Scenes from Glibs Gulch:
I’m doing everything in my power to make the village regret putting me in a position of power. I’m arguing hard for property rights against a group of very HOA-like Progs who want to do everything they can to use zoning and permitting ordinances to satisfy their personal sense of esthetics. As I calmly shoot down proposed new restrictions by arguing logical points, I can see the blood vessels on the sides of their heads pulse in the manner of Talosians.
In the meantime, we had a tranny thrift shop open, talk about hours of fun.
The cannabis dispensary next door to our café is getting close to opening, so we’re bracing for a massive uptick in pastry sales.
One of our customers complained that our soup of the day was too spicy. Mulligatawny? Tom Yum? Pho? Nope. Chicken noodle, with that devil spice, black pepper.
Village finances are disastrous, and the mayor is sitting on a $2MM state-provided fund. Apparently, the red tape to use it is made of Kevlar.
Red tape is also used for wrapping birthday gifts, so let’s use some for the people having birthdays today, who include a smart woman married to a piece of shit president; the original Mary Ann before Dawn Wells; someone with Obama’s attitude but actual achievements; the guy who was no-shit the model for James Bond; one of the funniest humans to ever walk among us; a brilliant filmmaker who saw the future better than others did; the finest pair of breasts to ever walk among us; an actress who ruined her career once she got bolt-ons; and a hot teenager who grew into a generic “beautiful” actress.
Links are not beautiful, but are obligatory.
“You won’t have Margie to kick around anymore.” Taking her Republican cloth coat with her.
Surprise, surprise, authoritarians love each other. For a moment, anyway.
He gave our justice system the respect it deserves.
The Constitution is pretty clear on this.
Think of it as evolution in action.
“We can’t shake the people’s faith in our authority and wisdom.” I would vote gibbetting.
I have a solution to this. Here’s the archive version. The photo they chose reinforces my views- my god, that thing is hideous.
A certain fashionista doctor teases me about my almost exclusive wearing of quarter zips during cool months. Now I can say that I was just ahead of the curve.
Our patent system is badly broken, so let’s make it worse. This was hits particularly hard for me since I have been on the wrong side of lawsuits based on clearly invalid patents.
To be fair, she doesn’t look fat. How about “Horseface?”
Bonus SugarFree Links (long story, he wrote them but I inherited them):
Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Says ‘Bubba’ Isn’t Bill Clinton After Epstein Email About ‘Trump Blowing Bubba’ Goes Viral
After an email in the Jeffrey Epstein files went viral for its reference to President Donald Trump “blowing Bubba,” Jeffrey’s brother is offering clarification about the message.
The House Oversight Committee recently released a large amount of documents from Jeffrey’s estate, and Trump — who was mentioned multiple times in the files — is once again being scrutinized over his relationship with the convicted sexual offender. The documents include an email from Mark Epstein that references photos of Trump, 79, “blowing Bubba.”
“Bubba” is a nickname of Bill Clinton; however, Mark told The Advocate in a story published on Sunday, Nov. 16, that the individual isn’t the former president.
“For the avoidance of doubt, the reference to ‘Bubba’ in this correspondence is not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton,” Mark said in a statement to the outlet.
I have seen the beating heart of this world and the black blood it circulates.
Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim
Rina Oh, who has long claimed she was among the scores of young women preyed on and abused by Epstein, dropped the unsettling revelation in a recent Substack interview with magazine maven Tina Brown.
“He had an extremely deformed penis,” Oh, 46, told Brown.
“Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.”
Rumors about Epstein’s apparent egg-shaped genitalia emerged when he was grilled by a lawyer in 2009 as part of a civil lawsuit brought by a number of underage alleged victims.
So…
Trump has a penis with a huge head on it, “like a mushroom” according to sworn testimony.
Epstein had a “lemon-shaped” penis.
Harvey Weinstein had his balls relocated to his thighs because of “gangrene of the perineum” and had such a profound case of erectile dysfunction that he had to inject meds directly into the dorsal vein of his penis to get hard. (And once jacked-off into a houseplant.)
Paula Jones drew Bill Clinton’s penis as proof that she had seen him naked, describing the base of his shaft had “a very distinctive shape.”
LBJ liked to show off his monster hog to all sorts of people.
What other penis secrets are out there, what deformities, what treasure?
The Old Guy is delighted to be living in a world where this classic gets a modern big band treatment.
the blood vessels on the sides of their heads pulse in the manner of Talosians
With any luck you’ll push that right into Scanners territory.
But with no arts grants where can we reflect on civil rights and race relations?
In my car on Break 1 and I’m perhaps first?
I love the cock talk testimony. I’d be cock o’ the perp walk.
Thanks, Ted. Me likey good punctuation. *Grrgle*
Think about it.
a smart woman married to a piece of shit president
Happy birthday Eleanor Roosevelt!
Smart?
Don’t deflect my shot on FDR!
Adams wasn’t all that bad – the problems of his presidency involved the problems within his party. Even winning the election (in ’96, and losing in 1800) was because of Hamilton’s shenanigans.
Impossible. I saw the play? Hamilton was nearly perfect.
Trump’s trusted advisor Susie Wiles talking to him about MTG.
https://x.com/Hawk_Bluelight/status/1991246204479652097
Hmm, I think there is room in the SugarFreeverse for a reprise of The Picture of Dorian Gray. The Penis of Jeffrey Epstein, wherein his penis receives all the marks of vice and age leaving him unmarred, until one lonely night in his jail cell, the penis has had enough and decides to finally make Jeffrey hung.
I see what you did there.
I always thought MTG was an idiot. I have said that here many times, but deciding to leave the cesspool that is congress makes me think better of her.
She is an idiot for being loyal to Trump.
She went to New York and stood outside the courthouse while most of her colleagues thought the lawfare was funny. She spent all of last year campaigning around the country for him. She was 100% on board with his agenda – until his agenda changed to not releasing the Epstein files while importing infinity H1Bs and Chinese students.
Trump being mercurial??? Say it ain’t so!
She’s an idiot because she is always absolutely certain of whatever nonsense she has decided to believe and thinks screaming half understood ideas is a valuable activity. Some of those ideas were that Trump was a principled messiah rather than a bull in a china shop.
Usually you have watch pro wrestling to see that kind of heel turn.
Yeah, standing on whatever principles she’s espousing this week is worth some faint praise.
Both of them are flopping around so violently, though, I suspect we’re really just seeing a clash of wills.
She’s probably smart to sidestep the ugly primary they were planning. Now she walks out and leaves Trump with to enjoy the shit sandwich he just made.
I think if she wants to be reelected, based on this article she gets reelected. If she wants to go on to higher office, she doesn’t get it.
So why not finish out her office term? Instead, quitting because…?
Special election and presumably a Republican wins that seat and becomes the incumbent for the mid-term. Better than a truly open contest.
Anointments are better.
James Bond played a piano bar?
She looked better in Personal Best, but Star 80 was still great.
Indeed, the O’gay-Po’Gee “art” is crap, and looks like one of those things on the side of the road were a kid died speeding while drunk. But, in all fairness, they can still build it, just with, wait for it, their Own MONEY!
Hah, bet the didn’t think of that!
No, they didn’t.
You may have my quarter-zips when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Wouldn’t that be pry them from your cold dead shoulders?
I only have full zip and no zip.
I am with Slum and OMWC, I love them. I also love V-necks and Henleys.
But, then again, I dress somewhere between a homeless drill sergeant and an aging vato.
I’m mostly aging vato trending towards welding student.
NOICE!
My favorite is a henway.
If you’re sauntering around with a Hanes white wife beater, white crew socks up to your knees and shorts that is all kinds of awesome.
Full Zip or no zip!
Bought a bunch of them for work years ago.
Now after reading a couple paragraphs of that worthless article and wanting to throw up, I want to throw them all out.
“UsForThem, a campaign group, requested that UKHSA release the data under freedom of information laws. But the agency refused, making a number of different arguments including that publishing the data “could lead to misinformation” that would “have an adverse impact on vaccine uptake” in the public.”
OFFS!!
Don’t threaten muh authoritay!
“A quango is a quasi-autonomous non-governmental organization that is partly controlled and/or financed by government bodies.”
A quagmire is a quasi-autonomous government that is partly controlled and/or looted by NGOs.
Giggity
““For the avoidance of doubt, the reference to ‘Bubba’ in this correspondence is not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton,” Mark said in a statement to the outlet.”
So Trump was blowing Bubba Smith?
The left sure loves using homosexual behavior as a gotcha. I don’t care if Trump starts every morning blowing dudes. I care that he got bored with cutting spending after a couple months and decided to go play Teddy Roosevelt on the world stage instead.
play Teddy Roosevelt
Fucking New Yorkers.
The Bubba in this fictional account isn’t Clinton but we will still mock Trump for the imagined action.
“But Mamdani appeared — at least for the time being — to neutralize those threats during the closed-door tête-à-tête by sticking to a strategy of staying laser-focused on issues of affordability, according to a top aide who sat in on the talk. ”
In other words, no idea.
So, two back stabbers have a meet up and a game of pretend ensues…
At least neither was deploying an army, as is all too typical in “diplomacy”.
Donald sucking up to that Islamofascist commie is the most objectionable thing he has done in two terms. Just so that traitorous rat could stroke his ego? Puke.
Revealing once more how stupid the Democratic Party is. If they praised him to high heavan, they could have gotten nearly anything they wanted.
Yep.
I gotta give it to Mamdani. It’s something we all have been saying here from day 1; the best way to deal with DT has always been to approach him in a respectful way and try to make a deal with him. Amazing that he seems to be the only one of the Dems that have figured this out after all this time.
Feelin hungry? Its Skyline time™.
Skyline Chili brings Mac & Cheese Way back for limited time
One of the most perfect food combinations of all time, second only to chocolate and peanut butter. 😋👍
Mac and Cheese is a human rights crime.
And here I thought my dislike for eggs was the most unusual food prejudice around.
dislike for eggs
Guy Fieri – is that you?
For me it was the texture. I liked them as a little kid, but at some point they started disgusting me
“Janos Pasztor was conflicted. Sitting in his home office in a village just outside Geneva, he stared into the screen of his computer, where a bizarre Zoom call was taking place. It was Jan. 31, 2024. The chief executive of an Israeli-U.S. startup, to whom Pasztor had only just been introduced, was telling him the company had developed a special reflective particle and the technology to release millions of tons of it high into the atmosphere. The intended effect: to dim the light of the sun across the world and throw global warming into reverse. The CEO wanted Pasztor, a former senior United Nations climate official, to help. The company called itself Stardust Solutions.”
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/11/21/stardust-geoengineering-janos-pasztor-regulations-00646414
WCPGW?
This seems like a very bad idea.
Oh, it’s a great idea but that’s before reality sets in.
Sounds like something from a financial advisor
Hey, you win some you lose some amiright? We made the best decision we could with the information at the time, sorry
your portfolio is now worth $3.50your house is under a mile of ice. Have you considered moving? Oh, I lost all your money investing in AI, and you can’t? Tough break pal!Huh, lets see if we can recreate the most destructive year ever, 537 AD.
That will go swell for the masses!
[ZPG devotees have a large collective orgasm]
What Chicken Plays Guild Wars?
So you are telling us MTG was right about the Jewish space lasers?
Are they from Minnesota?
I had a good friend on the Marines, he was from Norwegian blood and he thought ketchup was spicy.
It can be a thing.
https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Heinz-Tomato-Ketchup-Hot-Spicy_b9db2ef7-67aa-4165-84cc-fe3679416412.c014731e154b690a4d2dec4d77c76907.jpeg
Dinner at the Fourscores?
I witnessed this at a Thai restaurant in Oregon. From the table next to us: “we want the pad Thai, and the tom yum, but with no spice”
Watching the contortions on the wife’s face as I told her not to say a damn thing were priceless.
“When Lopez discovered the podcast she was hooked, listening to an episode almost every day. For $299, she joined FBS’s paid-for, private online community, the Lighthouse, where she met the three friends in the room when Esau was born. To prepare for her freebirth, she purchased The Complete Guide to Freebirth in May 2022 for $399 – a vast sum to the then 23-year-old nanny.”
Hippies just want to make money.
Would have all been stopped if the Podcast patent were enforced.
“Two twisted Texans allegedly planned to invade a small Haitian island with an army of homeless people — to kill all the men so they could enslave the women and kids as “their sex slaves,” according to federal prosecutors.
Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, were indicted for conspiracy to murder, maim or kidnap in a foreign country for the bonkers plot “for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies,” federal prosecutors announced Thursday.
The accused pedophiles “planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the [Washington, DC] homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d’etat,” the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Texas said of the island of about 100,000 people.”
https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/texas-creeps-indicted-in-murderous-plot-to-invade-tiny-island-and-make-women-and-kids-their-sex-slaves-feds/
Frankie says arm the unemployed.
Sounds like they were horning in on the UN’s territory, and we cannot allow that!
How can I donate to their cause?
I made chili Colorado tacos for a party today at casa de time.
They look and taste great.
I’ve got plans to do some chile verde in the near future.
Federal judges are “likely” to be mind-readers.
Meanwhile, explicitly racist gerrymanders in favor of the correct race(s) sail through unchallenged.
Goldilocks jurisprudence – you have to have just the right amount (and the correct party winning of course).
“An Ohio animal lover who rescued injured deer was killed by one of the animals in an enclosure at her home — but which buck has blood on its antlers has exploded into a raging controversy.
Jodi Proger spent the last 12 years rehabilitating whitetails on her five-acre Stewartsville, Ohio, property, about two hours south of Akron….
Proger’s Facebook page is dedicated to her relationship with Wheezer, who is pictured making himself comfortable on couches and beds inside the home.”
https://nypost.com/2025/11/22/us-news/ohio-woman-killed-by-deer-she-was-attempting-to-rehabilitate-in-an-enclosure-on-her-property/
They don’t look like Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler Moore.
Dont name anything you may have to eat.
We always named our cows, even the ones we were raising to butcher.
I always picked normal names for mine, but my brother would name his “T-Bone”, “Porterhouse”, and such.
“A man secretly lived in my house for four months – he stole my underwear, played my kid’s PlayStation, and drank straight from my milk carton”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/article-15257525/homeless-man-phrogging-squatter.html
doubt
That’s called welfare fraud to me.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2025/11/the-week-in-pictures-epstein-boomerang-edition.php
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15314723/amanda-bynes-dan-schneider-nickelodeon.html
WTF she looks terrible.
You don’t like the Insane Clown Posse eyebrows she is rocking these days? Or perhaps the heart tattoo on her cheek that looks like it was done in a correctional facility?
Child star is a bad look.
My town “lost” two million dollars so they decided to greatly increase parking fees and eliminate free parking on weekends to make up for it. Instead of, I dunno, cutting out some of the luxury-beliefs fluff and continuing to complain about “affordability”.
Why would they cut the stuff they enjoy when they can make the serfs pay instead?
Washington Monument strategy.
Sounds like we found our next Libertarian candidate.
You mean it won’t be MTG or, alternatively, some guy dressed like the Statue of Liberty with a boot on his head who sends out fundraising e-mails about “what I’m going to do when I undoubtedly win?”
Earlier this week, a panel of federal judges ruled 2-1 that Texas’s new map was likely a racial gerrymander and blocked the state from using it.
The dissent in this case was interesting.
It was a hilarious document.
What did it say?
Hier. It’s not hard to find if you want to read it.
Huh, looks like there was a Brown out in the opinion writing.
Judges and lawyers are too wordy. One should not have to respond with 110 pages to another’s 160 page document.
20 pages should be more enough for all sides.
But their verbiage is job security against us lowly non robed serfs.
THAT is a dissent! I wonder how he really feels. -SARC-
Is there a link to it? Did not see anything in the article.
Pot shop opening up next door? Gross. The small makes my nauseous.
A high school friend worked in the patent office for several years after he interned with Larry Craig.
He said that they had zero clue of how programing worked and were stuck in the 70s at best. This was about 15 years ago but I doubt it got any better. He also said that there wasent anyone there that understood basic mechanical devices. He worked at Sweitzer Engineering later and now I believe is a lawyer doing patents.
Can you use zoning to make the pot shop not stink?
I’m sure some multi million dollar negative pressure filtration system is available for them to buy.
/hastily prepares proposal
You can sell it to towns with pot shops and places like Dearbornistan where they will force non halal restaurants and households to equip it.
“Interned” is doing a lot of work there.
The entire Larry Craig thing was BS.
The gay reporter had a beef with him being anti gay so he followed him for years and made up the foot tapping story. What got Craig was using campaign money to finance his legal fees.
As usual you don’t hate the media enough.
Quarter zips are trendy? I must be trendy for the first time ever. My wife bought me a Lands End quarter zip about 15 years ago to wear during a winter trip to Calgary. So warm and toasty on the plane, I’ve since acquired maybe a dozen to wear Oct-April.
I have one from old navy from twenty plus years ago.
I like it except that it needs a zipper that goes all the way down so no can get the dang thing on and off easily.
It’s hard to conceive of anything which could interest me less than a bunch of egghead moaning and groaning about “public art”.
Maybe MTG got a better offer.
She’s more honest and interesting than the vast majority of the homunculi infesting Washington.
If your not doing Nancy Pelosi things while in Congress it’s pretty easy to make more money and be at home more than what the congress critters make.
I’d hate to take a paycut and have to be in DC all the time. At least the east coast people like her have a short commute to home.
I actually feel bad for the west coast lefties having to be an all day trip back home. Not that they probably care as I have heard that power is intoxicating. But flying from Alaska or Hawaii to DC on the regular, that would suck.
Just live in NY instead, like NY’s third senator Ron Wyden (D-NY).
Oh he’s totally representing Oregon.
I have been wearing “quarterzips” since that ’90s. King me.
Lord of the Quarter Zips.
Upon further reflection, that “work of art” in Santa Fe reminds me of one of those bathtub Virgin Marys people used to put in their front yards.
But flying from Alaska or Hawaii to DC on the regular, that would suck.
All those smelly peasants.
I’d never get the exit row. I’d be sandwiched between some MS13 guy flying with a hand written permission slip from the Biden era and a body positive influencer.
Or ride Space A out of Spokane in a C17.
Judge Brown could have saved himself and the readers a lot of time and
effort by merely stating the following:
I just don’t like what the Legislature did here. It was
unnecessary, and it seems unfair to disadvantaged voters. I need
to step in to make sure wiser heads prevail over the nakedly
partisan and racially questionable actions of these zealous
lawmakers.
i was just thinking about this the other day. Judges have apparently become convinced they have been seated on a golden throne of wisdom in order to dispense their Solomonic judgements for the benefit of the lowly rabble.
And if someone “disrespects” their stupidity, they can send them to the dungeons like a medieval despot.
Paging Jimbo
President Donald Trump said Friday night that he’s “immediately” terminating temporary legal protections for Somali migrants living in Minnesota, further targeting a program seeking to limit deportations that his administration has already repeatedly sought to weaken.
Minnesota has the nation’s largest Somali community. Many fled the long civil war in their east African country and were drawn to the state’s welcoming social programs.
So cruel.
LOL
💰💸
Deport them all and the last two generations of anchor babies.
I was only in Minnesota for a few days, and I had 3 random conversations with people complaining about the Somalis.
I don’t know if the President has that power, but it doesn’t seem like the issue is going to go away.
The president announced his decision on his social media site, suggesting that Minnesota was “a hub of fraudulent money laundering activity.”
“Somali gangs are terrorizing the people of that great State, and BILLIONS of Dollars are missing. Send them back to where they came from,” Trump wrote. “It’s OVER!”
The Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations said Trump’s decision “will tear families apart.” Executive Director Jaylani Hussein said in a statement late Friday, “This is not just a bureaucratic change; it is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric.”
Okay.
Frequently a “family is torn apart” every time some criminal is sent to prison. We don’t want to do that, do we? Does any “journalist” ever ask the obvious question?
Deport CAIR.
Every Muslim.