I’m proud of the joke “There was a second shooter on the grassy Chuck Knoll”, because the assassination attempt was in Pennsylvania. I would visit Pennsylvania, but the rooves are too steep.
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 78
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
Just what a Judas Priest would say
He’s got another thing coming!
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That’s right, the fact that Olivia Nuzzi is literally a journalistic whore is Trump’s fault.
LUnfortunately, the ascension of Donald Trump has all but destroyed the chance for any of us to find shelter in the s—tstorm. Not only must you and I hear about Trump every waking second, but you must also constantly hear about all of the side players in his orbit: your Gorkas, your Thiels, etc. Thus, the name “Nuzzi” has likely crossed by your eyeballs at some point already.”
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/guide-absolutely-ludicrous-olivia-nuzzi-scandal-21197106.php
Neck was talking about her today.
Seems like she used her assets to get to the top of her game
Beck. Autocowreck changed that once but twice.
Vindman is looking to reprise his heroic role and claims another phone call of Trump will shock us! SHOCK I tell ya!
An American hero!
Can we send him back to Ukraine?
Also send his brother back.
My alma mater is playing Americaball on ESPN2 and it’s amusing with the dozens of fans watching versus the tens of thousands you normally see on national TV.
Dozens!
(It’s on in the background)
The shared soccer markings are a nice touch.
With dozens of fans I would have thought it would be on The Ocho.
Last call for Rogue, Rosaures in Moscow ID. https://ibb.co/LDwCk6J8
Interesting. I bought a four pack of Imperial Stout today, and Albertson’s didn’t have any signs up. Still don’t know what happened.
It looks like they had some serious spending problems.
Leasing the ground the brewery was in from a port district, they were nearly half a million in debt in rent for that property just this year.
In business 38 years and didn’t bother to buy the ground your headquarters are on? That’s stupid.
Kink shaming. I thought CNN was above that.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Also “kuma” means bear in Japanese. It’s a Singapore based company no idea if the Chinese is similar.
Light the Toino signal.
GPT is trained on reddit?
Baffled why anyone would think this is a good idea. I would not be surprised if the bear had other ideas too.
I know a guy who allegedly made his own cassette tape for a Teddy Ruxpin.
I Always Do What Teddy Says
Easy fix, replace the scarf with a collar and leash and sell it to adults for triple the price.
Batman rescues Superman from Darth Vader, and it’s as awesome as it sounds:
https://youtu.be/D1A-zXwdN9w?si=pWx_0CdJcWlPfYvI
That was awesome.
Yes, very awesome
That was surprisingly good.
It’s better than anything Lucasfilm has put out.
I give George credit for the first Star Wars and maybe the sequel. After that it’s garbage all the way down.
That was spectacular, *engaging,* with several legit lols.
Disturbingly, like every generation before us with one tech or another, we’re *through* the looking glass with AI. (Just the tip!) I see why some actors are digitizing all of their voice acting sounds for perpetuity. I’m sure much branding /naming laws/$ are involved.
Do whales and dolphins have a sense of smell?
Internet says no.
Makes sense.
They are mammals, why not?
They inhale once in a blue moon and spend most of their times nostrils closed under water.
30 days out of the water they certainly will
I didn’t ask if they smelled.
Obligatory. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34
Indeed, Threedoor. Indeed.
Government at its finest.
I knew what it was before clicking the link. Good call Threedoor.
Fuck dope degenerates. Decriminalization and somewhat legalization has been an abject failure (but a benefit to cronyist fascist economics).
Everyone would rather not find out after fucking around. Society is way further than merely slouching at this point. “Progress”.
I thought Oregon had, or was, recriminalizing.
Only for hard drugs. The MJ industry is buying off the Democrats Party.
And the flip flopping plus whatever attitude means almost no enforcement and likely no prosecution.
More titties in ringer over ICE, real or rumor.
Welcome to the morn, glibbutantes. I rather hope the day runs along at pace. A quick one.
I’m glad Thursday’s a day of folk with no real reason to be at Walmart. Desperation, yes. ‘Need?’ Few. Not a great ratio. Little chance of stray Talent roaming the aisles. Burger w a fried egg coming up for lunch in about five hours.
Be well, and kick someone’s ass so they *aren’t.*
Sorry to hear about Peabody, Evan (Sherman?).
Bon dia, galimaties!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_FkEHKxAo
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Good morning, Sean, TO’G, EfE, Ted’S., homey, and Roat!
GF did not buy a new car last night. She hated the ride on the optional 19” wheels.
She wants a low rider?
Apparently not.
suh’ fam
whats goody
https://www.bedfordgazette.com/ap/business/ford-recalls-more-than-200-000-bronco-and-bronco-sports-for-instrument-panel-failure/article_4f31d26d-217a-5923-bd81-bbcac8271024.html
Ford keeping it real on the recall front.
OJ Simpson hardest hit
ChatGPT for Teachers: New program set to roll out in Prince William schools
It can’t do any worse than the current batch …
The future is here (and it sucks).
A Recipe for Idiocracy
I blame homeschooling and charter schools! Plus teecherz need more munny!
/leftists
This is Common Core.
I bet they know how to file a financial aid form, though.
That’s all that matters.
I doubt they can even do that.
Math is white supremacy anyway.
Like anyone actually reads those forms. Just process them through like always
And voting age should be lowered to 16.
Why not?
And in other bad news, my dentist of 28 years is retiring.
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I’m so sorry! That’s news that I dread, having just found a dentist I really like within a short walk from my house (thanks to a recommendation from Tres Cool!) Our doctor’s office is likewise right around the corner (the entrance is in the back of the building, so we can see it from our back patio,) and the guy we’d been seeing there since we bought the place twenty years ago retired and sold the practice. Luckily, the guy who bought it is okay. I hope you have similar good luck!
Whatever you do, don’t get the practice sold to a corporate dentistry where they’re more interested in upselling procedures than positive outcomes.
That happened the first time my dentist retired. I found a different dentist – who then retired when the lockdowns hit.
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That’s what drove me to switch dentists this last time. I don’t know if it was a corporation, but it was a couple of young guys who always seemed to want to do something expensive with my teeth.
I mentioned one of their recommendations to my new (current) dentist, and after he looked at my x-rays, he sent me a handwritten note explaining why he didn’t think it was necessary at that time. That’s one reason why I hope he doesn’t retire any time soon.
🍕 for breakfast. This new place I tried passed all of the tests. It’s even good cold. Shame their physical location is in a neighborhood where I would not get out of my car if I were passing through.
[ visualizes UCS tooling through Arbor Hill ]
I’d prefer not to.
Good Morning, Fellow(ette) Glibs.
Cool, overcast, a little rain yesterday but better promises from the weatherologist today.
Good morning, 4(20)! Mid-40s and misty down here in SW OH. We’re expecting the rain tomorrow.
24° outside here. Forecast high of mid-40s.
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My natural gas furnace works well.
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37 here, with a forecast high of 49. That’s warmer than the last few days.
Today in weird songs youtube recommends
Elaine Paige, Barbara Dickson – I Know Him So Well “From CHESS”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2SDInk6voA
That’s not weird.
Here’s “Shaddap You Face”.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
that is not weird that is a classic
“Chess” is so perfectly coke-fueled 80’s.
“*snorts line* You know what we should do? We should make a musical about chess!”