236 Comments

  1. Evan from Evansville

    I create all Indiana news. Along w ToK.

    Sorry, Bro. Maybe.

    • The Other Kevin

      Correct. All the Indiana news that matters comes from us.

      • (((Jarflax

        Can you guys stop with the news, and get with the gun distribution again? I have a list of requests a mile long and not a single Indianan gun has shown up!

      • The Other Kevin

        I’ll see what I can do. We usually prioritize states and countries that have common sense gun laws we can undermine.

  2. Rat on a train

    Virginia will do what Illinois won’t.

    • UnCivilServant

      Pass constitutional carry?

      • Rat on a train

        more likely to get a fully semiautomatic rifle ban

      • juris imprudent

        Woman v. woman; white v. black; uh, uh, no this is all wrong for the narrative!!!

      • Ownbestenemy

        *steps into the mind of a leftist* MSNBC is telling me that Sears is actually a man!

      • WTF

        She’s the black female face of white male supremacy!

  3. UnCivilServant

    Another roadblock is opposition from the Illinois Legislative Black Caucus, which worries a new map could dilute minority voting power by spreading Black voters across more districts.

    “What good is getting more Blue seats if they vote for someone other than me? I’m just a race-grifter and won’t get elected in a diverse district.”

    • rhywun

      I just spit coffee at that line. Until then I was baffled why they aren’t jumping on the opportunity to gerrymander harder.

      Stay classy, Dems. Choose the form of your grift!

      • rhywun

        Racist outfit says racist shit. Film at 11.

      • DrOtto

        To be fair, the DNC has always been racist, so they’re not wrong.

  4. Common Tater

    ““He called us the other day and he said, ‘I’d like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I’d like to contribute, personally, contribute any shortfall you have with the military, because I love the military and I love the country, and any shortfall, if there’s a shortfall, I’ll contribute it,’’’ Trump said during a roundtable meeting with his Cabinet.”

    So it’s someone who talks just like Trump?

    • robodruid

      Musk?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Musk wouldn’t stay quiet if it were him.

      • Tonio

        I also suspect Trump wouldn’t stay quiet if he’s the donor.

      • UnCivilServant

        A kickback from Larry Ellison for getting him TikTok?

      • (((Jarflax

        I also suspect Trump wouldn’t stay quiet if he’s the donor.

        Yeah, Trump’s copy of the Bible is missing Matthew chapter 6, or at least his version is missing all the ‘not’s.

        “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

        So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others.”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Trump paraphrases someone, news at 11.

  5. SDF-7

    FBI releases new surveillance video of suspect who placed pipe bombs near DNC, RNC offices in DC

    Maybe it is just me… but “pipe bombs” feels more appropriate here. The nonchalance of the way the cops were acting around it when they “revealed them” and called higher authority.. the fact that nothing happened for the longest… it just all says to me it was a fallback “domestic TERRORISM!” option for Pelosi if the J6 rally folks didn’t take the bait to storm the barricades.

    And given how long it has been — I don’t have any real confidence we’ll ever know one way or another, barring asking in the afterlife of course.

    Morning all.

    • rhywun

      At this point I would not be surprised if it was Nancy herself placing the “bombs”.

      The whole thing was shady AF along so many other things that day.

    • juris imprudent

      WTF – was this newly discovered video? They’d just been sitting on it all this time?

      • (((Jarflax

        It’s depressing how thoroughly my ability to trust any source of knowledge beyond what I have personally witnessed has been eroded.

    • EvilSheldon

      Pretty scrub work, to plant a pipe bomb that doesn’t go off…

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Assuming they wanted them to go off.

      • Threedoor

        Using Flavor Flave’s clock no less.

  6. SDF-7

    About 40% Of Young Americans Think Violence Against ‘The Rich’ Is Sometimes Justified, Survey Finds

    I’d really like to see the phrasing on this (yeah I just skimmed the article… maybe it is in there and I missed it).

    Because if the “Rich” are oh… paying the government to censor you, lock you up and shoot you… yeah — maybe some revolutionary violence in self defense is called for. That would suffice for “Sometimes”. If it is just the politics of Envy fostered by their indoctrinators Selfless Educators ™, that’s a different story.

    Same with the “political violence” polls not long back… we can’t look back to the Founders and also say “political violence is never justified” after all… a matter of provocation and again, self defense against tyranny.

    • rhywun

      40% of young Americans want communism. That is what communists do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • (((Jarflax

        No, no, communists give people rainbow unicorns and other magical free stuff!

      • Ownbestenemy

        In which you get to briefly enjoy right before you stand next to a wall?

      • (((Jarflax

        You know the scene in Deadpool when he has the spike through his brain and is hallucinating? Sort of like that, only with less mutant healing power.

    • Threedoor

      I want private armies.

      I’m in whatever percentage that is.

  7. Common Tater

    “Democrat Redistricting Push Hits Brick Wall In Illinois”

    FTFY, Daily Caller

    • juris imprudent

      …a wave of Trump-backed GOP redistricting moves in states like Texas, North Carolina and Missouri

      Three whole states is a wave now?

  8. SDF-7

    Trump Terminates Trade Negotiations With Canada Over Anti-Tariffs Ad Featuring Reagan

    We can just start negotiating with their First Nations now that the courts have decided their “ancestral claims” trump property law anyway. Or better yet — just conquer the First Tribes and then assert claim to all of Canada via the conquest. Win-Win!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Newsletter, please.

    • Threedoor

      Trade them boom sticks and fire water.

  9. SDF-7

    Illegal Alien’s Trucking Companies Received $36K from Taxpayers Before Deadly Indiana Crash

    There’s an unholy alliance between government and companies seeking to undercut the labor market in these stories (bringing in the illegals, granting amnesty, giving CDLs / looking the other way, etc.). Frankly, I want the companies prosecuted for knowingly putting these yahoos on the streets and every member of whatever level of government also prosecuted for conspiracy and depraved indifference.

    But “qualified immunity” and whatnot is more likely going to happen. grumble bitch moan complain…

    • UnCivilServant

      I hate the bullshit term “First Nations” They were not first, they displaced other people who displaced other people…

      • UnCivilServant

        Oops, responded to wrong comment.

      • Fourscore

        Doesn’t Nation imply some sort of governmental processes?

        Words mean just what I want them to mean, you meanie!

      • UnCivilServant

        They likely had tribal oligarchies or tribal monarchies, with oral record of laws. So it was technically a form of government, just not a very stable or sophisticated one.

      • trshmnstr

        Under that definition, the local boy they scout troop would be a nation.

      • UnCivilServant

        Organization is a trait of government.

        Organization does not make a government.

      • Overdecadent Kulak

        @fourscore

        Know it’s way too late for anyone to read this, but actually, no, not at all actually…

        “Nation” refers to a group of people with a common language, common culture, etc.

        (Hence the development of “nation-states”: a state that is based on a nation, rather than a multinational empire.)

        It was only in the 19th Century or so that nationalists began to promote the idea of “nation states”: before that, it was common for nations to be divided amongst multiple polities (which were based on hereditary succesion, feudal obligations, etc.)

        /Random nitpick off

        (Also, obligatory: “you know who else?”)

    • rhywun

      unholy alliance between government and companies

      Yes, this is why immigration law has been largely optional for decades. Both teams want more warm bodies if for different reasons.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Probably the only time I sympathized with a DMV worker, I was at the DMV and the clerk was doing a road test with an elderly Indian man. Less than 5 minutes later is back and in a rage. Laying into the man’s family for putting her life in danger with a man that not couldn’t read or speak English and clearly had no idea how to drive either. Had she thrown punches I probably would’ve become incredibly interested in the color of my shoes for a moment

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yikes!

        Last DMV employee I encountered was unusually friendly and let me preview my photo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve been stuck doing stuff online because they made the process of in-person appointments so onerous during the lockdowns and never made it easier.

      • UnCivilServant

        *That said, I see DMV employees on a weekly basis because they’re in the same office building. I just don’t have cause to interact with them in an official capacity.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Moving here our interactions with governmental services has been pleasant. Less people will do that I guess. I have not had to wait more than 5 minutes to take care of business.

      • (((Jarflax

        For consumer level interactions Kentucky government is generally pretty decent. If you need anything from their official records don’t expect it to be organized or searchable except by brute force.

      • EvilSheldon

        I hate to admit it, but the last few interactions (lost license, replacement plates) I’ve had with DMV employees have all been quite pleasant.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, red dot, not feather?

        But, to ES’s point, pre-Schwartzenegger, CA DMV sucked yuuugely. Once he was in place, it automagically got better. Funny, that.

      • Threedoor

        Where do dmv employees do road tests?

        All the dinner is photos, eye tests, and written tests.

    • juris imprudent

      unholy alliance between government and companies

      Well, well, well, look who’s antifa (in the real sense).

  10. SDF-7

    Florida’s aging waterfront condos become gold mines as owners cash in on developer buyouts

    Wait… I thought these were all under the ocean or destroyed by increasingly severe hurricanes by now. Foolish developers ignoring the Climate Crisis! Almost as if such things are only to justify power and money grabs and make life harder for the hoi polloi… almost…

  11. Common Tater

    ““The Ronald Reagan Foundation has just announced that Canada has fraudulently used an advertisement, which is FAKE, featuring Ronald Reagan speaking negatively about Tariffs. The ad was for $75,000,000. They only did this to interfere with the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court, and other courts,” Trump wrote on Truth Social late on Oct. 23.

    “Tariffs are very important to the national security and economy of the U.S.A. Based on their egregious behavior, all trade negotiations with Canada are hereby terminated. Thank you for your attention to this matter!””

    Juvenile bluster.

    • Fourscore

      I thought the government was closed.

      /Slams window shut

    • cavalier973

      Poutine is going to be so expensive, now.

      • UnCivilServant

        We grow potatos, make cheese curds and cook a mean gravy this side of the border.

      • trshmnstr

        freedomtine don’t have the same ring to it as freedom fries, but it’ll still taste good.

      • Nephilium

        Right before the weekend special too?

        I smell conspiracy!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Freedomtine made me think of the I Love Lucy episode with Vitameatavegimen

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Or George Costanza’s Roundtine.

        BESURETODRINKYOUR

    • juris imprudent

      Surprised he didn’t take a swipe at St. Ronnie – after all, what Republican these days would object?

      • UnCivilServant

        That center-left 60’s Democrat?

  12. Ownbestenemy

    Of course they do.

    Though, I hate polls. Its a chance in a perceived war for these people and this gives them an advantage to their tribe.

    • rhywun

      NY voters also found out that voting for an independent redistricting commission was bullshit – the uniparty legislature is trying to push their own plans yet again.

  13. Common Tater

    ““California is a reproductive freedom state, and this latest investment continues to show our belief in protecting access to essential health care in times of distress,” Newsom said Thursday in a news release from his office. “Trump’s efforts to defund Planned Parenthood put all our communities at risk as people seek basic health care from these community providers.””

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/california-invest-140-million-planned-parenthood

    CWAA

    • Ownbestenemy

      I mean, there is nothing stopping Cali from engaging in their own funding of the death cult

      • UnCivilServant

        They want you to pay for it, and force it into places where it’s unwelcome.

    • trshmnstr

      slime ball used all the focus group tested phrases to justify dumping a kings ransom into Molech’s coffers.

    • rhywun

      He knows which side his bread is buttered on.

      So which is, Gav, “reproductive freedom” or “basic health care”? You know the former means “abortions”, yes?

  14. Ted S.

    当然だよ、シャーロック!

    A survey has found about 70 percent of bear attacks on human beings have occurred in areas where people conduct their daily livelihoods.

    I’d have thought the attacks come where the people aren’t….

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Probably several juveniles have discovered trash can, bird feeders, and other easy unsecured food sources on th edges of towns and cities

    • ron73440

      Onishi advised people to stay away from what can be food for bears. He said that special caution is needed when they go into mountains which are bears’ habitats, and they should wear a helmet and carry at least a bear bell, radio and bear repellent spray.

      What’s the joke about bear poop smelling like pepper and having bells in it?

      • Nephilium

        That’s the difference between black bears and grizzly bears.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a reason you should go around loaded for bear.

      • juris imprudent

        Loaded for bear? Talk about lighting the Tonio signal.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s this .357 S&W Mountain Gun I’ve been looking at that I wanted to pick up. Not sure if it’ll do more than annoy them though.

      • UnCivilServant

        @Sean – I’m afraid I’m in the office, and the work proxy hates guns and ammo sites.

        I’m assuming that’s a .357 round suitable for large game?

      • Common Tater

        Yes, the description is right in the URL.

        Anyway, .429 or .454 would be much better.

      • Sean

        Hard cast flat nose bullets are non-expanding, powerfully penetrative bullets that are designed with your woods defense needs in mind; whether fending off wild hogs or black bears, the hard cast flat nose bullets are consistently effective in taking down any wild animals that you may encounter.

      • UnCivilServant

        👍

        Not sure how many hogs are in my neck of the woods, but we do get black bears.

      • EvilSheldon

        Bear attacks are so vanishingly rare, that carrying a gun in the backwoods specifically for bear is a planning failure.

        My backpacking gun is a .32H&R Magnum J-frame revolver. It’s for people, not wildlife.

      • UnCivilServant

        If it can stop bear, it can stop human.

      • Common Tater

        Bears are fast and have thick skin. You are unlikely to stop a charging bear with a .357 as the best way to stop a bear is to aim for the shoulder to break the bone.

      • EvilSheldon

        If it can stop bear, it can stop human.

        Sure, and if that were the only factor, a huge hand cannon might make sense.

        But there’s weight to consider, and concealability, and what exactly do you do with your N-frame Smith while you’re zipped into your hammock?

      • UnCivilServant

        Hammock?

        What do you think I’m doing out of doors?

      • EvilSheldon

        What, do you sleep on the ground? In a tent? Like some kind of animal?

        Nah, my friend, if you haven’t learned the joys of camping with a hammock, you are missing out.

      • ron73440

        What, do you sleep on the ground? In a tent? Like some kind of animal?

        Nah, my friend, if you haven’t learned the joys of camping with a hammock, you are missing out.

        Maybe that would have been a good idea for my wife.

        The one time she went camping with me and the boys, after 2 days she was a little grumpy, and didn’t appreciate us having a great time.

        I asked her what was wrong and she gave me a dirty look and said, “I am not a camping lady”.

      • Common Tater

        I agree with ES, modern hammock systems are great. Less weight than a tent, but they do take more to set up.

      • UnCivilServant

        You misunderstand – I have no intention of sleeping out of doors. By the time I’m bedding down, I’m back in a structure of some sort.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        The worst night backpacking I ever spent was in a hammock. F those things! Trying to get out of it, and go take a leak, made it horrible, not to mention the curve in your back and the inability to sleep in a position other than corpse like.

        No, I will stick to an Early Winters 1man with Thermarest.

        Well, if I could still backpack.

      • UnCivilServant

        Get one of those Boton Dynamics Robodogs and ride it.

      • UnCivilServant

        payload capacity up to 14 kg

        😭 Only 30 pounds carry capacity.

      • Threedoor

        I’m a dummy when it comes to camping.

        I usually just pact the 45 acp.

        I’ve been known to pack that and an ar before I was packing food and extra clothes for a little person.

        The extra weight gets me with the fake ankle, bad knee and back.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I thought the bear attacks all came in bath houses…

      • Threedoor

        Grrrrr

  15. Common Tater

    “White House communications director Steven Cheung shared half-naked photos Thursday of a man he claims is former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.), suggesting they were posted on the gay dating app Grindr….

    The face of the person in the images is not visible — and The Post could not confirm whether the pictures are authentic.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/10/23/us-news/white-house-official-suggests-married-ex-gop-rep-adam-kinzinger-posted-half-naked-photos-on-grindr/

    Well, I found this picture of Steven Cheung:

    https://varievo.com/wp-content/uploads/Dr.-Honeydew-Dr.-Bunsen-Honeydew-Os-Muppets.jpg

    • Sean

      LOL

    • (((Jarflax

      I don’t care that he likes to fuck dudes. I care that he likes to fuck the country.

      • R.J.

        Hear hear!
        *Bangs green dildo on table

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Wait, I though we were throwing greed dildos at the court, not banging them?

      • rhywun

        Greed Dildos was my early band’s name in college.

    • UnCivilServant

      But where will we get the next Joy Reid?

      We don’t need one. Do not replace when retired.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Semi-serious libertarian website calls for Joy Reid to be ‘retired’: The growing online threat unearthed /MSNBC

      • Threedoor

        OBE I too am for retroactive abortions.

    • (((Jarflax

      If we impeach Ketanji, she could probably replace Joy, or maybe Jasmine Crockett now that her district is gone.

    • SDF-7

      But where will we get the next Joy Reid?

      Are you saying the increased Asian enrollment will bury the Leid?

      • (((Jarflax

        That’s lacist!

    • Rat on a train

      Students will miss out on cultural enrichment.

    • rhywun

      “Shocking” 🙄

      Sorry colleges. You can’t sweep race disparities under the rug any more. Maybe put some effort into discussing actual solutions.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We had a solution – Bigotry!”

  16. Ownbestenemy

    I will say, it is a bit depressing to get my leave and earnings statement with 80+ hours worked, $0.00 paid.

    • SDF-7

      On the plus side — you didn’t pay any taxes this pay period, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Always a silver lining

      • (((Jarflax

        That gives me a very funny (probably not to OBE) idea about slipping a line into the CR mandating accrual accounting for all Federal employees.

    • Fourscore

      I once went 100 days, yes days, in the army without a paycheck. In addition I had moved from France to Georgia. I was cutting hair in the barracks to stay afloat, as well as draining my savings. Fortunately I was living in the barracks and eating army food. Then it all caught up to me.

      • ron73440

        Was that because the hard checks didn’t catch up to you?

      • Fourscore

        I left France in a hurry, my WR date at Benning was only a few days later. No time to get my pay records.

  17. creech

    I wonder if any of those wanting to gerrymander the GOP out of seats notices that the New England states have 21 seats, all held by Democrats, even though Republicans usually get 35-40% of the vote?

    • UnCivilServant

      “Perfectly Districted” – DNC

    • DEG

      Who lost the Maine CD-2 race in 2024? Who got Maine’s CD-2 electoral college vote? And what parties are they?

      I’ve seen talk of NH redistricting mid-cycle whenever there is news of Republicans gaining seats through redistricting. The plan is to make CD-1 more Republican such that it is a toss-up, and write off CD-2 to the Democrats. The thing is, Kelly Ayotte (Republican) has said she’d veto any redistricting legislation as unnecessary.

      For both Maine CD-2 and NH, Republicans should stop shooting themselves in the foot with shitty candidates.

      • UnCivilServant

        “But Shitty Candidates are all we have!”

    • rhywun

      THAT’S DIFFERENT!

    • ron73440

      I never saw the appeal of Maher’s political stuff.

      Some of his standup was funny, but he was always so smug and ignorant.

      • UnCivilServant

        I haven’t seen much of his work, just a few appearances on Murder, She Wrote.

      • Common Tater

        I like Club Random, but yes, he is a bit full of himself.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He gets high and forgets what he said previously or says whatever will get him praise and clicks.

      2 months ago points out its racist for Dems to be soft on crime if the person is black.

      6 months ago blasts SNL and the ‘zombie lie’ that Rs are racist.

    • rhywun

      “But if you’re racist, you probably are a Republican.”

      Yeah he does circle around coherence sometimes but that’s hilariously ignorant.

      • Derpetologist

        Bill knows who pays his bills.

    • Threedoor

      The most racist people I have been around are black and Indian (both types) democrats.

  18. Derpetologist

    not quite an eye for an eye, but close

    ***
    Anthony Boyd, 54, has been executed by nitrogen gas in Alabama for his role in the 1993 murder of Gregory Huguley, who was burned alive over a $200 cocaine debt.

    He was pronounced dead at 6.33pm on Thursday at the William C Holman Correctional Facility, authorities confirmed.
    ***

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/killer-executed-with-controversial-nitrogen-gas-uses-final-words-to-call-for-change-to-justice-system/ar-AA1P637m

    In the south, if you kill someone, we gonna kill you back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-lmcdlq4A

    I’m against the death penalty, but if we must have it, nooses and guillotines in public are the way to go. I’d rather see hardcore criminals sent to Alaska with just enough to stay alive.

    • EvilSheldon

      They’re actually using N2 asphyxiation in production now? Huh.

      I’m actually surprised at the common sense on display here.

    • Derpetologist

      Chop-chop square in Riyadh is the place to see public amputations and decapitations:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deera_Square

      Riyadh means gardens in Arabic. The tree of sharia must refreshed at times with blood infidels and thieves.

    • rhywun

      Torn on it.

      The problem with being against the death penalty is that sometimes “bad dudes” get back out. To me the whole point of priz is keep criminals from preying on the innocent.

    • The Last American Hero

      you know who else was in charge when people were killed in a gas chamber?

      • ron73440

        Yuri Luzhkov?

  19. Common Tater

    “But to be objective, there is no such thing as objectivity. Objectivity is subjective. Any reporter telling you they are being objective is either lying or doesn’t understand reality or both. Journalism is the art of using the scientific method to communicate facts to the public. There are no absolutes. Forty years in this business has taught me one inescapable fact: You cannot understand or treat the disease that has stricken the news media unless you’ve worked in it while wearing a variety of hats….

    She is Donald Trump’s White House mouth piece. Thankfully she doesn’t get much airtime, because it’s often a pre-pubescent, darkly comic, rage-induced tragedy when she does. She, and every other high-ranking member of Trump’s current regime, are destined to go down in history as the most feckless, angriest group of criminal incompetents ever gathered under one roof.”

    https://www.salon.com/2025/10/24/trump-and-leavitt-watch-with-glee-as-the-press-is-crumbling/

    LOL

    • rhywun

      Cry harder, Salon.

    • Ted S.

      Articles like this are why the press is crumbling.

      • ron73440

        For a laugh, I scrolled through the headlines this guy wrote in the past.

        We may have found TDS patient zero.

    • EvilSheldon

      “But to be objective, there is no such thing as objectivity.”

      I’m trying to imagine being this stupid, and not having a very good time with it…

      • (((Jarflax

        When stupidity is your objective, you objectively object to your brain’s objections to your object.

    • The Last American Hero

      Sure and KJP was the real life incarnation of CJ Craig.

      • ron73440

        I never liked Psaki, but at least she was competent.

        The same could not be said for KJP.

      • rhywun

        “Like, are you OK? Please blink four times,” Psaki said.

        Helpfully, she has shown her true colors.

        She is a pig like all the rest.

      • ron73440

        She is a pig like all the rest.

        Without a doubt.

        I said the other day that I always thought gingers having no soul was just an internet meme, but she makes it reality.

        It cannot be denied that she was leagues above KJP in terms of being good at her job.

      • Common Tater

        They both psuck.

  20. Common Tater

    Stonks be wildin.

  21. Common Tater

    “Illegal migrant and truck driver Harjinder Singh, who was allegedly responsible for a fatal crash in Florida earlier this year, reportedly failed the test to get his commercial driver’s license (CDL) 10 times before he finally got it in 2023…

    Investigators with the Florida Attorney General’s Office told Fox News on Thursday that Singh failed his CDL knowledge exam in Washington state 10 times between March 10, 2023, and May 5, 2023, and his air brakes knowledge exam twice.”

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/transportation/illegal-migrant-charged-fatal-florida-crash-reportedly-failed-cdl

    What a dumbass.

    • R.J.

      How can someone be that fucking stupid?

      • UnCivilServant

        You’d think that after the first five failures he’d realize trucking just wasn’t for him.

    • Derpetologist

      The jobs go to the people who show up for them. If they can’t get enough warm bodies, they drop their standards temporarily or permanently.

      So it goes.

  22. The Other Kevin

    Car accidents suck. I have a slight headache and I’m a little sore. Better than yesterday, but my wife convinced me to take another day off today. There are still phone calls to be made, to the tow yard, rental car company, and I’m waiting to hear from the lawyer. Now I know what all this “pain and suffering” talk is about. My life is completely disrupted because of that douche bag.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sorry. Do painkillers help?

      • The Other Kevin

        Yeah ibuprofen is working. They gave me muscle relaxers, but that conflicts with my blood pressure meds so I’m avoiding them.

    • Common Tater

      Hopefully the headache is due to having to deal with all that shit and not the accident itself.

      • The Other Kevin

        A bit of both.

    • kinnath

      As bad as this is, it doesn’t match the headaches of having a severely damaged, but not totalled, vehicle. That turns in to months of hassle waiting to the vehicle repaired while you are left to your own resources to find alternate transportation.

      Speaking from experience. I had my truck damaged 500 miles from home. It took two months to get it fixed, and then I had to go get it. The other party’s insurance paid for the travel expenses of picking it up. But they did not provide a replacement vehicle for the two months it took to get my truck back.

      • The Other Kevin

        I believe that. Last time my kid totaled my car, insurance didn’t pay for new $1600 hand controls. None of this is ever easy. Even though it should be.

      • Threedoor

        That sucks.
        We got into one wreck away from home that was a total.

        Out the $1700 for the super cool 84 Subaru Brat, motel, and may dad came to get us. He let us pay for his fuel and motel.

        Once the Adrenalin wore off was sore for a month. Driver of the other vehicle who was at fault didn’t even know it had happened. At least UPS didn’t press charges on us for hitting their semi next to us after the initial crash.

    • The Last American Hero

      Don’t forget to sue of denial of conjugal rights.

      I had a friend involved in a car accident. The other driver was at fault but got pretty banged up. The lawsuit vs my friend included 25 counts including denial of conjugal rights. Insurance company told the other guy to fuck off, by which I mean they settled for 25k. Even though other driver was drunk illegally drove across oncoming traffic and the cops wrote it up as such.

      • ron73440

        If I’m reading this correctly, the drunk guy got 25K?

        After he sued when he was at fault?

        CWAA

  23. The Late P Brooks

    My life is completely disrupted because of that douche bag.

    “But you have insurance.”

    Every time I hear somebody say that I want to choke them.

    • ron73440

      Yep, when my wife’s 09 Corrola was totaled from an idiot turning left into her, we spent about a month with out her car and then I got $3500 for replacement.

      Better than nothing, but not near what it took to replace it.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s what I’m expecting now. Keep your expectations low right?

    • Rat on a train

      It’s fine if you beat them. That is what insurance is for.

  24. Common Tater

    “Judge Guirola wrote, “In the opinion of the Court, Congress only contemplated biological sex when it enacted Title IX in 1972. Therefore, the Court finds that HHS exceeded its authority by implementing regulations redefining sex discrimination and prohibiting gender-identity discrimination.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/federal-judge-rules-bidens-hhs-overstepped-its-authority-when-altering-title-ix-to-include-gender-identity

    Gender identity wasn’t a thing then.

    • rhywun

      Does this mean I don’t have to pay for prisoner sex-change operations any more?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      And Title IX refers specifically to sex with no mention of gender, and we’ve been told that sex and gender are different things. If they want to expand Title IX to include gender, then Congress needs to change the law. Of course the “good people” will probably consider my opinion to be anti-democratic and authoritarian.

      • rhywun

        Congress needs to change the law

        Pfft. We can’t have them doing their fucking job.

        See: every other issue they grandstand over.

    • R.J.

      There are still bizarro DNS issues going on with some wifi tied to ATT.
      I had to rorget and reconnect the wifi for my Nintendo Switch repeatedly through Wednesday. it absolutely refused to connect and claimed a DNS issues.
      My phone still has mystery failures to connect which resolve when I switch from WiFi to cell service.
      Once work ends today I am going to reset the router to see if that helps to resolve it.
      Oddly the Roku TVs were totally unaffected.

    • ron73440

      *points to links*

      Umm…yeah, it’s right there.

      • Rat on a train

        drugs are mentioned in the timeline

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Another casualty of Trump’s destruction

    The rapid demolition of the White House’s East Wing, meant to clear the way for President Donald Trump’s massive gilded ballroom, has annihilated the office space traditionally assigned to the first lady and her staff. Though it seems an obvious slight to a role whose occupants have struggled to be taken seriously, we’ve heard nothing on the matter from first lady Melania Trump. Her silence only highlights her approach to much of her husband’s second term — and how little she likely cares about the ways her husband’s unnecessary vanity project will affect her potential successors.

    Maybe he’s planning a kitchen where future First Ladies can bake cookies.

    • Rat on a train

      Maybe Trump will add offices for the entire extended family.

    • ron73440

      I am tired of all of the crying about this.

      Not one of these idiots complained when Obama did it with tax money, and surely this will be better than putting up tents for large events.

    • Threedoor

      First Ladies should not have a staff paid for by the taxpayer.

      They are not elected.
      They have a ceremonial title.

    • The Last American Hero

      You know who else was fond of making use of ovens in his administration?

      • creech

        Nebuchanezzer?

      • Rat on a train

        Teddy Roosevelt?

    • rhywun

      LOL that’s pathetic sauce even for MSNBC. Are they even trying anymore?

    • rhywun

      These are the same people who trashed her for four, now five years straight.

    • UnCivilServant

      A platoon of clone troopers led by a overweight elder with no ammo?

      • R.J.

        The threat to murder Americans in Bolivia should definitely be taken seriously. Americans should evac.

      • UnCivilServant

        Now before we panic, was that threat against North Americans or South Americans in Bolivia?

      • (((Jarflax

        The United States also spends $895 billion on defense, while Venezuela’s military budget is $3.9 million, only a fraction of that amount.

        $3.9 million is technically a fraction of $895 billion, but outside of very precise physics applications it is hard to imagine a situation in which that fraction is distinguishable from a rounding error.

        .000436% unless I screwed up the decimal point, which I may well have

      • UnCivilServant

        Excel agrees with your math.

        But cash doesn’t make the military.

      • (((Jarflax

        I don’t disagree, I just found the phrasing amusing.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    If the move back to the Executive Mansion becomes permanent, it would be a regressive move that literally moves the Office of the First Lady away from the office and back into the home. It would at least be an on-brand decision from a White House that has rapidly rolled back decades of women’s rights and empowerment. But the lack of comment at all from Melania Trump on that shift underscores that, much like her husband, she has little interest in how her choices affect anyone other than herself.

    That sounds like the behavior of a strong, independent, self-confident woman. What a bitch.

    • Common Tater

      “a White House that has rapidly rolled back decades of women’s rights and empowerment”

      They’re just making shit up.

      • rhywun

        And yet their readers slop up the most obvious lies.

        It’s breathtaking.

  27. Threedoor

    Why would I blame anyone for the shutdown?

    I want to congratulate them.
    Buy them a beer and tell them to keep up the good work.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    They are beating the fuck out of this drum

    This year, Destinee Weeks and her husband, who manage a herd of about 250 cattle in northern Oklahoma, began to see a profit for the first time in a decade. So Weeks was shocked and dismayed when she learned President Trump was looking to import more beef from another country.

    “ It feels like a slap in the face to rural America,” she said. “It makes you feel invisible and overlooked.”

    I bet they are steadfastly opposed to bringing fuel and fertilizer costs down. Laissez faire free market fanatics, they are.

    • Threedoor

      Why do you bury farmers only two feet deep?

      So they can still get a hand out.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    First Ladies should not have a staff paid for by the taxpayer.

    They get free room and board, for crying out loud.

    • Rat on a train

      I pay for the White House. I should get to stay there when visiting.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    The U.S. already imports a record amount of beef from other countries, including Argentina, according to David Anderson, a livestock economist at Texas A&M University.

    The challenge with relying on foreign meat to bring down prices is that the U.S. is the world’s largest consumer of beef. Anderson said it’s unlikely that Argentina has nearly enough supply to satisfy America’s appetite.

    “They just don’t have the kind of supplies that they could export to us that would make much of a noticeable impact on U.S. beef prices to consumers,” he said.

    Which is it? Argentine beef will crash the market, or it will have a negligible effect?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, that depends – Are we talking Gaucho beef, or beef with a suspiciously German surname?

      • R.J.

        Gaucho Beef should be a Glibs handle.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Gaucho Beef was my porn name.

    • R.J.

      Mt fear is that Trump will decide “OK, let’s subsidize American Beef until the prices come down.”

      • ron73440

        Reading that made my brain hurt, but it wouldn’t shock me.

      • (((Jarflax

        Mt fear is the inland remake of that movie where DeNiro acted significantly less insane than he sounds when talking about politics.

    • Threedoor

      Beef is good for you.
      I want to be able to buy more of it.
      I want to stop paying to prop up unprofitable farmers and ranchers in the U.S.

      Cut regs
      End tariffs
      End subsidies

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Keep them in the stone age, where they belong

    Meda DeWitt, Alaska senior manager with The Wilderness Society, said that with Thursday’s announcement the administration “is placing corporate interests above the lives, cultures and spiritual responsibilities of the people whose survival depends on the Porcupine caribou herd, the freedom to live from this land and the health of the Arctic Refuge.”

    Liberal zookeeper wants all her pets to stay just as they are.

    • Common Tater

      Porcupine caribou??

    • (((Jarflax

      Leaders in Indigenous Gwich’in communities near the refuge consider the coastal plain sacred, noting its importance to a caribou herd they rely upon, and they oppose drilling there. Leaders of Kaktovik, an Iñupiaq community within the refuge, support drilling and consider responsible oil development to be key to their region’s economic well-being.

      Translation, Indians who don’t live there want in on the profits the Indians who do live there are poised to reap.

    • rhywun

      What’s Stone Age for “Take me to civilization, please!”

    • Threedoor

      Land swap that makes the federal holding larger.

      Fuck no.

      Sell it ALL.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    The Center for Biological Diversity, an environmental group, said the latest land agreement would exchange about 500 acres (202 hectares) of “ecologically irreplaceable wilderness lands” within the refuge for up to 1,739 acres (703.7 hectares) of King Cove Corp. lands outside the refuge. Tribal leaders in some communities further north, in Yup’ik communities in the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta region, have expressed concerns that development of a road would harm the migratory birds important to their subsistence ways of life.

    “Along with the Native villages of Hooper Bay and Paimiut, we absolutely plan to challenge this decision in court,” said Cooper Freeman, the center’s Alaska director.

    U.S. Sen. L

    It will be a six lane interstate, jammed with leaky oil trucks going 80 mph all day and all night.

    • (((Jarflax

      I’m pretty sure caribou, deer, and elk do just fine in oil fields. They certainly don’t seem scarce in the ones I have seen.

      • UnCivilServant

        You mean the industry that only needs to poke a few holes in the ground and can use elevated pipelines to move the material out doesn’t disrupt the activity of local fauna?

      • (((Jarflax

        Shocking isn’t it?

      • Threedoor

        They like the warm pipe lines.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Reading that article about NYC schools, all I can do is ask myself why anyone would put their child in the NYC school system.

    • EvilSheldon

      For the same reason that some parents push their child to be trans. Fashionable virtue signaling is the most important thing in the cult world.

    • Threedoor

      Why give your kid to the state at all?

      I want the full privatization of all levels of education.

      The clowns that say they value and care for education will never open their wallets to pay for it. Only mine.