro Oda of “One Piece” fame was so world famous. Never read or watched the anime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_fiction_authors
Never got into One Piece even as a kid. There was some level of hype around the Netflix show, as well, and I thought it was blah. Mediocre acting and writing and some corny nonsense in it.
Well, I’ve read the top two at least.
And sweet cheebus I’m sorry I searched to see who Barbara Cartland was.
Some high class reading there.
A playwright, a bunch of fluff authors and people have never heard of.
The Cormoran Strike novels kick ass though (Rowling under a nom de plume)
“This is a list of best-selling fiction authors to date, in any language. While finding precise sales numbers for any given author is nearly impossible, the list is based on approximate numbers provided or repeated by reliable sources……Authors such as Jane Austen, Miguel de Cervantes, Alexandre Dumas, Charles Dickens, Arthur Conan Doyle, Victor Hugo, Jules Verne, Ernest Hemingway, Jack Higgins, Isaac Asimov and Leon Uris have not been included in the table because no exact figures could be found”
Fucks sake.
They are doing it again.
Minnesota shooter put out an hour long video manifesto. Trans.
ABC now
Shows picture of him from 3 years ago before transition. Carefully tiptoeing around… “We have…. uh…. an application… an application was filed…. for a… uh… for a name change…. uh…. for the same birthdate…..”
Switch to gun – very detailed. “We know that he had guns that were obtained legally. They were purchased recently. We know that he was able to purchase guns legally and that there was nothing that stopped him from obtaining guns”
Followed by 15 minutes of experts talking about gun control.
Not one sentence about him being a trans woman. Not one second from the video manifesto. Just “changed name to Robin”
That’s it.
Amazing where we are.
BTW. They mentioned that there “is a video that appears to have been timed for release”… but they are pretending that it can’t be authenticated, so doesn’t warrant another mention
ABC et al are in the drama business, not the information business.
Well, that is 100 percent incorrect. That is what people tried to fly a decade or 2 ago. We know better.
This is coordinated disinformation. Propaganda if you will.
They think it is extremely important that information is carefully controlled.
What is amazing is the tight coordination. All outlets have magically decided the exact same unbelievable thing at the exact same time. They have photos of Robin in pigtails and earrings and makeup, but they use a years old photo with a scruff of a beard and wild curly red hair.
Like a reverse Treyvon Martin with his 12 year old photo.
I’m not sure what’s more depressing these days… that the media still think they haven’t burned their credibility — or that those who do still believe them obviously still vote en masse (and I assume are the core “protestors” of the No Kings and other crap).
Of course… we also have the genius philosophers of the “Saint Luigi” movement… they may not believe the media, but nor do they care.
I apparently need to go outside, pick a cloud and tie an onion to my belt or something….
They’re basically still NPC’s. Just Marxist flavored ones. They believe the media when it suits their preconceived notions.
You know, the trans thing is only an issue for me because I wonder how “trans” most of these people are and how much of their mental illness isn’t being treated because we have to accept people’s chosen identities and act as if changing their gender is going to be the cure of all that ails them.
Absolutely. It is the new “I’m crazy” uniform. Might be a way to stay out of institutions if you have untreated schizophrenia or something.
I absolutely think it is more crazy people hiding as Trans than Trans people are suddenly murderous mass killers.
I feel sorry for all the tomboys, lesbians, gays, and bisexuals who are being told they’re not alright.
And I’m pissed that it’s the so called tolerant left who’s doing it.
Back when Trans was actually part of the DSM, only a small % of the small % of people who claimed gender dysphoria were actually diagnosed with that condition.
Mostly just crazy.
The sad facr is their mental illness is being “treated”.
SSRI’s and Marxism are a lethal combination.
Also Minnesota:
https://youtu.be/mQj1QkaRh58?si=8ZFyXKR3il6gQctw
Needs to pump some iron.
Hope he doesn’t try to pick up a cheerleader…
I’m beginning to believe we do need a draft.
I just don’t know what audience they’re trying to reach with this. I think an uber-masculine hairy-chested guy that looks like an actual Viking and can also dance and toss cheerleaders would appeal to more people (like myself and Tonio).
I’m not into hairy or burly myself but jeebus that prancing queen is not in my wheelhouse either.
The whole thing is another case of “I dare you to object to this obvious nonsense”.
Straight from the playbook. Will they learn the lesson that maybe hating your fan base isn’t such a great strategy, I wonder.
Will they learn the lesson that maybe hating your fan base isn’t such a great strategy
No, because the sports and gambling addicts wouldn’t be caught dead doing anything else.
We know that he was able to purchase guns legally and that there was nothing that stopped him from obtaining guns
There’s your trouble.
You laugh… but it worked on the wife. She got angry that I even mentioned that they didnt say trans. Because someone has to do something about all the guns.
They know their audience. They know how to manipulate them.
The wife is from up near Duluth. She was saying we have 120 guns for every 100 Americans. Nobody needs that many guns.
Her dad probably has a dozen guns. Multiple hunting rifles and shotguns, as well as handguns.
She doesn’t see the correlation at all.
Propaganda absolutely works.
And let me guess — all the media she consumes just says the 14 year old Queen of the Scots was brandishing a knife for no reason?
Because getting rid of all the guns puts us right on that track — it isn’t as if we don’t have plenty of examples in the “properly civilized” world.
They dont mention that at all. Doesn’t exist
He bought guns she used to kill people. Straw buyer!!
I don’t know how much romance is in that book, but there is definitely a lot of Monster Baiting happening.
If minutar milking is a thing that implies that minuatar seed has some commercial viability.
Do you add it to concrete?
A little something extra in your latte?
Dried and cut with columbian snow?
Inquiring minds need to know.
It makes angry spinster cat ladies unreasonably horny.
No, no, not those kind of cat ladies…
I’m guessing cat girls wouldn’t like bull men anyway.
Depends on the D&D campaign.
Touchet
I look d up the werewolf thingy. Apparently it is part of a 26 book fantasy series on bestiality. The breeding farm series.
Ok then.
The breeding farm series.
Interesting venn diagram with readers of The Handmaid’s Tale.
I was thinking the overlap with the authors and farmer’s daughters.
My first thought is 0%, Suthen.
You’ll go blind doing that.
Maybe Strawberry is calling for the arming of teachers? She said prayer ain’t freaking enough.
Jen Psatan
The mayor said the exact same thing.
I guess the talking points memo went out.
^^ ayup
They’ve been saying that for some time. I don’t think they need to send out those talking points again.
That’s good, because I don’t pray, and I think of the children about as often as they think of me.
I would join in the mockery of ‘Morning Glory Milking Farm’, but then I look at my Literotica favorites…maybe I shouldn’t throw so many stones from this glass house…
Minotaurs need to stay on the Literotica farm.
Dont tell
My people what to
Do.
The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match.
A literary masterpiece.
I am ordering the series
Swiss has been complaining about needing more articles in the feed… if MLW can try Woke TV — you could give us book reports on the series, RJ.
(Which is a long winded way of saying “Better you than me”, I suppose…)
Robert to Robin; M to F. Shouldn’t “she” have poisoned those children? I thought guns are the weapon of choice for the heteropatriarchy.
The transition wasn’t complete.
(Are they ever?)
Death on the installment plan.
It is utterly impossible to completely change from being a man to being a woman, so, no, no transitions are ever complete.
AS the news reports were coming out I kept waiting for the name ’cause, well, you know. I needed more identifying characteristics so I could better understand the nature of the assailant.
Then I saw Robert AKA Robin. That was a big clue
Local NBC news at 6pm mentioned nothing other than shooter’s name. Let’s see how national news does.
NBC is the worst in the Philly area.
NBC is having a tough time with it…
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/minneapolis-catholic-school-shooting-rcna227591?
NBC refers to the shooter as a “person in her early 20’s”, and later on refers to “their” family. The police chief refers to “him”. NBC says Kash Patel referred to the shooter as “a male” in quotations. The mayor talks about hate.
Your pristine wilderness is being wrecked by (checks notes) plants:
The National Park Service removed illegal marijuana plants from California’s Sequoia National Park this month. Rangers from the park service collaborated with special agents from the Bureau of Land Management in an operation that cleared 2,377 fully grown marijuana plants and 2,000 pounds of trash, according to an NPS press release.
The 13-acre grow site was cleared using hand labor and helicopters.
Sequoia and King’s Canyon National Parks are 866,000 acres between them. I’m not condoning using the land for an ad hoc farm, but let’s not get too breathless about the environmental damage, either.
Someone’s apparently missing the forest for the trees.
It isnt native so I dunno…Id say invasive or just a couch surfer at worst.
We have to weed out that sort of behavior.
Went straight to this.
So that’s what Yosemite’s fired locksmith has been up to.
The NPS has been complaining about budget cuts. This sounds like a win-win situation.
The National Park Service removed illegal marijuana plants from California’s Sequoia National Park this month.
That has been an issue for a long time, I think. Dope growers “homesteading” in national parks.
My folks and I walked into a grow-op in Haleakalā National Park in Hawaii, probably thirty years ago. It was my first ever (voluntary) interaction with an undercover narc. I remember being rather impressed by how much the dude looked like a genuine dirtbag.
With ar 15s
I feel sorry for all the tomboys, lesbians, gays, and bisexuals who are being told they’re not alright.
And I’m pissed that it’s the so called tolerant left who’s doing it.
I blame the MAGAtrons and their rigid gender stereotyping.
Progressives are all about loving acceptance. You can be free to be anything you want. Unless you’re a little girl who just likes to do boy stuff, or vice versa. If that’s the case, you’re in the wrong body and need to be rejiggered.
Progressive daleks: STERILIZE! STERILIZE!! STERILIZE!!!
You got it right.
But what would Davros think?
Parents who’d rather have a trans kid than a gay kid.
Women with socially acceptable Munchausen by proxy and a need for attention/status in her social circle of 11 people. Tangentially, DeeDee Blanchard deserved to die.
Men wondering what the fuss is about because it doesn’t affect them.
Mentally kill people wandering around getting their delusions validated.
Healthcare mafia making money hand over fist.
Dudes who seize the zeitgeist to get their rocks off forcing women to participate in their kink and as a way to get their hands on children they’d otherwise never be let near in ways that are sick, deranged, and evil.
A couple of hundred years ago that kind of insanity was fatal.
I wondered where the guy with the zebra head in those commercials came from. Now. I know.
*Gaze intensifies*
I’d milk a mare, with few questions asked. I see no problems with this. Fuck that stuck-up. Hire me.
(Seriously, can I get that horse? Uh. I’ll take a squirrel.)
So, anything with nipples?
Why, of course.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Gm4uiJXfM
If you start lactating, seek medical attention.
Barely last week, I wrote of dinosaur erotica on my blog. Now cows. *throws hands up*
I gotta find a new genre label because I just can’t with these people.
Somebody let the fanficcers and underground kinksters out of their phpBBs. PUT. THEM. BACK.
I blame Stephenie Meyer
Or rather EL James – was confusing Meyer’s original work with the fanfic that came from it
I don’t have a problem with fanfic per se. It’s how people learn to write their own stuff. It’s training wheels. Sandbox. It’s also where people can correct what they feel is an author’s mistakes. It’s better than writing hate mail to the author for not doing what they wanted her to do, and sometimes the author wrote genuine shit that the fanficcer makes better. That’s fine.
BUT
My libertarian soul twists in agony because nobody owes me shit, but this is how I feel:
Meyer had a chance to do the right thing for the rest of writerdom and sue that cunt into the next light year, but she just laughed and said, “Oh, that’s cute.” She coulda been JK Rowling, but no. 🤬🤬🤬
Well, sure — anyone can write about triceratops.
Writing a compelling 80,000 words about a tricerabottom is a lot trickier.
That’s far too long. by at least 90,000 words.
Booo
I e said it before,
I’ll say it again.
Behold the power of the cloaca.
It’s amazing that people like Jen Psaki go along with rebroadcasting the gun control “thoughts and prayers” talking points with no shame. People of good faith offer up their condolences in their own language, only to get crapped on for political purposes by assholes like Psaki. Hey Jen, you might notice that this shooting was at a Catholic school, and some of the parents you claim to speak for actually do believe in the power of prayer.
The unspoken part is that the alternative to thoughts and prayers is some rather illiberal treatment of trannies and their allies.
It’s usually not good to heckle your opposition into action. They often don’t do what you want.
Wife just had me listen to a Newmax rant on the subject. The mistake so often made is to try to argue rationally with the gun grabbers.
Let me sum it up, if I may: They dont give a fuck about children. They dont give a fuck about gun violence. They dont give a fuck about crime.
What they want is to disarm you. Why? Look at England and you will see. The populace is at the mercy of tyranny and cant do anything about it. FFS they just arrested a 14 yo girl for defending herself and her 12 yo sister from potential sexual assault. The potential assaulters are walking free and unnamed.
Here is the proper response: Fuck you. You cant have my guns. That is it.
And now a rant on Cracker Barrel. All of the rational arguments, how other companies had woke disasters etc etc. “Why did they do it? It’s like they dont want to make money”
Now you are catching on. Critical theory is about tearing down Chesterson’s fence and then skin suiting every institution to destroy the culture. They dont give a fuck about the money. They dont give a fuck about the company, its employees or the customers. It is about destroying the culture of people who wont bend the knee.
My family had written off Cracker Barrel years ago since we’ve only received shitty service there so… karma. Maybe they should’ve served me.
We went as recently as may, with some skepticism because our last few visits (not just one location) have been underwhelming. So was this last visit, so CB is right out as a roadtrip stop. We’re leaving on a roadtrip tomorrow and we’ll be making other plans
It is part of a series, peruse if you can
No thanks.
As an 18 year old I won’t lie and say I haven’t used AI before, but I’m honestly not a fan of having to spend 40$ in my history 120 class for an AI software for this class.
Wut?
They make you buy AI software for a freshman history class?!
Why?
it’s some sort of forum thing, I honestly don’t understand it.
Here is what i found online
“an AI-powered educational platform that fosters student curiosity and engagement through inquiry-based online discussions and writing assessments. It provides students with instant, AI-driven feedback on their writing, promoting critical thinking and better communication skills.”
As to why…
I don’t know, my professor doesn’t even know, he told us that he didn’t understand it either.
If the professor doesn’t know why would the answer be “Don’t waste money on this – we don’t use it.”
I wish, Uncivil. He said the university or department chair is telling him to use it. But nonetheless, I’m 40$ lighter.
Should have told the U “fuck you, no.”
The last three semesters I went they moved all the grade reporting online so they could charge a $35 per class ‘technology fee.’
It’s been more than a decade and I have no idea what my grades were those three semesters.
Don’t care.
I know I failed two classes, missed one too many labs and bombed a final where spelling was graded.
“Notice: Robin Westman, who is in his early 20s”
Well, he is a dude. Heavily modified, I gather, but still a dude. If “fully transitioned”, I could make a case for calling him a transwoman, but we still don’t have pronouns for that.
Don’t call them trans. They’re pretend women and men. Who treat genetics like it’s clothing they can take off and on at will. Like an internet avatar.
“an AI-powered educational platform that fosters student curiosity and engagement through inquiry-based online discussions and writing assessments. It provides students with instant, AI-driven feedback on their writing, promoting critical thinking and better communication skills.”
That makes the professor redundant. Ask for a tuition discount.
I should lol. My favorite thing about the claim is that it says it’ll promote critical thinking, but with ai. bleh.
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Be afraid! https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/stratus-covid-strain-bay-area-vaccine-rollout-21018600.php
Go away. Baitin’.
Careful. You’ll end up with Long Baitin’. Symptoms include blindness, hairy palms, general malaise and anal leakage.
You forgot possible dehydration.
If Minnesota wants men on the field that can dance and move, they need Technoviking on the cheer squad.
it says it’ll promote critical thinking
“What is the point of this?”
Lighten your wallet.