302 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    I guess he’s half right.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Corporation For Public Broadcasting Shutters Months After Trump, Congress Yanked Its Funding

    Must have been an impossibly vital 10%

    • Rat on a train

      They’re supporters weren’t going to fill the gap.

    • R.J.

      I think my local classical station might survive. That’s the only thing that might be personally painful.

      • R C Dean

        Can’t you just not listen, if its survival might be painful?

    • Nephilium

      The funding really tied the graft together.

      • R.J.

        Bravo!

    • Not Adahn

      Eh, CPB itself wasn’t supported by direct donations.

      Our local NPR has decided that the only way they’re going to survive is “advocacy journalism.” And yes, they’ve actually become even more partisan.

      • UnCivilServant

        Is it even possible for them tom get more partisan?

      • (((Jarflax

        Peak lefty, like peak stupid, can never be reached.

      • DrOtto

        Have you seen the venn diagram for peak lefty and peak stupid? It’s a circle.

      • Ted S.

        I remember the pre-Internet days when WAMC’s supremo was caught on mike saying he didn’t have as much issue with funding cuts to public broadcasting as you might think because WAMC was better positioned to absorb the cuts.

      • Ted S.

        And when PBS stations were caught selling donor lists to the Democrats, WMHT’s boss said this was a result of the government not funding stations properly.

      • (((Jarflax

        Have you seen the venn diagram for peak lefty and peak stupid? It’s a circle.

        Candace Owens refutes this claim.

      • DrOtto

        Ok, nearly a circle.

      • Tonio

        When those stations go dark it will be an opportunity for others to buy turnkey operations at fire sale prices.

      • Not Adahn

        That guy only retired like two years ago. He had a true cult going.

    • R C Dean

      I suspect that the people running the CPB, after decades of government funding, were simply incapable of managing a 10% cut in revenue.

  3. Common Tater

    “However, soon after, she claimed that the violence was primarily the fault of the U.S. government due to weapons that were smuggled into the country. ”

    CWAC

    • Rat on a train

      Has she called for the extradition of Eric Holder?

    • WTF

      If she had blamed it on the existence of demand in the US, she would have been correct.

      • UnCivilServant

        Does she understand economics?

      • Not Adahn

        Yes, the US has a high demand for guns. As should all free peoples.

      • juris imprudent

        It isn’t like the drugs came into existence because of the cartels.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, coco leaves. They are the root of it.

        And Chinese opium, of course.

      • DrOtto

        @ UCS – she’s a socialist, so no, she doesn’t understand economics.

    • R C Dean

      Somebody is smuggling guns into Mexico to sell to its army?

  4. PieInTheSky

    I still say that by 1900 US should have taken over Canada and Mexico. A lot fewer problems now. After the Panama canal you should have taken over everything to that point and use the canal as a moat.

    • WTF

      Canada, sure, but who the hell wants to have to be responsible for of millions of Mexicans?

      • Fourscore

        Or Canadians? Minnesoda is looking more Trudeauesque every day.

      • EvilSheldon

        The Irish.

      • Drake

        That was literally John Calhoun’s argument against the Mexican War.

      • Threedoor

        No on Canada.
        My trip last year cemented to me that they are a drastically different people than Americans as a whole.

        Behavioral as well as phenotypical. It makes sense as they are largely descended from the tories that wanted nothing to do with fighting the crown.

    • R C Dean

      Nah. The US is already too big.

      • PieInTheSky

        that kind of thinking is why you will never be Supreme Overlord of the World.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll take Alberta and Saskatchewan, but we can give Canukistan some left coast enclaves in exchange.

      • UnCivilServant

        Pie, there’s a lot of shitholes in the world we’d rather not be responsible for.

      • WTF

        Pie, there’s a lot of shitholes in the world we’d rather not be responsible for.

        Seriously, who needs that shit?

      • Ted S.

        Like Albany?

      • Threedoor

        RC knows.
        The U.S. should probably break up into 10 to 50 different independent states.

      • PieInTheSky

        Ok you talked me into it all the way to the gap.

        I’ll fire up the time machine and get Andrew Jackson on it

  5. Common Tater

    “The Nov. 19 “up to date” page linked to a “Benefits of Getting Vaccinated” page, updated four months earlier, that elaborates on the uniform threat of the virus relative to vaccines, including that COVID can kill children and saddle them with “long-term health problems” even if they have mild or no symptoms of infection.”

    Where do they get this nonsense?

    • WTF

      Where do they get this nonsense?

      They pull it out of their asses, since the statistics absolutely contradict what they are saying.

      • dbleagle

        After presenting ‘da Vid as a worse threat than being simultaneously infected with smallpox, bubonic plague, and Ebola they can’t back off getting the mRNA vaccine. They’ll quietly ignore the poor rate of people following the recommendation until seven years from now when they drop the requirement w/o comment. You know, after the statute of limitations has well expired.

  6. PieInTheSky

    I suppose in the end it is the Spaniards fault that South Am is such s shithole.

    • R.J.

      This is more truth than sarcasm.

      • UnCivilServant

        And less truth as well. Many of the nations had reached a prosperous state and could have grown out of the problems that led them to make their ill-fated dive into socialism that has failed so often.

        The dead hand of Spain only reaches so far after Bolivar.

      • juris imprudent

        The cultural factors can’t be minimized – in that, Bolivar was only a symptom.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        I agree with JI. The culture of semi-feudal top-down governance didn’t change with the eviction of Spain from the colonies. In the end Bolivar had to admit defeat. The turn to socialism was later, thanks to the universities churning out far more intellectuals than was necessary for governance.

    • Rat on a train

      The Portuguese get some credit.

    • R.J.

      I’d vote for her just based on the hat.

      • PieInTheSky

        shit that a woman?

      • R.J.

        I had to turn the sound up to figure that out. She’s a real-life Alice the Goon.

    • WTF

      Contrast the reactions of actual Venezuelans with the reactions of Democrats, and it really tells you all you need to know about the Democrats.

    • rhywun

      Minneapolis. Because of course.

      Same shit outside Maduro’s new guest house in NYC. Keffiyeh-clad, flying the hammer and sickle, the usual ratfuckers have been commanded to another “action”.

      • Common Tater

        It’s all astroturf.

    • R C Dean

      Honestly, my favorite part of the raid was specifically targeting Chavez’s tomb for destruction.

      • WTF

        That was a hilarious “fuck you”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is old school military psychological warfare.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Agreed on the brilliance of that Go Fuck Yourself. I like the (theoretically) younger Team helping Trump 2.0, kinda taking the gloves off and still kicking them in the dick.

        Also highlights, like with Maduro, that our military is not to be fucked with, and we can, when we want to, take you out in whatever closet hides you. (Ooh, that works multiple ways. I’ll pat myself on my wakey bakey back.)

  7. Fourscore

    Walz and Klobuchar, sitting in a tree…

    Minnesoda Nice doesn’t equal Minnesoda Clean

    It wasn’t like this when it was part of Dakota Territory.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The latest rumor I have heard:

      Klobuchar will run for gov. If she wins, she will appoint Walz to fill out the next 4 years of her Senate seat.

      Everyone locally is assuring me that Klobuchar will easily win the Gov seat if she does run (if she runs and loses, she still keeps her Senate seat). I lean toward that view myself.

      Except, maybe she has some skeletons in her closet? No idea how believable these charges are.

      A federal lawsuit has been sent in today for the Smurfing of US Senator @SenAmyKlobuchar totaling $9,633,912.
       
      Klobuchar and her Treasurer Samuel Clark have been stealing the identities of elderly senior citizens to carry out their Smurfing.

  8. Common Tater

    “Chinese state-run propaganda outlets are promoting U.S. protests against the Trump Administration’s arrest of Venezuelan strongman Nicolas Maduro. The protests appear to be organized by a Chinese Communist Party-linked financial network in the United States.

    After this weekend’s U.S. military-led operation capturing Venezuela’s leader and sending him to the U.S. to be prosecuted by the Justice Department, street protests opposing Maduro’s arrest were quickly organized in New York City and elsewhere by the Marxist revolutionary group known as The People’s Forum, the far-left anti-war group Code Pink, the leftist Act Now to Stop War and End Racism (ANSWER) Coalition, and the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL). ”

    https://justthenews.com/government/security/chinese-propaganda-outlets-promote-maduro-arrest-protests-organized-ccp-linked

    CWABOA

    • rhywun

      Splitters!

      Seriously… what on earth separates all those groups? Are there some finely tuned ideological differences that normal people would not be aware of?

      • R.J.

        It really is that sketch from Life of Brian.

      • Not Adahn

        Those first two have been around for a while — they were frequently brough on Democracy Now! to rail against the war crimes of… Bill Clinton.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I think they’re funded by different commie billionaires.

  9. juris imprudent

    Sanctioned Oil Tankers Try Mass Run At US Blockade Of Venezuela

    Paging Capt. Fury, Capt. Fury to the white courtesy phone.

    • WTF

      Let’s have congress issue letters of marque.

    • R C Dean

      Sounds like they succeeded at breaking the blockade.

      Of course, you shouldn’t need a blockade (any more) when you control the ports.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Ha! Fantastic real-time social marketing, right there!

      My guess, ideologically, is that they’re partitioned for each to focus on a specific limb or case. Added plus of TMITE having a “many groups,” or “multiple protests groups” so they can add a ‘legit consensus’ to their lede and make it look like dozens of groups are pitching a fit, instead of one octopus with many tentacles twitchin’.

  10. PieInTheSky

    Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
    @LeftieStats
    For 20 years, the US Empire has tried to break the back of the socialist revolution in Venezuela because they refused to hand over their natural resources. This is the latest move in a decades-long campaign to shatter the resolve of the Venezuelan people, and it will fail too

    https://x.com/LeftieStats/status/2007443693251317985

    wait… hold on… is Venezuela back to being real socialism? Cause it was quite Not Real (TM) in leftist circles the past 10 years.

    • WTF

      Pay no mind to the Venezuelans celebrating in the streets over Maduro’s removal.

    • rhywun

      Hm… the left likes oil now??

    • juris imprudent

      Real socialism is vanquished by capitalist imperialism.

      Not real socialism collapses from its internal contradictions.

      • rhywun

        lol wtf does “neoliberal” even mean?

  11. Sensei

    “The hiring trend for new graduates resembles recruiting practices before the pandemic and the tight labor market of 2018 and 2019, researchers who have focused on entry-level hiring say. Most now recruit only at up to 30 American colleges out of about 4,000, starting with top-ranked schools and then looking at local universities, said William Chichester III, who has spent years directing entry-level recruiting at companies including Target and Peloton.”

    https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/elite-colleges-are-back-at-the-top-of-the-list-for-company-recruiters-ad9526ac?st=nvwD6F&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    Economically there is little reason to pick a school with high costs and essentially mid-tier rankings. Either go to a top ranked school or pick one with a specific program and recognition for that program.

    It’s an argument I lost at my house. We were fortunate that we could pay for my son’s liberal arts education that he would never be able to economically recoup.

    Meanwhile it’s nice to see that learning an actual trade seems to be even more popular.

    • PieInTheSky

      4,000 – seems a bit to many

      • rhywun

        It is way too many. A lot of them won’t last much longer.

    • R C Dean

      “ William Chichester III”

      If he doesn’t wear tweed jackets and an ascot, he’s doin’ it wrong.

      • DrOtto

        He’s got face tats and his street name is Trey-5-7.

    • Fourscore

      Back in the Old Days, when I was productively employed, I had a lot of liberal arts degrees applying for essentially a retail job. It was a good fit and I still made a few mistakes but at least those could be corrected later.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      My son went to a good school with a highly regarded program (business), and realized half-way to his degree that he hated the major.

      So, now he is in grad school near you. Complete 180*

    • invisible finger

      I chose my university based on my ability to pay and the university’s job placement department. It ain’t in the top 30.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Guy who supports regime change on climate grounds

    x.com/ThomasHochman/status/2007945494941589745

  13. Rat on a train

    Travel notice: Countries are banning US travelers, canceling American visas

    Several countries are taking a stance against the United States’ recent uptick in travel restrictions and imposing a reciprocal travel ban against U.S. citizens from entering their countries.

    The West African countries of Mali and Burkina Faso announced they will ban U.S. citizens from entering their countries after the Trump administration banned Malian and Burkinabe citizens from entering the United States.

    There go my vacation plans.

    • UnCivilServant

      Burkina Faso is one of those countries I forget about when not directly reminded it exists.

      • ron73440

        I had never heard of Burkina Faso before.

      • Banjos

        My favorite Star Wars character

      • Rat on a train

        It’s still Upper Volta to you?

      • Nephilium

        I keep thinking it’s a capital city.

      • rhywun

        It’s that country next door to Gold Coast, Togoland, and Dahomey.

      • Gender Traitor

        Burkina Faso’s capital has one of my favorite place names ever – Ouagadougou. 😁

      • Common Tater

        “Wake me up when Ouagadougou”

      • kinnath

        no sleep till brooklyn

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh news is trying to trot this out as some black eye too..its quite funny.

      • Rat on a train

        I can’t tell if dictators are good or bad right now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pretty sure there is a decision chart floating around the various leftists that helps them determine that.

  14. juris imprudent

    ‘Stunning’: HHS slashes vaccine schedule

    Won’t someone think of Big Pharma’s profits!?!

    • Nephilium

      There’s quite a few tiki drinks that are garnished with a small amount of dry ice for the fog effect. I’ve not heard of liquid nitrogen being used as an ingredient in cocktails, I have heard of it being used for quick ice cream or frozen cocktails.

      • Not Adahn

        Unless there’s a better storage/dispense solution for LN2 than the ones I use/have used, It’d very inconvenient for a bar.

      • WTF

        What are the odds of the idiot reporter not knowing the difference between dry ice and liquid nitrogen?

      • Nephilium

        WTF:

        If you’ve ever seen a fancy drink brimming with what looks like smoke or fog, it likely contains liquid nitrogen, nitrogen gas supercooled into a liquid.

        “It is very cold and has to be held in special containers because it actually boils at room temperature. It can cause frostbite when in contact with skin/tissues,” ER doctor and toxicologist Dr. Josh Trebach explained via X.

        And based on some quick searches, dry ice for smoke, liquid nitrogen for flash freezing.

    • The Last American Hero

      But but but I saw some douchebag gastro-chef on the food channel use it to make a dessert in 2 minutes!

  15. ron73440

    The protestors were back on the overpass this morning.

    About 10 people and 3 were wearing the ubiquitous inflatable costume.

    Today it was DON’T FORGET JAN 6 WAS TREASON.

    I think they are right, just not in the way they think they are.

      • UnCivilServant

        Some idiots I’ve never heard of either.

      • rhywun

        Fuck off, commies.

        “resulting in several deaths”

        Hmm… interesting evasions there. It is a one-Party state so you know they will get their wish and the propaganda will be ferocious.

      • invisible finger

        Minnesoda schools already require it.

    • Fourscore

      Any protestors here couldn’t get their inflatable costumes over their winter clothes and burkas so they stayed home.

    • Ted S.

      But a committee determined Trump was responsible!

      Seriously, I heard that this morning on ORF out of Austria, which helps explain why Europeans are so misinformed on the US.

    • R C Dean

      That trader needs to be identified. If it was just some drunk-betting, good on him. If, as I suspect, it was somebody on the inside of the op, there need to be consequences.

  16. Common Tater

    “In a recent interview, the social influencer Clavicular announced that — despite being pro-Trump — he would vote for Gavin Newsom over JD Vance in a theoretical presidential election, for a surprising reason.

    “JD Vance is subhuman, and Gavin Newsom mogs,” the 20-year-old said on a recent episode of the Michael Knowles show. “Mogging” is slang for being better looking than someone else.

    Clavicular, real name Braden Peters, has made a name for himself by promoting “looksmaxxing” — an extreme social media trend that involves everything from diet and tongue exercises to Botox and plastic surgery to get a chiseled face.

    Vance, in Clavicular’s estimation, is “fat” while Newsom is a “6’3” Chad.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/05/opinion/gen-z-is-treating-world-changing-politics-like-edge-lord-slop/

    Raise the voting age to 35.

    • R.J.

      35 and a property owner who has a real job and pays taxes

      • Ted S.

        And no exception to this for the military.

      • EvilSheldon

        Just ban voting.

      • DrOtto

        I’d be willing to waive the 35 requirement for property (land, not cars) owners.

    • rhywun

      How about not giving retards like this the attention they crave?

      • rhywun

        lol that will never get old

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Vance, in Clavicular’s estimation, is “fat” while Newsom is a “6’3” Chad.””

      Vance is…*googles* 1 inch shorter and a former marine. He’s twenty years younger than the wine guy. He easily wins in a fight, or we’re only basing this on looks? (kinda gay).

      • rhywun

        Well yeah, “looksmaxxing” is gay AF

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        But he’s so dreamy! 💖 “And I like the way he says ‘Cuber’.”

    • WTF

      If you’re stupid enough to go on a vacation to Yemen, you get what you deserve.
      Stupidity should be painful.

    • Evan from Evansville

      IMO, Kazakhstan, or really Morocco were the ‘craziest’ places I’ve solo-adventured in. (Cambodia /Loas raise their hands.)

      Given the right circumstances, and a looot of research I haven’t yet done, that’d be a place I would’ve considered. I have the fantastic luxury of being a straight man. Any women going? Uh. Uh…. yeah. Ya shoulda thought of it and said No.

      Fucking idiot Queers for Palestine is some nasty, underhanded shit stupid lefties like to play pretend with. When real? Uh. Whoops.

  17. Common Tater

    “Billed as “the world’s first digital studio meets luxury fitness club,” Life Time High Performance soft-launched in September and is set to officially open its doors early this month.

    The 420 Fifth Avenue location blends the brand’s signature state-of-the-art fitness equipment, recovery tools and training programs with exclusive digital production spaces for content creators, including a fully equipped podcast studio.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/health/inside-nycs-luxe-new-550-a-month-gym-life-time-high-performance/

    Thanks, I hate it.

    • Not Adahn

      Sounds like a great place to make quality porn.

      • DrOtto

        Quality porn? John Leslie died years ago.

    • Ted S.

      Compare the coverage of this to the evil “gymbro” coverage of the traditional pumping iron for bulging muscles gyms.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      420? Someone missed an opportunity.

    • EvilSheldon

      If it gets these losers out of the actual gyms, I’m all for it.

      • ron73440

        Because I stayed up to wacth the Steelers game, I went to the gym after work instead of 5 in the morning.

        It was a madhouse.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

        That thought made this song stick in my head.

      • PutridMeat

        Looks at poster name.

        Sees the word “madhouse”

        Already knows what’s behind the link.

        Never a huge fan of Anthrax (the band, totally a fan of the bacterial infection) but don’t actively avoid them.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Ah yes. Good old Bahram Akradi. Another Minnesoda immigrant shyster.

      Lots of good local stories about him. One is how he had to hide out for a while to avoid getting in non-compete trouble with US Swim and Fitness before he started Life Time. Another about how he got in a fight outside one of his gyms with a kid who showed him up in a pickup game of hoops. More rage issues that actually ended up with him getting a charge.

      I’m a member, but I sure wish they had some real competition.

      • Ted S.

        Look at the guy who can afford a $550/month gym membership. :-p

      • Pope Jimbo

        Ted’s:

        Not that bad… yet. I’m in one of the lower tiers. My guess is that those insane tiers are all for members who get a free membership as a job perk.

        Every year the price goes up and the services get shitty. My local club is going to be replaced in a year or so and I’m sure the prices will jump again.

    • Not Adahn

      I want this to be true.

    • Rat on a train

      Does he leave his gone in the bathroom?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I hope we all leave our gone in the bathroom…we arent the middle east Rat.

      • Rat on a train

        Some gones are more dangerous than others.

      • DrOtto

        That’s why I keep a gone knife.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dog gone it!

    • Ownbestenemy

      I mean…people can legitimately do it. However, shouldn’t be subsidized by government.

    • kinnath

      These people need a reality check.

      It will get one in jail pretty quickly.

    • rhywun

      I.e. son

      With additional mental issues and a record of attacking other locations IIRC.

  18. Not Adahn

    Did Ozy make a standalone site for his work with the coofshot refusers? I’d like to link it, but don’t want to send bad people here.

    • The Last American Hero

      The Amish reject technology that upsets The Order, as determined by the village elders. That’s why you will see some technology, like bicycles, diesel generators and other mundane things.

      It also is up to each group to decide where they draw the line, so there is variation in the larger community.

      • ron73440

        The ones around Sugar Creek OH love electric bikes now.

  19. Evan from Evansville

    *stretching, yawning, joint-popping echoes*
    Mornin’, fellow alley-cats.

    Last week’s family vacation purposefully lacked actual rest, so I’m kinda excited for the day’s possibilities. I do have another voca rehab appt tomorrow, so I’m gonna try to maximize the shaded curve where ‘looking for fresh, new year’s Help Wanted selections, and getting a chance to *actually* rest and kinda enjoy myself.

    Minnesota Munchkin is in a similar position, and last night she was depressed w her new make-do job, cleaning and feeding old folk in some retirement community. (She’s far less stoic than me.)

    Time for my Saturday to unwind itself.

  20. Not Adahn

    Mid-Atlantic gun peeps:

    I’ll be working at least one (early August), potentially two (May 22-24) matches in New Tripoli PA.

    Any insights about the area, potential meetups would be appreciated.

      • EvilSheldon

        Apart from being impossible for the white man to pronounce, Ontelaunee is a pretty nice club. I’ve shot the Area 8 and the Mid-Atlantic Sectional up there a few times.

    • Sean

      That’s only 40 ish minutes from me, but I don’t get up that way much.

      • Not Adahn

        You and the Lady should come up and spectate, see why ES and I play this game. It’d be an excuse to buy more guns.

      • Sean

        Possibly. Keep me posted.

        It’d be an excuse to buy more guns.

        I just got 2 more last month!

      • Timeloose

        I’m about an hour from there. I’d love to hang out and meet up for breakfast or a similar meal.

    • Not Adahn

      A8 (August – just put in the PTO) and Mid-Atlantic Sectional (still seeing if it conflicts with anything, May).

      This venue is significantly closer to me than GPGC (which was a great venue) and Cardinal (which has lots of space). Only about 20 minutes further than SIG.

    • DEG

      Shangy’s in Emmaus is good place to pick up beer.

      Seven Sirens Brewing in Bethlehem defied the Covid restrictions and got fined for it. They’re still around.

      Allentown is a ghetto.

      Hawk Mountain is west of New Tripoli. It’s a privately owned bird sanctuary with good hiking.

      • DEG

        And early August there is a Gun Show in Oaks.

      • Not Adahn

        I will have to keep Seven Sirens in mind. It’s good to reward people for good actions.

        I have a Fraternity brother that used to live in Allentown. I might need to get back in contact with him.

      • Not Adahn

        That gun show actually overlaps the August match. It will depend on how much work my job will require.

      • DEG

        I haven’t been to Seven Sirens in a while. They had some great beer back when I’d drop in there.

        I sometimes come down for Swing dances and the Oaks gun show. I’ll keep early August open for a trip.

    • Common Tater

      “resisting an officer without violence”

      That sounds like bullshit.

      • WTF

        That one generally means “starting to run away”.

      • The Last American Hero

        Or you could go boneless and make them drag your limp ass to the car.

    • PutridMeat

      Has Derpy checked in lately?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I think he’s a Tennesseein’ man of late.

      • R.J.

        Yes. He has been around. Pretty sure that isn’t him.

    • Rat on a train

      “We notice he is wearing a G-string, showing off the boys. You know what I mean?”

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

    • (((Jarflax

      Sometimes men want to go hands on

    • Rat on a train

      A US tour like musicians?

    • Drake

      We need to close the whore-gap with our rivals?

      • Rat on a train

        Dr Strangelove approved.

      • Not Adahn

        Unless the media has been lying to me, Russian/Ukrainian/Columbian and Brazilian whores are all of extraordinary quality.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “extraordinary” creative abilities. ””

      If she can open a beer bottle with that thang I say let her in.

  21. Common Tater

    “The Department of Health and Human Services has confirmed that Abukar Dahir Osman, the Permanent Representative of Somalia to the United Nations and President of the UN Security Council, is associated with a healthcare agency in Ohio that the department previously took action against over fraud….

    It had been uncovered in late December that Osman was the President and CEO of Progressive Health Care Services. Libs of TikTok revealed that the National Provider Identifier (NPI) associated with the company is on an exclusion list under the code 1128(a)(1), which is associated with Medicare and Medicaid crimes. The UN Security Council President position changes monthly, with Osman serving in the role for January 2026.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-somali-un-security-council-president-involved-with-healthcare-company-guilty-of-medicaid-fraud-in-ohio-hhs

    • The Last American Hero

      Boy, Lethal Weapon 25 is going to go back to the “Dip-lo-mat-ic I-mmun-ity” concept, isn’t it?

  22. Sensei

    “For one thing, the last Latin American head of state convicted in a U.S. court on drug-trafficking charges was just granted a pardon by Mr. Trump, so the administration’s commitment to rooting out narco-presidents seems less than solid.”

    Good point! (The rest of the editorial is Top International Man Baker being Baker.)

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/four-myths-about-the-capture-of-nicolas-maduro-e63c1f43?st=M89aBh&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

  23. Pash KKatel

    Y’all…I applied for a job at an organization I’ve been following for a long time. I’ve been following its founder since the magazine-that-shall-not-be-named days. I need all your thoughts and prayers and whatnots that they call me for an interview.

    (the organization is Let Grow, founded by Lenore Skenazy)

    • Rat on a train

      Growing free range orphans?

      • The Last American Hero

        They take up so much more acreage than the industrial farmed orphans.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Do you need one of those fancy orphan tractors, you know, to feed and house them?

    • PutridMeat

      Good luck – potentially a very rewarding job, helping with something that might actually do some good. Hope you get it!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Good luck, KK.

    • kinnath

      “The only thing that’s preventing manufacturers putting it in vehicles for sale is a fear of false alarms,” says Chuck Farmer, vice president of research at the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, an industry-funded nonprofit that conducts vehicle-safety research.

      Yes, you stupid muther fucker — all technology fails. All alerting systems will generate nuisance alerts. Any technology that can disable a car in traffic will eventually get someone killed.

      I don’t need your fucking permission to drive my car.

      • Nephilium

        So… no driver’s license? 🙂

      • kinnath

        I’m OK with that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        +1 emergency brake applications in drive thru lane

    • WTF

      The system is designed to be passive and noninvasive. As the driver gets into the car, sensors in the steering wheel and dashboard analyze the driver’s regular breathing to determine the concentration of alcohol molecules.

      So if the designated driver gets in with the drunk guy in the passenger seat, the system won’t pick up the alcohol on the passenger’s breath and brick the car?
      I have doubts.

      • R.J.

        How about this:
        Fuck all the complexity, fuck your mandates. Let me drive a basic car without airbags and nannies.

      • (((Jarflax

        I wonder how it reacts to non-ethyl alcohols? Painters, roofers, and various factory workers unable to start their car after work seem likely, even without the system failing.

      • R.J.

        How about pot? Because The Kids don’t drink anymore. They do gummies. It’s a blind pig looking for a government handout.

      • R.J.

        Yeah, that is a nightmare. I know people who have had to do that.

      • R C Dean

        Submitted without comment:

        “We did tires on a Suburban with an interlock recently. Owner’s wife drove it to the shop, and handled the blowing to get it in and out of the shop.”

      • WTF

        Last summer I had to call the number and explain I was working on the car, etc etc. They legit told me “oh you can just unplug it- but don’t tell the guy that’s how it works. He thinks that will set off alarms.”

        Couldn’t believe it was that simple

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Fetterman with shots fired

    Fetterman stated, “I turn to a lot of the Venezuelans in our nation, and they’re all celebrating these things. And we all recognize that kind of warm collectivism, socialism in Venezuela, no one really liked to live under that, and they had to flee that.

    • WTF

      Damn it, I keep having to agree with Fetterman of all people.

    • Rat on a train

      The “Great, now all my property taxes go straight to Israel too” was amusing.

      • rhywun

        Trolling or genuine stupidity? I can’t tell the difference anymore.

    • R C Dean

      This is the kind of social media slap fight I have zero interest in.

      • Not Adahn

        I will admit to unseemly schadenfreude when online activists shit themselves in public.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    You can’t ever escape the Green Do Gooders. Not even in death. A guide to the only good way to dispose of your dead carcass. Lots of ranting about the wrong ways.

    Cremation, currently the most popular choice in the U.S., is often considered simpler or “cleaner.” But the process requires extreme heat, typically 1,400 to 1,900 degrees Fahrenheit, fueled by natural gas or oil. Cremation also releases carbon dioxide and mercury vapor from dental fillings. (Webster notes that about 14 percent of mercury in U.S. waterways is attributable to flame cremation.)
     
    “The question we all have to answer is whether the convenience and price of flame cremation outweigh the environmental ramifications of mercury and carbon emissions, fossil fuel use, and wildcat scattering [spreading cremated remains around the world] in fields and streams worldwide,” Webster says.

    • Rat on a train

      The government doesn’t allow me to leave bodies in the backyard for natural recycling.

    • kinnath

      I expect my kids to bury my carcass in the corn field out back and then fight over the house.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We’ll all pour out a glass of (store bought) mead in your honor at the Honey Harvest when you pass Kinnath.

        Then we’ll fight with your kids over the contents of you wine/beer/mead cellar.

      • kinnath

        Works for me.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Pretty sure that’s a movie plot that doesn’t end well for the cast.

      • Fourscore

        I didn’t see “Left on a stump in the woods” as an option

        A handful of ashes in the garden, around the deer stand, in front of the bee hives and a small baggie for each HHer. Oh yeah, some in front of the step so visitors will track me through the house.

  26. PieInTheSky

    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    As someone who’s done both prostitution and porn, I strongly prefer the prostitution. It feels more alive and humanizing, I often feel good and fulfilled afterwards. The online porn game, though, feels like it hacks away at my soul and trains men to objectify me, and me them.

    https://x.com/Aella_Girl/status/2008386029527392621

    as someone who experienced both I too prefer prostitution

    • Ted S.

      Because when you prostitute yourself the images aren’t out there forever for us to laugh at.

    • Not Adahn

      Out of morbid curiosity, since she is internet famous and caters to Bay Area techbros/VCs, how high are her rates?

      • DEG

        If I remember correctly, she bathes rarely if ever. So… her rates are too high. Unless you’re into that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why so many people feel compelled to put their worst moments on social media is beyond me.

  27. Pope Jimbo

    In his press briefing yesterday, King Walz made a passing claim that Minnesoda he had to go work on the new Minnesoda Family Leave program that was the best in the nation.

    Anyone want to take a bet?

    Officials building Minnesota’s paid family and medical leave program set to launch Jan. 1 say they’re confident that built-in fraud prevention measures will prevent widespread abuse of the new benefit.

    More than 130,000 people are expected to use the new benefit in its first year at a cost of around $1.6 billion. Around 400 state employees will administer the program.

    When even the local media – who has been covering for him for years – is running pieces warning about fraud, it might be safe to put a little money down on the over/under of 130K claims.

    • Nephilium

      Didn’t Minnesota have a budget surplus a while back? How many billions was it?

      • Rat on a train

        I believe every state had a temporary surplus during the era of the Inflation Reinforcement Act.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Enjoying the seal clapping from the own the libs media. Spring 2003 all over again. America, fuck yeah!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Mission accomplished. Now stand up and salute the flag or GTFO.

      The song remains the same.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d like to think I’ve learned something as I’ve aged but no.

        🫡

    • R C Dean

      Wow. I don’t suppose they ever mention the asking price?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Available upon request?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Will Steve Jobs’ widow rescue NPR from the railroad tracks before the express train to anarchy runs over them?

    Iit’s a cliffhanger.

    • Rat on a train

      Private funding isn’t as effective as government funding.

    • cyto

      Hahaha… doesnt look like there was a lot of protesting

  30. Pope Jimbo

    We had a bunch of freezing rain last night. I’m off to scrape the ice off my driveway.

    Altar Boy texted me in outrage this morning. Seems that his manager sent out an email at 9:15 this morning saying he was working from home because of the ice and he advised everyone on his teams to do the same. Which would have been great if it had been sent at 7 or so. But now everyone except the manage is at work. After a long commute.

    • cyto

      Yeah… Rough here too. It was just under 70. Too humid to leave the windows open, but too cool to comfortably keep the AC running. Had to use the full comforter in bed. Wife wore long pants to go shopping this morning.

      #FloridaMan

    • R.J.

      I’ve had a manager that insisted on us staying at work instead of going home when a major ice storm blew in. At 5:15 I went outside to 3/4” thick ice on the street, blocking door handles and covering windshields. It was hell trying to get home.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Cremation, currently the most popular choice in the U.S., is often considered simpler or “cleaner.” But the process requires extreme heat, typically 1,400 to 1,900 degrees Fahrenheit, fueled by natural gas or oil. Cremation also releases carbon dioxide and mercury vapor from dental fillings. (Webster notes that about 14 percent of mercury in U.S. waterways is attributable to flame cremation.)

    I want to be cremated on an open pyre of railroad ties and old tires ignited with whale oil.

    • (((Jarflax

      If 14% of the total mercury in our waterways is attributable to cremated dental fillings, that sounds to me like there is negligible mercury in our water ways, not like a crisis that should lead to banning cremation.

      • cyto

        Nice insight.

      • Rat on a train

        Anything less than government programs to get the level below what occurs naturally is unacceptable.

    • cyto

      Whale oil burns nice and clean. Also… renewable.

      Effing greenie

      • Shpip

        Whale oil burns nice and clean.

        Cetacean needed.

    • Not Adahn

      Telephone poles make a very hot fire.

  32. Certified Public Asshat

    Here’s Everything Tim Walz Got Away With As Minnesota Governor

    *scrolls through*

    At least he handled the Floyd riots in the best possible manner.

  33. Shpip

    Corporation For Public Broadcasting Shutters Months After Trump, Congress Yanked Its Funding

    Thanks to NPR, I’m listening to Má vlast right now — one of my favorite pieces of music.

    Oh, wait. I’m listening on Sirius XM. No government subsidies or stolen tax dollars involved.

    You can hear it too.

      • Shpip

        About an hour’s worth, so all six parts.

        Would’ve been happy with just the river, but I got what I paid for.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “NHTSA is committed to reducing driving fatalities caused by impaired drivers using every tool at our disposal,” the regulator says.

    Why?

    • kinnath

      paraphrased from a quote I saw on FB last night . . . the urge to save people is a mask to cover the urge to rule people.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Above all else, industry representatives say that consumer acceptance has to be paramount for the tech to be deployed widely. Manning, the official at MADD, says that the risk of false positives shouldn’t stop automakers from incorporating the tech into new vehicles.

    “Let’s start getting it deployed now and figure out how to set it so there aren’t false positives,” she says. “But let’s not let false positives be the reason we don’t solve this crime now.”

    They care so very very much about our welfare and happiness. Why do you not OBEY?

    • cyto

      Also…. there would have to be enabling legislation that indemnifies the manufacturers.

      Absent that, anyone injured in a drunk driving crash could sue.

    • Nephilium

      Fuck MADD. When you drive out your founder and start scrubbing her from the history, you’ve lost the path.

      • cyto

        Fuck Mother’s Against Drunk Driving sounds like a really bad OnlyFans account.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Right out of the gate

    Tim Walz was nearly elected vice president in 2024. Just 14 months later, the Minnesota governor is ending his political career amid scandal, personal burnout and feuds with former allies — including Kamala Harris.

    Wheeeeee!

    • cyto

      He shoulda run the pick six….

    • Grumbletarian

      With Elmer Fudd stepping aside, this really clears the path for Governor Hair Gel for the 2028 nomination.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    A day which will forever live in something or other

    The federal judges who presided over their cases worried at the time that the most egregious perpetrators would see clemency as an endorsement of their violence. But perhaps even more acutely, they warned that an abrupt end to the Jan. 6 prosecutions would prevent the nation from ever reckoning with an even more troubling aspect of the attack: how hundreds of previously law-abiding citizens — many of whom served their country and overcame personal adversity — were duped by a lie about the 2020 election and goaded into joining the mob.

    I can’t help wondering if they have ever asked themselves why so many people found such an “egregious falsehood” so easily believable.

    • cyto

      Sure. They asked.

      And their answer was “because they are stupid and evil Nazis.”

      Life is easy when you have an ideology based on us vs them.

  38. cyto

    I got blocked on X by Justin Amash.

    Im kinda impressed. I haven’t had any interaction with him. I did post a few comments yesterday praising people like Paul and Massey for having consistent positions on things like foreign intervention.

    Anyone else manage this feat?

    • R.J.

      I looked at cat pictures, never posted, got banned from X for inauthentic behavior.

      • cyto

        Hahaha… they know you too well.

      • cyto

        I got a temporary ban recently for posting “You sure about that?”

        I didnt even use a GIF. They declared me to be a bot as well.

      • EvilSheldon

        Should have looked at porn. That’s more authentic.

  39. Shpip

    The AM thread is about to expire, so I’ll re-post at 4 ET:

    Hampton Inn franchisee just hit the FO part of the exercise.

    Hilton said Tuesday that it has cut ties with a Minnesota hotel that was part of its franchise network after the property canceled reservations for federal immigration agents deployed to the Minneapolis area.

    Oopsie.

    • R.J.

      Actual Hilton workers may be out there in a few days to chisel off any branding. That owner has completely screwed himself.

      • R.J.

        The owner lied to Hilton and said they changed policy. All it took was one guy walking in with a hidden camera to prove otherwise.

      • Not Adahn

        The owner may have changed policy, but that doesn’t mean the actual humans running the front desk did.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    In the weeks before Trump’s second inauguration, many judges worried that the impending pardon of Jan. 6 defendants would erase efforts to understand how ordinary, law-abiding citizens became foot soldiers in a mob, duped by powerful leaders who lied about the 2020 election results.

    “I don’t know if we’ve done enough as a country to reflect on how that happened,” U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta said at a December 2024 proceeding. His comments came as he sentenced Richard Markey to 30 months in prison for assaulting a police officer at the Capitol. The Obama-appointed judge wondered aloud how a man with no criminal history, a stable family life and reputation as a do-gooder could have found himself at the front lines of a misbegotten mob and “how people like Mr. Markey, for that moment in time, became somebody they’re not — loss of control, flashes of anger, desire to do violence.”

    Maybe if the Democrats had not made it plain that they were willing to go to any lengths to pry Trump out of the White House and suppress the people who supported him…

    • R.J.

      At one point I had a list of all the violent attacks on the capitol by leftist asshats. I have lost it. It was a long and ponderous chain.

      • cyto

        We live in the world of Orwell where reality is irrelevant. I note the recent attack on the Vice President by a trans woman.

        (Mainstream media has yet to acknowledge the gender identity)

      • cyto

        Further evidence…. several articles about Venezuela on the CNN main page, as there should be… although they are all opinion-driven. Also, a profile on the Q-anon Shamen and another on the political divide after the violence on Jan 6.

        But nothing on an attack on the Vice President. Not even a “Republicans pounce”.

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