What an absolutely wild final day of the NFL season. The Bears lost, but so did the Eagles. The Seahawks rolled up San Fran. All of those games had pretty big playoff implications. But in the biggest one of them all, Pittsburgh dumped Baltimore after both kickers missed a kick in the last minute of a really exciting and chaotic football game. And across the pond, ManUre have fired their coach. Liverpool will probably be the next to do it. Or they should be, anyway. And that’s it for sports.

Who decides what’s
“fake?” Spoiler alert: it’s the state. It’s always the state. Orwellian assholes.

It took a lot of balls for her to go after them. Glad I’m still allowed to say that in the free USA.

Let’s see what this fossil of a judge does. I wonder if he’ll try to claim diplomatic immunity. Knowing this judge, he’ll probably ROR him.

White supremacy claims another victim. When will it end?

I don’t know why they even bother trying to talk to these people. But the interviews are good comedy, anyway.

Fuck the will of the people. Democracy means nothing to the British government, who is less popular than at any time in the history of polling.

I wish I had the luck of these people. That’s all it is, right? Just fantastic luck.

And I’m sure they’ll deal with nothing of importance. Not when there’s grandstanding to do in an election year.

Sorry, guys. Best of luck. But I’m sure they’ll blame anti-union bias or some anti-california federal policy our something.

I can think of an even better way. But this will have to do, for now.

Here’s a solid track. From a solid band. Even if they were politically stupid. Enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.