Monday Morning Links

by | Dec 22, 2025 | Daily Links | 178 comments

The Steelers won on a crazy ass play. Hell, it was a crazy ass last 5 minutes in its entirety. And the Ravens lost their game in spectacular fashion, which means Pittsburgh just needs to win one of their last two games to lock up the division (and all but certainly lose in the first round of the playoffs, but if that’s the price paid for keeping Baltimore out of the playoffs, it’s worth it). There was more craziness this weekend, but none will compare to the way the important games in the AFC north ended. The CFP moves toward the quarterfinals, and every Miami fan in the world is bringing up some play from before most of them were even watching football. Sadly, none of them remember that if the officials paid attention on about 4 plays in regulation that game never would have gotten to overtime. I have more to talk about, but I’ve got to move on or I’ll never even get to…the links!

This was kind of a slam dunk case. Not sure what the owner was thinking. You gotta be more discrete when you’re a public accommodation.

This is the way. I hope they keep it up.

I wouldn’t say they got caught off guard. I’d say they simply don’t care. They imported all oil these people willingly, after all.

Good. They need to be kept away from society forever.

Oh, boy. Let the conspiracy theories begin.

Not sure how I feel about this. I had to spend more than one day inside what was effectively a closet in high school when I got in school suspension. Also, why did they strategically take the photos so you can’t see that the top of it is completely open?

Wait, they still use polygraphs? Why not just thrown chicken bones at the floor and have a witch doctor tell them if they say the person is qualified?

Don’t listen to those liars! All the big media outlets say it’s because of tariffs. And they can’t be lying, can they?

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

The problem is state-enforced monopolies. And it will always be a problem.

Here’s a lovely song. Just lovely. And y’all know this will be the second track. Merry Christmas, friends. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday.

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178 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Deport Chris Collinsworth to Uganda?

      • rhywun

        accusing new boss Bari Weiss of spiking it for political reasons

        OFFS… Literally every story they air or don’t air that can have political undertones is aired or not aired for political reasons.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They haven’t had journalistic integrity for so long that even a small dose is causing them to melt.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Wait, they still use polygraphs? Why not just thrown chicken bones at the floor and have a witch doctor tell them if they say the person is qualified?

    Because their faith saus the box that goes scribble is the proper augur for the situation.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its an effective intimidation tool. Been through one, its uneasy.

      • juris imprudent

        That was exactly what it was used for when I went through one – intimidation and attempting to draw out a confession. Problem was I knew nothing about the thievery that was actually happening (found out about it after the investigation).

      • Ownbestenemy

        They also knew putting a smokeshow of an OSI agent to administer it would add to the discomfort.

        I was so fascinated by how it was all done but again, such an uneasy 30 minutes of my life and like you, I was unaware of anything other than my own viewpoint of the situation they were investigating.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s a common misconception that polygraph examination is not scientifically grounded, or that it’s possible to ‘beat’ a polygraph. They are, and it’s not.

      Now that said, the idea of a polygraph examination as a ‘lie detector’ is also bullshit. Lies aren’t what they’re trying to detect.

      • SDF-7

        I thought they were just meant to get women to wonder.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I’d love to hear more about this.

      • PutridMeat

        They are, and it’s not.

        All I have is empirical data from my own experiences with it, and that experience tells me it’s complete nonsense. Anecdotally – with of course the caveat that people reporting failures or ‘beating’ the test may have conflicts of interest that lead to less than accurate information – there’s just too much evidence that, in practice, they are bullshit.

        I haven’t carefully reviewed the scientific evidence, what I’ve seen is only marginally convincing, but maybe the theory is valid. But no matter how real the scientific basis for the technique/machine is, in practice it’s been demonstrated to be just flat out wrong way too many times. “Poorly qualified test admin” doesn’t cut it. If, as a matter of practice, it’s too easily manipulated or subject to lack of falsifiability because failures can always be written off to ‘training’, for all practical purposes, it’s useless, nay even harmful, to treat it as a valid investigative tool, nevermind treat it as the mind reader most people do, no matter what the scientific basis is.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        On Penn & Teller’s Bullshit episode on polygraphs they said it’s just good cop / bad cop, and the polygraph is the bad cop.

      • kinnath

        what is it trying to detect?

        smoke and mirrors. intended to induce stress to allow an interrogator to break a person.

    • UnCivilServant

      An inane piece of our application gone done broke because of the upgrade, and we’re muddling through it because for some stupid reaosn, people still use it.

      • Ted S.

        It’s NYSGov. That’s a stupid enough reason.

        Our POS of a “Democratic Socialist” assemblyman wants the state to take over the electric utility to “save” money at the same time she’s trying to make natural gas use more expensive if not impossible.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be silly – it’s NYC Government that uses this crap.

        Worse, it’s WMS – The Welfare Management System. It’s used by the people who incentivize the parasites to increase theeir own budget and excuse their own wasteful existence.

      • Ted S.

        GovSec workers and their politically-connected family members mandating the use of this shit, isnt it?

        I always wonder who had a relative in sign-making to get the handicapped symbol changed.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, Ted, it’s not your stalking horse. It’s sheer bureaucratic inertia. Nobody wants to redo the reporting to provide the data in a more supportable manner.

  3. UnCivilServant

    we plan to pause distillation at our main distillery on the James B. Beam campus for 2026 while we take the opportunity to invest in site enhancements.

    Sounds like retooling and repairs. I’m sure there’s a lot you can’t do while there’s product in the works.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ya but if we believe them then how can we write sensationalism?

  4. UnCivilServant

    In Re the Timeout box – how much time does the teacher get in the box each time they spew a coutnerfactual or commie claptrap?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      It’s on the reservation, so you can be sure it’s all colonialism all the time.

      • UnCivilServant

        The reservation system needs to be abolished. You’re conquered, time to get treated like every other citizen.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Correct.

      • Fourscore

        Why do yo want to close all the MN casinos? Were it not for the reservations folks would take their MN money out of state to lose.

      • rhywun

        on the reservation

        Which is the main reason this is National News.

      • Nephilium

        Fourscore:

        You could always allow regular casinos, we did it here in Ohio, and now it’s sounding like some groups are pushing for the Lottery to run “video lottery terminals” (video poker/slots) in “designated adult only areas” in existing establishments.

        This is after the lottery started accepting credit cards for ticket purchases.

      • (((Jarflax

        The tax on stupidity is the most popular tax.

      • Threedoor

        Tips my Stetson to UCS.

  5. Chipping Pioneer

    Also, why did they strategically take the photos so you can’t see that the top of it is completely open?

    You know why…

  6. rhywun

    I’d say they simply don’t care.

    I’d say rats like Albanese and Biden and Merkel and so many others actively assist. They know what they are doing and what is going to happen. They hate you and want you dead.

  7. SDF-7

    Let the conspiracy theories begin.

    Look, Sloopy — just because Qatar is both exporting anti-semitism and jihadism and would also be one of the major losers if industrial scale positive-energy fusion gets going is no reason to think that they radicalized this kid and used him as a hit squad or anything! (fake tin foil hat off….. hopefully, anyway… reality has been worse than my most paranoid lunatic jokes for the last few years)

    STEVE SMITH WOULD TELL BETTER JOKE AND LINK IN ZARDOZ AND GIFT OF THE GUN TO ENSURE GRAIN HARVESTING. AND WHEN STEVE SMITH MAKE YOU BUTT OF JOKE….

    • rhywun

      Another case of willing assistance. Why do so many American universities have branches in Qatar?

      • Tres Cool

        For some reason I immediately pictured some arab dude in a keffiyeh saying “Im a Phoenix”.

    • DrOtto

      This probably set back practical fusion 10 years..

    • Threedoor

      My grandads 100mph water carburetor is around here somewhere.

  8. R.J.

    Regarding the Brown professor: I’m sad that the guy is dead. But there’s no damn conspiracy theory here. Tons of folks are working on alternatives to fossil energy, the dude was in no way within inches of a breakthrough that was going to eliminate fossil fuels. Let’s be honest here.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It fits into my point I made the other day. This is a rejected TV show script for Law and Order.

    • SDF-7

      Thanks to his untimely demise, commercial fusion is now fifty years away….

      • sloopyinca

        So…right on schedule.

      • rhywun

        lol I was going to make an “n + 10” joke. But then I had to do some work.

      • UnCivilServant

        I want fusion to pop up and surprise you lot just so you stop repeating yourselves like damaged vinyl.

      • Fourscore

        Obviously racially motivated, ’cause a Brown guy was on the verge of a scientific break through

  9. Common Tater

    “The head of the company, Connie Uhre, passed away this September.”

    Ancient Indian curse?

      • Tres Cool

        I would love to see that aired on TV today.

      • Fourscore

        “The Times,They Are A-Changin'”

  10. SDF-7

    Why not just thrown chicken bones at the floor and have a witch doctor tell them if they say the person is qualified?

    Because they got stuck on how to use the rubber chicken with the pulley in it.

    • juris imprudent

      Are you sure they didn’t?

      In early June, a senior agency official did not approve an initial request signed by mid-level CISA staff to grant Gottumukkala access to the program, on the basis that there was not an urgent need-to-know, according to the third current official. The agency’s previous deputy director, this person noted, had not seen the program.

      Who’s on first?

      • UnCivilServant

        Who hasn’t been on first for decades. He retired.

  11. SDF-7

    Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

    Surely this time we’ll foster Western ideals and high minded society in the Middle East by taking down a despot! We just have to keep sending our troops to die and funding destabilizing forces… eventually we’ll get there!

    • juris imprudent

      You have to admit the “it’s all about the oil” conspiracy theory does make more sense then what we think we are doing.

      • Ted S.

        All about the seed oils?

  12. Drake

    What if it isn’t a slam dunk case? Make freedom of association great again?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ya I think a public campaign of boycotts and town shame would have changed their tune or ran them out of town. No reason to bring the courts into play.

    • Threedoor

      This would have been a slam dunk for jury nullification.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Jury nullification at its best

        A South Los Angeles tow truck driver has been found not guilty of federal charges after being accused of towing a government vehicle used by ICE during an immigration arrest earlier this year.
         
        Bobby Nuñez, 33, was charged with theft of government property and faced up to ten years in prison before a jury found him not guilty on Friday.
         
        In a statement, the U.S. Attorney’s office said, “The trial lasted four days. The jury deliberated for more than three hours. We have no further comment.”

  13. Common Tater

    “Before his death, Loureiro was leading MIT’s efforts to revolutionize energy production by making a game-changing clean power source that needs just a fraction of the fossil fuels current machines and vehicles use today.

    His team’s research at MIT’s Plasma Science and Fusion Center (PSFC) centered on plasma physics, the study of super-hot, ionized gases, and how to apply them to fusion energy, a promising clean power source.”

    It’s only ten years away.

    • R.J.

      Think of all those nuclear physicists aborted in the womb…

  14. Common Tater

    “Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.”

    Who?

  15. trshmnstr

    Not sure how I feel about this. I had to spend more than one day inside what was effectively a closet in high school when I got in school suspension

    I was talking with a special ed teacher yesterday who mentioned a similar thing. Maybe not a box like that, but a time out place where the kids could rage and then calm down without breaking things.

    Maybe it’s useful in that sort of setting, but my default approach would be to be much less gentle, especially if there isn’t some developmental issue we’re navigating around.

    • trshmnstr

      That teacher kept raving about social emotional learning. My eyes about rolled out the back of my head. Anything to avoid actually disciplining the kid.

    • R.J.

      You mean the thing where you Saran Wrap kids to a table?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Saran Wrap? You kids have it easy! Back in my day, duct tape is all we had, and we liked it!

    • Threedoor

      The vast majority of the mentally disabled kids shouldn’t be in schools, or in schools with normal kids. The drag the normal ones down and waste resources.

  16. Gender Traitor

    This is the way.

    In the meantime, Faux News reports that 60 Minutes postponed what was bound to be a hard-hitting expose of this atrocity.

    The segment was replaced with one titled “The Kanneh-Masons,” focusing on seven British siblings who “have become sensations in the classical music world.”
    The show did not provide a reason for the delay, but a CBS spokesperson informed Fox News Digital that the network “determined it needed additional reporting.”

    Well, when you get a scoop on the new hotness, i.e. the British Von Trapp family, you gotta run with it!

    • Common Tater

      They’re also Black.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ermagerd!!! Srsly??? How many are trannies? 😃

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        No, Marsalis.

    • SDF-7

      As VP responses go — it is still fairly tame. Fuentes should worry if JD gets a burr in his saddle, though.

      • juris imprudent

        Vance could always dump the John Garner Nance bucket on Fuentes head.

    • Gender Traitor

      Whenever I see those little roadside shrines, I think, “What if families insisted on leaving plastic flowers and crosses and stuffed animals next to every hospital bed in which one of their loved ones died?”

      • Ted S.

        I know it, but I don’t particularly care for it because With nail comes across as a manipulative, self-centered jerk.

      • Ted S.

        It makes the movie less funny and more mean.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Well, you know the sharp tongues of the Brits.

        I can see how sharing a house with someone like that could be writing fodder.

  17. Tres Cool

    Why do native americans hate snow?
    Its white and settles on their land.

    • R.J.

      I am stealing that joke

      • Ownbestenemy

        Snow nationalist confirmed

      • SDF-7

        I think he’ll get a flurry of responses as folks get his drift.

    • R.J.

      That should replace land acknowledgments!

      • The Last American Hero

        I always bring up Justice for the Chemakum People when the land acknowledgements start. They were driven to extinction by the “First Peoples” known as the Suquamish in the 1800’s in a literal genocide. There were 3 people left by the early 1900’s.

  18. Common Tater

    “Podcaster Tucker Carlson was named “Antisemite of the Year” by a prominent Jewish civil rights group for offering platforms to Jew-haters and -bashers on his show.

    Carlson’s dubious distinction from StopAntisemitism comes as fallout continues from a friendly October interview with white nationalist Nick Fuentes, who has pushed conspiracy theories about “Jewish control” of US politics, media and finance, denied the Holocaust, and called for what he described as a “holy war” against Jews.

    “By an overwhelming vote margin, Tucker Carlson has been named StopAntisemitism’s 2025 Antisemite of the Year,” StopAntisemitism founder and executive director Liora Rez told The Post.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/21/us-news/tucker-carlson-named-antisemite-of-the-year-by-jewish-organization/

    Does he get a mug or anything?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Is this the same recognition being discussed for the last few weeks or are there competing groups with their own anti-semite awards?

    • juris imprudent

      I’m amused about he she (Rez) sells herself as “born in the former Soviet Union”, like that is a special badge of honor. She was born in Lithuania.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A good way to cut down on the antisemitism would be to stop doing stunts like this. A lot of Jewish groups are determined to shoot themselves in the foot it seems.

      • juris imprudent

        Wonder why her family came here and didn’t go to Israel?

      • trshmnstr

        A good way to cut down on the antisemitism would be to stop doing stunts like this.

        This. Even more so, the right needs to stop treating these stunts as legitimate. It’s a bad look to reject identity politics everywhere they see it except for this one blind spot.

  19. Ownbestenemy

    Couple more days to fill up the 2025 Bingo Card and I had to use a wildcard space for Nicki Minaj and Erika Kirk on stage together.

    • Common Tater

      Woah! I posted before I saw your comment!

    • Threedoor

      Yeah that blew my mind last night.

  20. Common Tater

    “Rapper Nicki Minaj made a surprise appearance with Erika Kirk at AmericaFest Sunday, where she took questions from Charlie Kirk’s window and urged young men to be like “handsome, dashing” President Trump — while ripping California Gov. Gavin “Newscum.”

    “He [Trump] has given so many people hope that there’s a chance to beat the bad guys and to win and to do it with your head held high,” Minaj told the widow Kirk about her thoughts on the president.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/21/us-news/nicki-minaj-makes-surprise-appearance-with-erika-kirk-at-tpusa-event/

    Who had this on their 2025 bingo card?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Look up 😆

      • Ted S.

        He’s looking down at the drugs.

    • rhywun

      That is something else… the kind of thing that might make normies who aren’t political junkies think.

    • creech

      On the FOX coverage, was Erika wiping away tears again?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      The weight of the makeup on that stage…

      • rhywun

        lol

      • Gender Traitor

        Make Mary Kay Great Again?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      CTE should be making an appearance before too long if that makes you feel any better.

    • rhywun

      I didn’t think it was possible.

    • EvilSheldon

      I keep hoping to hear that Jakey gets beaten retarded. Unfortunately he’s pretty dim already, so we might not notice…

  21. Tonio

    “Why not just thrown chicken bones at the floor and have a witch doctor tell them…”

    And this on a website that has a weekly horoscope feature.

    • Not Adahn

      Bah. Factory-farmed chickens have useless bones.

      • Nephilium

        There’s always the personality tests as well.

      • Gender Traitor

        Make introverts a protected class! Hire us and then leave us alone!

  22. Common Tater

    “A transgender killer who murdered her parents told a judge she has converted to Islam behind bars as she was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison….

    Stout also explained that Bailey, who changed her name and gender about a year before the June 2024 murders, had been diagnosed with ADHD, OCD, anxiety, depression, psychosis, possible bipolar disorder with psychosis, and schizophrenia.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15404299/mia-bailey-utah-murdered-parents-transgender-islam.html

    And doctors let her transition?

    • ron73440

      It would have been worse if he wasn’t allowed to pretend to be a woman.

      • Gender Traitor

        Throw in PTSD for witnessing the death of his parents.

      • trshmnstr

        I got a Bingo!

    • rhywun

      “Changed her (?) gender” could mean anything.

      I’m a girl.

      There, I just “changed my gender”.

    • SDF-7

      Part of me would really like to see Musk go old school and commission his own Ford-class operating under such a Letter of Marque…. Just to reinforce what the Founders considered normal.

      • Ted S.

        Thunderbird are go!

  23. PieInTheSky

    Marvin Baumann
    @MarvinTBaumann
    Genuinely Europe has a chance to become the new nexus of the free world.

    We need more trade agreements with the world, more scientific & military exchange with our friends in liberal democracies, & we need to forge a federal Union.

    Europe can replace what the

    Greg Midtbo
    @GMidtbo
    US economy is 50% larger than the EU, and the Europe economy is stagnant with its industrial powerhouse (Germany) quickly becoming uncompetitive due to expensive energy.

    European demographics are collapsing with low birth rates and only 2.7 workers for each retiree – this decline is expected to accelerate. Productivity also trails the US.

    NATO nations spend a little less than half what the US spends on defense (454B vs 1T). The US is also the source of leading technology in defense (Stealth, hypersonic, space) compared to Europe. Europe is dominant in its neighborhood (Russia) but not competitive with a near peer adversary (China).

    Marvin Baumann
    @MarvinTBaumann
    Mostly true. All of that is being fixed as we speak.

    https://x.com/MarvinTBaumann/status/2002667569921360256

    I need a ruling… this has to be parody right?

    • trshmnstr

      Good luck getting all the commission approvals required to continue thinking that thought.

    • EvilSheldon

      Less parody, more wishful thinking.

      • R.J.

        Dude’s been smoking the crack pipe too long.

    • creech

      NATO hasn’t taken on the role of the whole world’s cop, so it naturally should be spending less than the U.S. on defense.
      But it needs to take over defense of Europe, and that will cost it more than it is spending now.

  24. Not Adahn

    I watched season 1 of Last Samurai Standing. Do not recommend unless there is a season 2, since pretty much nothing got resolved. It’s not bad by any means, though whichever costumer let the Meji policemen wear boots with Vibram soles needs to be disciplined. It’s only noticeable once they get cut down by a samurai, but that’s a frequent occurrence.

    At times it seems very much like a live-action anime, it wouldn’t surprise me if this was originally a manga.

      • PieInTheSky

        Ehm pork meat?

      • R.J.

        Overage orphans and grifters?

      • PieInTheSky

        75 25 pork meat and some bone broth for extra moisture. Salt pepper garlic paprika chilly flakes thyme and a touch of allspice. Though not too heavily spiced they are meat forward sausages. Quite a coarse grind on the meat. Pork intestines as casings

      • PieInTheSky

        When there was 15% of the meat left and one casing i added a bunch of chilly flakes to it and made one extra hot for myself.

      • The Other Kevin

        Those are pretty. Nice job. Based on the color I guessed there was paprika in there.

  25. The Other Kevin

    “The problem is state-enforced monopolies.”

    My kid got caught up in the power outage this weekend. They were in SF for a mini-vacation and their hotel lost power so they had to find another one.

    • rhywun

      What a clusterfuck. More than a day for some still? Riciculous.

      When the entire Northeast went out a couple decades ago, I got power back about 12 hours later.

      • R.J.

        Remember the great Texas blackout, how commies blamed it on having our own power grid with individual operators?
        Pepperidge Farms remembers.

        *Serves crow pie to California

  26. The Other Kevin

    It’s for entertainment purposes only. As usual please, no wagering.

    – David Letterman introducing Stupid Pet Tricks

    • The Other Kevin

      Oops, meant as a reply to Tonio.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    If you’re not with us…

    After a long weekend of debates about whether the movement should exclude figures such as bigoted podcaster Nick Fuentes, Vance came down firmly against “purity tests.”

    “I didn’t bring a list of conservatives to denounce or to de-platform,” Vance said during the convention’s closing speech.

    But you have to.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    “In the United States of America, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore,” he said.

    Vance also said the U.S. “always will be a Christian nation,” adding that “Christianity is America’s creed, the shared moral language from the Revolution to the Civil War and beyond.”

    Fire up the ovens.

  29. Threedoor

    Public accommodation laws violate the first amendment.

    Fight me.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    But Daaaaaaad!

    President Trump has denied disaster aid to the state of Colorado in the wake of wildfires and flooding.

    The office of Colorado Gov. Jared Polis (D) announced the denial in a Sunday statement. He accused the president of playing “political games” and urged him to reconsider.

    “Coloradans impacted by the Elk and Lee fires and the flooding in Southwestern Colorado deserve better than the political games President Trump is playing,” Polis said in the statement.

    You frittered away your allowance on party dresses and candy, and now you need money to fix your car? Get a job.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Another one

    “Today, all of us, including our grandmas, truly are headed for a cliff: If, as projected, the Social Security Trust Fund runs out in the 2034 fiscal year, benefits will be cut by about 23 percent,” Romney wrote. “The government will need trillions of dollars to make up the shortfall.”

    “And on the tax front,” he added later, “it’s time for rich people like me to pay more.”

    If only there were a way for you and others of your ilk to act in a decisive and independent manner, without waiting for the creaking mechanism of the state to enforce your simpering rhetoric. But it’s not really YOUR money you want to see redistributed, is it?

    • kinnath

      The only solution to SS is more bodies working. If we don’t grow them ourselves, we will need to import them.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or – hear me out – Wind down the ponzi scheme and encourage people to save for their own retirement.

      • R.J.

        It helps to remove tons of fraudulent claims and illegals from the program as well.

  32. The Other Kevin

    I saw the new Avatar movie yesterday. Wow. It’s long, meandering, and doesn’t have clear plot points. It feels like they took 6 episodes of a Netflix series and stitched them together. It did look good, and the theater had Dolby sound which was great, but not great enough to justify losing all those hours of my life.

    • R.J.

      Thanks. I am probably going to be dragged to see it, I shall select a theater with good martinis.

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