These are carols I like. Don’t like them? Write your own filer post. The thing about Christmas carols is they’re carols. They’re sung, in a group, with no accompaniment or whatever instruments you can lug with you as you go house to house. The last one is my favorite setting of that text, and even though I try, I can’t find anything else that guy’s written that I’m as fond of. However, The Coventry Carol is now a Christmas carol because it’s performed at Christmas, in the same way Die Hard and It’s a Wonderful Life are, but it’s not actually about Christmas per se. Since you usually only hear the first verse, most people assume the “little tiny child” is Jesus. It’s not. I’m not going to spoil it, you can listen to the lyrics yourself.
So, how ’bout them stars? Well it turns out that either the stars or fast or the calendar is slow, depending on who you think is more fallible. Because the obvious sign for Boxing Day (Moon- Earh – Jupiter Retrograde) happens on Christmas Eve — two days before it’s supposed to. You could also interpret that there will be overindulgence in revelry on that day, with the next two days being remarkably peaceful. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will be particularly good for Capricorns as well as their geographical analogues of Egyptians and Florida Persons. Life gets hectic for Sagittarius. The rest remain as was.
Capricorn: 10 of Swords reversed – Power, authority, temporary advantage or success
Aquarius: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, elevation, luck, felicity.
Pisces: 4 of Coins – Holding on to what you’ve got.
Aries: 8 of Coins reversed – Voided ambition, vanity, cupidity, exaction, usury.
[Sorry, Taureans, our feckless prognosticator failed to provide a fortune for you this week. -Editor]
Gemini: Temperance reversed – Things connected with churches/religions, getting out of control
Cancer: The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days; the unknown, clandestine; also difficulty, doubt, ignorance.
Leo: The Hierophant reversed – Society, good understanding, concord, overkindness, weakness.
Virgo: Page of Swords reversed – Backstabbing little bitch.
Libra: 9 of Cups reversed – Prior planning or success saves your butt.
Scorpio: 3 of Swords. Sad. Really, really sad.
Sagittarius: The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed; silence, tenacity; mystery, wisdom, science.
Sagittarius: The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed; silence, tenacity; mystery, wisdom, science.
Buy a lottery ticket?
Wisdom implies you shouldn’t buy a lottery ticket. *Maybe* if the jackpot is greater than the odds, but there’s also the question of how many ways the jackpot will be split, and the time value of money.
Since there’s nothing I really want for Christmas to be sad about not getting, I guess I might get something I really DON’T want. 😟
Society, good understanding, concord, overkindness, weakness.
Shitty? Or not shitty?
Cancer – pass
O Holy Night is my favorite in any version.
“ Cancer: The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days; the unknown, clandestine; also difficulty, doubt, ignorance. ”
Sounds like Christmas sex. 🎄🍆💦
And I’ve been so naughty this year…
difficulty, doubt
Also:
Sounds like Christmas sex.
ED?
Sex with a ho, ho, ho.
Winston’s mom works on the holidays?
clandestine
“Sounds like Christmas sex.”
A visit from SANTA SMITH?
I think that’s the best one I’ve ever gotten.
Backstabbing little bitch.
Am I that or is that what happens to me?
The boy won 2:3 games of munchkin against me in the last two days so no assume it’s what happens to me.
Powerball looks to pay off about $500 million after taxes if winner takes the cash and not an annuity. Frankly, I have no idea how to spend that much at my age. Maybe buy TOS, fire all the faux libertarians, hire some of you more articulate Glibs, and sing the praises of free market monocle factories?
Maybe buy TOS, fire all the faux libertarians, hire some of you more articulate Glibs, and sing the praises of free market monocle factories?
Do you have a newsletter?
Yes I will, once I win Powerball.
[Sorry, Taureans, our feckless prognosticator failed to provide a fortune for you this week. -Editor]
Woah. Woah. No news is good news. I’ll take more.