¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Dec 9, 2025 | I Am Lame | 72 comments

Maybe I was a bit hasty. I did not take my son to a recruiter against his will. Turns out his teachers have this retarded habit of listing the assignments in the software (the denominator) all at once. They then will go in one by one and add in the percentage complete (the numerator). Now they don’t do this all at once of course, but they will still publish their incomplete grades for me to see and question how my son is getting a D in physics.

Turns out he’s merely getting a C…they still have ungraded work to post. Teachers are retarded.

¡Enlaces!!

So the question is, what is a Mexican Car Bomb? Tequila, Kahlua, dropped in a mug of Corona?

I assume Miss Universe is corrupt as hell and this would explain a bit how a Mexican woman won.

They had an economics minister?

Neoconservatismo.”

In all seriousness, this should be considered a bigger deal than anything coming from the Nobel community.

Big brother is watching.

Eh, why not? Its a catchy riff. Have a great Tuesday!

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72 Comments

  1. DEG

    Mexico’s federal prosecutors said last week that Rocha Cantú has been under investigation since November 2024 for alleged organized crime activity, including drug and arms trafficking, as well as fuel theft.

    Is he one of us?

    • The Other Kevin

      I think he’s just short “butt sex” but him being in prison, that might be covered too.

  2. Drake

    The Florida Cubans might be the only people in the U.S. who think a war in Venezuela is a good idea. Including Narco Marco in that group.

    • UnCivilServant

      Are we going to rely on nuclear saturation bombing of Chavista infested areas? That might work. None of us on the ground, all of them dust on the wind.Columbia and Guyana might not be happy, but I doubt they’d dare voice those complaints.

      • The Other Kevin

        It is odd to see photos of an aircraft carrier docked in St. Thomas.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We have just doubled the population of the port”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Cuban and Venezuelan governments are pretty tight so it’s not surprising.

      • Drake

        Venezuela gives Cuba free oil to keep their economy afloat. I’m supposed to care enough to start a war in a mountain jungle country twice the size of Iraq.

  3. R.J.

    All these art thefts…
    Is there a new art-collecting supervillian or is Klaus Schwab just ramping up in his retirement?

    • Mad Scientist

      Steve McQueen died so Pierce Brosnan had to start stealing art instead.

      • Ted S.

        Wasn’t that a bank vault robbery?

  4. Tonio

    “Tequila, Kahlua, dropped in a mug of Corona.”

    That doesn’t sound appealing.

    • R.J.

      It’s like a monstrous boilermaker.

      • Nephilium

        It’s not uncommon here for bars to have boilermaker specials. You pick the beer, they pick the shot.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Money shot

    Like financial crises of the past, an abrupt end to the AI bubble could inflict considerable economic pain on millions of people worldwide. But the alternative is the prolonging of an AI bubble that is increasingly unsustainable in both the financial and environmental senses, with the winners mainly being some of the wealthiest companies on the planet and their investors.

    “Ultimately, for society’s sake, it would be a wonderful thing the faster this thing goes, because very few people are benefiting from it,” says Hetrick, the labor economist at Lightcast. “Had we spread the wealth and invested in various industries, who knows how many innovations we could have come up with by now while we’ve been incinerating this money.”

    We should be entrusting the future to an army of elite technocrats at the Ministry of Plenty, under the enlightened guidance of a global socialist dictatorship.

  6. The Other Kevin

    Hope everyone is doing well. Life has been busy here. Youngest TOK couldn’t wait, so she flew to San Diego to spend a few days with her husband while the Nimitz was unloading aircraft. It’s now on the way back to Bremerton. My PT for my concussion is going pretty well, I’m making progress and will probably be done at the end of the month or maybe a few weeks into January. I talked with a teammate, they could have used me this past weekend, but our newer players got a bunch of ice time. My team doesn’t have anything scheduled until March so I’m sure I’ll be able to make that.

    Seems pretty quiet here, I hope that means the Glibs are taking the entire month off for the holidays.

    • Evan from Evansville

      “Seems pretty quiet here, I hope that means the Glibs are taking the entire month off for the holidays.”

      I’ve also noticed, though I hope folk aren’t.

  7. Sensei

    Wow. Harris in the NYT. Says absolutely nothing in like 1,500 words.

    She said she would have rearranged the order of the administration’s priorities, focusing first on extending child tax credits and paid family leave. Pressed for an actual misstep, she added not doing more to pressure Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel for how he was waging the Gaza war “as it related to innocent Palestinians.”

    https://archive.fo/OfxGL

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      She can do better than that. She can say nothing in 10,000 words.

      • Sensei

        what can be, unburdened by what has been

    • The Other Kevin

      Just fade away gracefully, Kammy.

      Everyone thinks she’s an idiot, she sure isn’t doing herself any favors.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Yeah, but I bet there are a couple dozen “staffers” who are making good coin on this.

      • juris imprudent

        She is persevering to prove everyone that thinks that right.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        In this moment she is endeavoring to persevere to try to prove that she can use big words and sound like she has deep thoughts. She thinks about it every day and the moment is now, daily.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      If only that smug little author had done a little research. According to Lloyds Bank, “The oil and gas sector serves as a primary pillar of Uzbekistan’s GDP, contributing substantially to its budget revenues, foreign exchange earnings, and industrial production framework. Additionally, it plays a crucial role in attracting investment to the country. Uzbekistan holds the position of the second-largest natural gas producer in Central Asia and is recognized for its substantial hydrocarbon reserves.”

      • rhywun

        LOL.

        Assuming ignorance when it’s just as likely he is a liar.

      • Sensei

        Nice!

  8. bacon-magic

    Mexican car bomb: 10 shots of tequila in a 5 shot glass.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “This sounds really corny,” she said in the wide-ranging interview with The New York Times in Nashville. “But we have to stand for the people. And I know that that sounds corny. I know that. But I mean it. I mean it.”

    Queen of utterly substanceless vacuous platitudes.

      • Rat on a train

        Happy Festivus

  10. The Late P Brooks

    In public and in private, she has been exploring issues of trust, misinformation, social media, community and artificial intelligence. She is particularly obsessed with young people and their growing disillusionment, which she shares.

    She is a poster child of oppression and exclusion.

    • Plinker762

      They have no tails?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s how they hit the high notes.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “For now, I don’t want to go back in the system,” she told Stephen Colbert in her first interview about her book. “I think it’s broken.”

    That is the only conceivable explanation for her loss.

  12. Brochettaward

    That Cinnabon story is out of this world. Not what happened, though it is funny that some Somali fucks quickly caught onto the fact that they can bait a white person into saying something and then weaponize the argument as proof of racism.

    No, because the left has gone batshit to attack a woman who is reportedly a registered Democrat who had a bunch of entitled Somalis start attacking her for sexualizing herself for not wearing a Hijab after a dispute about how much caramel was on their product. She said some racist shit in response, and that’s literally the only detail that matters. Racism is the greatest sin one can commit.

    So many people are done with that shit.

    See also the story of the white guy (not a good guy himself, but still) who was literally fucking stabbed by a black guy who approached him when his back was turned with a knife. Guy has stabbed people before, but because the white guy *post-fight* is on camera using the n-word, some jury in Portland voted to acquit. His defense attorney had the stones to claim that his client the black dude was only approaching the white guy with a knife out to offer a trade for some cigarettes.

    Alls the jury in Portland could see is RACISM. From a guy who was just stabbed by a black dude.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It seems to me if you are being attacked, verbally or otherwise, any and all insults are fair game at some point. Short, fat, ugly, second, spic, gook, cracker, whatever.

    • rhywun

      Racism is the greatest sin one can commit.

      It has been that way my entire life.

    • juris imprudent

      Racism is the greatest sin one can commit.

      Yep, if that is your religion; I just don’t give a shit about what you believe, one way or another.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Calling them assholes, which they are, would have caused her less trouble. She’ll do OK though, last I heard she has over $200K in some GoFundMe (or whatever it is) alternative set up by the same guy who set up the fund for that lady in a park a few months ago.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Somalis start attacking her for sexualizing herself for not wearing a Hijab

    WTF? Is she Somali? Is she Moslem?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s not limited to Muslims apparently. Know your place, infidel.

  14. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Well, to at least 30% of the country, racism is the worst thing ever. Yes, worse than murder. And, no, black people cannot be racist to them.

    Stupid, but there you go.

      • trshmnstr

        Respect? No. However, they still exist, they still vote, and they still sit on juries. You don’t have to respect it, but you do have to contend with it.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Trshy is exactly right. And, to further the point, they think the same about us.

        Frankly, this is what makes America great. That all of us can be here, not listening to each other except in volume.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Thirty percent seems high but it is a sizable number of people who are very vocal.

    • Brochettaward

      Soccer and gays go together like spaghetti and meatballs so I don’t know what the Mohammedans are whining about.

      • Brochettaward

        Six games are scheduled to take place in Seattle, however there are problems with switching the fixture for the Pride Match.

        Co-hosts USA face Australia on June 19, which has already been designated to mark Juneteenth – the celebration of the end of slavery in the United States – while the other group matches feature either Egypt or Qatar, another country with strict laws against same-sex relationships.

        If we move this one entirely irrelevant and self-masturbatory event that has nothing at all to do with the competition, it would conflict and take the spotlight off another irrelevant and self-masturbatory event we had planned. Whatever are we to do?

        Before that tournament, then-UK Foreign Secretary James Cleverly said LGBT football fans who attended the Qatar tournament should show “a little bit of flex and compromise” in respect of the country’s laws – remarks described as “tone deaf” by critics.

        No such consideration would be shown to, say, Catholicism if it had a hardline pope who actually respected the teachings of the religion instead of a commie.

        Off-topic to this, but it was funny to see Pierce Morgan call himself a Catholic in his argument with Fuentes and then say that he supports female priests. He’s Catholic, he just doesn’t agree with the church on basic tenants of the faith that are no longer socially acceptable in London. So, he’s not a Catholic, ya know?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Can’t people just enjoy a sports match without injecting their pet issue into it?

      • trshmnstr

        No, they can’t. Silence is violence and escapism is evil.

      • rhywun

        Can’t people just enjoy a sports match without injecting their pet issue into it?

        I would normally agree but with Egypt and Iran coming here and telling us we have to respect their culture, now I want this to be the gayest match in gaytown.

      • Raven Nation

        “Can’t people just enjoy a sports match without injecting their pet issue into it?”

        There’s a related story out of New Zealand recently. Some (male) musician made a comment that he didn’t want to politicize music, he just wanted to entertain. But, those who wanted to be political in their music should feel free to be so.

        Instantly he was set upon (rhetorically) by some NZ female musician denouncing his privilege and saying, basically, that if you’re going to be a musician, you have to be political (her’s I assume)>

      • Brochettaward

        I would normally agree but with Egypt and Iran coming here and telling us we have to respect their culture, now I want this to be the gayest match in gaytown.

        You could say it’s sports and if repressive hellholes are going to be invited to compete, you probably shouldn’t…thrust…this onto them.

        But then when Western fans had to go to Qatar, they were told to basically keep their behavior to the standards of the host country. So I guess it’s turnabout at this point. But the reality of the world today and progressivism is that we cater to the Muslims in their repressiveness. Everyone is allowed to be bigoted besides white peoples.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!
    • slumbrew

      Skeet skeet skeet!

      • rhywun

        And I oops?

    • R.J.

      That headline made me think he pissed his pants in court and then they found ammo in them.

  15. R.J.

    Any San Francisco Glibs? i am making a short trip through the end of the week. I am meeting some of the lurkers while I am there.

  16. Evan from Evansville

    “The thieves targeted the exhibition, entitled From Book to Museum, on its final day.”

    That was awfully thoughtful of ’em.

    • R.J.

      Klaus is a very thoughtful man.

      • R.J.

        He thinks about oppressing you to make his elite paradise all the time.

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