Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Sep 4, 2025 | Daily Links | 131 comments

Links here, folks, get your links. All new, mostly fresh. I’ve been doing a deep dive into fifties and sixties sci-fi flicks and TV, and it shows.

WHEN YOUR GOVERNMENT CAN TRANSITION, BUT YOU CAN’T: Okay, I shouldn’t be making light of this, and it must be truly wretched to be a GLB person in one of those shitstain countries. Coup, military junta, unelected “transitional” parliament. We really ought to send in Dick Slashballs to destabilize the place yet again. (Coverage in US English)

BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS ACORN: The Hill has just noticed this.

VIRGINIA SNUBS STARLINK IN FREE INTERNET GIVE-AWAY: Simply put, Virginia has put its heavy thumb on the scale in favor of expensive, slow-to-build fiber bias over speedy, low cost, and technology neutral competition. The taxpayers shouldn’t be funding this, of course, but if we have to do so let the competition be fair and open.

INSUFFERABLY ENTITLED AWFL FINDS OUT: While this might seem to be mere tabloid fodder about an aging actress trying for one last moment in the spotlight, it has the potential to blow up into the sort of wonderful trolling the Trump administration excels at. Imagine them doing a deep dive into the passport birth dates of Hollywood AWFLS, and actually revoking passports over “discrepencies.” Imagine how rampant this could be. Imagine that happening to, say, Jane Fonda.

AND THE CHILDREN SHALL LEAD: A follow-up article from the UK press on the heroic Scottish girl with axe and knife. A more sensible analysis from The European Conservative. Sometimes it takes a child hero like Mayah Sommers or Kyle Rittenhouse to lead when adults won’t. I am so glad my ancestors left that cold, damp island before it went completely to shit.

SPACE NEWS ROUNDUP: UK shutters space agency which never got off the ground (womp, womp). Meanwhile, space programmes of former colonies USA (multiple launch providers, manned space program), New Zealand (RocketLab orbital launch provider, about to fly new medium lift rocket), and Australia (trying very hard, almost there) all doing well. President Trump moves Space Force HQ from Colorado to Alabama. I’m not sure how necessary that is, but it’s a shrewd political move to punish Colorado for their woke policies. Will someone please tell the Alabama natives that those Space Force uniforms are legit service uniforms and not random people cosplaying gay steampunk airship crews?

GENDERLESS, BUT STILL SEXY: On the ground and in space, Spacedock makes mating and the transfer of fluids and data seamless, inexpensive and secure.

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131 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    The Hill has just noticed this.

    The left is always amazed to discover that National Socialism is socialism!

    • Nephilium

      But not REAL socialism.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s because National Socialism actually existed.

      • Rat on a train

        Obviously since it didn’t work.

      • rhywun

        That’s because National Socialism actually existed.

        That wasn’t real National Socialism.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It would have worked if it weren’t for those meddling Jews.

  2. (((Jarflax

    Clearly that map is an attempt by Trump to distract from his literal genocide of LBTQ

    • juris imprudent

      So I understand the brown and yellow color coding of shithole countries, what is the orange for?

      • (((Jarflax

        The orange is where the Muslims generously house homosexual people in state provided facilities. The red is where they provide end of life care for them judicially rather than via voluntarism.

      • Tonio

        If you click on the “shitstain countries” link there is a more granular explanation of the map colors.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, Tonio, you missed my allusion to hanky codes?

      • Tonio

        Dammit, JI. Yes, yes I did. You got me.

        Well done.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Well, if ya take LGBTQUIACP^2+ and take out the T, ya can literally decimate the Quiltbag’s carrying capacity.

    • The Last American Hero

      No way Britain is a light green color.

  3. juris imprudent

    cosplaying gay steampunk airship crews

    If that’s what they actually look like, then let the mockery proceed.

    • Tonio

      Trust me on this, JI.

      [singing mockingly] “Nothing is like the US Space Force.”

      • bacon-magic

        They should’ve went all in and had Star Trek Kirk era uniforms.

      • juris imprudent

        The camouflage, shouldn’t it be sequined? Since the stars twinkle you know.

      • Rat on a train

        The Space cadets aren’t as distinctive as I expected.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion Space Force!

  4. Bobarian LMD

    Not for nothing, but Space Command should have always been in Huntsville.

    • Nephilium

      Put them in Dayton.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nope, aliens took over the place years ago,

      • Pat

        Put them in Dayton.

        That would be sensible. The Space Force shouldn’t exist, and Ohio doesn’t exist.

      • Gender Traitor

        aliens took over the place years ago,

        Disinformation! Fake news!

      • (((Jarflax

        Neph, GT, Tres grab you gear, we have to go take care of Pat.

  5. Pat

    In June, the Trump administration approved Nippon Steel’s acquisition of U.S. Steel on the condition that it give the White House a “golden share” of the Japanese company. Although it is not an equity stake, Trump declared, “We have a golden share, which I control, or the president controls.”
     
    On Aug. 22, Intel announced an agreement with the administration to take $8.9 billion in the company’s common stock, approximately a 10 percent stake, making the U.S. the largest investor in the tech giant that builds the semiconductor chips that power smartphones, computers and data centers.

    After a decade they finally have the opportunity to legitimately call Trump a fascist, and they blow it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And bring into the fold? They would never

    • Spudalicious

      They would have to agree with Rand, and that ain’t happening.

  6. bacon-magic

    Lil’ Boudica rocks.

  7. bacon-magic

    Spacedock sounds dirty. *googles it and remembers rule 34

    • Tonio

      I’m glad one of you went there; I was trolling you, OF COURSE. I was familiar with the tamest meaning, but got squicked out by the other meanings. WTF is wrong with ppl?

      • bacon-magic

        We’re all freaks here. Looks especially at SugarFree(currently in an It Clown suit with a backwards facing strap-on).

      • The Other Kevin

        My mind went there as well. I will admit to being adventurous, but that sort of thing? No. Just no.

        Put this on the list of unfortunate product names, with that 80’s diet chew called Ayds.

      • Nephilium
  8. Pat

    The taxpayers shouldn’t be funding this, of course, but if we have to do so let the competition be fair and open.

    If they started doing that with subsidized internet, all of a sudden people might start wondering if it would work for, say, education, and we can’t have that.

  9. EvilSheldon

    “‘On the ground and in space, Spacedock makes mating and the transfer of fluids and data seamless, inexpensive and secure,’ Spacedock CEO Negar Feher told SpaceNews in August…”

    What exactly does this company do again?

    “…gay steampunk airship crews…

    Has someone been reading my Literotica page?

    • bacon-magic

      *tentacles appear over the starboard side

    • (((Jarflax

      Monocles, waistcoats, and assless chaps is a hell of an outfit.

      • slumbrew

        You can just say “chaps”. Assless-ness is an essential property.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Allows the imagery to be seared into the brain

      • (((Jarflax

        It highlights the lack of jeans, good or otherwise beneath the chaps.

      • Tonio

        “assless chaps,” although redundant phrasing, has long been a trope here, and previously at TOS.

      • Rat on a train

        Someday someone will invent assed chaps.

      • Mad Scientist

        You know, we could probably make a killing of we started manufacturing chaps under the brand name “Assless.” The advertising is built in.

      • Pat

        And that will chap all our asses.

      • Rat on a train

        Does her lasso make you lie?

      • Nephilium

        ROAT:

        She is the polar opposite of Wonder Woman in that she pilots a visible jet, which she claims is “easy to find”, compared to Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet. She has a sassy attitude in comparison to Wonder Woman’s known humility and being a team player, and wears a “reverse leotard” where her arms and legs are covered, but her torso is exposed.

        She does have a visible jet, but they do not show the powers of her lasso.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “Someday someone will invent assed chaps.”

        Levi Strauss has entered the chat.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Negar, Please!

  10. juris imprudent

    The taxpayers shouldn’t be funding this…

    AFAIK, these people built out an entire rural county with fiber. Unfortunately for me and my property down there, it’s the next county over. Looking up that website, they are expanding into my county – woot, woot!

  11. slumbrew

    Spacedock

    I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that term used before…

    • (((Jarflax

      Just another example of (((exclusion))), anti-circumcisionism is anti-semitism!

  12. Rat on a train

    All acts are legal in the pink.

  13. Mad Scientist

    “Spacedock makes mating and the transfer of fluids and data seamless, inexpensive and secure,”

    Great. Now we have to refer to Spacedock engineers as berthing persons.

    • bacon-magic

      “Put the male plug into the female.” How. Dare. You! – Non-Binary Queer Applesauce kink Commander.

    • Tonio

      [thunderous applause]

    • Sensei

      Mad Scientist with the slip!

    • EvilSheldon

      *groan*

      Take a bow, you earned that one.

    • Spudalicious

      Did Tonio let you out of your room?

  14. juris imprudent

    True words once spoken about English government, and as true now as they were 372 years ago:

    Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?

    Ye have no more religion than my horse. Gold is your God. Which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

    Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defiled this sacred place, and turned the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices?

    Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation. You were deputed here by the people to get grievances redressed, are yourselves become the greatest grievance.

    Your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse this Augean stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings in this House; and which by God’s help, and the strength he has given me, I am now come to do.

    I command ye therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place.

    Go, get you out! Make haste! Ye venal slaves be gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.

    In the name of God, go!

    The English today are as deserving of a tyrant as they were then.

    • EvilSheldon

      Cromwell?

      • Rat on a train

        Richard Harris?

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, and then quoted again at Chamberlain in 1940 (prior to the vote of confidence he lost which led to Churchill becoming PM).

      • EvilSheldon

        Cromwell authored one of my favorite quotations, which I consider something of a touchstone for my life: “Is it therefore infallibly agreeable to the Word of God, all that you say? I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.”

      • juris imprudent

        Of course Cromwell never had any such doubts about himself or his own actions.

  15. Ownbestenemy

    Dude that lied, got caught, and now says it was an ‘honest mistake’ about receiving a bronze star is absolutely getting destroyed.

    You might not know about getting a device for meritorious service but you damn sure know when you get a bronze star.

    • Sensei

      You mean the one that was “fixed” at the end of auto pen Joe’s tenure?

      https://archive.fo/MnGK9

    • EvilSheldon

      Christ, what an asshole.

      A friend of mine, who actually does have two bronze stars*, often says “Yeah, the Corps gave me these for not fucking my job up too badly…”

      * – one of which absolutely should have been a DSM…

      • Fourscore

        In VN Bronze Stars were issued for exemplary service (whatever that means), captains and above. Lower ranks (such as me) got Army Commendation Medals.

        When my section disbanded in Spain I was tasked to writing the recommendations for Joint Commendations, including one for my boss, a Navy 0-4, plus an Army SGM, an Army SFC, and a Navy First Class. Then, if I thought I deserved one, write my own recommendation. I chose not to, since in reality none of us had done more than our jobs

        Those I had written the recommendations for all got theirs, I was a good stringer of superlatives.

      • Rat on a train

        It annoyed me that awards were often tiered for rank instead of exceptional service. I’m a bit biased having had an award downgraded because I was only a sergeant even though I well exceeded what was expected of one.

    • slumbrew

      “He explained that, in the military, trust in a commanding officer typically suffices, which is why he included the Bronze Star on his application.”

      Da fuq?

      • Rat on a train

        It doesn’t matter if you trust your command. You aren’t awarded a medal until you receive the orders. I don’t claim an award that was submitted by my command but downgraded.

    • Rat on a train

      I’ve been out for over 20 years and can tell you every medal I have and probably all the devices. It isn’t difficult. You definitely should remember major merit awards.

    • Threedoor

      Be an E7 or O3
      Have a pulse.
      Deploy.

      Get bronze star with M device.

      • Rat on a train

        M? Do you mean V?

      • Fourscore

        A V for Valor had to have some merit, usually.

      • Rat on a train

        So not a “M”. I only recall an “M” device for the AFRM for involuntary mobilizations.

      • Swiss Servator

        There is no “M” for a Bronze Star – only a “V” which means it was really real.

      • Rat on a train

        I’ve seen an ARCOM with V device. Junior enlisted have to do more to get higher medals.

  16. rhywun

    Some are even comparing her to Peanut the squirrel, the euthanised pet rodent credited with turning Trump’s likely victory over Kamala Harris into a landslide victory for the ages in last year’s US election.

    OFFS 🙄

    /taps the fuck out

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      *puts nuts out for Peanut*

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well we cant equate her to actual heroic figures

    • (((Jarflax

      I lack the patience for AI art, and Grok is stupid. I was trying to get a picture with Peanut as Gandalf blocking balrog Kamala on the bridge, but the results were so far away from that I don’t even know how to fix them lol.

      • SDF-7

        “YOU…. SHALL.. NOT… PARSE!!!”

      • The Other Kevin

        Wish I could help, my expertise is in sexy AI girlfriends.

      • Rat on a train

        mistook balrog for ball gag and blocking for …

      • (((Jarflax

        Not even that logical, it is honestly hard to see a connection between what I ask for and what it draws.

      • The Last American Hero

        Be honest, you were just trying to impress Ani with your Grok Art.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Socialism, fascism, what’s the diff?

    • Threedoor

      Uniforms.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Karl Marx and Frederick Engels advocated for social control of resources in their 1848 Manifesto of Communist Party as the means of achieving true freedom and prosperity. But they viewed socialism as a mere step toward communism, which rejects social classes, money and the state entirely in favor of common ownership.

    Who wouldn’t want that? It sounds totally awesome.

    • juris imprudent

      Destroy everything that exists now and watch the magic happen!

  19. SDF-7

    Topical. I suppose so much for the whole “The video doesn’t show anything and that nice Bulgarian couple must be pure as the Scottish snow since there are no charges!” (As if the police declining to charge means anything for the politically savory.

    And yes — Mad Scientist won the post by a landslide above.

  20. DEG

    Although most of the Republican Party has cheered on Trump’s plans to acquire stakes in other companies, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) wrote on X, “If socialism is government owning the means of production, wouldn’t the government owning part of Intel be a step toward socialism?”

    You’re not supposed to be right when Donald Trump is wrong. That’s a cardinal sin.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe Trump’s dumbass will try to primary him.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Trump’s government capitalism industrial policy is just more out in the open, compared to Biden and Obama.

    • The Other Kevin

      Those few souls brave enough to say something against Trump.

      • R C Dean

        So how do we know these were actually federal judges?

      • Sensei

        NBC says so!

    • Nephilium

      12 anonymous persons!

    • Rat on a train

      We’re biased but we want to keep that a secret so we can continue to be biased.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      12 Angry Men, Women and Whatevers

    • Brochettaward

      While the Supreme Court has its own police department to assist with security, other judges rely solely on the Marshals Service, which is under the control of Trump’s Justice Department, creating what some view as a potential point of vulnerability if tensions between the judiciary and the White House continue to mount.

      The DOJ is going to let judges be assassinated!

      These people sound like clowns and one wanted Roberts to basically say that the lower courts decisions were made in good faith and not crazy even though many of them have been.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Needs more see through yogawears

    Lululemon shares plunged in extended trading Thursday after the company gave a much worse than expected full-year outlook.

    The company topped second-quarter earnings estimates but slightly missed revenue expectations. But it said it expected tariffs to hit its full-year profits by $240 million.

    I’m surprised they have lasted this long. Fads fade.

    • Rat on a train

      If LuLaRoe can hang on …

  23. The Late P Brooks

    McDonald said on the Thursday call that he believes the company has let its product lifecycles “run too long,” particularly in its lounge and social categories.

    “We have become too predictable within our casual offerings and missed opportunities to create new trends,” he said.

    “Our lounge and social product offerings have become stale and have not been resonating with guests,” McDonald added.

    Get Sydney Sweeney’s agent on the phone!

    • R C Dean

      I could, err, get behind Sydney in yoga pants.

      • The Last American Hero

        Isn’t that like driving a convertible with the top up? I mean, it could be a nice ride but the thing that makes the convertible extra fun is, well…

  24. The Late P Brooks

    They should call it the Gimcrack

    Adaptive dampers control the Prelude’s ride, and there are four different drive modes. The powertrain simulates a manual transmission with something called S+ Shift, which “delivers quick simulated gearshift responses through seamless coordination between the engine and high-power motor, including downshift blips, rev matching, and gear holding.”

    Throw in four wheel steer to mask the ponderous mass. It’s a sure winner.

  25. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Sorry if already covered:
    “ Justice Department Considering Ban on Transgendered People Owning Firearms”
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/09/04/justice-department-considering-pushing-ban-transgendered-people-owning-firearms/

    Terrible, bad, shitty idea and the idiot commenters are eating it up. They’re just too goddamn stupid to realize that this would be turned on them when the Dems managed to get power again I guess. Good thing the Supremes would strike it down 9-0 in about five minutes.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Nah, I am sure Afrimative Action Jackson would go with it, as it is gun control. And, in her eyes, that is always good.

      • rhywun

        I think it would make steam pour from the ears of all of the lefty faction as their brains try to process the contradictions.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Good thing the Supremes would strike it down 9-0 in about five minutes.

    *-1 at best. Affirmative Action Jackson would be all in favor. Literalism be damned.

    • Threedoor

      Have they struck down a single red flag law?

      There is the answer.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Oops. Should be 8-1</strong.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    tuping is hsrd.

  29. DrOtto

    I didn’t think space docking was genderless, I thought you need one circumcised and one uncircumcised penis.

    • Threedoor

      Gah!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      But do they crash into Uranus?

  30. R.J.

    “… makes mating and the transfer of fluids and data seamless, inexpensive and secure.”

    Oh my! Space condoms!

  31. DEG

    CAKE!

    Early American baking.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      No! Not another rabbit hole!
      /interesting

  32. Threedoor

    Last night at the rodeo the girl brought her fairy barbie doll.

    She told me she was “making the fairy fly”

    My brain immediately went to ‘how do you say that in haji?’

  33. Swiss Servator

    “gay steampunk airship crews”

    You can just say “USAF” Tonio.

    *runs from room*

    • Threedoor

      Your DD214 says you have to make fun of the chair force?

      Mine says it’s the jarheads.

      Must be an officer thing