Saturday evening decrepit Links

by | Dec 13, 2025 | Daily Links | 63 comments

So at the ripe young age of 62, I hate my body. Many years of abusing myself during work, and family genetics have me occasionally feeling much older than my age.

This has happened before, but this one is really annoying. For no reason whatsoever, I strained my right Achilles. It starts out as a low ankle sprain, spreads to the Achilles, then up to my knee to be replaced in the near future, and then finally coalesces in my lower calf, before it finally fades away. But before that happens, there are several days on the couch, and about five days using a cane. And I have no idea what caused it. Fuck this shit.

But that won’t stop, the Links!

Something about this story smells.

Yep, love them open borders.

Looks like we’re still in Syria.

Orozco went on walkabout.

Last minute gift idea, courtesy of Jeffrey Epstein.

Our cosmic overlords will be here in a few days.

This is an interesting read.

“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

“Welcome to the party, pal.”

Okay, that’s good for today. Time to ice, and elevate. Peace out, Glibbies.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

63 Comments

  1. Aloysious

    “And I have no idea what caused it. ”

    You were too diligent carrying out the commands of ZARDOZ?

  2. The Late P Brooks

    The obvious solution is federal drivers’ licenses for all vehicles.

    • UnCivilServant

      I have been wondering – How many of these Illegals with revoked licenses will go “Oh well, I guess I won’t drive anymore”? And how many sketchy companies will keep employing them if not severely penalized?

      • rhywun

        Too many interested parties for any of the sketchy companies, states, or people to be punished. There will be show threats but nothing will actually happen.

      • Shpip

        Too many interested parties for any of the sketchy companies, states, or people to be punished.

        Or the feds / state will go after the low-hanging fruit. Some Mom-and-Pop outfit with five trucks will have their owners frog-marched in front of the cameras for hiring one Pedro and one Pajeet, while the huge fleet companies get a pass.

        Audit the personnel files of the five largest trucking companies in the worst offending states, with both the companies and the hiring managers jointly and personally liable for any illegal alien hires. When a few dozen of the People Who Matter get sent up the river, word will get out.

    • Threedoor

      Eliminate the CDL.
      Deport the illegals.
      Cut off all federal funding to states that issue ANY lisence to an illegal.

  3. Shpip

    But after that back-and-forth, California revoked 17,000 commercial driver’s licenses last month after confirming problems with them. That number has since grown to 21,000. So the Transportation Department hasn’t pulled that funding.

    Seems like standard operating procedure. Make a big splash to the Very Online People how you’re defending the realm from the predations of Orange Man Bad, then start following the law when the money spigot is about to be turned off.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    “Interesting read” if you like cheap spy melodrama.

    • Shpip

      2 dead, 8 in critical condition, university says

      Unsure if this is a school spree shooting or just the usual suspects doing some gangbanging near campus.

      Sailer’s Law suggests the latter. I’m applying the 48 Hour Rule.

      • Gender Traitor

        Latest reports I’ve seen say it happened in the campus engineering building. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess “international” grad student going off the deep end.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Unsure if this is a school spree shooting or just the usual suspects doing some gangbanging near campus.

        Either way it gets counted as a ‘school shooting’ for propaganda purposes.

        From the story:

        The shooting is the latest in a wave of school-related gun violence nationwide. More than 70 school shootings have injured hundreds of people across the United States so far this year, including a shooting at Utah Valley University that left political activist Charlie Kirk dead.

        “70 school shootings” is a link to a page that has this:

        All incidents of gun violence are included if they occurred on school property, from kindergartens through colleges/universities, and at least one person was shot, not including the shooter. School property includes but is not limited to, buildings, fields, parking lots, stadiums and buses. Accidental discharges of firearms are included, as long as at least one person is shot, but not if the sole shooter is law enforcement or school security.

        Personally I think it would be useful to know how many of these are “spree” shootings where random people get gunned down by some psycho, vs. accidents or fights that escalate into shooting (or targeted assassinations like Kirk), but CNN isn’t really interested in that.

      • Tres Cool
      • DrOtto

        The media is only interested in what drums up the most fear of guns.

      • Ted S.

        that left political activist Charlie Kirk dead

        Nice euphemism there.

  5. Gender Traitor

    Anchors aweigh, bitchezz!!! 😁

    • Tonio

      Of course you would know that it’s “aweigh,” not “away,” hon.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thank you for seighing so! 😉

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s how they’d spell it in the Kurdish navy.

      • Tres Cool

        If a Shawn yawns, does a Sean yean ?

      • rhywun

        I feel ignorant and small for not knowing that. 🙁

      • Gender Traitor

        Awww, please don’t! If you’ve only ever heard it and not seen it in print or have no connection to the Navy, there’s no reason for you to know that’s how it’s spelled.

      • Ted S.

        Or if you haven’t seen the movie.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Aweigh? No whey, too rye.

  6. DrOtto

    My interactions with customers is limited on weekends, but when a customer sent me an ad for a “cheap” Range Rover that she was interested in, I had to respond today or risk having to fix it down the road. There is no such thing as a cheap Range Rover. That turd is loaded with traps.

      • DrOtto

        Tata. I remember when BMW motors made Bentley more reliable briefly.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    We got about 6″ in the last eight hours or so. Supposed to get all the way up to 9 tomorrow! Today got ridiculously busy after folk woke the fuck up. Seemed like a preparation drive, with everyone getting shit they’ll know they’ll want before everything shuts down.
    Storm’s soon to pass and I’ll clear my car off, at least. Proper roads were mostly ok today, but getting out of this complex will be more interesting. Funny, I now have AWD for the first time.

    Sunday morn will keep folk away, but add the cold and all the snow? Me thinky folk will stay in… UNLESS! Christmas Spirit, cooking supplies, and The Desperation force people to Lewis & Clark their way to my aisles.

    Another week of shorter days still a’brewin’. With cloud cover, it was dusky on my way home yesterday around 3pm. I strongly disapprove. Should be on the phone with MN Munchkin soon, and I know she has a favor to ask. Will be nice to hear from her.

    • R.J.

      STEVE SMITH GIVE YOU MORE THAN SIX INCHES

      You set yourself up for that one.

      A waiter at this wedding reception is reading this over my shoulder.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Ask for the “clean” soup.

  8. R.J.

    I watched my human niece get married off today. Many tears. Very exciting.

    • Gender Traitor

      No last minute drama at the altar?

    • Aloysious

      What does a fez wearing alien give as a dowry? A totally rad spaceship? Green camels? Enquiring minds and all that.

      • R.J.

        They didn’t really ask for anything significant. My brother (There is another R.J.) paid for the whole thing and reception at a fantastic steak house.
        They are welcome to visit Stately R.J. Manor at any time.

  9. groat scotum

    You can still, to this day, wander around a Kroger listening to Bittersweet Symphony and feeling like it’s 1998, perfectly legally. You might even grab a Shasta off the shelf.

      • rhywun

        I never found it horrid, exactly, but I also could not tell you who did it nor had any interest in anything else from that band.

      • groat scotum

        Why would you want Shasta?

        It’s just oddly temporally 1990s in some places

      • Spudalicious

        I drank Shasta in the ‘70s.

  10. Aloysious

    The vax can kill young men?

    No wonder progressives and feminists don’t care.

  11. Aloysious

    If sniffing your own farts made you smarter, I’d not only be gassy, but smert to.

  12. groat scotum

    Like Tostitos. I’m going to have a Tostito’s Pizza tonight. You had a Tostito’s recently? They’re delicious.

    • CPRM

      Tostidos Pizza? Are you sure you don’t mean Totino’s Pizza? I don’t like em, the crust is too much like a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.

  13. Aloysious

    Requiring illegals to follow all laws increases global warming and stuff. Also racisty.

  14. Aloysious

    Still in Syria. Good grief. That should make Lyndsy Graham happy.

  15. CPRM

    The mission demanded the utmost secrecy.

    A team of American climbers, handpicked by the C.I.A. for their mountaineering skills — and their willingness to keep their mouths shut — were fighting their way up one of the highest mountains in the Himalayas.

    Step by step, they trudged up the razor-toothed ridge, the wind slamming their faces, their crampons clinging precariously to the ice. One misplaced foot, one careless slip, and it was a 2,000-foot drop, straight down.

    Shitty journolos trying to be shitty novelists is the worst editorializing, because I get tired of it before they even get to the point.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I tap out if the fluff goes more than one (short) paragraph.

      They all do that shit now.

  16. Aloysious

    Where does one purchase that fancy dildo glove?

    That would make an excellent Christmas gift.

  17. CPRM

    Every few years since my late 20s I’ve spent a few months needing a cane. Those months keep getting longer. I’m sure I’ll be needing one year round before I hit 50.

    • Spudalicious

      I bought mine pending my first knee replacement. I knew what I wanted and perused the antique stores for a bent wood cane. I found one that has “Ontario Livestock Commerce Council” burned into the barrel. Ontario, OR is about an hour from here. And it’s stout. Preston Brooks would approve.

      • CPRM

        Mine is a bent wood cane my grandpa used, and then my dad used. TRADITION!

    • Fourscore

      I don’t use a cane but in the middle of the night I have a walker by the bed for those treks down the hall. I use an ice scraper outside (with the wide blade) when walking to-from the garage/wood shed in this weather.

      Mrs F is using a cane outside these days

    • rhywun

      I rocked a cane from Rite-Aid in my early 50s for a couple months until I had my insides rearranged by a bypass of the colon blowout that I probably should have paid more attention to. All part of the fun that was 2020.

    • R.J.

      This makes me sad. Is it knees or feet?

      • CPRM

        Both

      • CPRM

        And back.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I use mine everyday, and in most of the house. I don’t need one upstairs in the middle of the night most of the time, but keep one handy.

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