Merry Christmas Glibs! Lets take a trip back to the end of Donald’s first term and celebrate.
The Hat and The Hair Animated 2020 Christmas Special Rerun
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Ah, how far we’ve come in five short years! Thanks!
The opening shot with Trump sleeping got me thinking – what would A Christmas Carol be like with Trump in place of Scrooge?
He’d be a Scrooge with your money
/Sarc
Trump would turn Scrooge Enterprises into the biggest, most beautiful accounting firm you can imagine. New signs, branch offices, modern equipment. You know, Ivy League accountants and lobbyists, get some favorable bankruptcy laws, those sorts of things
Gold embossed everything. You’ll be sick of all the gold.
Already there.
OT JFC…
I just got a new phone set up and between an hour or so ago and now I have somehow completely forgotten the old phone’s PIN that I have entered numerous times over the years and I need to enter it now in order to erase it so I can trade it in.
I think I need to give up until tomorrow and just start drinking instead.
Let your fingers do the walking.
It should be muscle memory FFS. But I have this weird feeling the number layout keeps changing. Maybe I’m tripping?
rhywun:
If you’re going off muscle memory, remember that the telephone keypad is the reverse of the 9 key to slow down secretaries.
That was my suspicion but after a few tries Android started bitching at me so I’m giving up for tonight.
Yeah, you don’t want to brick the phone. I did that with BitLocker when I first got my WFH computer because I was given the wrong password.
1234?
Password?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI
I like your plan.
Those were some great orgies
Indeed.
Watching A Christmas Story in its entirety for the first time (though I’ve seen clips, of course.) It’s bugging me that the mother’s hairstyle really doesn’t seem period-correct.
She’s the actress showing off the milkers in “Slapshot?”
I don’t know about that, but that’s ’80s hair in a ’30s or ’40s setting.
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Yeah, that bugged me too as a kid.
Never seen any of it. Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
I thought I knew you people.
Much is made of the Great Lakes cold, and childhood indignities generally.
They could have got MD a snood. I like Miss Shields’s Snow White hair.
If you ever come to visit, I highly recommend the Rowley Inn.
Skip the Summer story and a Christmas Story 2, but a Christmas Story Christmas is actually worth watching.
I am thinking (again) of moving to mothership-town, aka the corner of Superior and Ninth.
It works because (a) I want to keep my job and (b) it has the virtue of not really having to think about where my next move is going to be. Putting too much thought into where I thought I might want to live led to where I live now and I kind of hate it here lol.
I lost another coworker a couple months ago because he refused to “return to the office”. Well, I haven’t been in the office – which is five hours away – in three years.
rhywun:
The biggest culture shock for you here would likely be the necessity of learning to drive. I can’t imagine living here relying on public transit and ride shares.
If you have questions or want and details about regions around here, feel free to ask.
feh Probably better than where I am now and better than my years in Buffalo. And shorter commutes than my years in NYC. So not much culture shock.
I don’t “do” much these days so it’s not like I need that added expense right now. Just need easy access to food and medical care.
I got a bb gun for Christmas
Colt defender, all steel, good weight, red dot sights, a fine weapon,
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/20251223_153719-scaled.jpg
Youβll put your eye out kid
Congrats!
But
Colt’s Manufacturing IP Holding Company LLC
π€¦ββοΈ
I got a rock.
Congratulations on your engagement.
I read these in CPRMs voice.
A four year tradition of my children bailing on Santa continues.
https://ibb.co/HTxpLgC0
Heh.
Twas the First before Christmas and not a creature was stirring, not even a Hypacunt…
Sean’s late
Holiday schedule.
suh’ fam
Merry Christmas, fam
Don’t forget to listen to that Christmas classic from RUN-D.M.C. while you open your presents.
A true classic.
God bless us, everyone. Except those driving around in oversized pickup trucks with Eagles stickers. Fuck them.
Merry Xmas, Glib nation!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
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Good morning and Merry Christmas, Sean, homey, and Teh Hype!
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Good morning and Merry Christmas to one and all.
After gorging on at least a dozen yesterday, now they tell me….
Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Raw Oysters
If you get explosive diarrhea, do it on the Zoom.
Rule 34?
No kink shaming?
Merry Christmas?
Tedses’ that would be a shitty thing to do