I really don’t get how when Ron DeSantis was in the race for the Republican nomination and Steam Boat Willy entered the public domain his PR team didn’t Republican Pounce all over that shit. He made his name Culture Warring with Disney and there was a soft underbelly exposed. Anyway, I fucking did it for him, but he had already dropped out by the time I finished, so I had to tag it with The Hat saying DeSantis now supported Donald. This is why with me in charge NW will win a judgeship.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 72
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CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
I still don’t get how DeSantis blew it so badly. I guess things worked out in the end but for some time there I thought Donald fans were gonna hand the prize to fucking Kamala.
The Covid Craziness just didn’t matter to the average American. Combine with DeSantis’ flip flopping on Ukraine, and he is done.
The Covid Craziness just didn’t matter to the average American.
Sigh. Why I’m black pilled most days, reason 666.
I think that’s what shocked me the most. I was furious about the lock downs. It looks like the large majority were happy to forget about it.
And now Donald seems to be careening us into a war over Ukraine anyway.
Yay.
Sorry Jeb
What? Jeb isn’t the smartest? Then how come he had a flawless victory?
Your link. I do not think it does what you think it does.
COOL LINK BRO!
I’m juggling a few things here tonight, so I’m not paying as much attention as I should to important things like linking.
Thanks! I got it right this time.
I am a Firster trapped in the body of a woman trapped inside the body of a man.
That so? And all this time I assumed that you were just an asshole.
BUT NEVER SECOND!
I don’t think any of us are just assholes. Not even you.
Hello, all, and special thanks to CPRM.
Just spent an hour helping Dad, with the last bit being his steady and heart-felt trek up the 17 stairs to his bed. This is his second lesson in dire-stoicism, with his right knee just replaced last week. He handles it differently, worse, than I did with my hips. (He’s also Him, and me, Me.)
He’s doing well, but it’s a nasty irony, somehow being the legit Elder Statesman when it comes to his current ailment. I’ve done the best I can and all is well for the eve. Tomorrow, my eldest nephew (12) has another track meet, a 1.8 mile-affair. His last time was 12:46, his PR. He’s just a born-runner. All the energy me and his dad have, expressed in him, is simply best-expressed through track. And, damn! That kid can play. Damn good drummer and pianist, already, and he’s venturing into stringy-stuff w viola and guitar. He’s distinctly his father’s son. (The 5yo is distinctly my kind. This pleases me so.)
Productive day applying for various gigs. Still editing my next submission. I need to tighten it up, especially for Crush, who’s expressed interest in reading my work.
You can show your crush my Firsts and tell them they are yours if it gets you laid.
I’m not just THE Bro, but also A Bro.
I had thought you were named after some stinky French cheese
Fromage de pue
Might I suggest, ‘Wing-Bro’.
A Bro by any other name would still be just as awesome. And First.
I’m trying to think of an appropriate nickname…
Manfred von Richthofen was known as the Red Baron or the Ace of Aces.
If you get Evan laid with his crush, you could call yourself the Bro of Bros. Or maybe the Red Wing Bro. Although that last might be problematic.
My nickname would probably be something like Ernst Udets, the Black Death, which is unfortunate.
Lack of sleep last night combined with trying to sleep off cold symptoms has left me wide awake now.
Do I try to get more sleep?
Are you awake enough to write? Pound that keyboard, baby.
I don’t think so. The pressure in my head distracts me.
Let us celebrate the (soon) dawn and toast the sun!
Do be well, all. The day should go well, w Gav’s track meet to close out the day.
Let us celebrate a .gov shut down.
🍿🍾
Good morning Glibertalians!
🤪🌤️🍳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc
🎶🎶
Fuck Delta ever so much.
I’ve had better seats, service, and amenities on a gods damned Frontier flight.
They hate to fly and it shows.
Good morning, Sean, EfE, Mr. Ilium (an unexpected pleasure! Just barely still morning where you are, I gather,) Ted’S., and Stinky!
Morning, GT.
🤧
Got woken up by my runny nose. I don’t recommend it.
Oh, dear! I’m sorry you’re not feeling better! 😟
Mr. Ilium is making a Brass Monkey in honor of Jane Goodall.
I’m still in a plane, after a 7 hour delay and a leg change to fucking Minnesota.
😖
Blame the shutdown and OBE.
https://apnews.com/article/new-york-city-apartment-building-collapse-bronx-8fd1eea783efccf47112f9820e406bec
Yikes.
See! The shutdown is killing people!
I am shocked. 🙄
(This is the model that the next mayor wants to replicate across the city for everybody. Never mind that tens of billions of dollars meant for maintenance of the current system somehow mysteriously went *poof*.)
This summer’s NYCHA fun.
https://www.thecity.nyc/2024/02/05/legionnaires-disease-kills-nycha-resident-brooklyn/
It might be the biggest money laundering operation in NYC. Which is saying something.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/10/breaking-secret-service-agent-fell-asleep-job-united/
The fuq?
Nothing left to cut.
Must have been quite the bathroom emergency to do that. Maybe he ate lunch at Chipotle?
He learned from Brian Sicknick.
So that is where Michael Byrd is now?
The same officer, an overweight African American man
Gee, I wonder if he was a DEI hire?
Did he have a beard or visible tats too? That’ll really piss off certain cabinet members.
Trump gives the monarchy of the Arab country a U.S. defense guarantee by executive order.
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/donald-trump-qatar-executive-order-middle-east-israel-hamas-fcbe9151?st=1a5arH&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Kind of of, sort of. It would appear to have been the price for the proposed “deal”.
I guessed right.
That country has been flooding the US will billions of dollars for years. It has bought and paid for major universities. And it is a major source of funding for terrorism.
Well done, shithead.
Feds cut ties to hate group
👍
https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/white-house-lawmakers-float-ideas-for-ending-government-shutdown-a5f137ab?st=8aH1c2&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Reading between the lines there is almost certainly going to be some kind of deal / extension on the ACA funding. Because that’s Team Stupid.
https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1973547959494365303
Vandalized postal vehicles. That’s kinda wild.