So... This week's theme is "domestic change." We've got the moon and Mercury doing their thing, with Mercury in particular entering Sagittarius yesterday. That become important soon. What about on election day? Well, that day sees a conjunction of the Moon (female)...
IFLA: The “Most Boring Horoscope Ever” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 27
You’d think that with seven planets and twelve signs there’s be something to write about.
IFLA: The “LIES!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeVjVu9O6w Being different was important in the '70s. Being different and looking good while doing it was definitely an '80s thing. AS was accessorizing with whatever you found lying around. This week's main theme is the result of...
IFLA: The “Frisky!” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of October 13
No witty excerpt.
IFLA: “The Disorderly Skies” Edition of the horoscope for the week of October 6
Comet me bro!
IFLA: The “In the Balance” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 29
Pic is unrelated. It IS from my liquor cabinet however *does victory dance*
IFLA: The “Return of the Dog!” episode of the Horoscope for the Week of September 22
Dogs are good.
IFLA: The “Iron Fist!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 8
It’s 30 Rounds, 13 and 4.
IFLA: The “It’s Difficult to find Sufficiently Humorous Quips about Virgo” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 1
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
IFLA: the “A Bit of Luck” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 25
I thought Slash was taller.
IFLA: The “Backasswards” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Aug 18
Hold on to your butts.
IFLA: “The Monday the 12th” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Aug 11.
It gets better after Monday.
IFLA: The “Do I Shoot too Much?” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of Aug 4
Lol, of course not.
IFLA: The “Gun Dog” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 28
The point is *definitely* moot
IFLA: The “Time to Roar” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 21
This sign signifies that the days become Africa-hot
So Your Disco’s on the Fritz
Adventures in amateur gunsmithing!
IFLA: The “I Hope You’re Having a Better Time” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 14
This space for hire. When slack ass contributors don’t fill-in the Excerpt box on their posts, editors step in to fill the gap. And by “fill the gap,” mean…
IFLA: The “Just One More Thing” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 7
And yeah, it doesn’t happen until Saturday when you’ll have forgotten about it.
IFLA: The “Pre-recorded In Front of No Studio Audience” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 30
A mixed bag.
IFLA: The “Back To Rasslin'” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 23
Does not actually remove the astrological effects of Saturn.
IFLA: The “Dog is My Copilot” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 16
Siri thinks that’s an Afghan Hound
IFLA: The “Country Roads” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 9
Blam! BlamBmlamBlamBlamBlam!
IFLA: The “Pretty Good Week” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 2
Dammit, ammo prices are going to jump again, aren’t they?
IFLA: The “RIP Ben” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 26
I refuse to believe that the Dick Slashballs tag has been used more often than the IFLA one.
IFLA: The “Unusually Good” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 19
Things might get a bit bumpy, but they won’t be bad.