HAPPENING NOW: New Glenn rocket launching two Mars orbiters and trying to auto-land the booster for the first time.

PEACEFUL LEFTIST MAKES IMPASSIONED PLEA: A Danville teacher is under investigation after a social media post drew concern from members of the school community. The post reportedly featured an image from a page called “Dream for America” showing a rainbow-colored gun pointed at a silhouetted head with the caption, “Put the pronouns back in the email.” The teacher identified by multiple sources as Dr. Sabrina Kent-Morris, teaches history and government at George Washington High School. JHTFC. Teaching History and Government to HS students, and according to this reporting previously taught civics and economics at a middle school. Danville is a city of 43,000 people. This isn’t just a single rogue teacher, or an isolated incident. They have burrowed in as good communists always do and have possibly ruined an entire generation; I don’t know how you can undo something like this. I had to dig for the uncensored image; the local ABC affiliate altered the image “due to its violent nature.”
FAFO: It has been revealed that a staff member of US Senator Tammy Duckworth’s office has been accused of falsely claiming to be an attorney to facilitate the release of a detained illegal migrant with a criminal record, according to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). I’m sure this person will claim that Sen Duckworth had no knowledge whatsoever about this.
WASHINGTON CITIES SHUT OFF SPY CAMERAS AFTER JUDGE RULES THE RECORDINGS ARE PUBLIC RECORDS: A win for privacy; a loss for the surveillance state.
STUDY SAYS: Fears of “global cooling” are back. For those too young to remember, Global cooling was what all the climate catastrophists were yammering about before they turned on a dime and started screeching about global warming. Your phrase for the day is Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation. IOW, the climate may run AMOC.
SENSITIVE SATCOMS SUBJECT TO SNOOPING: Cybersecurity researchers have intercepted vast quantities of private voice calls and text messages, including potentially sensitive communications of government and military officials, transmitted over completely unprotected satellite communication links.
THE CORRUPTION WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE: Exposing years-old concerns about California’s resilience to wildfires, a government whistleblower and other witnesses in a recent state trial alleged that cleanup operations after some of the largest fires in state history were plagued by mismanagement and overspending — and that toxic contamination was at times left behind in local communities. […] Still, the little-discussed trial provided a rare window into a billion-dollar public-private industry that is rapidly expanding — and becoming increasingly expensive for taxpayers and lucrative for contractors — given the increased threat of fires from climate change. GFY, LA Times.
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH: Adolf Hitler had a hidden genetic disorder that would likely have hindered the development of his sexual organs, new analysis of his DNA has uncovered. The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which can inhibit the normal progression of puberty, suggesting it is possible that he would have struggled to form sexual relationships. So, basically he suffered from a natural version of what people are now achieving artificially with puberty-blocking hormones.
Tune in for “Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS” on GlibFlick tonight. R.J. says he found an uncensored version.

Oh shit, it’s already Thursday. I best gird my loins for this evening.
That seems inconvenient for Ilsa
The movie starts with a man’s castration
Like I said, girding your loins is inconvenient for Ilsa!
That’s “gender-affirming care” to you, bigot!
Male aliens have Sir loins. The girls have tender ones.
Those loins were meant to be underneath Aloysius, or whichever one he prefers at least.
I wouldn’t worry (((Jarflax, she ends up harem keeper for the oil sheiks in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5IkT9t32k8
I did not know that aliens even had loins.
“This isn’t just a single rogue teacher, or an isolated incident. They have burrowed in as good communists always do and have possibly ruined an entire generation”
Yep. My daughter listens to it everyday in junior high. She has learned to cope. She sees people turning into useful idiots every day. She comes home and vents on occasion.
I’m sorry, but also glad. You must be proud.
Well done, good sir, well done.
These are also the same people who claim to decry bullying.
The commies love bullying. They turn the monsters loose on kids that hate the spiel in class. Heaven help you if you speak up about climate change.
They finally did it, now we can have Amazon moon delivery
“We’ve grown used to wonders in this century. It’s hard to dazzle us. But for 25 years the United States space program has been doing just that. We’ve grown used to the idea of space, and perhaps we forget that we’ve only just begun.
We’re still pioneers…The future doesn’t belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave…We don’t keep secrets and cover things up. We do it all up front and in public. That’s the way freedom is, and we wouldn’t change it for a minute. We’ll continue our quest in space…
For the Amazon women there? (Obligatory, especially on a Thursday evening)
Just in case you were wondering why everybody under 30 is a bolshie.
And of course this idiot insists people call her Doctor.
The doe eyeliner shows immense gravitas.
I’m sure her contract gives a pay bonus for the post grad degrees. Which is also bullshit.
Bring back normal schools as a terminal education.
Hung like Hitler is my new go to insult.
The salute makes much more sense now.
*sensible chuckle*
Nein!
My cousin’s half brother used to live in Sedro-Woolley. Small world.
I wonder in what possible fucking universe the images collected by cameras placed in public, owned and operated by the government, would be anything other than “public data,” but I still find myself surprised a judge actually saw it that way.
My guess is they tried to claim the data as part of active criminal investigations.
They cited privacy concerns as an excuse to prevent wholesale release. After claiming there were no privacy violations because the recordings were only of public views.
If you don’t comply they’ll rearrange your mind with the rainbow pistol of tolerance. Don’t be so hard on her though, I’m sure she’s a nice person who means well.
She works to promote universal love! That’s why she understands the importance of making sure everyone who disagrees with her is branded a bigot before they are shot to cleanse the society.
I’ve seen the same image used to mock ‘teachers’ like her.
I remember my mom telling me about the Leonard Nimoy special on the coming ice age back in the early aughts when this retarded shit was just hitting its apex as a public policy issue. I downloaded a VHS rip of it from Limewire…
In Search Of also did episodes on killer bees, the Bermuda Triangle, Bigfoot, ancient aliens. Global Cooling fit right in.
When I was a kid, it was global warming, acid rain, and the hole in the ozone that were going to kill us. All of those were much more frightening than net neutrality and subsidy cuts.
https://youtu.be/0-ZDnSbNIYs
Back when I first started working in used books in the early 90s, we had tons of global cooling books sitting in the back room storage. Titles like The Coming Global Ice Age, shit like that. But, AGW was just hitting the scene, and no one wanted old news.
“It has been revealed that a staff member of US Senator Tammy Duckworth’s office has been accused of falsely claiming to be an attorney to facilitate the release of a detained illegal migrant with a criminal record.”
I can understand the argument that illegals who have committed no other crime shouldn’t be deported. I don’t agree with it, but I understand it. I cannot understand those that fight to prevent the deportation of those who have committed other crimes while here. It makes zero sense to me.
That’s mostly on account of your IQ being in the triple digits paired with not being a Marxist douchebag who can only comprehend social dynamics in terms of anti-colonial class struggle.
I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt.
Also gave you the benefit
The Democrats perceive a need to be standing for something.
This is something.
They are standing for anything, and I mean anything, in opposition to Trump.
That is all it takes.
I dont think there is much record of it but look at all of the commie revolts were preceded by ungodly crime rates fostered by commies that had already skin suited institutions. It is their standard playbook. Open the prisons and flood society with criminals.
If you are looking for it I think there is some record of the Bolsheviks doing that in Russia for a few years prior to the full blown revolution.
1) Why is it that everyone who gets an Ed.D. (which is nearly as intellectually challenging as obtaining a pest control certification) insists on being called “Doctor,” while everyone else with a terminal degree is pretty much “Call me Steve?”
b) Apparently there’s no shortage of crazy in Danville (okay — it’s a really tragic story, but the ending is grimly comical).
Translation: We’re giving the silly bint a week or two’s paid vacation until things cool down, then Frau Doktor Hyphen-Name will be back on campus and nothing else will happen.
I have a former friend who tried to insist on being called Doctor after getting his JD, and got very angry when I pointed out that 1. The degree was the same degree that was called a LLB in our parents’ day. 2. The advanced degree in law is the LLM not the JD, and 3. Anyone who is not an MD asking to be called Doctor is a douche. That’s not why he is a former friend though, his explaining to me that Netanyahu killed Charlie Kirk is why he is a former friend.
Ozymandias insisted on being called Doctor?
This is a common refrain, and I disagree with it completely. The designation long predates its usage in the medical profession, and there is not one goddamn thing about medical training that makes it more worthy of recognition than advanced training in any other field, including underwater basket weaving. To be really technical, perhaps the only people who should be using the title are theologians and university professors who actually instruct students, since that’s what the term actually means. The MD or DO working at the walk-in clinic dispensing antibiotics for the clap isn’t any more special than a lawyer.
Agree with Pat on this one that it’s appropriate for more than just medical doctors. Agree with (((Jar that anyone insisting on it is a douche.
It has nothing to do with being special. We now refer to medical doctors as doctor as the name of the profession because language changes, just as lawyers are called attorney, or sometimes councilor. It’s the insistence on people you encounter in daily life using an academic title that makes you a douche, MDS get a pass because that’s the common parlance for them.
I struggle to work enough emotion to care either way. I do admit to putting people (excepting Germans, who seem to have a cultural tic) into a mental bucket when they insist on attaching their credentials to their name. It’s adjacent to the bucket for pronouns in signatures.
In Britain surgeons are Mister; something to do with assumed gentleman status?
I guess I’m willing to make an exception for professional use.
I’ve no problem calling him Dr. Smith if I’m seeing him for the clap. OTH if I’m taking his dinner reservation at my restaurant he can be Mr. Smith.
Meh, I suppose I’ll allow it, although I still want to see the language restored.
I forgot to add that the reason he was so insistent on being called Doctor was because he failed the bar twice and then gave up, so he was never an attorney, all he had was the JD
I guess I’m willing to make an exception for professional use.
I am as well, except if it is an EdD. If you have an EdD your title is Clown.
Well that’s sad enough that I might just call him doctor out of pity. Oof.
That I can agree to.
I dont mind calling someone ‘Doc’ if they dont mind if I call them by their given name. If they insist on being called ‘Doctor’ then I dont trust them as far as I can spit.
https://imgur.com/gallery/theres-two-kind-of-doctors-i-mean-sure-theres-more-that-would-mess-with-title-FMIkf9B
3D, Dr. Johnny Fever has a sad.
Physicians are just that. Surgeons are just that.
Neither are Doctors. Unless they have PhDs.
Hmmm. Never occurred to me before, but from now on I am going to insist upon being called Associate (surname redacted).
“Your Majesty”? Can I insist on being addressed like that?
I identify as king of the kestrels, so you may refer to me as Mad Scientist, Lord Windfucker.
I thought it was based on the degree you held… I’ll have to re-think my new title.
Andrew Heaton granted me the title of Lord High Commissioner of Sewage for the Political Orphanage. I have not received a notice of revocation.
Jesus. I remember my neighbor getting pissed off over 25 years ago when all the major satellite TV companies encrypted their signals and his pirate dish went from like 200 channels to a handful of foreign channels. I don’t know why I would have assumed government and military satcom security was better than DishNetwork, but I did.
Rube.
It was some misconfigured satellites. Not all and not all places. So not globally.
That it was never caught is the more damning part.
You’ll excuse me if I assume this is about as reliable as the “Napoleon was a dwarf” propaganda, particularly given the chain of custody of an 80 year old strip of bloody cloth from a sofa in the bunker where he offed himself.
You mean this doesn’t show that Hitler was in the middle of transitioning?
Tranny Hitler! He escaped the bunker, transitioned and now lives in Portland where xir helps organize antifa cells.
(((Jarflax:
Pictured here.
I see the stock image goes here icon lol
The Bois from Brazil. Or Portland.
(((Jarflax:
Huh. Tested in both Firefox and Chrome, and both are showing the image for me.
It’s just an image of Girl Hitler from Venture Bros.
It’s working now. I guess my $100 a month ’10 gig’ interwebs from altafiber were being their usual inconsistent self.
It was doing the same for me when first posted, but is working now. I can’t guarantee my $60 a month 300 mbps cable wasn’t shitting the bed either though.
Did he marry Stalin’s granddaughter in the City of Roses?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O2jfl0fFtpg
Apparently he did not off himself. He faked it, lived into the ’70s in SA then died from Parkinson’s.
There were rumors for years. someone went and asked the locals and they casually said “Yeah, that guy. He lived right over there. Everyone hated him.”
Very interesting. My “Hitler source” (she knew “Aunt Eva”) said Adolph wasn’t much interested in sexual intercourse; he’d like BJ to relief stress, but would come almost immediately.
So Eva was the head mistress.
Highly efficient. 🤣😂
Sean, I was thinking just the same.
Eva was the head mistress. But she got her rocks off with a number of her SS guards(or so she revealed to my source’s mother, who was Eva’s friend from Catholic school.)
When you have a job to do you better get it done in a timely fashion.
There is no institutional political bias in American education. Anybody who thinks there is needs to be re-educated.
My first high school history teacher was an unashamed Reaganite.
My junior high history teacher was a socialist, but he was able to be more or less neutral. He was actually one of the best teachers I’ve had.
That was my hippie English teacher. Never imposed and wanted us to question, but he was for sure a socialist, just didnt force us to believe him
The study stated that the source of this marine temperature regulator, the Greenland Ice sheet, is being thawed amid warming temperatures, causing meltwater runoff to leach into the North Atlantic — leading to stagnation.
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The presence of the marine hot pocket appears to suggest that the current slowdown has been occurring for decades and could foment a total decline before the end of the century, per the study.
There is a cyclical self-regulation in effect?
That don’t make no sense.
Still, the little-discussed trial provided a rare window into a billion-dollar public-private industry that is rapidly expanding
That can’t be right. The legitimate media are always hot on the trail of public-private malfeasance and misuse of public funds. Just look at their diligent scrutiny of that train to nowhere.
Adolf Hitler had a hidden genetic disorder that would likely have hindered the development of his sexual organs, new analysis of his DNA has uncovered.
So what you’re saying is he was no John Dillinger.
I didn’t realize Ubisoft was so fucked.
https://www.reuters.com/business/ubisoft-delays-half-year-results-requests-trading-suspension-2025-11-13/
All those crappy “Rabbids” games took a toll.
The Mario + Rabbids games are actually good (no, seriously).
CPA:
I only played the most recent one (after hearing lots of praise for the earlier ones), and never finished it. The tactical combat was way too easy for me.
On the other hand, trying to balance any tactical game for everyone is going to be nearly impossible.
Yeah, they burned through customer good will, stuck way too close to the same formula (to the point the games feel like reskins rather than different games), and leaned into the woke with several of their mainline releases (Farcry and Assassin’s Creed).
Don’t forget Connect! It takes a special kind of stupid to pioneer always online DRM with Uplay, then to replace Uplay, which sucked and was inconvenient but usually worked, with connect which sucks worse, requires you to log in to a stand alone app so your password managers can’t autofill, logs you out despite checking the box to stay logged in every time your computer goes to sleep, and periodically loses track of games you own and were playing through that account earlier that day.
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1989052620062015510
Zooming cashiers? WTF?
Well…when you impose shit policies expect shit responses
I think the most offensive part is 18% tip on a deli counter style experience.
20% baseline for full service sitdown
10% for drink service
0% for the minimal viable effort to take my order and give me my food.
Hear hear!
*Bangs virtual wait stand on desk
Why not just eliminate the cashiers and have the customer punch in their order and swipe their card?
Why do that when you can make them install an app [to collect and sell their personal info for some extra scratch]?
You say download our app! I hear fuck off elsewhere.
Serious answer – I think that the inconvenience of installing an app for a single fast food restaurant, would start to erode one’s customer base. Especially if it’s a local fast food place with a small number of locations.
If you want me to install anything to my phone – you have lost my business FOREVER.
No.
I have sensed a malevolent presence around my house as of late.
It has yet to make its move, but when it does, I’ll be ready.
The monsters in my house say hi.
I was expecting Bro’s first.
Anybody else enjoying the YouTube Disney fight?
I feel like Disney is the senate democrats here. It’s going to be long and they aren’t going to get what they want.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-senator-fetterman-hospitalized-after-fall-is-doing-well-spokesperson-says-2025-11-13/
The left is on tenterhooks.
Guys it was unintentional. Accident. Sorry.
“We accept that our edit unintentionally created the impression that we were showing a single continuous section of the speech, rather than excerpts from different points in the speech, and that this gave the mistaken impression that President Trump had made a direct call for violent action,”
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c874nw4g2zzo
Just a coincidence that we cut it at those specific points to hide the edit, in no way did we have a team of editors carefully put together clips in a way that changed the meaning from an innocuous call for peaceful protests to incitement. Besides he is Bad and it is ok to lie to get people to hate the Bad guy.
They can’t understand why nobody believes the MSM anymore.
Of course this means the nutters fill the void, but wtf did they expect would happen?
Always cover your ass when you get cold busted doing unethical bullshit by throwing out blatant lies that even an idiot can spot a mile away. Way to go fellas, if nothing else I admire the balls.
“It just slipped in!”
Let me help NPR out.
U.S. bishops officially ban
gender-affirming caregenital mutilation at Catholic hospitalsFuck you, cut spending
A HUD spokesperson said the agency “has not made any announcements regarding this program.” An agency spokesperson previously told POLITICO that “HUD is no longer in the business of permanently funding homelessness without measuring program success at promoting recovery and self-sufficiency. There will be more news on this much needed paradigm shift soon.”
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“This appears to be in contravention of the McKinney-Vento Homeless Assistance Act, undermines local decision-making authority, and ignores decades of research that has proven that permanent supportive housing and rapid rehousing are less costly and more likely to be successful in providing long-term stability than other strategies, particularly for chronically homeless people and families,” said the letter, obtained by POLITICO, which was led by Sens. Patty Murray (D-Wash.), Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) and Tina Smith (D-Minn.).
Incomprehensible *to me) story about HUD redirecting funds to “homeless support programs”. Away from the nonprofit parasite ecosphere, hopefully.
The words “decades of research” are an idiomatic phrase that means “this conclusion is entirely made up to support leftwing ideological needs”
*ahem*
A “supportive housing” farce opened across the street about a year ago. It is a non-stop parade of drug dealers and screaming meth-heads. Various combinations of cops, ambulances, and fire trucks are parked outside every day. The only people who push this junk are people who don’t have to live next to it.
I’m sure those good Senator ladies would welcome such housing next to their homes.
It is incomprehensible because it’s nonsense. “Permanent housing” means no questions asked and no requirements to work or demonstrate any capability to support oneself whatsoever.
“Supportive” means they throw money at NGOs to not provide the “support” that is supposed to mitigate the problems caused above.
The residents of the shithole across the street (brand new building – one apartment has already burned out) are now suing the management for not providing the “support”. Apparently seven managment teams have gone in and run out screaming. Oh, and all of this sits on top of a convention center that is supposedly infested with bugs and overflowing water from above.
The Russians built a life size Fetterman doll.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/tech/russian-ai-robot-faceplants-hard-during-grand-moscow-reveal-as-rocky-theme-blares-trying-hard-now/
Vodka powered AI
There they go weaponizing the justice system again
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) was hit with a federal criminal referral for alleged mortgage and tax fraud related to his purchase of a $1.2 million home in Washington, DC, that he claimed as a primary residence, The Post has confirmed.
Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte in a Wednesday letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi requested an investigation of Swalwell based on allegedly false and misleading statements he made about the purchase, NBC News first reported.