Greetings. I was requested to weigh in on this issue that has plagued the interwebs for the past few days. You see, there was this commedian who made fun of women on SNL. I don’t know who he is, and SNL hasn’t been funny since Bill Murray tried banging Gilda Ratner on...
I had to get that stupid beaner off today, there’s been enough of his shit for one day. But I also wanted To bring you a story. You see Dennis Hassert died. He wasn’t a terrible person, I just want to get that out there. He always scheduled several weeks in advance,...
Heard John Kyl died. A bit of an off kilter fellow. He would invite me to his Georgetown residence from time to time. All he would ever do was spoon. …All fucking day. Seriously he wouldn’t even get enough of a chubby to dry hump. Still, a nice man even if he was one...
Emeritus.
Skinwalkers!
I just got the joke in the title.
This fucking guy.
Let the good times roll!
You guys, again?
Jesus tap dancing Christ. Yesterday was squat day. I took the load on my back and went down all the way like always. All in a day’s work. Then when I really start to get my blood going on the elliptical, both my hips cramp up. Getting old is fucking ridiculous. Does...
Yeah I can tell you about Epstein
Forsyth was okay, I harbored no ill will towards that man. Other than his man crush in Fleming. A white guy living in Jamaica at the time raises so many questions but none seemed to come to his mind. I wish I had a better story for you about Freddy, sorry. Trump sends...
Seriously, stop it people.
SugarFree is busy.
Okay let’s see, how does this fuckwit do this?
Good afternoon, bitches,
Its a goddam shame I can’t send this to him via fax machine.
Yeah I stole Iowahawk’s bit. SO SUE ME.
This new format is giving me a headache
What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
Get some. Whatever it is, as long as your getting it.
Don’t they know I work overnight?
Sugarfree and his consequencs, am I right?
I’m back, bitches!
I gotta tell ya, I don’t get the hate everyone had for OJ. Maybe because I’m a white woman, he was always nice to me. Had a weird fetish. He took down my measurements one weekend when he covered a Giants game at the Meadowlands, told me not to gain any weight....
Again? Goddamnit!