Its been a while. What have you been up to? What not interested?
Listen, I’m just trying to have a conversation here. No need to get worked up. I’m not the one too embarrassed to go the the ER because a vibrator stuck in my ass. Just hold still while I figure out how to turn this off…
A Tinder…for what? Social media is a goddamn toilet.
Sure, money printer go brrrrrrrrrrr, lol.
Oh, Jesus titty-fucking Christ, that explains it.
Damn, what happened to Urkel?
”You will get nothing, AND LIKE IT.”
Figures, she’s resemble a Goblin.
Finally! My nemesis emeritus is back, sort of. He gets one thing right: tariffs were levied in an unpredictable manner and that creates problems for business. The problem with his analysis is the assertion Trump upended 90 years of trade policy. As if the last 90 years was some sort of free market utopia. Before someone links the scene from Ferris Bueller where conservative economist, Ben Stein, explains the tariffs only exasperated the Depression—yes these are bullshit. You know and I know these are bullshit. Except there were dozens of stupid economic decisions made by FDR that only recently historians are beginning to be honest about creating bigger issues that a down cycle. Tariffs on its own is still something of an unknown, especially since not nearly enough time has passed to actually see results within the context of being the worlds largest economy and the worlds reserve currency. Bottom line is the current shit economy is the same shit economy since 2008 which is largely born of inflation. But I’m sure its easier to just blame the Orange Man as the conclusion and work backwards than hand waiving decades of columns in the biggest newspaper in the country simping for the types of economic cocksucking that lead to out current predicament.
So next year is when the real shitshow begins!
whaddup doh’
I’m not your type, dear.
I am too lazy to look it up and I can’t remember because the third grade was so long ago….at what age does one acquire 1A rights?
At the time you register to vote for the correct party?
When you’re not living under daddy’s roof?
Accurate. When you are paying your own bills you get 1st A and 9 more as well.
“Look here, son, we have a bill of rights in this house. You are free to say what ever you want to your mother and I. You are also free to live with no phone, internet, or social life… or teeth. You are free to start paying rent. There is no such thing as unreasonable search and seizure. You are free to do what ever I tell you to do. If you feel you have some rights not listed here, feel free to re-read the previous right.”
A Tinder…for what? Social media is a goddamn toilet.
as always my first question is what the fuck are the parents doing.
This. It is the parent’s responsibility not the govt’s. A parent less competent than the government for that job is almost like hen’s teeth despite what they would. have you believe.
🎵 You don’t have to be lonely
At orphanchildlabor.com 🎶
Not as catchy as cars for kids…l
You need to work on it.
Somebody had a brilliant idea for a Tinder but for fighting. You would see the profile of some dude and be like “yeah, I’d kick his ass”. If he felt the same, you’d meet up and throw down.
The problem is that the first 2 terms and conditions of the app are to not talk about the app.
Calling for more bad laws while giving their kids crack.
If your business, or employer, is a dating app that includes adults and children your retirement plan should involve a stake and kindling.
Interesting twist on “won’t someone think of the children”?
It’s just the version of thinking of the children that involves lube.
This is someone who says to themselves “Think of the children? Fuck the children.”
It’s not even really a twist is it?
Twisted?
Where does Instagram/Meta fall on the scale?
It’s all trash.
I am glad I don’t have kids because how the hell do you keep them away from all of that? I dunno.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Don’t buy them a phone Rhy.
Boy is almost 8. Dosent know what video games.
The Dem hive mind is all in on the idea that the tariffs are the root of all current economic problems. Because the economy was perfect when they ran the show or something.
Why hasn’t Trump reduced prices what they were before Bidenflation?
“He promised to lower prices on day one!!1! Poll numbers tanking herpity derpity doo!!”
Some Dem, overheard yesterday.
Quibble, it isn’t a hive mind. They have explicitly banned thought. It is a hive heart! Feelz uber alles!
They don’t have hearts.
What about diamonds, clubs, or spades?
Go fish…
A hive brainstem? Like a jellyfish?
Damn, what happened to Urkel?
Bronies matter and have been ignored far too long!
Right?
Thank you pie.
So next year is when the real shitshow begins!
next shitshow is always bigger than the next these days
That is why this is the most important election in our lifetime
I didn’t know a depression can be exasperated.
Depression can exacerbate exasperation though.
How are those “conservative” Republicans in the House doing?
https://x.com/i/status/1998927584877318328
– Ukraine gets $800M
– Israel gets $692.5M
That’s awfully generous with my money.
Wait – when was a conservative elected?
Peanuts compared to what Lockheed, et al are getting.
Can I please have 10 million?
Fake up a Moldovan border incursion and sure!
I’m afraid you will be paying taxes directly to the EU to repay the Russian assets they are about to steal.
This is the way. Out of NATO now.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/massie-introduces-bill-us-dump-cold-war-relic-nato
Les’s not be hasty now. Think of Romania’s security needs.
I’m told the EU has it handled.
Shouldn’t Romania think of Romania’s security needs?
What? You don’t trust the bureaucrats in Brussels?
Romania is not mentally competent it needs stewardship
PieInTheSky:
/looks at the last
10200 years of US historyAnd you think we’re responsible?
Russia would be so royally fucked if they invaded the EU. They would get fined for failed emissions tests on their tanks, couldn’t afford to refuel at the gas stations due to taxation, and would be spending countless hours getting the necessary permits to get a hearing for any proposed border adjustment. Their troops would freeze because Germany destroyed their own nuclear plants and there isn’t enough power for everyone, and their female soldiers would be violated by roaming gangs of immigrants.
They would get fined for failed emissions tests on their tanks, couldn’t afford to refuel at the gas stations due to taxation, and would be spending countless hours getting the necessary permits to get a hearing for any proposed border adjustment.
That is beautiful.
/insert applause gif
I am reminded of the toll booth scene in Blazing Saddles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU
America makes fun of Europe for being weak, but I see now it was actually hardening its defenses.
Russia would go broke paying French pensioners and housing Syrians in Berlin.
All joking aside, Russia invading Europe might be what saves it.
Reminds me of Hitchikers Guide. Couldn’t find the BBC clip. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NP_M3UnyDo
No wonder they hate him from every angle. The graft involved must be epic.
That’s all I want for Christmas.
A show vote that doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell. It’d certainly be nice though.
“Figures, she’s resemble a Goblin.”
I’ve seen bulldogs that looked less inbred.
Breaking news. Bulgarian government resigns after mass anti-corruption protests
https://www.euronews.com/2025/12/11/bulgarians-demand-government-resign-in-mass-protests-over-corruption
Aren’t they about to go on the Euro and go broke?
if they go broke it is not due to the euro.
their currency was basically pegged to the euro for years anyway
Being pegged to the euro sounds, unpleasant.
The Euro is a bit soft to be pegging.
Jelly.
It’ll be the eighth parliamentary election since 2021.
You want that many campaign ads?
Imagine if the citizens of Chicago or Minneapolis cared that much about government corruption.
““We’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Large tanker, very large. Largest one ever seized in action. And, other things are happening. So, you’ll be seeing that later. And you’ll be talking about that later with some other people,” Trump told reporters at the White House.
Trump said the tanker was seized “for a very good reason,” but provided no further details. Asked what would happen to the ship’s cargo of oil, he replied, “Well, we keep it, I guess.””
https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2025/12/10/u-s-seizes-cuba-bound-oil-tanker-off-venezuelan-coast/
Que?
“We filed a warrant in our own courts that said we could steal it.”
Hopefully he wore a patch and said it with a pirate voice.
My entire attitude toward OMB has been
1) He’s not uniquely worse than any other Prez since Wilson
.
2) The more the ruling caste is fighting each other the less effort they’re spending making my life worse.
I may have to reconsider 1).
My wife thinks the guy is great and was surprised to hear I wasn’t happy with a lot of his actions. She’s full on board with extra-judicial drug boat bombing and boat seizures with countries we haven’t declared war with. For the children…
Helen Lovejoy was not a parody.
Ukraine Russia war set the precedent. We take what we want….
“You’ll be sick of all the beautiful oil we’re taking.”
Probably headed to Cuba.
Those tankers can hold a lot of cocaine apparently.
They can hold a lot of oil bound for other communist governments in the South American sphere.
If I were playing this like a board game, I would say Venezuela is a major bulwark against elimination of communism across South America. I would then remove that block and let the other dominoes fall behind it.
I understand that. Of course removing that block might also create a lot of unnecessary suffering and death as well as god only knows what kind of unforeseen blowback.
I can’t imagine the legal justification the administration will offer. If he is lawless abroad, there is no reason he won’t be lawless at home.
Yes it certainly would. I am not a fan of death and suffering, since most of the death and suffering would be by non-communists who got in the way.
I’m with RJ on this one.
We have had trade sanctions against Ven. since ~2005 when the old guy seized US assets and nationalized the oil industry. And an oil embargo has been in place off and on since 2019. Most of the oil they have been passing out goes to China.
Seizing a boat is a lot better than blowing it out of the water.
“An app called “Wizz” has been making headlines lately for connecting minors with sexual predators. Many have described this app as a “Tinder for kids.” It’s the same purpose of perusing profiles to find someone you like (in other words, connecting with online strangers), but unlike Tinder, the app is targeted at both teens and adults.”
So like the Trevor Project?
“Honestly, we are sick of this. We are sick of tech companies utterly neglecting safety until they’re threatened with serious consequences — and then announcing flashy, new tools as a publicity stunt, while having zero intention to implement those tools properly.”
They are no better than tobacco companies. There are internal memos saying that IG is addictive and harmful to teens.
It’s not specific to watersports?
Children have small bladders.
Only Michael Jacksons Wizz.
Hey! Michael Jackson was framed, asshole!
Pictured
“One particularly promising solution pending before Congress is the Kids Online Safety Act, a bipartisan bill that establishes a Duty of Care for online platforms likely to be accessed by children. What this means is that tech companies must take “reasonable care” to design those platforms with child safety in mind.”
No parents must take “reasonable care”. Trying to make the world safe for children is a fool’s errand.
Look, if a parent can’t just hand a smartphone to their kid and know that NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, then you are simply demanding too much of today’s parents/voters!
I get texts from those Karens every day.
Bunch of grifting fascists pushing for more crap laws.
“Haley McNamara is executive director and chief strategy officer, and Lily Moric is communications and campaigns specialist for National Center on Sexual Exploitation, the leading national non-profit organization exposing the links between all forms of sexual exploitation such as child sexual abuse, prostitution, sex trafficking and the public health harms of pornography.”
In other words, a bunch of assholes?
Re: urkelbomber,
I’m really surprised that nobody has yet mentioned the obvious pattern of “FBI grooms tard to do a terrorism, FBI loses control of groomed tard, FBI pretends they have no idea about any of this.”
FBI spends 5 years unable to find person they knew all too well.
#metoo
It’s so obvious. Clearly the MSM won’t go there but nobody else is either.
Assumes FBI “lost” control of said ‘tard.
This wouldn’t have happened if their memos weren’t in Calibri.
NPR had a RIT “professor of accessibility” or some such thing on who didn’t respond properly to the interviewer’s prompts to declare Trump as racist against the dyslexic. It was hilarious.
I’m disappointed in my alma mater for having such a title.
“User Interface Design” is appropriate “Accessability” is not.
“FBI explicitly tells ‘tard to go attack this target.”
“FBI counterterrorism budget gets increased.”
Rinse and repeat.
Honestly, would anyone be shocked if it turned out that this guy had been caught with CSAM and then offered the option to go down as a patsy for this bomb thing rather than the other charges? If you had the choice to go to prison for planting bombs that didn’t go off, or for the other thing, which would you choose?
Success! More people dependent on govt spending.
To be fair, California drawing more vagrants like flies probably means fewer of them in some lucky jurisdictions in other states. In that sense, it’s “working” for some.
Yes. I am in San Fran right now – in the “good” part of town so I have seen zero evidence of homelessness or piles of poo. I was told I need to head to South San Fran to see the issue.
Nah, South SF is a separate city to the south.
They probably meant “south of your current location”. Basically, Market Street, Tenderloin, anywhere around City Hall, and so forth.
Unanticipated cost overruns caused the wooden platforms to increase from $26,136 each to $52,272. I blame California’s lumber tax.
And people say there’s a housing affordability crisis. What I’m hearing is California has starter homes available for under $55k!
Detroit has fixeruppers for $1!
That worked in Baltimore, sort of.
A tent “space”. Not even a tent. For $26K apiece.
The mind boggles. Even if they are throwing down pallets with plywood to put the tents on, that would be, what, about $100 each?
My city is trying to do that but there is no money from all the existing corruption and incompetence. But they mean well. 🙄
Let’s step back here for a minute. What the fuck kind of program considers ‘success’ to be ‘people living in tents in a parking lot?’
“Our tent sales quota program”
The kind of program intended to funnel a few million to connected grifters.
The alternative is them shitting on the sidewalk in front of your house.
To be fair, it is more realistic than “housing first” which pretends that these types are capable of maintaining an apartment.
Whoa hold on now, who’s parking lot are we talking about?
What’s important is the the industry is thriving.
(((You people))) have found a clever use for your laz0rz.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/urban-infrastructure/water-supply-and-sanitation/tehran-may-be-evacuated-as-taps-run-dry-due-to-water-crisis/ar-AA1RMmBD
I wonder how (((they))) managed that.
(((Tricknology))), duh.
“NY DoorDash driver arraigned after allegedly sharing TikTok video of passed-out naked customer ”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/us-news/ny-doordash-driver-arrested-for-sharing-video-of-passed-out-naked-customer-hides-from-cameras-outside-courthouse/
STIJLTH
Was the naked customer hot?
Doesn’t matter, she should never have opened his door.
Is she still pretending to be a victim of the guy asleep in his living room behind a closed door who asked for the food to be left outside in the original order?
Yes. She’s the real victim here.
Some Thot’s Intellectual Justifications Look Too Hazy?
That girl’s many things but a THOT she ain’t.
Hmm…. Trollop? Trash? Trickster?
The driver? Not half bad.
Trash?
Hey!
I was honestly worried about the economy until I saw Krugman thinks it’s bad. That guy is never right. It’s like if Jim Cramer talks shit about stocks you hold, you’re probably going to be alright.
“Gun rights activist Kyle Rittenhouse, who made national headlines for being acquitted in an August 2020 shooting that killed two men during rioting in Kenosha, Wis., made a surprise return to social media Wednesday to announce that he is married.
“I’m back on social media, I’m back in the fight, and i’m here to stay,” the 22-year-old wrote on X alongside two images of him and his bride, Bella — including one in which his new wife held an AR-15.”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/11/us-news/kyle-rittenhouse-breaks-social-media-silence-to-announce-marriage/
thicc?
Trigger control, which is nice.
Waay too much ink, but I don’t have to look at her.
I don’t like the tats either, but as long as they’re happy.
Yeah, she a lil thicc.
I hate the tattoos. I know, that generation is covered in them.
He would be well served to shut up and go away.
A lot of people could benefit from that recommendation.
“Popular Italian restaurant Fresco by Scotto was robbed of more than $2 million by its brazen bookkeeper — who allegedly used the siphoned cash to buy a house, pay her husband’s internet bills and line her own pockets, The Post has learned.
Lori Jakubowski is facing charges that she embezzled $2.5 million for the Midtown East hotspot co-owned by Channel 5’s “Good Day New York” anchor Rosanna Scotto, according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.
Prosecutors in DA Alvin Bragg’s office said Jakubowski ran the grand scheme over a seven-year period, stealing money in any way she could — from snatching cash tips to writing herself checks from the eatery’s bank account.”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/11/us-news/restaurant-owned-by-famed-nyc-news-anchor-rosanna-scotto-robbed-of-2-5m-by-brazen-staffer-who-used-siphoned-cash-to-buy-house/
Their accountant didn’t notice ˜$350K a year went missing?
A huge failure in internal controls. Most small businesses and restaurants never think about such things but I’m a firm believer (from experience) that every business big or small need some sort of internal controls to make sure they aren’t being stolen from or wasting money.
Any owner who cares not to be ripped off should have the bank’s monthly checking account statement sent directly to him/her. Look over the cancelled checks and question anything that seems out of the ordinary. They aren’t going to detect a swiped steak or two, but they will quickly discover if someone is paying ghost vendors, ghost employees, or themselves.
The restaurant where my son is the manager of pays a company to come in monthly and weigh the liquor bottles to compare to the receipts to ensure the bartenders aren’t giving free shots.
I don’t know how they check expenses, but I’d have to imagine they would notice someone stealing enough to buy a house.
Internal controls.
I clean the toilets.
Rotate the tires.
Do the paperwork.
Take calls.
Do 50% of the jobs.
You have to do it all to have it done right and then you still screw up.
And also, I tell every business owner, that every check should be signed by them and no one else. But if you do need to have someone else sign the checks or handle the money, be sure to have access to the bank account and have your accountant go over the books with you weekly.
“If you are not an accountant, you need an accountant.”
Snatching cash tips seems a little hands on for most embezzlement schemes.
Seems like a good way to get your ass kicked in the parking lot by the servers, too.
Their accountant didn’t notice ˜$350K a year went missing?
That assumes he wasn’t on the take.
I thought of that too.
robbed of more than $2 million by its brazen bookkeeper
Sounds like she was the accountant.
The Wizz app sounds like something R. Kelly would come up with.
But I’m sure its easier to just blame the Orange Man as the conclusion and work backwards than hand waiving decades of columns in the biggest newspaper in the country simping for the types of economic cocksucking that lead to out current predicament.
But I want to blame him. And Obama. And GWB. And Clinton. And GHWB. And Reagan. And… fuck it… everyone in the government except the Pauls and Massie and Lee.
Hear hear!
“Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos,” the Michigan Democrat wrote in a statement.
Oh no. Anyways.
It’s not the time. In a bit over a year they can impeach everyone they want.
It will give them something to do to avoid doing what they should be doing!
And if they recapture the Senate, they can make impeachment stick.
It’s still just an impeachment unless they can get two thirds to vote to convict.
Then they can screech “3 times impeached!” “34 time felon!”.
Nice video from Jason. I didn’t realize how the “i” series tracked the management change a decline of BMW to vehicles I don’t care about anymore.
As a city car I like the i3 and its design and materials choice. Problem was cost. It isn’t a driver car and wasn’t designed as one. That’s ok, people in urban areas need transportation. However, because of the narrow tires and suspension design it rides way too stiff. Not good for non Europe cities.
The i8 and i3: A Clear Sign That Things Were Changing at BMW — Revelations w/ Jason Cammisa
I always liked the i3, and would buy one if I lived in a big city. But, out in small city, and I do a lot of driving up and down the state, no bueno.
Somewhere in the ’10s when BMWs started looking like my ’97 Pontiac Grand Am.
“The online-extremism-tracking National Contagion Research Institute’s bombshell report shows that the Holocaust-denying, self-proclaimed racist’s “surge into national visibility” was driven by engagement from accounts located outside the United States — mainly in India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Malaysia and Indonesia.”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/opinion/hate-spewing-nick-fuentes-meteoric-rise-is-built-on-foreign-bots/
Because an Israeli-funded bunch of Jews says so?
“That is: Fuentes does have real followers — but a lot fewer than it seemed; his sudden rise in popularity is phony (though the fakery might pay off in enough publicity to gain fresh fans).”
His sudden rise in visibility is because he recently was on CNN, Piers Morgan, PBD, POTP, Tucker, etc.
I posted about this last night. The whole thing is a scam, a self licking ice cream cone.
Fuentes might, or might not, be legitimate, but the whole Groupers movement is BS.
The Groypers have been a thing since at least 2019. I’m not saying they are some huge group, but they’ve disrupted events, carried out various online campaigns, etc.
I looked at their 990 – can’t tell where the money came from or how it was spent. That is a nice laundering operation!
I can understand why states don’t execute people with extremely low intellectual capabilities, but the idea that stupidity should be a mitigating factor for criminality in general is odd
Low IQ and low impulse control are the two biggest factors associated with criminality (and they correlate). If we accept it as mitigation, then we accept most crime. The primary aim of prison is to incapacitate people who will otherwise continue to offend
https://x.com/edwest/status/1999082573897806026
I see no reason why insanity or mental retardation would be a reason not to execute someone otherwise eligable. Are they still a danger to themselves and others?
your feels are defective. are they not human? do they not bleed?
Depends on the method of execution.
They will bleed copiously, albeit briefly, if executed the correct way.
Violent crimes rates also correspond almost perfectly with rates of single motherhood. https://hwfo.substack.com/p/real-talk-about-race-and-murder-rates
I’d be interested to know if being raised by a single mother corresponds to lowered IQ. It certainly wouldn’t surprise me.
or rather it is genetic and women with low iq are much likelier to be single mothers. And live in poor areas and bang low IQ men.
i remember that outcomes are not as bad for single mothers who are widows. So single motherhood may be a proxy for low iq / irresponsible behavior.
The racist hot-take of “it’s genetic” is also not explanatory, because US black Americans more than double the sub-Saharan Africa murder rate – doea anyone take the official sub-Saharan Africa murder rate seriously?
Anyway nothing is pure genetics, environment matters. But nothing is pure environment.
Do they even keep accurate records in Subsaharan Africa?
I strongly doubt that IQ is a heavily genetic trait. But I’ll bet the price of a beer that high IQ can be correlated to certain parental behaviors that are less present among single mother households. Such as reading to one’s children, minimizing television and Internet time, and reviewing children’s schoolwork.
I strongly doubt that IQ is a heavily genetic trait – hones question, why? and what does heavily mean to you? does not make sense to me. Most things have quite a genetic influence. Intelligence as well.
certain parental behaviors are in no way influenced by parental intelligence?
Sure, Pie. What came first, the idiot or the egg?
the egg obviously.
Second question first – What I mean is, I think that the genetic component of IQ is weak compared to the environmental components. Further, I think that the races (or phenotypes, if you prefer) that trend towards high IQ have integrated many of those environmental components into their greater culture.
As for the why, well, it’s anecdotal, but I’ve seen too many intelligent parents raise dumbfuck children, through poor, lazy parenting.
The first born* is more likely to have a higher IQ from the extra time parents spend with them compared to later kids, so I’m 100% sure you are correct.
*I am the oldest and definitely the smartest out of all my brothers.
Agreed ES. I’m not sure any studies have been done that have effectively managed to control for the cultural components. It’d be interesting to see IQ evals of adoptees that were raised by different race parents.
dumbfuck as in truly unintelligent? or just dumb fucks? I honestly did not see this too often.
Intelligent parents can have smart children and vice versa by genetics. Being polygenic the configuration of genes can change. So you can have smart parents and be born stupid due to the luck of the draw. And the other way around.
But overall, broadly, intelligent parents do tent to have intelligent children.
I see no reason to not see heredity as at least 40 to 50 percent. And what data we have broadly agrees. Some as high as 60% but who knows.
*I am the oldest and definitely the smartest out of all my brothers. – I will need to hear your brothers all agree on that one
I do not do racial comparisons as Romania is fairly homogeneous. But I see no reason for intelligence not to have a significant inherited component like any other trait. And I think many people oppose due to wishful thinking, as it is a quite unpleasant thing. It is much nicer to belie everyone is just as smart and can make it if they just have the right environment. Anyhoo.
I think genetics plays a large role in IQ, whatever the fuck that is.
Parents and environment create a mindset and teach skills that lead to success. But that builds on some innate ability. I turned out a math/science geek. My middle brother turned out an art geek (with an MFA). Same parents, same environment, completely different intellectual abilities. But we are both very successful in what we do.
They probably would, they know I’m a nerd that knows too many random facts.
I turned out a math/science geek – Oh yea what is the square root Pie to 10 digits no calculators
I’m a nerd that knows too many random facts. – well if your so smart why are you not Elon Musk?
It seems very unlikely that any attribute is not predominately genetic. If it turns out to be true it would be fairly unique in that regard. I am sure poor environmental factors can limit (dare I say retard?) it’s expression in individuals, and across a broader culture, but I’d be shocked if the underlying capacity did not vary genetically.
Just because I’m smarter than my brothers does not mean I am really all that smart, it’s kind of a low bar.
IQ is definitely heritable. And it takes good parenting to make the most of it, and position it for societal acceptance in its ranges.
So much of intelligence seems to be related to inutero environment.
“Got the morbs” is a slang phrase or euphemism used in the Victorian era. The phrase describes a person afflicted with temporary melancholy or sadness. The term was defined in James Redding Ware’s 1909 book Passing English of the Victorian Era.
It’s Morbing time!
God forbid that teachers give their pupils something to aspire to.
https://x.com/BDSixsmith/status/1998685974507737206
heh
When I get to thinking that I haven’t done much with my life, I can always comfort myself with the fact that I’ve never tried to impress a bunch of middle-school students with what a bad-ass I was…
look if you want to bang a student you need impress her.
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Speaking of Derp….I haven’t been around as much as usual but I haven’t seen him when I was.
Is he still around?
He was in the other day, reporting that he had been let go from Walmart for working too slowly.
He’s out looking for another job to get fired from.
Ouch, MS.
DMV will not fire you for working too slowly.
DC, Maryland, Virginia?
Checks out.
TN doesn’t have a DMV.
A student showed me some pictures of WW2 tanks he drew. That was after a lesson where I explained how the angle of sloped armor effectively makes it thicker because of the square root of 2, 45 degrees, yada yada.
I applied to the local welding school. 3rd time’s the charm, I hope.
It’s a good thing I’ve been so frugal.
I’ve had 20 jobs in the past 24 years. Got fired from 9 of them or so. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
TN screwed up a vin number on a pickup I bought there. It was a pain to get straightened out when I got back to Idaho.
They managed to get three of the 12 digit vin wrong. Not just numbers in the wrong order but substitutions.
They have high standards there.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/03/nx-s1-5618325-e1/rural-minnesota-transit-system-expands-service-with-driverless-vehicles
Note the “driverless vehicle” bit. And how this is a super innovation. As opposed to say, taxis.
– Annie Ross, “Twisted”
There should be cars that drive themselves but have a chick inside that gives road head.
That ride option costs more than the first one.
But gubbermint subsidies will fix that.
Kids online safety act
*law passes*
Child predators ignored, wrongthinkers arrested and jailed.
See: Old Blighty
Who falls for this shit?
Only most people.
Plenty of people Suthen, plenty.
They re sending out mass texts to push this crap.
Their website has no who’s who or about us section.
It is to be a major grift. Total astroturf.
“The sicko accused of decapitating his Miss Switzerland finalist wife, cutting out her womb and pureeing her body parts in a blender while watching YouTube videos has been formally charged with her murder, Swiss officials announced.
The former beauty queen, Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dismembered in her home in February 2024 in Binningen, near the city of Basel in Switzerland, and her husband allegedly admitted to strangling her.
Her husband, only identified as Thomas in Swiss media reports due to privacy laws, was hit with murder charges Wednesday after the Basel-Landschaft Public Prosecutor’s Office concluded its investigation.”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/world-news/husband-charged-with-murdering-miss-switzerland-finalist-wife-who-was-pureed-and-had-her-womb-cut-out/
There are holes in this story.
It’s a fondue of missing information.
The details are a little soupy.
But, will the Swiss miss her?
Switzerland doesn’t allow you to publish the name of someone arrested for murder? WTF?
“Awful 911 call reveals how girl, 6, was killed in freak accident while go-karting at Florida racetrack”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15374605/Emma-Riddle-Florida-gokart-accident-girl-911-audio.html
Father looks like Joe Rogan?
Her husband, only identified as Thomas in Swiss media reports due to privacy laws
Is that a pseudonym because you don’t want to reveal too much.
Sounds like a stupid law.
Compare it to running people’s mug shots as part of the process being the punishment.
Keeping it secret is worse.
Which was why it was critical young healthy men who if not vaccinated and had minimal risk from COVID be vaccinated. You really can’t despise these people enough.
https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2025/12/myocarditis-vaccine-covid.html
Despise them? I think a case could be made that they are murderers.
Project Warp Speed meets the classic “you want it bad, you get it bad”.
“But COVID’s worse,” he added.
please trust us bro
No, it fuckin’ isn’t. Every single thing they have said about the cooties is incorrect…deliberately. As in: they lied their asses off.
Anytime you hear “The gods are angry. Doom approaches. Sacrifices must be made!” you are looking at lying grifters. Every single time without exception.
Same for shivering puppies, old people in sack cloth and sad children.
If you have some time to kill ‘Plague time’ by Paul Ewald is well worth a read.
*Written pre-cootie scam
A disease with a vanishingly small mortality rate for people under 30 is worse than a 1 in 16,000 chance of permanent heart damage?
Yeah that’s total BS and he knows it.
“Disney stuns Hollywood with $1BILLION AI deal that will let fans make movies with characters from iconic franchises…
The entertainment giant has struck a landmark deal with OpenAI that will allow its new video tool, Sora, to generate short Disney-themed clips on demand.
Fans will be able to type in a prompt and instantly produce videos featuring more than 200 characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/article-15375095/disney-openai-ai-video-deal.html
The porn possibilities are endless!
We need common sense regulation to save the children from the inevitable trauma of this tool falling into SugarFree’s slimy tentacles.
The return of the Tijuana Bible!
So we can finally see the cut scenes of princess Leah and Jabba?
Cool….I mean ‘gross!’
Before too long everyone’s favorite movie will be one only they have seen and a song only they’ve heard. The death of pop culture.
Sora, Han shot first.
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Roat.”
James O’Keefe goes on a date.
Jonathan Franklin, a current University adjunct professor & former NPR correspondent who built his career on issues of race, culture, & justice, was recorded making openly racist remarks during an undercover date with James O’Keefe.
Franklin, scheduled to teach a Georgetown course on interviewing and sourcing, labeled Black conservatives such as Candace Owens, Lawrence Jones, & Clarence Thomas as “coons,” & mocked his colleagues, saying he “works with stupid white people.”
He also falsely claimed he was a national correspondent for CBS, a claim he later admitted was untrue.
During the confrontation, Franklin attempted to assault an OMG cameraman before fleeing the scene.
Georgetown University records confirm Franklin is currently teaching students how to “interview sources effectively,” even as he privately uses racial slurs and expresses biases fundamentally incompatible with journalistic ethics.
Surprised someone like that would date White bois.
Must have a helluva Grindr profile.
ISTR some professional Black Twitterer being obsessed with “buck breaking.”
“buck breaking.”
I am *NOT* going to DDGo that, work computer non-withstanding. Not at work, not at home, not on the bus, not on the train. Green eggs and ham.
That sounds prudent, Putrid.
Buck Breaking is why P-Diddy had his own brand of baby oil.
O’Keefe is really going through a lot of trouble to find dudes to hook up with.
No kinkshaming!
Krugman warned that Trump would not be able to lead the U.S. through this unpredictable economy.
He’s no Stalin.
I takes at least 5 years to make that plan work.
The porn possibilities are endless!
Snow White is going to be a busy girl.
Did you just reference my favorite Space Moose comic?
Space Moose!
Nobody else ever knows what I’m referring to when I mention that.
Filters will only allow trans porn.
I thought she already was…there are seven dwarfs you know
Hundreds of items taken in ‘high-value’ museum raid
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8dyr37qzrno
Seems museums is easy pickins
yes, they are. They have shocklingly bad security for the value of their contents.
As someone with significant professional experience working in museums – UCS is right.
The only reason that these kind of thefts aren’t more common, is that the contents of most museums are only valuable to a very small cohort of people, and thus are very hard to fence for cash (‘wealthy patrons financing museum thefts’ is pretty much an urban myth.)
A man received four parking tickets when a disabled bay was painted around his legally parked car while he was away on holiday.
CCTV footage shared on social media shows a contractor measuring and painting the bay, after the owner, who did not wish to be named, had left his car on an unrestricted road outside his home.
A total of four penalty charge notices (PCNs) were placed on the car between 22 and 26 November following the construction of the bay on 17 November in New Addington, south London.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1dzqpyqegeo
At least they cancelled the tickets instead of making him pay for them.
They should have impounded his vehicle and compounded penalties and fees.
It’s the Chicago Way.
Did you just reference my favorite Space Moose comic?
Never heard of Space Moose.
It makes astronaut hair really work.
It’s, uh, something.
https://mozai.com/writing/not_mine/spacemoose/
“We are well positioned to wait and see how the economy evolves,” Powell said.
Hold onto your hats.
The Giffords Center has released their scorecard. I like looking at all the F states.
Yeah Iowa.
It’s the inverse of where I would like to live.
I am surprised that Virginia gets a B+ from them, it’s fairly gun friendly, we’ll see if that changes with our new CIA Governor.
It is a shame all of the federal workers by DC were too racist to vote for the black woman.
“Gun violence is a crisis our leaders cannot continue to ignore. States must act now and protect our communities.”
Maybe they should make violence illegal.
Huh, when I was contemplating where to buy property, it was all in F states. Direction of arrow of causation?
I wonder if one was to graph Giffords Grift, sorry, “Center”, grades against murder, assault, robbery, if one would get a nearly perfect correlation? Probably want a finer division than state level, but I suspect it would be a relatively clean correlation. Of course, direction of the arrow question remains. Do places have reasonable (e.g. minimal to non-existent) gun laws do so *because* of inherently low crime due to other reasons, or do reasonable gun laws lead to low crime? A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B? Self re-enforcing cycle of non-violence?
“Trump effectively legalized machine guns by settling a lawsuit and allowing for the sale of forced reset triggers, which turn semiautomatic firearms into machine guns—weapons that have been banned since 1986.”
Bullshit.
It’s basically an election results map.
Idaho only at 46?
Yeah most of the state lawmakers are proggs.
Shorter, “FYTW.”
https://www.thedrive.com/news/heres-why-you-cant-rev-the-new-honda-prelude
This car becomes more and more desirable with each article I read about it.
Doesn’t sound great, pun intended.
So I heard.
. . . synthesized engine sounds in the cabin . . . fake shifts.
This shit pisses me off.
“A federal judge on Thursday ordered the release of MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
US District Judge Paula Xinis, an Obama appointee in Maryland, ordered the “immediate release” of Garcia, arguing that he has been detained without lawful authority. ”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/12/breaking-obama-judge-orders-immediate-release-ms-13/
OFFS!!
Is this the “Maryland dad” the corporate media went all in for?
Yep.
I dunno about the validity of any of the gang or assault stuff but if he is an illegal alien and was deported, I don’t understand why he is back in the US.
Because Judge Dredd said “I am the Law” and ordered him undeported.
“María Corina Machado Escapes in Speedboat via the Curacao Route, with U.S. Support, After 12 Years of Judicial Restriction to Attend Her Nobel Peace Prize
The logistical support from Washington was crucial; during the critical hours, two F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jets from the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford—the most advanced warship in the world—flew over the Gulf of Venezuela and Lake Maracaibo, deterring possible Chavista interceptions.”
https://gatewayhispanic.com/2025/12/maria-corina-machado-escapes-peace/
Speedboat irony.
The Prelude also uses synthesized engine sounds
They should offer a space ship option.
A bunch of hybrids make weird synthesized noises. They bother me when I’m walking in parking lots and some shuttle craft thing buzzes by.
There is no technical reason why the Prelude can’t be revved when stationary, which makes sense.
It wastes fuel. Think of the lifetime savings.
A tinder for what?
I keep getting texts from these cunts, https://speak4.app/lp/gc01qnao/?ts=1765236353&utm_medium=mms2C pushing for more shit brained laws when I’m guessing they are a bunch of childless grifters.
If you have kids.
Don’t give them a phone.
Your kids are your responsibility not Uncle Sugar
Give them a flip phone for emergencies.
Nah. They need to toughen up. Make ‘em deal with their own damn emergencies, not come crying to momma every time they lose a limb.
Eventually Kinnath.
Have some good wallow talkies that have about a two mile range now. It’s not like the boy goes anywhere outside of the yard now.