Winston’s Mom does the Links

Winston’s Mom does the Links

Its come to my attention nobody asked for my opinion on the war. I find that odd, given I was hosted by the Shah on a number of occasions in the early 70’s. He wasn’t into foot play, but he was totally into foot play. I got pretty good balancing that soccer ball after...

Winston’s Mom does the Links

Winston’s Mom Does the Links

Its been a while. What have you been up to? What not interested? Listen, I’m just trying to have a conversation here. No need to get worked up. I’m not the one too embarrassed to go the the ER because a vibrator stuck in my ass. Just hold still while I figure out how...

Biological mother of Winston.

Winston’s Mom Does the Links

Jesus tap dancing Christ. Yesterday was squat day. I took the load on my back and went down all the way like always. All in a day’s work. Then when I really start to get my blood going on the elliptical, both my hips cramp up. Getting old is fucking ridiculous. Does...

Winston’s Mom does the Links

Forsyth was okay, I harbored no ill will towards that man. Other than his man crush in Fleming. A white guy living in Jamaica at the time raises so many questions but none seemed to come to his mind. I wish I had a better story for you about Freddy, sorry. Trump sends...

Winston’s Mom does the Links

What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...

Winston’s Mom Does the Links

I gotta tell ya, I don’t get the hate everyone had for OJ.  Maybe because I’m a white woman, he was always nice to me.  Had a weird fetish.  He took down my measurements one weekend when he covered a Giants game at the Meadowlands, told me not to gain any weight....

Winstons Mom Does the Links

Tonio sent word at 2am this morning informing me he is currently attending some biker cock fest out in the hills.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  I can’t get mad, I’d pick dick over you schlubs too… …besides, it gives me a chance to tell a story about...