Ex-White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left Democratic Party, publisher of her book says
“Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States,” Jean-Pierre, the first Black woman and openly gay person to hold the position of White House press secretary, said in a statement released June 4.
“At noon on that day, I became a private citizen who, like all Americans and many of our allies around the world, had to contend with what was to come next for our country. I determined that the danger we face as a country requires freeing ourselves of boxes. We need to be willing to exercise the ability to think creatively and plan strategically.”
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Jean-Pierre was criticized at times for being evasive about Biden’s physical condition. The June 4 announcement from Legacy Lit says that she will take readers “through the three weeks that led to Biden’s abandoning his bid for a second term and the betrayal by the Democratic Party that led to his decision.”
“Betrayal! Biden was betrayed! That’s why I’m independent.”
It’s hard to make fun of these idiots because they are already a parodies of themselves.
Also, the image I used for the feature image on the previous article is 100% real and not AI generated. It’s from Getty.
Number of escaped monkeys still missing rises to three after Jasper County truck crash
JASPER COUNTY, Miss. —
Authorities say three monkeys remain on the loose after a truck transporting research animals from Tulane University overturned Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 59, north of Heidelberg.
The Jasper County Sheriff’s Department confirmed Tuesday evening that the number of missing monkeys has increased from one to three after Tulane officials were able to safely access the wrecked truck and conduct an updated count. Tulane staff arrived at the scene earlier than originally expected and are now actively searching the area for the missing animals.
The sheriff’s office warned that the monkeys have “several conditions” and are considered dangerous to humans. Residents are urged not to approach them and to call law enforcement immediately if they are spotted.
Look, OK, I know you guys and there will be those that blame me for this. That is dumb and insane. I would have released the Hep C monkeys directly into your homes.
Kourtney Kardashian is launching lollipops for your vagina
Kourtney Kardashian has launched a new addition to her Lemme line and it makes for quite an unexpected combo.
On Sunday, the newest iteration of her Lemme Purr supplements — the probiotic gummies and pills designed to support vaginal health — dropped exclusively at Target, and it comes in lollipop form.
Kourtney Kardashian Barker is following up last year’s limited-edition Lemme Glow lollipops with new ones for vaginal health. Just like the $30-per-bottle gummies, the main ingredient in the new $5.99-per-pack lollipops is the probiotic bacterium Bacillus coagulans.
Probiotics can help maintain the vaginal microbiome, the ecosystem of bacteria and fungi that live inside the vagina.
That’s important, because when the vaginal microbiome isn’t healthy — say, there’s too much bad bacteria or not enough good bacteria — women are at risk for issues like bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections and aerobic vaginitis.
OK, vagina story.
Once, on a Friday night, at the grocery store, the girl in line in front of me was only buying a big box of industrial strength tampons, a 12-pack of Diet Coke, and a roll of cookie dough. It took a lot of willpower for me to not say, “So, what are your plans for the weekend?”
I told y’all just last week that USA Hat was going to back a comeback.
There is no Donald but Donald and SugarFree is His Prophet.
Does this mean sugar is now haram?
I have always been haram. It’s one of my best features.
But you are free from sugar, so that doesn’t answer the question!
I thought you were parve.
Only caramelized. That’s purple haram.
A whiter shade of pale is ok.
Procol Harum has entered the chat.
So she’s straight now?
“We have to free ourselves from boxes” said the person who can’t tell you often enough that she is black, gay, and an immigrant.
Even a lesbian needs to think outside the box sometimes.
[golf clap] for SDF-7.
Not straight, she’s transitioning…
She’s similar to those on the Left who refers to themselves as Moderate even though they support every redistributionist commie policy that is out there.
They are moderate! They believe in using a backhoe to dig the mass grave rather than making the kulaks and wreckers dig it themselves!
“Once, on a Friday night, at the grocery store, the girl in line in front of me was only buying a big box of industrial strength tampons, a 12-pack of Diet Coke, and a roll of cookie dough.”
My wife worked at a grocery store in college. Her story was about a sheepish young couple who bought a cream pie, fake nails, and condoms.
I did get a comment once from the cashier at the grocery store when I was checking out one evening with a bottle of wine and some breakfast foods (kolaches, I think).
“Extra large box of Magnums and 2 quarts of Gatorade, please”
Don’t probiotics get wiped out by the digestive system or do you directly shove the lolli into the cooch?
I thought it was a coochypop, but now I have doubts.
You should quickly trademark coochypop and sell it if she failed to use that excellent turn of phrase.
You midwesterners. It is coochysoda. Coochycoke if you are a Texan.
I assumed it was a two person process, the eater eats the lollipop and then the eaten.
Cheetos For Her!
Yes
I think you swap back and forth for full effect.
I thought swapping back and forth caused yeast infections?
I had the same thought…
She didn’t leave the Democrats, the Democrats left her.
Maybe she just wandered away and got lost?
Authorities say three monkeys remain on the loose after a truck transporting research animals from Tulane University overturned Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 59, north of Heidelberg.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is how it begins…..
Edible dildos. What’ll they think of next?
WNBA concession franchise opportunity!
The fact it gets smaller over time is going to frustrate many users.
It seems that Karine Abdul Jabbar Jean Claude van Damme, who happens to be the first Black woman and openly gay person to hold the position of White House press secretary in case you haven’t heard, is beating out Bro in firsts.
But she only firsts to other black gay immigrant lesbians.
One day she’s going to meet a left-handed, lesbian, albino, midget Eskimo, and have to fight her for the ultimate power.
There can be only one (Highlander movie…)
“the number of missing monkeys has increased from one to three”
I know those things fuck like crazy but damn.
Someone must’ve spilled some water on it.
Were they licensed?
From the dead thread.
When I was a kid we called it Meijer Thrifty Acres.
https://www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=176426
When my sister was at Michigan State, they called it Meijer Shifty Takers.
Sounds about right
Gunslinger: when I came to Michigan in 1969 that’s what they called themselves. Not sure when they dropped it to just Meijer.
The one we shopped at in Jenison had a play area for kids with dinosaurs to climb on. My mom would leave us there to play while she shopped.
There are a number of contradictions and holes in the monkey story.
First, there is nothing about what caused the truck to crash and turn over. I have visions of monkeys escaping and causing the crash either directly or indirectly.
Then, there is the contradiction between the driver telling the Sheriff’s deputies that PPE was needed to handle the monkeys, then the contradictory statement by Tulane that the monkeys were perfectly safe, recently had exams.
Finally, on one hand Tulane assures us monkeys are perfectly safe, yet they aren’t Tulane’s monkeys, weren’t being transported by Tulane, etc. The actual owner and transporter are not identified.
Perhaps a Trunk Monkey?
It is obviously the fault of the Mississippi interstate highway maintenance department.
Tulane’s — good, Four Lanes… bad.
Lighting the Swiss Signal. You should have left Orwell enough alone.
The monkeys were driving. They got a CDL in California.
Hey, at least they speak some sign language English.
I’ve been using a group of trained monkeys to go around town and give handjobs to bums, socially inept foreign students, etc. It’s been a lucrative weekend side gig, though I still wouldn’t let them around macaque.
Getting the beasts to learn sign language doubles the price, since just like with a deaf girl, it then counts as oral.
Okay, I’m in Italy on vacation and I realize that I don’t comment very much, just lurk, but I’m actually quite disappointed that we’ve gotten this far and haven’t had a callback to this:
https://youtu.be/Rcozed_BJWM?si=LwNJ5fnRvEgbpvPP
My apologies if the link doesn’t work. I’ll blame the Italian internets. Also, I realize this is a chimp and not a monkey but in this world where Karine Jean-Pierre is considered credible enough for a book deal I’m taking it.
I think we’re too preoccupied with this scenario to go with yours.
Hmmm…it is missing the Southern element present in mine though.
Enjoy your vacay! (Whereabouts?) Here, I get to flaunt my age-privilege – I don’t know wtf that show is. At all, without maybe some help. A comment referenced CHIPS, which I’ve heard of, but I don’t think that’s it, though possibly a spinoff w trucking in CA. With a monkey. They 70s were normal. Perfectly normal.
In modernity’s favor, give our comfort level to 1200s England and think of the entertainment *they’d* fucking come up with. Almost assuredly, just as retarded as the current masses, though possibly more literate than recent high school ‘graduates’ outta Chicago.
Vaffanculo, Tulpa!
I’m thinking more 28 Days Later, SDF.
Spent some time in Naples and now in Rome for several days. Been here before but I didn’t have much time, so now I’m roaming around a bit. Actually found an amazing Sichuan restaurant tonight. There’s only so much pizza and pasta one man can take.
And yes, the 70s and early 80s were a strange time with some odd mixes being generated.
Spent some time in Naples
I hope you didn’t spend all your time there just looking at the sights from you hotel room balcony.
Biggest mistake most people do there. Instead of getting out there and going all over, they just sit there Naple gazing.
They were filming the reboot of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp when PETA attacked…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUIuP2hUU0
You mean it’s not a free luxury vacation resort?
‘This reads similar to rounding up Jews or other people the Nazis didn’t like,’ Jesse Rabinowitz, of the National Homelessness Law Center, told The Times.
Elizabeth Lowe, 36, who has been homeless in the city, said she wouldn’t necessarily be opposed to going to the facility if she could freely leave.
But upon seeing a rendering of the design, she remarked to the outlet: ‘Okay, so straight up, this reminds me of a concentration camp.’
Democrat State Senator, Jen Plumb, said the plan makes her ‘super anxious’ as the facility could easily begin functioning like a ‘prison or a warehouse’ rather than a treatment facility, she told The Times.
Just give them cash and food stamps and let them gambol.
Also, it probably won’t let them shoot up or invite over all their drug dealer friends.
I’m holding out for Kourtney’s anal jawbreaker line…
(Side note – Anal Jawbreaker was the title of the split 7″ my punk band did with Pornstore Janitor…)
A split 7″ sounds painful.
Only the first time, honey…
Family story time:
When I was in high school we lived in upstate New York, south of Lake George. My mom and dad were going someplace, up the Northway (interstate). They had only gone a few miles, and my mom turned to my dad and said, “There’s a monkey sitting on the guardrail.”
My dad responded with something along the lines of “Stop making shit up.”
They went wherever they went, and when they got home they told the story. My mom was adamant. She had goddam good and well seen a monkey sitting on the guardrail next to the highway. Lo, and behold, the next day, in the newspaper (that’s how long ago it was) there appears a story about how a chimpanzee had escaped from the local tourist trap “wild animal park”. They chased it through the woods all afternoon until a state trooper plugged it in somebody’s back yard.
Believe all mothers.
Related story I’ve told before: Of all oddities living in Singapore for a couple years, the monkeys were the most distinct. Not every day, but frequently, empty bus stops outside would have macaques chilling in the shade provided, literally sitting in the seats reserved for humans. Looked like monkeys waiting for the morning commute. They’d chill and folk knew to not fuck with ’em, or at least I never saw any reaction to this. *shrug* Just casually accepted in the jungle. (With an ultra fancy human encampment therein.)
Another ‘close’ call, then-Lady and I were walking on a path along a lake, and a troop of ~10 macaques popped out the forest to casually stroll ahead of us on the same boardwalk. The little ‘uns were cute and the moms were guiding ’em along their journey, but the following alpha was probably 40lbs of shit I absolutely didn’t want to deal with. Never was a confrontation, nor glimmer of one, and we were happy to be ignored, but we made sure to not get anywhere resembling ‘between’ the parents and their toddlers. Those males had big fucking teeth and feet that could claw your throat as its arms strapped ’round your neck. No wanty.
I was sure you were going to say it was a black dude.
Exactly my thought too. It would explain why Momma Brooksy was so mad that they didn’t stop.
As usual here the whole issue must be deeply intertwined with race.
Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help
OTH, $10m of taxpayer money for not following procedures.
“[The convicted deputy] Grayson and another deputy arrived at Massey’s home in Springfield, Illinois, early on the morning of July 6, 2024, after she reported a prowler. He shot the 36-year-old woman after confronting her about how she was handling a pot of hot water she had removed from her stove.”
Chill. The. Fuck. Out.
Concentrating all of your posts on useless front bonus hole people of oppression makes you an -ist and a -phobe and a bearer of privilege.
I’d like to tell at the manager.
*Applauds
BOY: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the bacteria-filled center of a Lemme Purr Pop?
MR OWL: Let’s find out… One.. Two…Three
*CRUNCH NOISE*
MR OWL: Three
_______
Wait… you’re supposed to put the Lemme Purr Pop in her mouth?
We need to crowd fund a SugarFree brand Kegel pop. I’ll leave it up to him to describe the shape, texture, and flavor.
The Kegelcizer!
As long as there are videos of kegel stands at frat parties, I’ll be happy.
Do those Kardashian pops look like these?
With our recent Mississippi monkey business, I think we should just set the local rednecks (or even bring in some authentic coonasses from Louisiana) and tell them “It’s monkey season now. You can hunt ’em at night if you want. Limit is three.”
Problem solved.
And according to acclaimed Cajun chef René Boudreaux, “You can roast ’em, smoke ’em, grill ’em, braise ’em, deep fry ’em, stir fry ’em, sauté ’em, boil ’em, hell, even put ’em in the sous vide and finish ’em in the oven. Ain’t no wrong way to eat a rhesus.”
Ain’t no wrong way to eat a rhesus.
Even in pieces?
You stop that.
From the Get Off My Lawn Department:
Wondering why people consider the NBA to be a clown show these days? Try this one on for size.
It was a travel before he reached the free throw line.
He damn near traveled to Europe. He needs a passport for that move!
1, 2… 5!
Not a travel, a vacation.
He gets paid to score points, not publish an itinerary.
I learned it from you LeBron!
Just get rid of the dribble altogether.
Joe Biden hit hardest!
Which flavor would be your favorite?
My favorite flavor would be apple?
Pollyanna Thinking Champion of the World goes to ….
This guy who thinks that polio can be completely eradicated.
Mostly because:
I just don’t think Pakistan and Afghanistan are going to be easy to fix. Especially since they are all heading to England.
Regarding Karine:
https://thelibertydaily.com/watching-mike-tyson-fight-baby-democrats-reportedly-cant/
Hearing that a bunch of “anonymous Democrats” are shitting all over her because she abandoned them just makes me root for her.
Every one of them is probably more of a loathsome swamp creature than she could hope to be.
Interesting how the insults share overlap, like talking points had been released: “A car crash is fascinating to watch,” the Democratic strategist told the outlet. “She was the top communicator for the president of the United States and she can’t get through basic interviews.”
The same Democratic strategist also compared Jean-Pierre’s heavily scrutinized interview with The New Yorker published on Monday — in which the former press secretary discusses her book at length — 𝐭𝐨 “𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐓𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲,” Politico reported…
… “It’s like 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐞𝐧𝐝 of the pool,” one anonymous individual who worked with Jean-Pierre…”
Uh, so now you know how we feel? Rally the (remaining) troops against the heretic. She needs to be *thoroughly* destroyed, lest she cast *any* light on how bad shit really was in the WH. I’m also rooting for her now, and I hope she takes this *very* personally. Burn every bridge on the way out, Karine, cuz they ain’t letting you back in, regardless. Might as well go out with a bang.
C’mon, baby doll. Only your gayest, blackest and immigrantest self can safe us!
Free the People has a two part interview with Thomas Massie. About two hours total.
Part one on beef.
Part two on Epstein and Israel.
DEG – We both forgot that the Tulpas and FBI minders all leave for dinner at the same time every day. Just you and me for now.
I started to watch the Massie piece and got distracted by some guy talking about the history of Aiwa.
Aiwa? The stereo manufacturer?
This muppet is still here. I’m typing between sets. Gotta keep those green furry guns locked and loaded.
I now have dinner and a promising start to Game 5 after a talk with MN Munchkin.
But I do be here.