Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Jan 15, 2026 | Daily Links | 88 comments

MAHMOUD KHALIL DECISION – GROUNDS FOR GUARDED OPTIMISM: Three-judge panel of Federal Third Circuit rules that District Court lacked jurisdiction over immigration case. Mahmoud Khalil is an immigrant who fraudulently obtained a visa by omitting information on his application. The ruling is highly technical and is only binding within the Third Circuit (PA, NJ, DE). As best I can figure, the decision says that Khalil, and similarly situated individuals, can only go to federal district court after they’ve exhausted all remedies in immigration court. Khalil can now ask that his case be re-heard before the entire Third Circuit (en banc), but they don’t have to grant re-hearing.

FOLLOWING THE MONEY: Two followup pieces about the aftermath of the shooting of Renee Good after she tried to ram an ICE agent with her vehicle. Fundraiser for Renee Good’s widow and family raises almost $1.5 million. GoFundMe shows that donations are now paused. Good’s widow and family have retained the firm that also represented George Floyd’s family.

PUSHBACK AGAINST MICROPLASTICS HYSTERIA BEGINS: Let’s hope this gains momentum.

PEOPLE JUST NOT INTO EATING BUGS: How reality crushed Ÿnsect, the French startup that had raised over $600M for insect farming.

GERMAN ECO-TERRORISTS RUN AMOK, DELIBERATELY CAUSE WINTER POWER OUTAGE: The authorities have been ignoring these punks for 14 years. Because the previous article is partially paywalled, here’s coverage from another source.

ISS CREW 11 RETURNS SAFELY TO EARTH: First medical evacuation from ISS, name and condition of astronaut experiencing medical issue not revealed. Speculation swarms, like sperm trying to reach an ovum, that astronaut and biologist Zena Cardman is preggers. Regardless of which astronaut’s condition triggered the evacuation, I wish him/her the best outcome possible.

SUPERIONIC ICE INSIDE URANUS? Tee-hee.

THEY’LL ROB THEM BLIND: Turkey is building a space port in Somalia. Good luck with that.

NOT DEAD YET: Mars Sample Return, the zombie space program that would not die. Yeah, experts, fuck your deep concern. At this point MSR, or in-situ analysis of the samples, should be integrated into the planned human exploration of Mars.

OOPSIE! European Space Agency hacked. The threat actor claims to have stolen over 200 GB of data, including private Bitbucket repositories, source code, CI/CD pipelines, API tokens, access tokens, configuration files, Terraform files, SQL files, confidential documents, and hardcoded credentials. ESA are the worthless jerkoffs who couldn’t deliver on their part of the MSR mission covered above.

HOUSEKEEPING: We are good with content through next week. Mostly. Thanks to everyone who has stepped up, is working on something, and of course to our serial contributors. Because of the nice shout-out from NA yesterday, I resumed working on my fiction.

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88 Comments

  1. Pat

    The ruling is highly technical and is only binding within the Third Circuit (PA, NJ, DE). As best I can figure, the decision says that Khalil, and similarly situated individuals, can only go to federal district court after they’ve exhausted all remedies in immigration court.

    His kids will be retired before the whole legal process shakes out, which is partly the point.

  2. UnCivilServant

    So it was somewhat of a shock this week when the Guardian published a “bombshell” article suggesting that scientists may be overstating the health concerns

    I am not surprised.

  3. Brochettaward

    Puppy broke out of the kennel. Opened the door to come in (gone 30 minutes tops) and he greeted me all proudly. Pissed in there, too. Which is fine I’m an adult I can clean it.

    But yea it’s…it’s something…

    • Brochettaward

      And just to be clear kennel is broken in the process.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oy.

        Can you hire someone to exercise him?

  4. Pat

    Fundraiser for Renee Good’s widow and family raises almost $1.5 million. GoFundMe shows that donations are now paused. Good’s widow and family have retained the firm that also represented George Floyd’s family.

    The fact that there’s enough psychopaths and/or retards willing to fork over 1.5 million dollars to support political violence over something as uncontroversial as deporting illegal aliens is saddening. If these pieces of shit threw that kind of money at the causes they pretend to care about, like homelessness and “food insecurity,” they could have built a pretty first rate shelter and soup kitchen.

    • Rat on a train

      Another ghetto lottery winner.

    • Nephilium

      I’m half tempted to throw up a GoFundMe the next time something like this happens “to preserve the memory of %useful idiot%”.

      I promise to remember them for as long as the money lasts.

      • Pat

        Lol, I might contribute to that.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ‘Tis the dog I feel sorry for, and the kid.

      • Tonio

        Apparently, she has three kids. The youngest is now a double orphan.

  5. kinnath

    eco terrorists need to be hanged in public

    • rhywun

      Or at least prosecuted for murder or attempted murder.

      We like to decry the uniparty here in the US but in Germany there is literally zero difference between theirs – all of them are various shades of left including the so-called “conservatives”. Except the business-friendly FDP which fell off the face of the earth and the AfD which may be banned soon.

      TL;DR – they are fucked unless the subjects wake up.

  6. Pat

    How reality crushed Ÿnsect, the French startup that had raised over $600M for insect farming.

    Speaking of pissing your money away…

  7. The Other Kevin

    “Turkey is building a space port in Somalia.”

    Hear me out. That might be a better use of that Minnesota cash than welfare.

    • UnCivilServant

      “We will be launching our Somali astronauts into orbit using sticks of Dynamite.”

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        Good place to test the usefulness of nuclear pulse rockets, now that the refined uranium stockpile the Ayatollahs have been accumulating may soon become available.

        On second thought, having nukes anywhere near fanatical Muslims of any stripe doesn’t sound smart.

    • Tonio

      This is part of Turkey’s greater national ambitions. Maybe they’ll decide to engage in a little “nation building” in Somalia to facilitate their spaceport building. Could be lulzy.

    • EvilSheldon

      In Victor Koman’s epic Kings of the High Frontier, one of the subnationals did launch an SSTO spacecraft from a site in Somalia. I don’t recall whether the locals had anything to do with it.

      • Tonio

        Okay, going to check that out.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s required reading for libertarians of a certain age.

      • Threedoor

        I’m 48, did I miss my window?

  8. The Other Kevin

    That cover photo is from Minneapolis yesterday isn’t it?

  9. Pat

    An arson attack claimed by a left-wing extremist group has left tens of thousands of residents in Germany’s capital without electricity in the dead of winter for several days. The Saturday morning arson attack on critical electricity infrastructure in southwest Berlin cut power to nearly 50,000 homes and businesses, and renewed scrutiny of a long-running sabotage campaign by the left-wing “Vulkangruppe.”

    I wonder if any of the self-loathing champagne socialist twats living in that area, who provide the cultural and financial support for these pieces of shit, will have a come to Jesus moment. I doubt it.

  10. DEG

    The official site for Turkey’s space program lists a number of ambitious goals, all of which are designed to reduce its dependence on foreign sources for space activities. They include a lunar exploration program, the creation of a Turkish astronaut corps, the development of a satellite production industry and the establishment of a space port that will service Turkish space missions and commercial customers with “excess capacity.”

    With Somali pirates as space marines?

    • Fourscore

      Somalia may be a good place for Minnesota’s state employees retirement funds to be invested. The local Somalis seem to be good at making money in the new fashioned way.

  11. Pat

    The threat actor claims to have stolen over 200 GB of data, including private Bitbucket repositories, source code, CI/CD pipelines, API tokens, access tokens, configuration files, Terraform files, SQL files, confidential documents, and hardcoded credentials.

    Some of that stuff should probably be public anyway, since the Europoors are financing it.

    • Rat on a train

      They’re Terraforming already …

      • UnCivilServant

        Turns out they’re just playing a lot of Ad Aspera

      • Tonio

        Per Aspie ad astra!

      • Tres Cool

        I saw that as Ed Asner

  12. UnCivilServant

    Apparently I have a habit of forgetting I own a copy of Big Trouble of Little China and periodically buy a new one.

    • Tonio

      It’s okay to be a little gay for eighties Kurt Russell, dude.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        No need for that when you’ve got prime Kim Cattrall.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Are you saying you have a… Thing, for him, Tonio?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Muzzled Woodchipper-

    I saw your comment at the end of the dead thread. In many ways I concur about the loss of community and tradition and respect.

    And then I read something like this

    Public health maintains the health of communities through large-scale preventive measures, controlling infectious diseases, promoting environmental health and protecting vulnerable members of society. Public health acts on behalf of the greater good, even though this may infringe on individual freedoms.

    This is why President Trump’s agenda of division, challenging the value of government and putting the individual above others makes the Trump administration’s philosophies and public health incompatible.

    During the COVID-19 pandemic, Republican and Democrat-led states followed the same roadmap of preventive measures early on. Yet not long after the first case of COVID-19 in the U.S., we saw the clash start between those who recognized that we had an obligation to protect our neighbors, versus populist calls for individual freedom, irrespective of the potential consequences to self and others.

    It’s not even utilitarianism. It’s authoritarianism in the shabby motheaten cloak of communitarian selflessness.

    Fuck that guy and the broom he rode in on.

    • Rat on a train

      collectivists are going to authoritarian

      • Fourscore

        “Public health maintains the health of communities… ”

        When I read that I changed “health” to wealth, in my mind. Made just as much nonsense

        ‘ to “wealth”.

    • Tonio

      “It’s authoritarianism in the shabby motheaten cloak of communitarian selflessness.”

      You types purty words, you does.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    We can no longer rely on the Trump administration to preserve fundamental issues of public health for the greater good. We will continue to see the deliberate and progressive polarization of our country and society, as the “inferno of hate” worsens.

    Independent thought is a pestilence and a blight upon the land.

  15. Pat

    Trump proposes healthcare plan; focuses on past pharmaceutical deals

    The plan, which he dubbed, “The Great Healthcare Plan,” would “execute the president’s vision to send money directly to the American people, lower health insurance premiums, and cut kickbacks that raise insurance premiums.”
     
    Part of the plan would have the federal government sending money directly to the American people to buy health plans. It would have to be approved by Congress.
     
    “The government is going to pay the money directly to you. It goes to you, and then you take the money and buy your own health care,” the president said in the video released by the White House. “Nobody has ever heard of that before, and that’s the way it is.”

    Pretty sure I’ve definitely heard of retardation before.

    • Fourscore

      There’s a reason nobody has ever heard of that before. Because it’s stupid!

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Hear me out, this is a good one, HOW ABOUT YOU DON”T TAKE THE MONEY FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?!?

      • Pat

        Let’s not lose our heads here.

      • Ted S.

        See, I was going to say, “Fuck you, cut spending.”

    • EvilSheldon

      A lot of this shit feels like Trump throwing money and attention at his base, hoping that it will be reflected in the midterms…

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        It also may be counterintuitive, being that his opposition reflexively opposes OMB proposes. Who knows? Maybe they’ll start promoting people buying health plants on their own dime!

    • creech

      What if I spend the money on that darling little Gucci bag instead?

  16. R.J.

    What was that? End the work day and eat some Chinese food?
    Deal.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, that’s plastic – they laminated them.

      • Pat

        Sensible chuckle.

  17. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    We keep hearing about the threat of right wing extremist militias but in just this month lefties have caused blackouts in Berlin and mayhem in Minneapolis. That doesn’t even count the truculent trannies that killed the border patrol guy last year. I’m beginning to think that the biggest threat isn’t really from the righties.

    • Pat

      The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States from the extreme right, and yet lands only in Europe only on the extreme left.

  18. Sensei

    So you all get to fund their retirement.

    At 62, Brockway and Padula are still too young to qualify for Medicare. For now, they’re left with few options: maneuver their finances or pay double to stay insured.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news/retired-georgia-couple-hit-with-39000-health-insurance-bill-after-aca-subsidies-end/

    As 50% of the reason I’m not retired is because of the cost and access to health insurance I despise these whiners.

  19. Pash KKatel

    Y’all. Suddenly everyone wants to interview me (after 10 months of nothig). Three interviews this week for 3 different jobs, and a 2nd round next week for one of this week’s interviews. One prospect is particularly good (not the libertarian-adjacent org – that one is nice, but only part time).

    • The Other Kevin

      “Local Glib Makes Good”

      Congrats, hoping something great comes out of it!

      • Ted S.

        “Old Glib Yells at Cloud”

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Bidding war!

    • rhywun

      Nice!

      Being jobless is kind of terrifying so yay!

    • Tres Cool

      Its cause I wrote your number on the bathroom stall at a Flying J truckstop.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Ooooh! Congrats! We’re oddly in sync as well, just a cycle or so apart. Well accomplished. 🙂 (<– Woah. I didn't forget this works?)

      Swish.

      • Evan from Evansville

        (Well. Delete that arrow in your mind. It was pointing at the smiley. Now it’s a smiling cyclops with a skinny mohawk. Yeah. That’s it.)

  20. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Updated indictments in the Nashua, NH country club shooting.

    When this happened, a bunch of the usual outlets jumped on it because of reports that the shooter shouted “FREE PALESTINE!”. The State AG a few days after the shooting said the shooter shouted a variety of things in an attempt to sow chaos. Some local outlets reported that the shooter was a former employee who had been fired.

    I expect nothing from those usual outlets that jumped on the story early on.

  21. The Other Kevin

    I just saw a video of the Minneapolis mayor calling on the police to fight ICE. Meanwhile the police chief standing next to him did not appear amused. He knows ICE is doing him a big favor carting off criminals.

    • creech

      Did Faubus, Maddox, Wallace go that far back in the day?

    • Nephilium

      Using city armed forces to fight against federal armed forces? That sounds a bit… insurrectiony to me.

    • DEG

      I saw a video of Philly DA Larry Krasner going on about ICE agents being at risk of arrest in Philly.

      I noted the crowd of people on the stage with him in that video. The Philly Sheriff but no Philly Police Commissioner.

      More bluster.

      • Ted S.

        Can ICE firebomb City Hallo?

      • creech

        Philly sheriff is a buffoon. They have been running ads to recruit deputies. The ad consists – no shit- of female deputies line dancing in front of City Hall.

      • Ted S.

        City Hall, of course. My tablet consistently wants to recommend both German and English words.

  22. Evan from Evansville

    Well, I again join hands with Derp, as I was also terminated by Walmart. I went passed their 4.5 absentee point balance. On the bright side of life, I have that transcriptionist for the IMPD interview in two weeks and my voca rehab dude has a good lead. So good timing? Huh.

    I’ve got 34hrs of PTO accrued. Cursory glance says I’ll get paid that, but there may be an exception in IN if there’s a company policy. Looking into that, there may be talk that Walmart pays it if you’ve been there for a year or more, but it may depend on a few things. Hrm. I started March 5, so 10mo in. Hrm-cicle-hrmy-hrm.

    Thoughts would be appreciated. I’m not too bummed. It was coming, anyway. I’d have to take an absence for that interview, regardless. *shrug* Well. I’ve got an NHL doubleheader on ESPN that I can chill and fully enjoy, without a need to rush to sleep and ‘go to sleep’ after maybe the 2nd period.. Well. Flyers v Penguins. I don’t care ’bout either, but go Pittsburgh. Crosby is about my age. Impressive dude.

  23. Mojeaux

    @Groat Scotum, I’m very sorry for your loss. That’s awful.

    @Bro, I’m sorry about your situation. That sounds terrible all the way around. IIRC, this person was the one who wanted and got the dog, yes?

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