CROND TEST POST – DO NOT PUSH OUT

CROND TEST POST – DO NOT PUSH OUT

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Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution

Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution

Sugar Free is otherwise occupied today with affairs both mundane and horrible. I didn't inquire further, and neither should you. Because it's that kind of day. SEE, THEY IMPROVE SAFETY!!1! "Without this technology, we would have never found him.” That's not the best...

Just a Little Gay

Just a Little Gay

"I knew it," said the Hair. "Knew what," asked the Hat. "Hunter Biden is a cocksucker." "Everyone knows that." "I mean an actual, literal knob-gobbling fag. Like Mayor Pete, and Scott Bessent." "I think it's been pretty obvious he doesn't care about where he sticks...

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkster, writer, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

Wednesday Midday Open post

SugarFree has things to do, places to go, and people to see. You get an open post, and lucky to has it at all you is. Lucky to has it.

Wednesday Afternoon Open Post

All the cool Glibs are off doing something fun. I drew the short straw, again, and am stuck here taking care of the squirrels. Also, my boyfriend got in this morning, and you can only guess what happened next. You know the drill. Open post, comments yours, etc.

Thursday AM Open Post

Banjos didn't forget us. She requested coverage for today and tomorrow morning and the potato person who volunteered for today didn't come through. You get an open post, and lucky to have even that since I'm on vacay.

Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution

SugarFree is enduring an office move today. There are idiots touching his stuff, and moving his things, and such wondrous, rare, and fragile things they are. No matter how many warning labels he affixes, no matter how many instructions he gives, it always ends up like...

Monday Afternoon Slapdash Links

I completely forgot I had links duty today, despite setting a reminder on my phone calendar. Lucky to has 'em at all, you is. Lucky to has 'em. POP SINGER ASKS FANS TO NOT POOP ON FLOOR DURING CONCERTS: WTF? SPECIAL PLEADING FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS: Another...

Thursday Afternoon Links

Brett is off supervising a pack of semi-feral children at the beach, so I'm filling in for links today. In honor of my first link, here's this lovely tune. BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE: Much like he did when he hit Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, businessman-turned-acting...

Monday Afternoon Links

HOUSEKEEPING: Swiss will be returning to both links and scheduling duty on Monday, July 6. I'm incredibly relieved, particularly about the scheduling part which I suck at, and therefore hate. Here's some on-topic, on-point music for you. Right. Now. BELOVED STATE...

Wednesday Afternoon Links

CONVICTION UPHELD FOR FORMER WISCONSIN JUDGE HANNAH DUGAN: But she's still free and the article doesn't mention a date for her sentencing. Dugan was found guilty of obstruction charges in December. She faces up to five years in prison for obstruction, the more serious...

Monday Afternoon Links

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY -- MINNESOTA FRAUD EDITION: Il buono - over 7,700 suspected "ghost students" who took student loans, but no classes, found by the Minnesota Department of Education. Il brutto - Those ghost students already cost the Minnesota public...

Wednesday Afternoon Links of Pandemonium

SugarFree came home from the hospital last night and will hopefully return next Wednesday, for at least the midday slot. And don't listen to Brett's BS. He's like the Duke of New York, he's A-1. This picture of actor Cooper Hoffman pretending to be pegged has nothing...

Wednesday Afternoon Links of… What, Tonio Again?

SugarFree seems to be improving. They are allowing him solid food, which has greatly improved his spirits. The leeches are gone. But you're stuck with me for two afternoons this week. At least. The week is not yet over. I'm feeling like Marco Rubio, here. But you're...

Monday Afternoon Links of… Wait, is that Tonio?

Swiss is taking a little "vacation," and the nurses say he's responding well to the thorazine and no longer needs to be restrained. He made us a lovely potholder in art therapy. Unfortunately, the loop pattern decodes into "I'll get you for this you bastards."...

Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution

This joint needs a little lightening up what with SugarFree being in the hospital and all. These are substitute links, so here's an ode to the greatest substitute teacher of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuRo6SLY44k NEWS FROM OCCUPIED VIRGINIA: Some...

Wednesday Midday Open Post

SugarFree is sick. Not just his normal sickness of the brain, but a physical malady which has sent him to the hospital. Everyone here at Glibs HQ wishes him well, as I'm sure do you all. We are, as usual, short on irregular (non-serial) content so you get an open...

Thursday Afternoon Pinch Hitter Links

SITREP: Since Brett caught Wednesday links, I'm pinch-hitting [cough] for him today. You may expect to see me intermittently here filling-in for afternoon slots as needed. Richmond, shit, I'm still only in Richmond. Plans to relocate to NC to be closer to the...

Thursday Afternoon Links of Tempestuousness

March in Central Virginia is like a fine ginger wench, beautiful and fickle. High temperature 89 yesterday, and now it's snowing here. Don Brett is deep in the heart of Texas doing manly things, so I'm back for this week as your Thursday afternoon linkster. Let's dive...

Thursday Afternoon Links of Arrivederci

It's not you, it's me. But also my boyfriend, and the 2.5 hour drive time between our homes. And loathsome swamp creature Gov Abigail Spanberger. I have been looking to move closer to the boyfriend for a while, but with the newly-ascendant Virginia Democrats trying to...

Thursday Afternoon Links of Return to Normacly*

I'm currently at my boyfriend's family's farm. This was supposed to be a vacation for me, but WordPress shat all over that. Farm personnel are gearing up for a big cattle event. The cows are receiving hormones, and the bull is getting frequent pep talks. I feel like...

Thursday Afternoon Links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xOZVBAWtw&list=RDD7xOZVBAWtw MUSK PIVOTS FROM MARS TO THE MOON:"The priority shift is because I'm worried that a natural or manmade catastrophe stops the resupply ships coming from Earth, causing the colony to die out," he wrote....

Thursday Afternoon Links

ANTIFA DISCOVERS FIGHT CLUB: "Minneapolis Spring, a leftist X account, posted a picture of the flyer on Wednesday claiming residents 'have no excuses' and 'will get away with it,' referring to injuring or inconveniencing federal law enforcement." This is troubling...