
Santa has started his annual bender, and baby 2026 is ready to ride that pony. I hope you all had a great holiday.
Links?
From Russia with love. Vlad is just a misunderstood peacenik.
He was still alive when the cops got there?
Fortunately for NYC, the Chief has nothing to do with the actual job.
Yet somehow, Team Blue is still totes okay.
Gee, the grifting husband of a grifting politician is trying to cover his tracks?
A good reminder heading into the new year.
Okay, that’s it for me. Time to nap and listen to football in the background. Peace out, Glibbies.
Yes, I went there.


And voters are tired.
They are not asking for vision. They aren’t even asking for inspiration. They are asking for calm. After years of absolute mayhem, many Americans would settle for someone who appears mentally competent, speaks clearly, and doesn’t turn every week into a national blood-pressure test. The bar has sunk to the floor. Basic decency now passes for leadership. Newsom clears it without breaking stride.
More “Nobody I know” school of journalism.
MAGA is so exhausting. Why can’t we just bring Obama back? Why can’t people just allow themselves to be told what to do?
Yes, of course. Voters desperately want all the mainstream status quo shit they just rejected a year ago, and there’s nobody more poised to give it to them than a smarmy, radical fringe leftist greaseball who can’t meme, from a state that’s a punchline even in shitholes like New York and Massachusetts, who made himself nationally famous for partying at thousand dollar a plate 3 Michelin star restaurants while his state was economically cratering from his totalitarian lockdowns. Run with that.
Yeah, outside the sapphire archipelago, California is a sad joke, Newsome is a nuisance, and all they are offering is a retread vision of the seventies.
“doesn’t turn every week into a national blood-pressure test.”
That’s a choice each person makes. No one’s forcing them to raise their blood pressure.
*peals of laughter*
But the real question is, “Can I shift my car briefly into reverse to ensure the terrorist can’t get up to pursue me?”
Works in China.
As of September, the Los Angeles Times reported that $14 billion has been the price tag to this point, but aside from employing a few thousand workers, that money accomplished nothing. There is no railway and no train.
Just like Flounder’s brother’s Lincoln.
“In the morning, IT WAS GONE.”
Newsom looks inevitable.
I can’t squint that hard.
Shit, last I saw he was poling 9 points less than the woman who just lost.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15405971/Gavin-Newsom-black-voters-White-House-Kamala-Harris.html
The spouse was listening to some Candace Owens stuff this afternoon. I was vaguely aware of Owens as being Trump-affiliated, a little on the conspiracy side who has gotten a little more kooky lately. Well, “little more kooky” doesn’t even come close. Admittedly, I was zoning in and out of listening to it but, if I’ve got things correct, she seems to be arguing that global Zionists employed French Foreign Legion special forces (who, apparently, have a base in Baltimore) to take out Charlie Kirk.
I haven’t been following along closely, but I think she’s implied (“just asking questions”) that Erika Kirk and TPUSA leadership was involved in the conspiracy, too.
She’s been a grifter her whole career.
She’s become batshit crazy.
I think she always was, just took tome to notice.
Time. Arg!
Yeah, success brought it more to the surface.
She’s pushing some hoax anti-Jewish book on her podcast according to this author.
Better video of the song
Why I don’t give a shit about F1 in a paragraph.
Bonus. Compression changes with temperature. Like no shit Prof Boyle.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/12/f1s-new-engines-are-causing-consternation-over-compression-ratios/
Well, there is that; but I suspect being a radical leftist is going to turn out to be her main qualification, with the DEI stuff a bonus.
Radical leftism is the #1 qualification to join the kakistocracy he’s setting up.
wut
I suspect the true figure blown so far is much, much higher.
“He was still alive when the cops got there?”
No kidding. Who rolls out to get their disappeared daughter without packing? I’d take the shotgun. As in, when I got out the car, I’d have a shotgun in my hand.
Probably also a handgun. In that circumstance, I think the high-capacity .45.