Its come to my attention nobody asked for my opinion on the war. I find that odd, given I was hosted by the Shah on a number of occasions in the early 70’s. He wasn’t into foot play, but he was totally into foot play. I got pretty good balancing that soccer ball after...
This fucking guy.
Its been a while. What have you been up to? What not interested? Listen, I’m just trying to have a conversation here. No need to get worked up. I’m not the one too embarrassed to go the the ER because a vibrator stuck in my ass. Just hold still while I figure out how...
You guys, again?
Jesus tap dancing Christ. Yesterday was squat day. I took the load on my back and went down all the way like always. All in a day’s work. Then when I really start to get my blood going on the elliptical, both my hips cramp up. Getting old is fucking ridiculous. Does...
Yeah I can tell you about Epstein
Forsyth was okay, I harbored no ill will towards that man. Other than his man crush in Fleming. A white guy living in Jamaica at the time raises so many questions but none seemed to come to his mind. I wish I had a better story for you about Freddy, sorry. Trump sends...
Seriously, stop it people.
SugarFree is busy.
Okay let’s see, how does this fuckwit do this?
Good afternoon, bitches,
Its a goddam shame I can’t send this to him via fax machine.
Yeah I stole Iowahawk’s bit. SO SUE ME.
This new format is giving me a headache
What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
Get some. Whatever it is, as long as your getting it.
Don’t they know I work overnight?
Sugarfree and his consequencs, am I right?
I’m back, bitches!
I gotta tell ya, I don’t get the hate everyone had for OJ. Maybe because I’m a white woman, he was always nice to me. Had a weird fetish. He took down my measurements one weekend when he covered a Giants game at the Meadowlands, told me not to gain any weight....
Again? Goddamnit!
I don’t have time for this shit
Find your lighter and a pack of smokes.
I suppose I should apologize, as you probably were expecting the Greek Statue guy. I can’t speak to what happened, but I promise I will address this Krugman column is a fair, accurate, reasonable, and most importantly unemotional. You cucks love that. Yeah …fuck that...
Tonio sent word at 2am this morning informing me he is currently attending some biker cock fest out in the hills. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I can’t get mad, I’d pick dick over you schlubs too… …besides, it gives me a chance to tell a story about...
He’s all there except for one big, bad thing: a penis.