New Year’s Eve Post

by | Dec 31, 2025 | Choose Your Own Adventure, In Memoriam | 458 comments

Yeah, what he said.

New Year’s Eve, and Glibs HQ is deserted. Might have something to do with the fact that STEVE SMITH was here earlier looking for “holiday cheer”. None of us wanted to find out what he meant. Warty was too busy dead-lifting a freight train or such, so I had no protection (Mexican Sharpshooter was at a family gathering, so no covering AR fire either). Spud and OMWC had some complicated wine thing going on (I suspect it was an excuse to get blasted, with a veneer of respectability- lucky SOBs). Sloopy and Banjos had family stuff going on with the herd of offspring. I called SugarFree, since he can talk STEVE off the ledge sometimes, but his cat told me he was not available to travel. If you don’t know SugarFree’s cat, it is a rather remarkable animal. Brett L just gave me the number of gator control, so no help there. How about webdom? Family time with the new kiddo and LoBot. Understandable. Tonio was busy being a Country Squire, and Nephilium had been locked on the Glibs Cocktail lab for 3 days now – working on a Shedur Sanders themed cocktail.

ZARDOZ is getting a system update, and we can’t reboot him until tomorrow. I left RJ alone, as he deserved some time off from the massive Glibflick effort of all year. Not Adahn just told me the future looked…not good and hung up. Animal, UCS and Mojeaux claimed they were at a writer’s conference…but their snickering in the background made me wonder about that. CPRM wasn’t talking to me after the last Bears-Packers game, and Ron just told me to be a little more stoic about my situation (good advice, but come on man, even Epictetus wouldn’t want to get STEVE SMITHED). I even tried some of the contributors…but they all had excuses from disc golf tournaments, too busy pondering another USG shutdown, no US visa, stuck on a bike somewhere remote, too many random thoughts to concentrate, or elbows deep in home remodeling or scientizing the shit out of something …one guy just punned at me. Now I was walking around HQ with a narrowed gaze. I went to a retired general counsel and our highest ranking vet glib – got told by both, and I quote – “you are screwed” and “run”.

I was going to try more contributors, but I heard an ominous growl…so I just hit the “schedule” button and ran.

Happy New Year to all you Glibs – staff, contributors, commentors, readers and lurkers all.

Open post until this evening.

Music – sorry this is a bit of a downer, maybe, but this year was shite.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

458 Comments

  1. Nephilium

    A [ed023244-3c42-4d29-ab41-95b2bc64d302] New Year to you as well!

    • rhywun

      404f12e8-7b0f-43d6-9be1-9e53427dcedb to all

      • UnCivilServant

        And to all a good [Unrecognized Token]

    • Rat on a train

      A 725accb5a8e46d19bc3f3a7636d0860a85470fa450be7f0f6a8c7572756765fd New Year to you.

      • Nephilium

        Syntax Error!

      • Rat on a train

        I want you to be secure in the new year.

  2. Ownbestenemy

    I get to put this year in the win column. Overall, not bad at all. Ready to turn and burn in 2026

    • juris imprudent

      Same here – certainly had worse years.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        For me, it was a very unbalanced year. Moderate highs, but very low lows, and more of then than the highs.

    • Threedoor

      I’m up fiscally but not against inflation.

      But in tax brackets!!!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        We’ve had that occurring over the last several years.

        My wife got a new job in 21 that paid significantly more than her previous job. That was great until inflation ate up that difference to where though we aren’t any better off in real terms, though we are in a higher tax bracket.

        Awesome stuff. 🙄

  3. UnCivilServant

    In re the bagpiper.

    GUID shows up in my line of work so my brain immediately substituted “Globally Unique Identificiation”, and the Mutual of New York building was a landmark in my home town. It was (probably still is) a undecorated tower in a style similar to the World Trade Center, but it was, I think, the tallest building in the city. So before I realized what the caption was saying, I thought I was expected to get a GUID and visit Syracuse to look upon downtown once again.

    • (((Jarflax

      Get gud at Scots!

      • UnCivilServant

        Look. I’m Irish, I’m not about to sink to the level of our handicapable half-pictish cousins that got lost in the hills north of Saxonland.

        I only admit that they’re our cousins to remind them that the Scots are descended from Irish who moved in on Pictland.

      • (((Jarflax

        At least we had sheep to shag potato botherer!

      • UnCivilServant

        So, you envied the Welsh?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Happy Hogmanay, everyone!

  4. Sean

    one guy just punned at me

    How rude.

    • (((Jarflax

      Swissy rued the day he asked Shpip for help.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thar’s yer problem. Should have rouxed the day and made a bechamel.

      • juris imprudent

        Rue, rue, rue yer boot, gently doon the stream…

      • Pope Jimbo

        We’ll have pun, pun, pun until Swissy takes the Reply button away.

  5. (((Jarflax

    HOLIDAY CHEER MEAN RACLETTE AND RAPE, SOMETHING FOR BOTH TO ENJOY!

    • Nephilium

      I feel like I should get this over the weekend in Swiss’s honor.

  6. Not Adahn

    One shot of kirch for the fondue, one for me…

    Have a wonderful, or at least better New Year Swiss!

    • Ted S.

      Church brandy, or cherry? :-p

    • EvilSheldon

      Does kirch go with Kölsch?

      • Not Adahn

        Would a Cologne by any other name smell as musky?

      • DEG

        Wrong region.

        Kirschwasser is believed to come from the Black Forest. Modern day Baden-Würtemburg. Southern Germany.

        Kölsch is from Köln, Cologne auf Englisch. Nordrhein-Westfalen. North Germany.

        On the other hand, both are Catholic regions.

        On the gripping hand, I guess if you drink enough it doesn’t matter.

      • Threedoor

        Do moties get drunk?

  7. Drake

    Not Adahn was correct – my week is going nicely, my wife’s not so much. She has a cold, is behind with work, and is grouchy.

    This will be a quiet New Year’s eve. Maybe a trip to the local pub for a toast if I’m lucky.

  8. Not Adahn

    First thoughts on The Abandons

    I watched the first episode and the first minute or so of the second.

    So far, not as good as Sons of Anarchy. Hopefully it improves. The Bad Guys are just too cartoonishly bad. On the positive side, the characters do seem to actually remember what happened in the plot five minutes ago. Relatedly on the good/bad flip sides Patton Oswald is in it but only long enough to be eaten by a bear.

    • Grummun

      Really, most shows would be improved by featuring Patton Oswald getting eaten by a bear.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s my favorite part of the series so far.

  9. robodruid

    Thank god 2025 is over. PLEASE tell me 26 will be better,

  10. UnCivilServant

    Continuing my brainstorming from the overnight post, I wanted to see if the relative ranges of the Trash Panda, Striped Skunk, and Virginia Possum might narrow down the possible setting. The whole darn eastern half of the US is mutual native habitat for the three. And that’s just because the’res a big gap for the Possum from the great plains to the Tetons. Since the only place besides Hollowtrees I’ve thought up is a strip mall by a swamp, that doesn’t narrow it down a lot.

    • Tonio

      You can just say ‘Possum, or Opossum if you’re being formal. Didelphis virginiana is North America’s only native marsupial so it’s not necessary to say “Virginia Opossum” unless you’re a biologist, in Australia, etc.

    • Not Adahn

      Your meth-head/stoner/drunk trifecta echoes trailer trash to me, so Appalachia/AR/OK and the western Deep South.

      • Nephilium

        Ohio Valley/Appalachia tracks for me. Give one of ’em a Yinzer accent.

      • UnCivilServant

        The Trailer Trash Trifecta has a native range covering the entire United States. Yes, it is stereotypically that area, but I think it’s more the name Skeeter that would keep us in that general area.

      • (((Jarflax

        Trailer trash, like possums, skunks, and trash pandas, are ubiquitous. Anywhere they can find a supply of alcohol, preferably ethyl, but methyl in a pinch, you will find them.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m afraid I still don’t have a good idea of what a “Yinzer” sounds like in y head.

      • Not Adahn

        While I know people live in trailers everywhere, and I have never met any of the Western mobile home dwellers IRL, the media depictions of the California/Southwest variant don’t seem much or anything like the ones that I grew up with.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you looked into the Wisconsin strain? It appears to be a hybrid of the Appalachan and Floridian.

      • Not Adahn

        Matt Hoover seems like he’d fit right in with the ones I knew.

    • Threedoor

      Not native but the possum was introduced to California in the 20s and I have seen them as far inland as Dayton Washington.

  11. Tonio

    What am I, chopped liver? But it’s hibernation season and Swiss had the courtesy and good sense to not poke the bear.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thats some phrasing!

      • Tonio

        Thanks.

        BTW, can you or one of our other meat masters get up with this guy?

        Grummun on December 29, 2025 at 3:12 pm (Edit)

        Somebody on this site has posted about curing and smoking their own bacon. I’m looking for advice on cure recipe.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Think Spud replied in the afternoon or evening post?

      • Nephilium

        Gustave:

        Evening post IIRC.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya that post will get one started and there is math involved. However, there are curing calculators on the interwebs. I have two, 2.5lb slabs curing right now. One traditional and another…an experiment.

      • Grummun

        Yes, Spud replied regarding the calculation by weight for salt, sugar and pink cure. And thank you Jimbo for that link to Spud’s original post, I’ll read it presently.

        If OBE would like to chime in on his experience with spices beyond the basic cure (either in the cure, or something like pepper rubbed onto the cured bacon before smoking), I’d love to hear it. I have ~10lb of pork belly in the freezer, so I have some opportunity for experimentation. Maybe do four ~2.5lb slabs, one with just the standard cure, one peppered prior to smoking, and …. what else? Part of the motivation for curing our own bacon is our general effort to cut back on sugars in our food, so probably not honey or maple, etc.

        The make-our-own low-sugar food project has resulted in five pounds of smoked kielbasa in the freezer (got some out for pork-n-sauerkraut for New Year’s) and maybe three pounds of Italian sausage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I can only speak to a hot smoke so not sure how anything would turn out.

        If you want the flavor profile inside the bacon, spice with the cure. Ive only done smoked jalepeno (my own dried and ground up) and a pepper one. Though I did accidently make some that was akin to pastrami flavors.

        Usually after curing and then drying in fridge Ill add larger spices like cracked pepper and such.

        Im by no means an expert.

    • Not Adahn

      Does that expression mean that at one point chopped liver was cheap? I should pick up some Braunschweiger and have it grilled on toast for breakfast.

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought it was because chopped liver was generally regarded as undesirable.

      • Not Adahn

        Maybe in (((culture)))? The Frank-descended people seem to like the hell out of it.

      • Fourscore

        I can never find head cheese anymore, is that a thing of the past?

        I do the Braunschweiger sammich thing but it ain’t head cheese!

      • Nephilium

        Fourscore:

        It’s still available around here. One of our downtown restaurants (closed for a while now) used to have a limited offering of a pig head on the menu for weekend dinners only. I could never convince the girlfriend to give it a try.

        In related news, Mabel’s BBQ as of Sunday no longer has pig ears on the menu (pig tails have been off for a while now). 🙁

      • straffinrun

        And then it goes farther when you throw it out the window.

      • Tres Cool

        I’ve had brisket from Mabel’s.
        symon does a good job

      • Aloysious

        Nice to see you poke your head in, straffinrun.

      • Threedoor

        Head cheese.
        Find a piggly wiggly.

    • Fourscore

      Local bears are sleeping ’til spring but what do I know?

      • Not Adahn

        It is now legally permissible to have bird feeders again here.

      • Fourscore

        We can not legally feed deer/turkeys.

        Occasionally, twice a day, I clumsily spill corn when I’m filling the bird feeders.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dorothy Parker called her canary Onan “because he spills his seed upon the ground”.

    • Nephilium

      I was going to try more contributors, but I heard an ominous growl

      “And the rest…”

    • (((Jarflax

      It’s cause you ursines don’t really hibernate, you just go torpid and a good poke will still arouse you.

      • juris imprudent

        Always unwise to poke an armed bear.

  12. juris imprudent

    Birthdays today include the formidable Mrs. Imprudent. Yes, she was daddy’s little tax deduction.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      … and your resident Hobbit. 72!

      • Common Tater

        HBD 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🥳 🎂 🎉 !

      • DEG

        Happy Birthday to both Mrs. Imprudent and The Bearded Hobbit!

    • DrOtto

      I hear MN has some great learing centers.

      • Drake

        Which is odd given how covered up the women are.

      • Fourscore

        I’m trying to picture a Somali centerfold.

  13. The Other Kevin

    “this year was shite”

    I just don’t know what to think about 2025. I had some good, and I had some very bad. The gym is finally doing fairly well, not enough to buy me a new monocle but no longer hemorrhaging cash. Son-in-law made it back from his first deployment in one piece. While he was gone, Youngest Kid came home a few times and we had a lot of fun. We finished out the hockey season in June with a win at our last tournament. That shoulder injury from last year is finally healed, and my strength is coming back.

    Then there was Oldest Kid, who moved home, and while things looked promising, it turned out to be a disaster, and she snuck out of the house in October like she was escaping prison. We still haven’t heard from her. And of course there was my accident that same month. I got back on the ice Sunday. I felt great until an hour in, then I got the usual symptoms and had to stop. So while I’m improving, I still have healing to do. And Mrs. TOK is not fond of me driving our only vehicle to Chicago, so the lack of a second car is going to limit my attendance at practice.

    While things are mostly shite right now, there is a lot of potential for things to turn around in 2026. That’s what I’ll be drinking to tonight.

    • UnCivilServant

      Glad to know your head is getting better.

    • EvilSheldon

      I feel you. 2025 was less ‘meh’ and more ‘ricocheting between awesome and awful like a demented superball’.

      On the down side, I had my first major middle-age health scare, the job sucks and likely won’t get any better, and I’m still living in northern VA.

      On the upside, I managed some amazing travel with my family, went to a couple of great shooting matches, and perfected the ultimate Old Fashioned.

      On the whole, I’m looking forward to 2026.

      • The Other Kevin

        That is a really good way to put it. I am also optimistic. Youngest Kid is moving to VA which is way closer to us. We’re planning some cool events at the gym. My concussion will eventually heal, despite my impatience. And hopefully I’ll get something out of that lawsuit when it’s all over.

      • ron73440

        TOK, if they are coming to Norfolk, that is only a half hour from me if you come to visit them.

      • The Other Kevin

        Oh great. I believe that’s where they’ll be. It’s about a 10 hour drive from here so we can visit more often. I think she’s moving in May when the ship has been relocated (it’s departing in March). You’d be a great addition to the list of Glibs I’ve met. Without exception all have been outstanding individuals.

      • juris imprudent

        Without exception all have been outstanding individuals.

        You’ll get around to the exceptions eventually.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’ll get around to the exceptions eventually.

        Yeah, sometime I’ll risk the proximity to Chicago to disabuse him of those notions.

      • Fourscore

        That’s ’cause you haven’t been to Honey Harvest. There are a few exception(al) ones there.

      • EvilSheldon

        If you end up visiting down that way, give a shout. My parents are in Williamsburg, and I’m down there visiting them pretty frequently.

    • DEG

      Good to hear you are doing better.

      My year has been up and down. Monday I get do do the meme.

  14. Smilin' Joe Fission

    Happy New Year’s Eve Glibs!

    2025 was a decent year for me. Got through the licensing exams for my profession and now hold the power of the atom in my hand… Or at least do a lot of paperwork and procedure following at odd hours of the day and holidays.

    Going into year 4 in the live free or die state and it’s been good so far. The town I live in is particularly lefty but for the most part the state seems to be doing good things. Much better things than the great white even more north I moved my family from. I just wish housing prices weren’t just as insane here as up there.

    Otherwise, I don’t post nearly enough, but lurk daily. So, I’m making my NY resolution to post here more often.

    I wish all of you the best in 2026.

    Joe

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s good to know you’re still around. When I don’t see a name in a while I always wonder if they’ve gone and left us.

      • straffinrun

        Sorry, that bunker in Berlin Eva and I were sharing didn’t have Wifi.

      • straffinrun

        Great. You?

      • (((Jarflax

        Straffinrun! Good to see you here!

      • UnCivilServant

        Great. You?

        Keeping up appearances.

      • slumbrew

        Straff!

    • Nephilium

      Welcome back man! Long time no see.

      We’ll leave the cooling towers on for you.

    • juris imprudent

      They’re coming out of all the dark corners today. Amazing what happens when STEVE SMITH roam the corridors.

    • Not Adahn

      Howdy Neighbor!

    • Not Adahn

      Howdy Neighbor-in-a-Texas-sense!

      • straffinrun

        Happy New Year, boyz!

    • Tonio

      Congrats, Joe. Hopefully 2026 will be a growth year for nuclear!

    • Aloysious

      You as well Joe. Happy New Year.

    • DEG

      Good your licensing exams went well.

      NH has its problems, but things are going along well. I wouldn’t be surprised if Republicans keep their hold on the state government after the 2026 elections..

  15. DrOtto

    ’25 was a mixed bag for me as well. Having to put the dog down last week leaves a bad taste for sure.

    • straffinrun

      Are you Korean?

      (Sorry about the doggo, but I had to)

      • Tres Cool

        Staff-San
        Send me your Asian BBWs

      • Gustave Lytton

        Asian BBW = 4’5″ and built like a tank. Also, J cups….

        On the other hand, BWC is a jav tag…

    • juris imprudent

      Having done the same a couple of months back, I feel ya there. On the upside we adopted a new girl dog so our home retains its balance.

    • The Other Kevin

      Sorry to hear that. I feel like the last quarter of 2025 was when things went south.

    • DrOtto

      Thanks all. Nope, not Korean, after rereading, I see the ask though, lol. Yeah, he was a good dog and the only other male presence in the house, so it’s me against them again. He had what was supposedly not a very aggressive and a treatable cancer. Turns out they were wrong on the aggressiveness.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sorry. Same scenario here about a year ago. The signs were subtle at first.

      • slumbrew

        Ooof, sorry to hear. Hemangiosarcoma got our last girl. Still makes me sad, thinking about her.

    • Grummun

      We had our 13 year old lab put down a few weeks ago. Cancer. Down to two dogs for the first time in a long time, and the house seems a little empty, even if all Lily was doing at the end was holding down a dog bed and hairing up the place.

  16. straffinrun

    Hope you all have a great 2026! My wife, who usually sleeps on the floor at the foot of my bed, just asked me meekly, “Can I sleep in the bed tonight?” That is verbatim.

    • Not Adahn

      Hapy New Year, and happy wife time!

    • (((Jarflax

      How did you answer her?

      • straffinrun

        We rock paper scissors for it.

      • Tres Cool

        Lesbians would just scissors.
        No rocks or paper.

    • DEG

      Howdy Straff!

  17. Tres Cool

    Fuckers held me hostage….time for new tires for Tracker John (MD)
    BF Goodrich All Terrain KO2

  18. straffinrun

    My new years resolution is to finally tell my wife after 25 years of marriage that “Korean BBQ” in English isn’t actually “Poon Tang”. Wish me luck.

    • Not Adahn

      That guy in Full Metal Jacket really loved Korean BBQ.

  19. Common Tater

    This year went by fast.

  20. Common Tater

    “The mayor of San Francisco discreetly approved a bill to create a fund that may eventually grant each of the city’s eligible black residents $5 million in reparations.

    Mayor Daniel Lurie quietly signed the incredibly divisive Reparations Bill just two days before Christmas….

    The legislation merely establishes the fund but does not allocate any money to it – setting up the framework for any future contributions, whether they be through the city or privately donated.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15423337/San-Francisco-mayor-sneaks-reparations-bill-just-Christmas-black-resident-city-5-MILLION-taxpayer-cash.html

    CWAA

    • Ownbestenemy

      One day we will past all this bullshit. Maybe.

      • Common Tater

        Probably not next year though.

      • rhywun

        the qualifying requirements remain unclear

        lol What a joke.

        Sadly, the world will certainly get a lot more stupid and dangerous before we get past this stupidity.

      • dbleagle

        Look at the wild-eyed optimist over here.

        This grifting will never stop short of the US stopping.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My New Year wish is all…i know its gonna get stupider

  21. Evan from Evansville

    Mornin’ from Dunlap, MO. Gorgeous place in the mountains overlooking Chattanooga. Departing in less than an hour and I’ve got work in ~20 hours. I’m fairly confident we won’t be too busy as the holiday libations still swirl in our customers.

    As a belated Thanksgiving, I thank TPTB and the rest of ya for providing a spot of sanity in our worlds. The drive should be pretty and I hope we can make it back to Indy in 8hrs.

    Speaking of Indianapolis, dumb reality that Hoosiers took for granted: When the term ‘came out’ in abbreviated fashion, we thought Indianapolis was a hotbed of great music and film. Afterall, they were Indy productions. Huh. Indie =/= Indianapolis.

    Fantastic time with The Boys, always punctuated by mini-Ev the 5yo, and our mountain and cave explorations were tremendous fun. Soon time for 2026 to kick in, and its predecessor wasn’t the worst. I’ve now worked at Walmart for 10mo, surpassing my 8 as managing editor at the Peru Tribune. (That rattles and rankles me. Much upset with that, am I.) So this is the longest gig I’ve had Stateside since I returned in ’21.

    I hope the New Year can kick off well for me and y’all. Onward ‘n upwards, eh?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    They’re doing their best, gosh darn it

    Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) slammed the Trump administration for pausing child care payments to his state amid increased federal scrutiny of alleged fraud within its social services programs.

    “This is Trump’s long game,” Walz wrote Tuesday in a post on the social platform X. “We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters. It’s a serious issue — but this has been his plan all along.

    “He’s politicizing the issue to defund programs that help Minnesotans,” he added.

    What kind of cynical duplicitous bastard politicizes government charity? It’s unheard of.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The framing being….government programs have fraud built in…get over it!

      • UnCivilServant

        If the fraud is built in, then it seems to me the only valid action is to end the program, and execute those who engaged in or enable the fraud.

    • Ted S.

      This is one of the funniest posts ever.

    • Common Tater

      LOLOL

    • Ted S.

      This is one of the dumbest tweets ever.

    • rhywun

      I haven’t even started drinking yet. 🫤

    • Ownbestenemy

      Almost made it.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Joseph Thompson, assistant U.S. attorney for Minnesota, said at a press conference earlier this month it is possible that “half or more” of the $18 billion billed to 14 services under MDHS since 2018 is fraudulent.

    Court records reviewed by the Minnesota Star Tribune earlier this month indicate that the alleged fraud is closer to $218 million.

    Only $218 million, is that all? Pffft. You wouldn’t even bother to bend down and pick it up if you dropped it on the ground.

    • EvilSheldon

      Very characteristic of the Prog media – the only source of truth is what the government tells you.

    • Tonio

      “reviewed by”

    • (((Jarflax

      Court records would only have the amounts in cases already brought. So they have already brought charges regarding almost a quarter of a billion, without even touching the stuff currently being exposed.

  24. trshmnstr

    A belated merry Christmas to yall, and here’s to a happy 2026! The last 18 months have been a roller coaster for us. Lots of negative moments, quite a few positive moments, and a whole bunch of life in between. We’re hoping for a positive trend in 2026.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    This is my opening appetizer for this evening.

    Chicken thighs with teriyaki over rice. Two bite dish probably, though the one pictured was a dinner i made a few months back

    • PieInTheSky

      that is not a proper new years starter. You need deviled eggs and Salată de boeuf

      • Tres Cool

        You have inspired me to make deviled eggs today.

      • ron73440

        You need deviled eggs and Salată de boeuf

        Is that the traditional New Year good luck meal?

        Growing up from German heritage we always had to eat sauerkraut with sausage.

        As a kid I hated it, but now it’s one of my favorites.

        Now my Okinawan wife makes Okinawa Soba.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawa_soba

        So good, she is an amazing cook.

      • Common Tater

        I have eggs, but no relish. Maybe chop up a pickle?

      • Not Adahn

        My Sconnie neighbors always had cannibal sandwiches and whiskey on New Years.

      • UnCivilServant

        What does relish have to do with it? The filling for deviled eggs is hard boiled egg yolk, mayo, mustard, vinegar, salt, paprika, and black pepper (optional)

      • EvilSheldon

        Oooooh! Deviled eggs with bacon and Grillo’s Pickle de Gallo would be a treat tonight…

      • juris imprudent

        The wife has requested a big round of wings for her birthday, so I’ll fire up the Traeger and take some from the freezer to smoke/thaw them and finish them in the air-fryer. Tomorrow she plays to her southern roots and makes black-eyed peas and cornbread. She also makes great deviled eggs – which I now have a hankering for.

      • Common Tater

        “What does relish have to do with it?”

        Otherwise it’s just paste. I’ve also had deviled eggs with chopped pimento olives.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s not supposed to be chunky.

      • Tres Cool

        The only suitable mayonnaise for deviled eggs is either Hellman’s or Duke’s.
        Anyone using miracle whip needs to be shot on sight.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I prefer capers rather than relish

      • Ted S.

        What about Best Foods?

      • Common Tater

        “I prefer capers rather than relish”

        I have capers.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I prefer capers rather than relish

        OBE are you some sort of dyslexic super villain? Don’t you mean you relish your capers?

  26. PieInTheSky

    25 was just a random year… nothing too good happened, nothing to bad. Just kinda meh. Time passes quickly and then runs put… but it is what it is.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Like a blind pig in a haystack

    On the eve of America’s 250th birthday, what should be a celebration of enduring freedom feels in many ways like a looming funeral. 2025 saw the shredding of America’s social fabric to the point that Democrats and Republicans now seem to inhabit two mutually exclusive realities. ‘One nation under God’ has quickly become many nations under grievance.

    Things would be perfect if we didn’t have to listen to all those right wing grievance peddlers.

    • ron73440

      dozens upon dozens of Trump’s scandals, crises and abuses while still failing to capture the full scope of incompetence and malice that defines this administration.

      This guy sounds unbiased.

      • dbleagle

        Max is a nearsighted Debbie Downer. Given the performance of the USG since 2001 (the year he references) why would 17% of American retain belief in the competence of the gov? It’s not all OMB.

      • rhywun

        He sounds delusional.

        I could stand for a bit less of that in the new year.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Good luck with that, rhy. All indications point towards an even more retarded and absolutely batshit insane over the top left than currently.

  28. Timeloose

    I hope 2026 sees less US balkanization, more caring for others, and less desire for government solutions to the problems of the world.

    I’m just glad I had an extra $240 left in the budget at the end of the year to help celebrate 2025.

    Here is my plans for the evening.

    https://youtu.be/ikbPoVbOB_E

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      You will see more, less, and more respectively and unfortunately.

  29. Common Tater

    “A report from the US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has found that over $5 billion in taxpayer funds have gone to “questionable” recipients in rental assistance programs during the last year of the Biden administration. The report said that the assistance has included 30,000 deceased tenants as well as thousands of potential non-citizens getting the assistance.

    HUD’s Office of the Chief Financial Officer found there was $5.8 billion in “questionable” payments of the $50 billion in housing assistance programs in Fiscal Year 2024 that flowed out of the Biden administration, according to the 183-page report.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/biden-admin-paid-out-5-billion-in-housing-funds-to-dead-people-noncitizens-other-questionable-recipients-hud

    That’s 90% efficient.

    • rhywun

      Yet another Trump scandal.

  30. Not Adahn

    Someone who has access to twitter: Apparently Froot Sushi is slap-fighting with a Politico reporter? Is it entertaining enough I should look it up later?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Not universally, but Froo Su has received positive marks in my book in the last 15 months.

  31. Chipping Pioneer

    I once worked for a client who insisted that Guids weren’t unique enough.

    OK, sure, they’re not guaranteed to be unique. But he wanted us to append a time stamp to them.

    • UnCivilServant

      Give him UUIDs instead. I mean they’re Universal!

      😜

    • Nephilium

      Strangest collision error I’ve seen was at one location where usernames were first four letters of the last name + last four digits of the SSN (and no, that is not the worst PII security I’ve ever seen in a company). Two employees matched on that and caused issues.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We have no choice – one of you is going to have to change your legal name.”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Tell him he needs to get a IUD, and get over it.

    • UnCivilServant

      So, journalists were always morons?

    • dbleagle

      Not a rouged rooster?

      • UnCivilServant

        rouged rooster

        Sounds like a drag

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Sounds like someone complaining about men being sugar daddies to some only fan girl. The more things change I guess.

  32. Common Tater

    “House Democrats are reconvening a special committee for a hearing to mark the fifth anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot and criticize the Trump administration for trying to “white-wash” history.

    In a Dear Colleague letter, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said Democratic members of the Jan. 6 select committee will hold a “special hearing” on the 5th anniversary of the Capitol building assault to “honor” first responders and “expose the election deniers who hold high-level positions of influence in the executive branch.””

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/democrats-reconvene-jan-6-panel-anniversary-hearing

    CWABOA

    • Not Adahn

      They’re as creatively bankrupt as the rest of Hollywood.

    • Nephilium

      Can we Somali wash it instead?

      “We shouldn’t hold far right wingers responsible for what a small minority of them did, there’s plenty of left wingers who do the same actions every day and you’re not going after them!”

    • (((Jarflax

      At this point I’d say the main criticism of the January 6 people is that they didn’t actually attack the scum robbing us blind when they had the chance.

    • rhywun

      It is not going to be pleasant when the Dems get control back and go scorched earth on the country.

      • Ownbestenemy

        To their supporters will be a cleansing fire.

      • (((Jarflax

        If they win in 28 I think its 50/50 that we end up in open civil war triggered by some blatant revenge prosecution or assassination.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its one thing to go after policy and procedure…they are openly saying they will arrest all of federal agents in ICE and other agencies (which…conflicts me) but that cannot be a good outcome.

        Maybe just rhetoric like the billboards up in FL for military members to refuse orders…who knows.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Too smart for you

    Bad-faith critiques against Mamdani are nothing new and have persisted throughout his campaign, which is a sign that maybe his ideas are too smart to be critiqued on their own. Those on the right and left responsible for these critiques should remember the words of Chief Justice Antonin Scalia: “I attack ideas, I don’t attack people.”

    Like the plan mentioned, in which the city of New York should expand their borrowing in order to raise money to “invest” in “affordable” housing projects extremely unlikely to generate a net positive return.

    • Ted S.

      Now do the bad-faith critiques of people who disagree with Mamdani’s proposals.

      Start with the bad-faith demonization of landlords.

    • rhywun

      housing policy is nuanced

      One must carefully, but wisely, fiddle with the knobs until utopia is finally achieved.

      I like the new law they just passed where owners are required to offer their land to the public sector before they can be allowed to sell to a private owner.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        With just a nudge-nudge here, and a tax-tax there, everywhere a utopia!

  34. creech

    Another year in the rear view mirror. Did o.k. even with tariff nonsense screwing up a few business situations. Learning that travel is going to be more looking at maps of where I’ve been, paging through old photo albums, and watching Rick Steves saunter around plazas I once strolled. The Stupid Party needs to hammer away at all the fraud being uncovered so more voters realize exactly what government “free stuff” means. I guess there’s no reforming the windbag in the White House; he’s what “our democracy” belched up this time and the coming 3rd impeachment will be just more window-dressing on the circus that is America’s slow 250 year decline from the ideals of 1776.

    • Nephilium

      “Fuck you, cut fraud!” is the new “Fuck you, cut spending!”

    • EvilSheldon

      Democracy is, by definition, rule by midwits. Never forget this.

      Also never forget how much worse it is to be ruled by experts.

      • (((Jarflax

        Democracy gets you demagogues

        Monarchy gets you inbred entitled morons

        Dictatorship gets you violent schemers and frequent civil wars

        Republics degenerate into democracies

        Technocracy gets you experts who will at best be focused on solving the specific list of problems they find important, regardless of the hell that creates in other areas, and at worst be tyrannical nanny state types

        Plutocracy/Aristocracy/Oligarchy/Party Nomenklatura etc. aren’t really different forms of government, they are the constant reality across all forms, just wearing different outfits to suit the style of the era.

      • EvilSheldon

        Something I only very recently learned…there has only ever been one US president with a pH.D. Any guesses who, without Googling?

        Woodrow Wilson.

        I can’t say that I was surprised.

      • Common Tater

        I think a bunch of them had doctorates in law.

      • ron73440

        I listened to the Dangerous history podcast about Wilson.

        As a child, he enjoyed writing the rule book for his boy baseball team.

        FDR used to be my most hated President, but Wilson overtook him years ago.

        Is it weird to hate a President from so long ago?

      • UnCivilServant

        I think a bunch of them had doctorates in law.

        A JD is not a PhD

      • rhywun

        I would have guessed Wilson. He is just that much worse than all the rest.

      • Raven Nation

        @ Ron: I was already pretty negative about Wilson on the policy front. But listening to the DH podcast, it was clear he was just an insufferable prick as well.

      • (((Jarflax

        He was the President of Princeton, not only a PhD but an Ivy League administrator! That’s one of the three reasons I get mad when silly people try to claim Obama was the worst President ever, or started all the awfulness that fills our Government. (the other 2 reasons are FDR and LBJ)

      • (((Jarflax

        Also a JD is the same degree, with the same degree requirements that used to be an LLB (Bachelor of law and laws). In the 70s they renamed it to be a JD because by that point most schools required another undergrad degree to be admitted to law school in tacit recognition that we have dumbed down education to the point where a bachelor’s is the equivalent of a traditional high school diploma, but it was originally an undergrad degree, and it does not demonstrate advanced mastery of any subject.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Reading law was apprenticeship, not really different than clerking or blacksmithing.

      • (((Jarflax

        There is at least one State where you can still apprentice. I think that system is probably better than the nonsense we have now. I learned nothing in law school that I ever directly used in practice. The closest it came to useful was a few lectures on how keyword indexing worked in the reference books, but that was already well on the way to obsolescence when I graduated. The other courses all taught generalized legal rules that were only tangentially related to the actual laws of Ohio, and Federal procedural rules, which would maybe have been useful if I had ever been in Federal court.

        The law schools teach academic law, much theory about leftist fantasies, little or no actual practical preparation for the profession, you’re expected to learn that silly stuff on the job.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Working well for Kim Kardashian so far.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Until next time, keep on defraudin’.

  35. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Happy New Year Glibs. I’m very thankful for this place.

    2025 was the most extreme year in memory at the SSD household. My new business exploded in growth, and I’ve just hired my 10th employee. On track to double or triple next year. It’s been exciting, but also long days (14-16 hours/ 6-7 days/week), and I feel ill every month about being responsible for meeting payroll for so many people now. Might need to reread some Stoic Friday columns.

    There’s been a lot of health issues in the household this year. Collectively: multiple surgeries, pancreatic precancer that was caught early, and a paralyzed diaphragm. Had to put one of our dogs down. That’s all been tough.

    Looking forward to 2026. The health issues should be resolved, and I’m hoping the business growth and hours will have stabilized a bit out of the current start-up mode craziness. Some change too with an anticipated move to Florida at some point. I’m ready for some palm trees and blue water.

  36. Necron 99

    ’25 has been a year. I still have cancer, but it’s a mild form that I don’t worry about much, so fuck it. Maybe I’ll have my thyroid removed in ’26, who knows. Lost my final brother this year. He was technically my brother-in-law, I knew him longer than I’ve known my wife, his sister, and he had been my bestest friend for nearly 50 years, so yeah, that sucked mightily. My sister was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer back in April. She has been through chemo and is continuing the fight, but she will likely die next year as it is aggressive and difficult to treat – I am surprised she made it this long to be honest. Lost my favorite Aunt (85) in August, I glommed on to her when my mom passed away and she helped me immensely dealing with that loss. I bought a new (used) car on her account, my GMC Acadia was in the shop most of 2025 – and when she called asking me to come see her 350 miles away I couldn’t at that time, and had to borrow a vehicle just to attend her funeral. So I hated that car and decided to trade it in on a Toyota RAV4 AWD and I’m waiting on some N. Texas snow and ice to test the AWD capabilities.

    I don’t expect much from ’26, I’m likely to go to Bangalore, India in April for work, so there’s that to look forward to. I’ve never had an inkling to go to Asia, any part of Asia, but not all trips are to beautiful European resort locations (Lake Lucerne was very nice.) I am counting the days to my retirement, but sadly still using years in the count, 4 years, 9 months, 10 days, give or take. My wife is retired but bored at home, so maybe it isn’t so great, but I have hobbies that could work for me. My grandkids live next door so we enjoy their comings and goings; children growing up, old friends growing older.

    Happy New Year, everyone. May you find happiness and health in 2026.

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow that makes my 2025 look uneventful. Sorry for all your losses but I hope 2026 is a banner year for you.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, you win Queen for a Day. Here are your prizes: a washing machine and a fur stole.

      • Necron 99

        Everybody has their problems, I don’t want a problem competition because I know others are far worse off than I. I hope you heal up quickly from your injury. Life goes on, until it doesn’t. I am just hoping for the best for everyone.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (I didn’t mean to sound snarcastic.)

    • DEG

      Sorry about the rough spots. I hope 2026 is better for you.

  37. Mojeaux

    New year, new browser. I’m trying to switch over to Tor. Please forgive me if I’m pissy for a while as I get used to the slower speeds and the weirdness that goes along with Tor.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Dark web user confirmed

      • Mojeaux

        *haughty sniff*

        I have yet to set up my VPN.

  38. Common Tater

    “In 2025, the right’s leaders and influencers revealed the deep sexual dysfunction driving their movement. The constant drumbeat of weird sexual displays is likely a major reason the MAGA coalition, which was flying high at the beginning of the year, is losing popularity rapidly, especially with younger voters.”

    https://www.salon.com/2025/12/31/the-right-hit-peak-incel-in-2025/

    That has to be it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wait

      What?

    • EvilSheldon

      Yes, when I think of weird sexual dysfunction, I definitely think of the MAGA coalition before the troon kiddie fucker coalition…

      • Nephilium

        PedophilesMAPs and groomersdrag queen story hours are mainstream sexual function you bigot!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah i see now. Salon is lumping in Fuentes guy and framing him as the frontman

      • juris imprudent

        Pleasing to both him and them. They can have a mutual loathing society.

    • slumbrew

      Peak Aman-duh will never be achieved.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I don’t know, she will hit menopause at some point…

      • juris imprudent

        she will hit menopause

        You mean she’ll get even crankier?!?

    • Ted S.

      Note also the implication that of course it’s OK to use this as a criticism of the non-left. Compare this to JD Vance talking about crazy cat ladies.

    • ron73440

      trying to get people fired for not mourning Charlie Kirk after his assassination on Sept. 10

      I don’t agree with cancelling people, but this is a very disingenuous way to frame what was happening.

      • rhywun

        Not mourning is exactly the same as openly celebrating.

        FFS my New Year’s resolution should be to pay no more attention to trash like Salon.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    In 2025, the right’s leaders and influencers revealed the deep sexual dysfunction driving their movement.

    Heterosexuality is like totally uncool and weird, man.

  40. Tonio

    The bear cave is full of the smell of hammy goodness and onion. I’m cooking down a ham hock (my first time, ever) and veggies for what will become a ham and bean soup for later in the week. I’m being domestic while the boyfriend is at the gym.

    There have been some setbacks and sadness this year, but that’s what comes as you and your loved ones age. Overall it has been a good year for us.

    Wishing everyone here a happy, safe, and prosperous new year. This place and you people mean a lot to me.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sounds wonderful. We were supposed to have a NYE dinner with in-laws but they moved it to tomorrow. What am I going to do with these scallops now since no one except me and MIL eat them.

    • Aloysious

      cooking down a ham hock

      You’re in for a treat. IMO the bestest are bones from a good ham. A butt (heh).

    • Mojeaux

      I have a big-ass hamhock I got last year for just such a dish, but I’m the only person in this house (and my mom’s apartment) who likes ham’n’bean soup. Thus, I haven’t made it yet. *sad trombone*

  41. The Late P Brooks

    cooking down a ham hock (my first time, ever) and veggies for what will become a ham and bean soup

    My mom used to do bean soup from scratch like that. So good.

    • Bobbo

      I still do that, grandma leared me how.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        …leared…

        Your Grndma was from Somali?

      • UnCivilServant

        She had an early career as a pirate before arriving under fraudulent circumstances to open up a day car center and cooking school.

    • Tonio

      This is iteration 1.0. Next time I’m going to cook dried beans and the ham hock in a pressure cooker. Then marry that to the sauteed veggies.

      • Common Tater

        I wrote an article on my two pot method for bean soup. It’s faster and tastes better than one pot.

      • Tonio

        Thanks, both of you.

        I had thought about the two-pot method. I hate the thought of sauteeing in the all-in-one cooker.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    there has only ever been one US president with a pH.D. Any guesses who, without Googling?

    Woodrow Wilson.

    It takes a heap of schooling to get that stupid.

    • Bobbo

      Dont forget the Stroke

      • juris imprudent

        He’d done his worst damage before the stroke.

      • EvilSheldon

        Far and away. But it’s an interesting comparison with Biden nonetheless.

    • EvilSheldon

      Wilson had many, many, many flaws, but a lack of intelligence was absolutely not one of them. If anything, his considerable intellect made his other flaws worse.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Trump should declare the eastern seaboard as the international timeline for shits and giggles

      • rhywun

        Prime meridian runs through Trump Tower.

  43. Common Tater

    “A brave little girl jumped out of a second-floor window and begged strangers to save her from abuse, investigators say, but she was sent back home and murdered within months.

    Rebekah Baptiste, ten, was found unresponsive on a highway in Holbrook, Arizona, on July 27 after allegedly being abused and neglected for years.

    Her father, Richard Baptiste, 32, and his girlfriend Anicia Woods, 29, were subsequently arrested and charged with first–degree murder, aggravated assault, child abuse and kidnapping.

    Nine months before that, the girl managed to jump out a second-floor window at her apartment and plead for help – only for police to dismiss it and return her to the couple now accused of killing her, AZFamily reported.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15424829/arizona-murder-girl-escape-dad-stepmom-arrested-videos-police.html

    Yikes!

    • Sean

      That’s effed up.

    • Pope Jimbo

      It is nice to see that those cops who returned Konerak Sinthasomphone to Jeffrey Dahmer managed to find new employment after they were canned from the Milwaukee PD.

      • Nephilium

        If the guy who shot Tamir Rice can keep getting hired (and thankfully fired) from police stations, why not?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Gov’t will save us!

      /sarc

  44. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Just saw a story on the local news and it yanked one of my King Walz chains.

    It was some new wrinkle in the fraud stories and they said that Walz didn’t directly respond to their request for a comment. But they did throw out some generic list of reasons why it wasn’t Walz’s fault from some PR flack. One of the bullet points was that Walz needs the legislature to give him more power to combat fraud.

    Sigh. Yeah, the guy literally had someone jailed for not obeying his Covid rules needed more power to combat fraud. The $250M Feeding our Future fraud was going on at the same time he was persecuting bar owners for not closing.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thats cause the bar owner defied the State. Fraud is part of the State so we will need more power and tax monies to handle it

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Walz IS the fraud.

    • Fourscore

      If Sgt Maj Walz had lost his weapon he’d have been court-martialed, maybe a little stockade time. Of course it wouldn’t have been his fault but still…

    • Raven Nation

      I suspect the national news organizations are burning the midnight oil looking for rednecks fraudulent daycares in “Red States.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        They could look at military spouses and their daycare scams

        Were when i was in

  45. The Late P Brooks

    He’s not crazy

    Renowned investor Michael Burry on Wednesday denied shorting Tesla’s shares after calling the electric vehicle maker “ridiculously overvalued.”

    In a social media post on X, the Scion Asset Management founder responded to a user asking if he would bet against Tesla, saying, “I am not short.”

    Burry, who earned his reputation by successfully predicting the collapse of the U.S. housing market that led to the 2008 global financial crisis, clarified his position after describing Tesla as “ridiculously overvalued” in a separate post.

    “Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. “

    • rhywun

      I don’t know from business but I can’t imagine that ending the huge federal subsidies won’t hurt.

      • Nephilium

        Burry has been calling AI a bubble and overvalued for a while now. I read his piece about the Gamestop short squeeze, it was detailed, and interesting (to me at least) but it appears to be paywalled on Substack now.

  46. Sean

    *looks at watch*

    There’s still plenty of daylight left to deport Somalians.

    Better get cracking Bovino.

    • Not Adahn

      I’m assuming the “squirrel” part is also whimsy?

      (I approve, btw).

      • DEG

        I’m assuming the “squirrel” part is also whimsy?

        Word association as I thought of a descriptive name instead of the non-descriptive name the file had when I found it in a chatroom.

  47. Ownbestenemy

    Bari Weiss calls out Clooney after Clooney laments about CBS and sites like Citizen Free Press bitch its “sucking up” to him.

    We live in a weird world.

    To me, that was a straight up call to see it in action or shut up. Right leaning sites push just as much stupid bullshit as the left ones.

    • juris imprudent

      Relevant

      And that is where I hope Bari Weiss is heading. Uncomfortable truth and un-woke questions would be a start. She may not get there, the institutional forces against her are formidable and their pomposity beyond imagining—but I sense they may be exhausted, and not as formidable as they think. The overkill is in full flutter now. Every day brings a new Bari story. This is the callous and shallow and evanescent way that J School pundits and professional media critics work, tethered to their easy chairs. And when they are proved wrong, they do not look back and acknowledge their mistakes.

  48. slumbrew

    Happy New Year, Glibbies!

    2025 was… pretty good, I must admit, although the pace felt a bit frantic, with trips to Florida, New York City, Puerto Rico, CT, New Hampshire, Western Mass, DC, North Carolina, Vermont, New York, CT again followed by surgery & recovery for my wife, all happening in a rush.

    Throw in a 30 lb weight loss due to cutting delicious, delicious carbs and all I can really complain about is having to replace my wardrobe, which is a good problem to have.

    I hope 2026 is similarly positive and healthy for you all!

  49. Muzzled Woodchipper

    OBE:

    Signs are pointing towards a JJ run on Friday….

    You interested in a meal afterwards?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah let me know. Its all junk email anyway, can msg me at mhsradar @ gmail

  50. Drake

    The Democrat reaction to their fraud exposed…

    State Senator Lisa Wellman has pre-filed legislation to hide information about daycares and their operators from the public

    https://x.com/thehoffather/status/2006240702213099815

    • Drake

      Oh no!

      One of the Somali daycares in Minneapolis at the center of fraud investigations, Nokomis Daycare Center, is now reporting that there was a break-in overnight at the facility and that multiple documents, including child records and checkbooks, are missing.

      https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/2006398365337035050

      • Sean

        I’m shocked.

        -_-

      • Not Adahn

        So now they’re unable to respond to subpoenas and aren’t responsible for cash disappearing out of their accounts?

      • rhywun

        Well… that’s taking “they hate you and want you dead” more literally than I usually posit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The fraud is real enough that there isn’t any need to go full tinfoil hat.

        The shooter wasn’t really a Walz protege. He is just a nut. The commissioner job he had was pretty much some superfluous role that was rubberstamped by Walz’s administration.

        Hortmann’s vote was part of a deal she made with the GOP. She didn’t agree with it, but she cast the vote to get a budget passed.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I also meant to say that shit like this is probably being pushed by the DFL. If they can get the really loony stuff trending it will make skeptics think that all the other allegations are also BS.

      • EvilSheldon

        If Walz’s fraud ring was going to kill people, they’d have a couple of local Borro gangers kill her in the parking lot and make it look like a carjacking.

        Walz himself is about a 20-watt bulb, but the people behind him are smart enough not to leave obvious connections.

    • EvilSheldon

      Seems like a look in her freezer might be warranted…

  51. Mojeaux

    ← Ope! Back to my normal outfit. That wig was getting scratchy.

    So 2025 sucked a big fat donkey cock.

    * Mom got sick on 1/4.
    * Had to fight with cunty aunts.
    * Bro #1 had stage 4 colon cancer.
    * XY lost scholarship because he made too much money last year.
    * Husband got laid off.

    Now, we are still in 2025. It’s my mom’s birthday. She texted me this morning, “I’m sick.” “Hospital sick?” “Don’t know yet.” Dafuq. It’s not finished with me yet and I’m dreading 2026.

    • Gender Traitor

      There needs to be a ritual to rid oneself of all the bad year juju. Maybe burning a 2025 calendar? 😕

  52. Gustave Lytton

    Happy new year, glibs present and absent! Good to see many welcome faces above. 2025 was mixed bag. Missus in the hospital wasn’t in the plans a year ago and glad to say that is mostly behind. Year is ending on a good note, got a bunch of home renovation stuff done. New wood stove will be in by the end of the week. House is already way too toasty with new insulation.

    Next year, well don’t know how that will go. I’ll be retirement eligible on paper but way too young to make it permanent. Missus has been urging a change in employment but the benefits are decent and taking a PTO cut to start over somewhere new would be a challenge.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Has the domestic strife resolved then? No need to answer if it’s delicate.

  53. Not Adahn

    It’s that time of day when y’all start slacking on your “entertain the rat” duties.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🎶👍

      • Not Adahn

        My computer is going to restart for software updates a little before 3:00.

        I’ll bet I could get away with using that as an excuse to bail.

    • Mojeaux

      Okay. Last night, my husband was reading weird shit out loud to me from Facebook or Reddit or whatnot, which is what we do late at night while we’re winding down.

      Apparently the topic was nightmares as a side effect of some narcotics. Okay. Narcotics don’t do me like that, and most just don’t work (fentanyl, however, is a wonder drug). So one dude wrote about this one horrific nightmare he had, but this is the part where I told my husband to stop:

      “an evil painting that repainted itself”

      This was so I could write it down because I know exactly where I’m going to use that.

      Husband replied and said, “My writer wife is taking notes.”

      No word on a response to that.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have not personally experienced it due to a thankful shortage of necessiry, but codeine gave my mother weird dreams.

        In fact, the term “Pipe Dream” came from the effects of opium on the dreams of smokers.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s also supposed to be a downside of taking high doses of melatonin. Also getting high off of nutmeg, which is apparently a thing one can do if desperate.

      • Tonio

        “This was so I could write it down because I know exactly where I’m going to use that.”

        I didn’t think you did horror. Looking forward to reading that.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m not doing horror. I’m doing magic and wizards and lawyers (because of course I am) and fairies and trolls and vampires (maybe) and Krampus.

      • Mojeaux

        Also Mephistopheles, the Fountain of Youth, El Dorado, and the kitchen sink.

      • Mojeaux

        An ENCHANTED kitchen sink, obvs.

    • Sean

      “entertain the rat”

      I ordered myself some socks off Amazon today.

      • Not Adahn

        See?! This is the kind of juicy gossip I come to this site for!

    • DEG

      I’ve been drinking.

  54. Not Adahn

    Other, lower-quality predictions.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GVZaZYJyg

    February starts off dark. But June looks fun, unless you’re active-duty military. Moose bites can be pretti nasti…

  55. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    This year, in ZWAK life: marriage turned 20, so that was nice. Ex wife’s sister died of cancer before hitting 50, not so nice. Frau ZWAK is freaking out about job possibly being laid off, not so nice. Can see the light at the end of mortgage payments, very nice. Son got engaged, on the plus, while a good friend is dealing with an acholic partner, kinda sad.

    So, yeah. Ups and downs.

    • (((Jarflax

      Next year it can drink!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        With friend’s partner.

  56. J. Frank Parnell

    2025 was okay I guess. High points were probably some music festivals and finally fully migrating into a position at work where I’m not traveling all the time. Low point was a flooded garage and all the resulting insurance/logistical/repair/etc. bullshit that goes along with that sort of thing.

    Unfortunately Mrs. Parnell’s grandfather (rapidly closing in on 100) is currently in the hospital, her father’s cancer has decided to come back, and my own father has become nearly immobilized due to back issues, so just hoping for an uneventful 2026 on that front.

    Goals for 2026 are to finally take the Cisco ISE test and get my CCNP Security cert (then decide if I want to do the CCIE Security), get rid of all the shit I own that’s just taking up space, and actually do something interesting with all the musical equipment I’ve been accumulating over the past year or so.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    I can’t believe I didn’t know until mere moments ago about this.

    You want whimsy?

  58. kinnath

    Thank you all for keeping me sane for another year.

    • Sean

      I take no credit.

    • Nephilium

      We’re all mad here…

    • juris imprudent

      I’m not sure that word means what you think it does.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Husband replied and said, “My writer wife is taking notes.”

    No word on a response to that.

    Now you owe him royalties.

  60. Fourscore

    The Fourscores decided to make some changes to the trust/will. The biggest changes were changing the trustee and asset distribution. We originally had asset distribution over time but that tied up the trustee over time. The original trustee is the same age as my kids, who knows which of those would die first? We decided to make the asset distribution fast and final, how ever long that will take.

    We’ve been trying to give stuff away, it works like this. We pack up the unused whatever, give it to my friend, he is the same age and has the same problem…but…he has kids/grand kids/great grand kids so the stuff works it’s way down generationally until any left overs go to a goodwill type charity.

    I’m sorting though tons of photos, remember, we’re old and not tech savvy. I take out those that include non-family members that would have some interest. The rest, including that moose picture in Alaska where the moose is that black spot sort of in the center, all the Grand Canyon type scenery that were important with a 35mm camera, go to my daughter for first cut, then to my son, then to the trash.

    There seems to be no interest in 35mm cameras these days, probably will end up in an antique/junk shop for a couple bucks, until the store owner needs more shelf space.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Niche interest, perhaps, but not none.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Don’t underestimate the value vintage-fetishists will put on older stuff. Especially cameras.

  61. Evan from Evansville

    I don’t care either way, but to further poke NYC and it’s Jews, and to further fears of Sharia Law, but it’s like totally OK, cuz inclusive. (And dreamy to Dems!)

    “Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor on a Quran, a first in New York City history”

    • Not Adahn

      NPR said something about doing the swearing in an abandoned subway station?

      • Not Adahn

        The Grauniad confirms:

        While tens of thousands of New Yorkers will be in Times Square for the countdown to 2026, the city’s mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani, has said he will be sworn into office in an underground midnight private ceremony at an abandoned subway station built during the gilded age.

        I mean… will there be masks and robes? The sacrifice of a jew-baby?

      • Nephilium

        Well, there are Democrats that have the Innsmouth look…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeesh, a lair fit for a supervillain from Gotham. What kind of weird, performative shit is that?

      • (((Jarflax

        Oh good, more fodder for my fundamentalist relations’ certainty that everything is active demonic interference.

      • Grummun

        If they take tour groups there, seems like it’s not really “abandoned.” Decommissioned?

      • rhywun

        Decommissioned

        Yeah. It’s a loop. I rode the train that rides around the loop to turn around once.

    • rhywun

      By the cartoon villain Tish James no less.

      I wouldn’t trust anything he says no matter what he’s using.

  62. Lachowsky

    over all good year for the Lahowskys. Christmas was fun, but it has been tough since the 26th. Changing out a vault transformer for one of the arc furnaces has been a job. almost done as of now. Got my new house finished and moved in right before thanksgiving and am trying to sell my old place just in time for the housing market to likely crash. We will see.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/c3ubNVB

    Hope all of yall are well.

    • Aloysious

      It’s good to practice head shots. Because, you know. Zombies.

  63. Plinker762

    Stories of Somali daycare fraud in WA state have been coming out since Walz had a meeting with Turd Ferguson.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “It’s all fake. Because of Faux News. They’re just trying to distract from real scandals!”

      • Plinker762

        Best one I saw is that the investigations began under the Biden administration therefore they are not a Democrat problem.

        Best comment I saw about the fraud: “Never go full Walz”

  64. The Late P Brooks

    he will be sworn into office in an underground midnight private ceremony at an abandoned subway station built during the gilded age.

    Will they clear away the rats and bums for this performance?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Why would they do that? The need some kind of witnesses, and party members will work.

  65. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: NH State legislature wrapping up bills held in committee

    The New Hampshire House and Senate begin the 2026 legislative year next week by finishing up old business.

    The House will consider 163 bills that were retained in committee last year, while the Senate takes up 62 bills that were rereferred to committee for more work.

    Each chamber has three legislative days to deal with the holdovers, but Senate President Sharon Carson promised to handle all remaining 2025 bills on the Senate’s first day back in January. Most of those bills come out of committee with unanimous or noncontroversial recommendations on the Senate’s consent calendar, but 15 bills will see floor debate touching on many of the hot-button issues that divide Republicans and Democrats.

    My commentary on a few of the bills: The state shouldn’t bail out the Claremont School District. We have state preemption of gun laws, I think the bill is a tweak to the existing law directed at state owned colleges/universities. I’d have to read it to be certain. Some idiots in the Senate are trying to bring car inspections back and will hopefully fail.

    • DEG

      I guess I need more alcohol.

      “tweak to the existing law which is directed at state owned colleges/universities”.

      The existing law covers municipalities prohibiting them from regulating firearms.

    • Fourscore

      Prit near perfect, in the local dialect

      612 is Twin City prefix to probably does Somalian Day Care Center signs on the side

    • juris imprudent

      brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Watching that flopsweating moron make excuses for blatant fraud under his watch is a sight to behold. Makes Gavin Newsome look like a standup guy.

  66. Pash KKatel

    I just realized if my interview on the 16th goes well and they offer me a job, I will be Meghan Markle-adjacent 🤣

    • creech

      Who is hiring- Harry Windsor or “Deal or No Deal?”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Sitting on a royal flush?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Santa Barbara County?

    • slumbrew

      I was just explaining to my nephews that I didn’t care for my brief time as a Fighting Blue Hen. Newark just had the Stone Balloon and The Down Under, neither of which I could get into.

      Boston ended up being far more to my liking, after I transferred.

      • Sensei

        I wound up with some asshole doing a hit and run on my car across the street from the DU.

        My wife liked the DU, but it was never my kind of place.

      • creech

        You ever catch the “Fabulous Grease Band” at the pony (circa mid 7Os)? Newark DE now loaded with brew pubs and such.

      • creech

        Stone Balloon not Pony, dammit.

      • Sensei

        No, I was there in the late 80s.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Stealing from the government

    While he didn’t mention any specific figures, Bezos’ move to his infamous “billionaire bunker” in the exclusive Indian Creek Village community outside of Miami in 2024 reportedly helped him save $1 billion in taxes. This is a considerable figure given Washington state’s annual revenue of $66.39 billion from 2023 through 2025.

    This comes amid Washington’s plans for a new state income tax on its millionaire residents, which DeSantis said would be “counterproductive,” since it hands states that don’t have an income tax, such as Florida, “a major advantage over states that do.”

    “Washington has already driven taxpayers out due to bad policies,” he said, adding that the inevitable result of such bad policies is that “taxpayers will flee.”

    That’s just a right wing myth. Billionaires want the sort of quality of life best provided by confiscatory taxation.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      helped him save $1 billion in taxes.

      Just think of how many fraudulent Somali daycares that could have funded.

      Sad.

    • slumbrew

      I’m eying this Beef Bourguignon recipe, a variation on Julia’s with different cooking options, and I’m liking it.

      https://cafedelites.com/beef-bourguignon/

      I am a bit confused as to whether the author is going for a cooking site or an OnlyFans site. I’m in either way.

      • slumbrew

        Weird misthread…

      • juris imprudent

        Both look good. I cooked up some pommes fondant tonight.

      • Ted S.

        Mmmm, melting potatoes….

      • rhywun

        We cut out a few steps from Julia’s original to make it a little easier and maybe a little less intimidating

        Yaaa I tried my hand at that once. That’s really more cookin’ than I like (or am capable of TBH).

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I’m still recovering from my Julia / Ina / David Rosengarten / Pierre Franey mashup attempt six years ago. The compliments were nearly worth the effort.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    From the next story (same link):

    Other states, such as California, are headed in a similar direction, with a new proposal for a wealth tax on the state’s billionaires, called the 2026 Billionaire Tax Act.

    According to the proposal, a one-time levy of 5% would be imposed on all state residents with a net worth of more than $1 billion, with stiff penalties for understating wealth, and additional measures to prevent evasion among the state’s 200 billionaire residents.

    “One time” levy. The check’s in the mail.

    • Fourscore

      Billionaires are known to swim in gold coin swim pools. Just take 5 %, they’ll never notice.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Is that like guineas?

    • creech

      Clooney about to get some new rich neighbors?

  69. Q Continuum

    “STEVE SMITH was here earlier looking for “holiday cheer”.”

    By “holiday cheer” mean…

    https://archive.is/72tOS

    Ass Wednesday!

    Happy New Year!

  70. trshmnstr

    Well, clearly its still 2025 vibes here at casa trashy.

    I got home earlier today to an attack on my chickens in progress by the neighbor dogs. I grabbed my pellet gun and put some lead into two of them before they could kill any more of my chickens.

    Anyway, I just got a visit from a sheriff’s deputy. Nice lady. Thankfully my report I submitted after the last major attack on thanksgiving made this a plain and easy conversation. Of course, i didnt make friends of the neighbors, but im not the only one in the area who’s sick of their shit.

    I have video of the whole thing, so I’m not concerned about them making up fake allegations. I am concerned about them retaliating against my animals, though.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That whole affair is rather fowl.

      • juris imprudent

        Cluck around and find out?

    • Q Continuum

      May be time to switch to live ammo.

      • Q Continuum

        To wit:

        “Texas, for example, allows a landowner to kill a dog only at the time the landowner discovers that the dog has injured or killed livestock. If the dog is killed later, the landowner could be violating Texas’ criminal laws against animal cruelty. (Tex. Penal Code Code § 42.092(e)(1) (2025).) ”

        https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/free-books/dog-book/chapter11-12.html

        So if you took ’em out, that’d be justified and you could hypothetically sue your neighbors for damages.

      • trshmnstr

        Yup, it may be. I don’t relish the idea of killing dogs (and I’m not sure if the ones I shot ended up dead), but I’ve not found any other way that doesn’t involve thousands of dollars of fencing, and even then it’s merely less likely that they’d get through to kill the chickens.

    • Bobbo

      Thats fucked up, defend your animals from negligent pet owners!

    • Bobbo

      May I ask what are you using? I have a few now for Coyote repellant and would like to compare notes

      • trshmnstr

        .177 Gamo spring gun. One of their nice ones with a rotating magazine. 1300fps.

      • Plinker762

        I have a Gamo Viper in .22. It has the 10rnd mag too. I used it to squad wipe the marmot family living under my 40′ container.

    • Gender Traitor

      More than just “right” – the absolute acme of symbols for 2025!

    • Ted S.

      Except for the kinetic captioning….

      • dbleagle

        And that it is absolutely fake. Roadrunners run 8-15oz and coyotes run 18-44 pounds so are much bigger.

        Plus coyotes can outrun a roadrunner. But if pursued too closely the bird can and will fly.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I suspected fake.

        Video evidence as proof of anything is pretty much over.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    Weird misthread…

    Eat like a billionaire!

    • creech

      What does God want flat-chested girls to be? [Please don’t say “men.”]

      • Bobbo

        Nice ass?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ballerinas?

      • Tres Cool

        Gymnasts ?

      • Aloysious

        Older?

        /goes to corner to feel the shame

  72. Bobbo

    We have a nice rainstorm blowing through right now with rain through tomorrow. We also have our usual new years day league play.
    So far no one is pussing out so it looks to be a wet fun new year,
    Cheers!

  73. Animal

    2025 was OK. I feel like I’m finally hitting my stride with this “getting paid to bitch about politics online” gig. Of course, this morning I was up at 3:30 AM to do a radio spot, which I blame on time zones.

    2026 should be interesting. Starting the year off (well, in February) by heading to Texas to hunt feral hogs with my son-in-law and his dad. That should be interesting.

  74. The Late P Brooks

    Teed up for failure

    The stakes are even higher given that Mamdani, a 34-year-old democratic socialist with zero executive experience, has never run anything larger than his small state Assembly staff. Now he will oversee a vast city bureaucracy, massive school system and the nation’s largest police force — with little margin for error. Any perceived failure to manage a crisis or deal with a setback will lend even more fodder to his political opponents and the influential New York Post — adding accelerant to the claim that he was never suited for the job to begin with.

    He can always blame the deep state when his imaginary socialist paradise collapses around his ears.

    • rhywun

      The democratic socialist will need to make a good first impression. There are many obstacles standing in his way.

      The fact that he is a communist?

    • Q Continuum

      “adding accelerant to the claim that he was never suited for the job to begin with”

      No, it’s just that iT wAsN’T rEaL cOmMuNiSm!!!11!

  75. Pash KKatel

    On the one hand, I’m an unemployed loser. ON the other hand, the grocery store restocked the Archway raspberry cookies and I bought all 4 boxes they had out.

    • R.J.

      I believe in you. You WILL get this job. You are not a loser.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Yeah, if you’re trying to get a job and planning on working hard at the job once you get it, you’re not a loser.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      No (wo)man is a failure who has cookie wealth.

    • Plinker762

      At least you’re an unemployed looser while snow pack is low in the west.

  76. rhywun

    Been watching X-Files S11 and it’s devolving into parodies of Orange Hitler.

    What else is on?

  77. The Late P Brooks

    Trshy (or anybody else)-

    Is there some sort of nonlethal paint marker round, like a subsonic .410, which could be used to brand a dog attacking your flocks, so you can later say, “that’s the one”?

    • Fourscore

      I think it’s called a 30-06, that would make it easier to identify.

  78. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t know anything about actual paintball guns.

    • R.J.

      Yes. What would be fun is to acquire some of the teargas paintball rounds. The dogs would never forget.

      • Nephilium

        You don’t have to go to teargas.

      • Bobbo

        Im writing an article about airguns right now, good fun!

    • Bobbo

      Paint ball is about it, they fucking hurt though

  79. SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

    Late to the party here thanks to intermittent internet service, but hope everyone has a good new year’s eve and a good 2026!

    For myself, so-so, nothing particularly good or bad. Wife and I are still in decent health and have no other particularly bothersome worries or complaints. Trying to finish a report on a botanical survey we did last year but it’s been slow going. Finished another portion of a years-long historical project, hope to finish it up next year. A good friend was diagnosed with cancer, the radiation and chemo didn’t kill it, and he recently had surgery, prognosis unknown. Been having trouble with windstorms toppling dead ashes across our woodland trails, just this afternoon had to chop my way through a vine-encrusted red maple felled by an adjacent ash. There are enough deadfalls across trails that I’m going to have to finally fire up the chainsaw again.

  80. The Late P Brooks

    What would be fun is to acquire some of the teargas paintball rounds. The dogs would never forget.

    Ooh. Could you make your own ammonia rounds?

    • Bobbo

      Imagine if one leaked in your magazine.

  81. UnCivilServant

    Wait, what time is it?

    I should get some sleep.

    • UnCivilServant

      🙁

      My last productive act of 2025 was unclogging a toilet.

      Seems apt.

      • UnCivilServant

        Good night and happy new year.

        You glibs in lesser timezones can read this at 1am, 2am and 3am.

  82. J. Frank Parnell

    Well, back home from my cousin’s vow renewal/wedding anniversary/reception*. Drank most of the wine** and a bit of the beer. Still an hour until midnight here on the west coast. Woo. Need to find more to drink***

    * due to the overreaction to muh covid the couple had a zoom wedding on 12/31/20****, so this was sort of their make-up wedding.
    ** There wasn’t actually that much wine so it’s possible I drank more than half.
    *** Probably Left Coast Trestles IPA*****
    **** They didn’t postpone the initial wedding because of the obvious reason.
    ***** This is probably a bad idea, instead I should drink some water and rehydrate*****
    ****** I’m not going to rehydrate.

  83. Evan from Evansville

    Break 1 begins. May leave early cuz I’ve totally lost my voice. Likely got something from the Boys, but if indeed I’ll, may be the first time in a decade.

    Not bad, just lumpy wet coughs in my throat. )Oooh, so much fun w that euphemism.)

    Be well, glibblets.