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I like snow. It’s pretty. It looks boss on a clear night with a full moon. It keeps bugs in the ground. Most importantly, it keeps my house cleaner since a certain girl is no longer tracking in dirt.

This week is dominated, and I mean DOMINATED by a construction in which Jupiter retrograde, the Earth, the Sun, Mars and Venus are all in a line. On scales like this it’s hard to determine exactly when everything is precisely lines up (as much as the ecliptic allows for that sort of thing) but I’d say it’s definitely there by the 7th and goes through the 9th. What to expect? EVERYTHING. If Jupiter were in direct motion, we would be well on our way to “The Second Coming of Christ.” As it stands, this is a warning not to let unfinished projects go past this time, or Bad Things Will Happen. Getting stuff done? They will work out with better results than expected, and if you’re in a stable situation, then life will be much better than normal. Monday is especially good for Capricorn. Not only do you have all the good planets, those who oppose you will be distracted and confused.



Capricorn: The Star reversed – Being lead astray.

Aquarius: 8 of Coins – Doing good work.

Pisces: 4 of Wands reversed – having a happy live.

Aries: 7 of Swords reversed – Getting such terrible advice that if you can’t tell how bad it is, it’s your own damn fault.

Taurus: Ace of coins reversed – The bad side of money. Either yours is causing problems, or the people you’re having problems with have more than you do.

Gemini: 9 of Wands – Delays, roadblocks, resistance. This is not necessarily a bad thing.

Cancer: 8 of Swords – OTOH, this is a bad thing. All shitty choices, not enough information and the status quo sucks.

Leo: The Moon reversed – Sufficiently shitty. Things are unreliable. Can you depend on anyone/anything/yourself? No.

Virgo: Queen of coins – An awful rich bitch, or those characteristics of being an awful rich bitch.

Libra: 6 of Coins reversed – LOTS of demand on your resources, not all are worthwhile, and it’s going to be difficult to tell which ones those are.

Scorpio: 6 of Cups – This is a pretty blah card. Congratulations! Your week is better than most!

Sagittarius: Strength reversed – The Evil side of power/aptitude.