251 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “Donald Trump cannot pardon you for a state court conviction,” continued Krasner. “Do you hear me, ICE agents? Do you hear me, National Guard? Do you hear me, military?”

    He sounds completely nuts.

    • Rat on a train

      Not as nuts as threatening to mobilize the Guard to expel ICE.

    • Sean

      They’re all bug-fuck crazy.

      • rhywun

        And the teevee is overflowing with bug-fuck crazy – mostly AWFLs screaming themselves hoarse. And every Dem pols egging it on.

        It’s a game of retard chicken.

      • Tonio

        “And the teevee is overflowing with bug-fuck crazy – mostly AWFLs screaming themselves hoarse.”

        They are expressing rage that one of their number was held accountable for something. Hopefully they’ll burn off all that rage standing on random streetcorners and yelling at passersby. Far better that than FAFO, which I think they’ll back off of for a while.

    • R C Dean

      I don’t think it’s entirely clear that the President can’t pardon state crimes. The Constitution is silent on it, and one notable precedent is (if memory serves) Washington pardoning a bunch of people for state and federal crimes after the Whiskey Rebellion.

      • Common Tater

        Isn’t anything military in military court?

      • Nephilium

        Common Tater:

        Most of the rebels weren’t in the military, nor is ICE.

      • Common Tater

        He is saying “Do you hear me, military?”

    • Banjos

      1.) red states can refuse to extradite him
      2.) feds can just easily request to move the case to fed court and just dismiss the charges
      3.) best case scenario for the insane left is that they wait until they control the executive again and then charge him either state or federal

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How do get the Insurrection Act invoked? That’s how. Hopefully this remains a lot of big talk and bluster because not cooperating with the feds is one thing, actively arresting them is another.

      • juris imprudent

        Democrats reverting to the John Calhoun era.

      • Drake

        This. Everyone involved from the arresting officer up to the Mayor and Governor gets arrested and prosecuted for insurrection and interfering with a Federal investigation.

      • Nephilium

        Huh. It just dawned on me that we’re seeing the Democrats (once again) getting close to secession. Just for a different group of slaves this time.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “Just another 750,000 deaths, and we will finally reach utopia!”

    • DEG

      Lon Horiuchi says Hi.

      I’m certain Krasner, if he knew about the Horiuchi case, cheered Horiuchi on.

  2. Common Tater

    “To expand abortion even later in the pregnancy and make it impossible to restrict (Virginia already allows most abortion up to 26 weeks — the most permissive in the entire South)”

    It should be up at least be up to working age. Which is around five.

    • Common Tater

      “and ban anyone under the age of 21 from possessing a modern rifle”

      Didn’t SCOTUS rule against that already?

      • UnCivilServant

        Every time it has to be re-litigated is a few more years of ban.

      • Common Tater

        “Another Helmer gem would require schools to “describe the January 6, 2021, insurrection at the United States Capitol as an unprecedented, violent attack on United States democratic institutions, infrastructure, and representatives for the purpose of overturning the results of the 2020 presidential election.””

        Require schools to describe Dan Helmer as a commie rat-faced war criminal who pees sitting down.

      • creech

        Can’t handle a rifle until 21? Then too stupid, feeble, or whatever to vote either.

  3. AlexinCT

    ‘They just kept killing’: Eyewitnesses describe deadly crackdown in Iran

    Why are people surprised evil monsters that need to bring in brutal fucks from outside to commit their evil, would go to this length to keep power? When your ideology is about power, you have no problem doing evil shit to get your way. See the left/globalist marxists and the history of that sort of scumbags.

    • AlexinCT

      If yu were wondering why the left got so bent out of shape about DOGE stopping fraud, you should no longer have any doubt after the recent revelations of MN & CA…

      • R C Dean

        Let’s not overlook that the Repubs in Congress were, shall we say, unenthusiastic about defunding the fraud that DOGE found.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The Dems have their grifts, the Reps have theirs.

    • Common Tater

      What paywall?

    • juris imprudent

      Among the canceled contracts is a $47 million State Department contract for “Africa/Djibouti, Somalia armored personnel carriers and Somalia National Army crew,” DOGE stated.

      Somalia must be the lowest point on earth, as the money keeps flowing there like water.

  4. AlexinCT

    DHS Launches Fraud Investigation Into Minnesota Refugee Program

    The left is basically looting the country coffers. There exists an entire shadow economy that exists only because of some $2 trillion a year being stolen from us tax payers. This shit is happening in every blue state to one degree or another. And the crooks have an army of idiots that risk death to help them keep that racket, all so the idiots making up that army can feel their lives have meaning. True life losers all around.

    • Banjos

      It’s happening in every state nationwide. It’s just that red states try to root it out while blue states cover it up.

    • Drake

      The Democrats don’t see it as fraud. That’s just the price they are willing to charge the rest of us to create a permanent majority. They will protect their racket with violence.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Elon predicts at least 20%, and probably more, of the federal budget services fraud.

      • DEG

        Musk, in his last Joe Rogan appearance, said that the most shocking thing to Musk was the pushback he got from Republicans on cutting fraud. The reason? Fraud benefits them too. Musk said there is truth to the Uniparty criticism.

  5. Tonio

    “and ban anyone under the age of 21 from possessing a modern rifle”

    We here in Virginia have long known the onerous gun restriction bills were coming, and wil sail through both houses of the General Assembly and be immediately signed by loathsome swamp creature Gov Spanberger.

    But the hope is that they will overreach, badly, and get smacked down hard by SCOTUS in a sweeping ruin that makes Heller and Bruen look weak.

    • R C Dean

      I’m wondering when passing these blatantly unconstitutional laws will be prosecuted as a conspiracy to violate civil rights.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Never and never

      • juris imprudent

        Qualified Immunity for protecting the Will of the People!!! [Two loathsome concepts brought together.]

      • EvilSheldon

        You appear to still have some belief in the law.

      • (((Jarflax

        When the US finally collapses int civil war and informal tribunals are convened, but two blocks over there will be competing tribunals hanging people for dead naming, and in the other direction a firefight between the Islamic State in Virginia and the revived Klan will be raging over who gets to attack the Jewish enclave first.

      • juris imprudent

        42 U.S. Code § 1983, rest in peace.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Your mouth to god’s ears, RC.

      • Pine_Tree

        My ridiculous pet fantasy has always been that black-letter-unconstitutional statutes (anti-2A gets the most replay in my mind) are on their faces insurrections, and that those legislatures/judges/etc. could see arrest (at best) for it.

      • The Last American Hero

        Never, but it should.

        How long did Jim Crow persist even after the Constitution was amended?

      • juris imprudent

        The 14th Amdt was gutted by the Supreme Court in Plessey which legitimized Jim Crow. Even Brown v. Board of Education didn’t directly overturn Plessey, it side-stepped it. It wasn’t until the CRA of ’64 that Jim Crow was actually legally put to rest.

    • R C Dean

      I was unaware that it was illegal to lend much money to somebody who isn’t pursuing a professional degree.

      • UnCivilServant

        I suspect it’s that there are programs that give more to “professional” degree candidates.

      • Rat on a train

        The change restricts the amount available through federal student loans, which should be $0 for all majors.

      • Fourscore

        Or someone that has no intention or ability to repay the loan.

        The Brother-In-Law Rule.

        /Charlie Brown

    • Common Tater

      Medicine but not nursing makes no sense.

      • Sensei

        Distinction between 4 year terminal degree career and graduate school.

        You can be licensed in accounting and nursing with a 4 year degree. Not so with medicine and law. Although in the days long past you didn’t need graduate school or even college for law.

      • WTF

        On the other hand nurses belong to a union, which counts against being professionals.

      • Sensei

        I’ve often remarked to Mrs. Sensei, RN that if nurses want to be “professionals” they don’t get to be in unions. Pick one.

        She didn’t used to agree with me, but now does.

      • UnCivilServant

        If you are not self-employed, with your own name on the sign, you do not count as a professional and are merely a highly educated wage slave.

        That said, there should be $0 of government monies involved.

      • Common Tater

        “Distinction between 4 year terminal degree career and graduate school.”

        Masters in nursing are very common.

      • Sensei

        “Masters in nursing are very common.”

        Yes. And last I read they weren’t happy. But you can still “nurse” without masters. You can’t “doctor” with a biology or anatomy degree you need graduate school.

        The whole thing is typical government.

      • The Last American Hero

        Accounting (CPA) has been 5 for nearly 25 years.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      This should be the ABA’s Waterloo.

      • UnCivilServant

        They should be named a duke and feted through England?

      • R C Dean

        Would the ABA be playing the part of Napoleon, or Wellington?

      • Ted S.

        Well, they are fetid.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Neither, they play the part of Isabela’s husband:

        Fernando.

      • dbleagle

        I think the ABA should bring back the Virginia Squires, Anaheim Amigos, Baltimore Hustlers, and Minnesota Muskies to play for the ultimate Proggie championship!

      • juris imprudent

        +1 Red, white and blue basketball

  6. Common Tater

    “Speaking on the “John Solomon Reports” podcast this week, Rep. Buddy Carter, R-Ga., touted the importance of a planned bill to make convicted fraudsters of foreign origins eligible for deportation and denaturalization. Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., has sponsored the measure in the upper chamber.”

    Deporting non-citizens is one thing, but denaturalization is stupid both in theory (one crime, but not others) and practice (if someone is in prison, they can’t re-enter the country).

    • R C Dean

      I can see some justifications for denaturalizing citizens. Certainly for fraud in their visa or citizenship applications, but I suspect somewhere in their oath of citizenship is something that is violated by certain crimes, at least.

      https://www.uscis.gov/citizenship/learn-about-citizenship/the-naturalization-interview-and-test/naturalization-oath-of-allegiance-to-the-united-states-of-america

      As an aside:

      What’s interesting, as I look at this, is it is completely incompatible with dual citizenship, which I think should be abolished anyway.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Eh, I have a friend, whom both he and his wife are American’s born abroad, with one parent being non-American. Both have dual citizenship. In that case, I agree with it. But, no adult who is naturalized should be allowed to do this.

      • Common Tater

        “Certainly for fraud in their visa or citizenship applications”

        That would be different. They are referring to financial fraud.

      • dbleagle

        Tater, I agree that fraud after citizenship should not be a cause for denaturalization. Fraud or crime during the naturalization process, whether with the application or fraud/violence etc. should be acceptable for a court to examine for denaturalization.

    • Ted S.

      People should be watching this case as an example of what TEAM BLUE is going to do to Trump come January 2029.

      • Sensei

        Before or after he declares martial law and tries to block the legislature from meeting?

      • Ted S.

        I’d argue it doesn’t matter. I’ve been listening to KBS World, and the case has been giving me really strong revenge vibes.

        Think the state judges who tried to claim J6 was an insurrection and therefore Trump was ineligible to be on the ballot.

  7. Common Tater

    “Angie Vargas, a self-professed “soccer mom” in California who makes videos of her trailing ICE vehicles in her car, has more than 226,000 TikTok followers and a fawning profile in The Nation. She set up a GoFundMe that’s raised over $123K.

    “All donations will be used by me personally and responsibly to sustain this ongoing advocacy,” she wrote.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/12/opinion/soccer-moms-are-taking-up-a-dangerous-new-hobby-becoming-ice-saboteurs/

    Pretty sure paying someone to break the law is illegal

      • DrOtto

        “She works by day as a mental health professional…” because of course she does.

      • juris imprudent

        Stereotypes exist for a reason.

    • EvilSheldon

      There’s nothing illegal about following and recording the actions of law enforcement.

      A decade ago, bored females were radicalized by Multi-Level Marketing scams, selling unsightly leggings from Lularoe or Rodan + Fields moisturizer.

      Oof.

      Something I’m curious about – have any of these ‘direct actions’ actually prevented or substantially impeded a legal deportation action?

      • Common Tater

        “Something I’m curious about – have any of these ‘direct actions’ actually prevented or substantially impeded a legal deportation action?”

        Yes, which is way more than recording the actions of law enforcement.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Did Joan of Arc defeat the English?

      • EvilSheldon

        Examples?

        I’d like to have more of a handle on whether this trend is real substantial interference, or mostly performative noisemaking by purple-haired karens…

      • R C Dean

        Here’s a thought:

        Maybe the feds should hire Rent-A-Crowd themselves, to drive black SUVs around where the lefty scum are active. You know, chaff to blind their radar.

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s an interesting thought. Possible idea for a right-wing counter-protest? Rent some black SUVs, jock up in the tactical cosplay gear, and just drive around in ‘ICE Warrior’ areas?

      • R C Dean

        Performative noise making that blocks traffic is substantive interference.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Flood the zone, so to speak. Maybe deputize a shit load of feds to go out and drive around.

      • EvilSheldon

        Performative noise making that blocks traffic is substantive interference.

        Maybe. I’d like to see some numbers.

        Part of this question is surprise that the feds are, seemingly, letting themselves get punked so easily.

      • Ted S.

        RC Dean:

        I’m reminded of this story from the autumn: https://www.dailyfreeman.com/2025/10/10/woodstock-residents-mistook-3-seeking-to-celebrate-birthday-for-ice-supervisor-says/

        Woodstock residents mistook 3 seeking to celebrate birthday for ICE, supervisor says

        Reached by phone on Friday afternoon, Oct. 10, McKenna said “three gentlemen” had visited the Pearl Moon restaurant hoping to celebrate one of their birthdays and were mistakenly assumed to be members of ICE. Their visit set off a widespread response that included Facebook and Instagram messages announcing the alleged ICE presence.

        McKenna said the men were rumored to have arrived in a black SUV, which may have been similar to vehicles used by some federal agents when conducting immigration raids in search of unauthorized immigrants nationwide.

        “My understanding is that (the men) never asked to see anybody and weren’t looking for anyone,” McKenna said.

        He said Woodstock police spoke with the men and confirmed by checking their identification that Oct. 10 is one of their birthdays.

        A Pearl Moon employee who asked that her name not be used said the restaurant was closed after the men’s visit and would remain closed for the remainder of the day Friday. She said the men were plain-clothed but that she had assumed they were federal agents.

      • R C Dean

        “Part of this question is surprise that the feds are, seemingly, letting themselves get punked so easily.”

        I think that may finally be changing. I’m seeing that the feds are getting more aggressive with arresting people. Using a vehicle to interfere with federal law enforcement is a federal felony, after all. No Soros prosecutors and judges in the food chain for those.

      • R C Dean

        “Maybe. I’d like to see some numbers.”

        I would say it’s evaluated on an individual basis. A single instance is substantive interference with that operation. There’s no numerical threshold nationwide that has to be crossed.

  8. juris imprudent

    You know, if election rigging is so easy there should be no need at all for partisan gerrymandering. Just a thought.

    • UnCivilServant

      You know, the gerrymander makes it easier by making people investigate the details less because “obviously the outcome would be…”

    • kinnath

      state-wide elections are easy enough to rig. district-wide elections are more problematic.

      thus, you get both election rigging and gerrymandering.

    • EvilSheldon

      Gerrymandering is a kind of election rigging.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Why do people own cars, when they can just walk to the store?

      • rhywun

        I just walked to the gastroenterologist yay

    • robodruid

      Good Point, had not considered this.

    • R C Dean

      Gerrymandering you have to do once every ten years, and requires only a relative handful of legislators

      Ballot and counting fraud you have to do every election, and require, well, more than a handful of people.

      • juris imprudent

        Which really means the former is much easier than the latter.

    • trshmnstr

      If protection rackets are so easy, why does the mob stand up money laundering shells?

      Anybody who really wants to accomplish something uses multiple vectors to get it.

    • AlexinCT

      You know, if election rigging is so easy there should be no need at all for partisan gerrymandering. Just a thought.

      Erm, gerrymandering IS a form of election rigging… How do you fail to see that?

      • juris imprudent

        Only because people are so reliable in their voting.

      • AlexinCT

        Always an excuse to excuse the corruption…

      • juris imprudent

        California can pass an initiative that sucks because of voters, not because of vote manipulation. That’s as true of Prop 13 as it is the most recent abomination supporting the mid-cycle redistricting. I can accept that we do have election process problems, but I don’t agree that most of our shitty results are due to that.

        I live in a district that won’t elect a Democrat, period. Do you think that means our politics are healthy?

      • AlexinCT

        California can pass an initiative that sucks because of voters, not because of vote manipulation.

        I do not believe the CA voters have passed anything for real since their superior court violated the votes and struck down numerous efforts to stop the woke onslaught. Since the early 2000 there has not been a single legit vote in that state cause they ALL have been rigged. In blue states votes don’t matter. The vote counters do.

      • juris imprudent

        So that means the independent redistricting commission initiative was phony too? OK. Tin hat time.

    • Drake

      I’m convinced that New Jersey elections are completely rigged. There isn’t an election cycle there without missing reports, busted voting machines, mystery votes added after poll closures, etc.

      But it’s a “blue” state so they are getting the expected results and no need to investigate.

  9. Sensei

    “But due to differences among states’ concealed-carry laws, even judges who can carry firearms in their home jurisdictions often can’t do so when they travel to others. Being unfamiliar with often complex gun laws in other jurisdictions, many judges often reluctantly leave their weapons at home when traveling.”

    Said without a hint of irony. What we need are more Top Men with special privileges that the rest of us don’t enjoy.

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/help-federal-judges-protect-themselves-31e7370a?st=JHUKgs&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • UnCivilServant

      Simplest fix – constitutional carry for all. It’s clearly outside the pruview of the government to dictate when you can exercise your rights.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve always thought that strict gun control should apply exclusively to elected and appointed government officials.

      They can defend themselves by not being entitled unaccountable assholes in their day jobs.

      • Nephilium

        I can get behind this.

    • Ted S.

      What ever happened to the full faith and credit clause?

      • EvilSheldon

        Ignored, like most other laws.

      • DrOtto

        Depends, gay marriage got the red carpet, since it was right there in the constitution. Guns, which we are unclear how the founders felt, not so much.

  10. DrOtto

    I just watched a movie called “Anniversary” – it was an AWFUL recruitment/propeganda film. The only plot I could discern from this mess of a movie was only angry white liberals can save us, if only we open our eyes to their incoherent rantings in time to be saved.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Was it one of those Obama productions?

      But what it reminds me of are all of the stupid hippy movies made after about 1968. Just dreck, but it kept the dream alive for some.

    • slumbrew

      The best films about American politics come from Polish directors, it is known.

  11. Common Tater

    “State Senate Majority Leader Andrea Stewart-Cousins buoyed their hopes last week by calling to pass NY4All, which would stop all police and state employees from working with immigration authorities.
    “We have to do it as fast as we can,” said Michael Gianaris, the Senate’s deputy majority leader, who denounced ICE agents as “garbage human beings.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/13/us-news/hochul-pressured-to-shift-left-as-she-lays-out-election-year-agenda/

    She seems nice.

    • EvilSheldon

      Do you remember, years ago, when the NRA got in trouble for calling ATF agents ‘jackbooted government thugs?’

      Pepperidge Farm remembers…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well it’s bad until it benefits your own side, then it’s good. It’ll be bad again given the right circumstances.

      • juris imprudent

        In fairness, the NRA was echoing a certain Democrat (John Dingell).

    • Ted S.

      All, apparently, doesn’t include people who support Trump administration immigration policy.

  12. Q Continuum

    “In war, both sides have weapons. Here, people only chant and get killed. It is a one-sided war.”

    But remember, the gun grabbers are only interested in public safety.

    • R C Dean

      “Here, people only chant and get killed.”

      And launch explosives/throw firebombs. And set ambushes for the feds.

      • (((Jarflax

        I wish the Iranians had firebombs and explosives so that they could ambush the regime forces.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s been a pretty low intensity war thus far. I don’t think it quite qualifies although the usual gangs of idiots will continue to cosplay like there’s one.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ok, guys that quote is about Iran not wine Karen attacking ICE.

      • R C Dean

        Ah, got it. I assumed it was a response to the ICE Watch bint catching a bullet.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well damn, I blame myself. No wait, I blame R C.

    • Drake

      Call me crazy, but there are some coincidences here. Trump meets with Netenyahu and the Iran rhetoric immediately ramps up. Their currency takes a dump and some relatively mild protests over inflation and the economy break out.

      Then those protests get violent morph into regime change color revolution actions (hello CIA) all of a sudden while Lindsey Graham gets a.massive war boner.

      It all seems contrived.

      • juris imprudent

        I have a very hard time believing these people really want a Pahlavi restoration. That’s what stinks the most to me.

      • Drake

        Yes, that is laughable.

        “Let’s go back to the good old Savak days we rebelled against in 79.”

      • trshmnstr

        ^^^^. This.

        I don’t know what changed Trump into president warboner, but I’m not impressed with this shift in focus. I don’t give a shit about a revolution halfway around the world. Kick out the illegals, clamp down on slave labor immigration into the US, put a dagger into the heart of woke, cut spending, and start incentivizing what worked for thousands of years until the bolsheviks took over our culture in the 60s.

    • R C Dean

      Love the way the rhino acts like the deer knocks him back.

    • UnCivilServant

      Saw that.

      For whatever reason, my reaction was ‘meh’.

      If you have to do a barrel swap, it’s pretty much never going to get used outside of a range.

      • Not Adahn

        This would seem to be a use case where it’s justifiable to carry a second gun.

    • EvilSheldon

      The tech isn’t anything new – high speed super-hard projectile. It’s also federally illegal in the US in handgun ammo, what a shocker.

      I wonder a bit about the accuracy of the saboted projectile.

    • rhywun

      A staffer, meh. I read it as council critter and got a little tingle. But yeah, let the three ring circus begin.

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Stuck in a waiting room for work related BS. My God, is CNN retarded…

    • rhywun

      I’m stuck in a room waiting to talk about my colon. 😑

      • UnCivilServant

        At least it’s not your semicolon.

      • Common Tater

        I hope you are OK.

      • The Last American Hero

        Or your period.

      • rhywun

        Just chitchat about my next scope.

        “period” LOL

  14. Sensei

    MSFT has 10,000 words on pushback on its AI build out. I need ChatGPT to summarize it because I’m not reading all of it.

    We’ll pay our way to ensure our datacenters don’t increase your electricity prices.
    We’ll minimize our water use and replenish more of your water than we use.
    We’ll create jobs for your residents.
    We’ll add to the tax base for your local hospitals, schools, parks, and libraries.
    We’ll strengthen your community by investing in local AI training and nonprofits.

    https://blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issues/2026/01/13/community-first-ai-infrastructure/

    I didn’t see anything about memory prices or GPUs.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t see anything about respecting user privacy and not harvesting their data.

    • Nephilium

      I’m getting more and more annoyed by the AI Summaries that are flat out wrong, and contradict themselves between paragraphs.

      I never thought I would be one to start going Butlerian…

  15. PieInTheSky

    First actually cold night of the year. But it should get warmer towards the end of the week.

  16. Sensei

    All right. Now I feel really old. When this broke I DO remember lots of people using the picture of Jeff Smith when Elmo came on the “Frugal Gourmet”, however.

    A New Look at the Sex-Abuse Case Against TV’s ‘Frugal Gourmet’
    Three decades after allegations that the chef Jeff Smith assaulted boys, a documentary series delves further into his story.

    https://archive.fo/fZLF4

    • Not Adahn

      But… why? Who signed off on this piece?

    • DEG

      Archive is taking forever to load, but let me guess: The charges were bullshit?

      • Sensei

        Given the copious check writing – I’d lean towards merit in the allegations.

      • DEG

        That just tells me they wanted people to go away.

      • Not Adahn

        The writer gets people to say “everbody in Tacoma knew it was true.”

        I find is so nice to not bother having an opinion about people or events that don’t concern me.

    • Not Adahn

      And yet, Gary Trudeau is still alive.

      • juris imprudent

        The universe isn’t a just place.

      • Nephilium

        We still have Bill Watterson.

      • Not Adahn

        One of the reasons Watterson’s beloved is he’s wise enough to keep his (undoubtedly retarded) politics to himself. Berke Breathed OTOH….

      • EvilSheldon

        Shit. Berke Breathed is probably quite moderate by today’s standards (I guess – I haven’t read a Bloom County strip in fifteen years…)

      • DEG

        Berke Breathed is probably quite moderate by today’s standards

        Back in the day, I could tolerate his politics creeping in because he had lots of funny stuff. And I remember him sometimes mocking both sides.

        He resurrected Bloom County a few years ago. I tried reading it but had to tap out because he got worse with politics.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t think it was that quick. I think he’s been in a bad way for at least a year.

    • AlexinCT

      Damn, I am gonna miss that guy.

    • Not Adahn

      People’s headline

      Scott Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator, Dies at 68

      • slumbrew

        Jesus, I thought you were joking.

      • Sean

        Holy shit.

  17. Not Adahn

    Can we maybe find common ground? The elimination of ICE for the elimination of the ATF and TSA?

    • UnCivilServant

      No. We still have millions of Illegals to round up and deport.

      How about we abolish the ATF and TSA but give the former employees a bounty based contract where they get paid per Illegal verified captured and deported.

    • Nephilium

      No. I’ll exchange ICE for the SSA and all welfare programs.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or, we delete the SSA, welfare, the ATF, and the FBI.

        Former Welfare recipients can get a bounty for each confirmed ilelgal captured and deported.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve never gotten the impression that arresting and deporting illegals individually is making a real dent. Arresting and perp-walking the business owners that employ illegals, and the NGO managers that support them, would be a far more efficient way of solving the problem.

      To that extent, I’d be willing to trade the ICE Enforcement and Removal branch for ATF and DHS.

      • R C Dean

        Well, somehow at least a couple of million are no longer here (grain o’ salt – government numbers).

        I think it’s a pour encourager les autres effect – lots of self-deportations.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Former Corsican separatist leader Alain Orsoni shot dead at mother’s funeral

    Alain Orsoni, a former Corsican separatist leader and ex-president of AC Ajaccio football club, was killed by a sniper Monday as mourners gathered at his mother’s funeral in the village of Vero.

    Orsoni, 71, was struck by a single bullet to the chest around 4:30 pm following the burial service, according to authorities.

    Ajaccio prosecutor Nicolas Septe said the shot came from long range, fired from several hundred metres away. “He was hit in the heart by a single shot, a long-distance strike,” Septe told the French press.

    His son Guy, born in 1984 and named after his slain uncle, is considered a prominent figure in Corsican organised crime.

    Guy Orsoni was sentenced in May 2025 to 13 years in prison for attempting to assassinate Pascal Porri, a suspected member of the Petit Bar gang, in 2018. Guy Orsoni himself survived an assassination attempt in September 2018.

    https://www.euronews.com/2026/01/13/former-corsican-separatist-leader-alain-orsoni-shot-dead-at-mothers-funeral

    • Common Tater

      “Orsoni, 71, was struck by a single bullet to the chest around 4:30 pm following the burial service, according to authorities, killing his brother.”

    • EvilSheldon

      Ajaccio prosecutor Nicolas Septe said the shot came from long range, fired from several hundred metres away.

      Does this kind of long-range rifle action seem to be getting more common?

  19. Common Tater

    “Lawyer shows why he’s most forgiving husband in America after glamorous teacher wife, 25, cheated on him with boy, 17, in marital home

    McKenna Kindred, 27, admitted to sneaking a 17-year-old boy into a property she shared with her husband, Kyle Kindred, in Spokane, Washington, while he was out of town on hunting trips. She pleaded guilty to first-degree sexual misconduct and inappropriate communication with a minor in March 2024.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15450191/mckenna-kindred-teacher-sex-student-husband-reaction.html

    Still want to know what is wrong with all these teachers?

      • Common Tater

        2026 – 2024 = 27 – 25

    • R.J.

      Please do. There are not enough votes to override it. Force a real solution.

    • PieInTheSky

      Next step: Just copy the NHS already

      • UnCivilServant

        No thanks, I choose life.

    • Drake

      Hollywood plastic surgeons need to be deported. These women look like their heads were caught in an industrial press.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, your assessment is too kind.. That level of stoopid is why eugenics exists, I bet.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey, I love my memes with a paragraph’s worth of explanation.

    • DEG

      You need to warn us to get our shocked faces ready before posting stuff like this.

      • Common Tater

        It says shocking right in the headline!

      • DEG

        You expect me to read comments? I go right to the story. That’s what we’re supposed to do, right?

        Right?!?!

    • EvilSheldon

      That was a $900k home?

      Lori clearly didn’t spend all her money on a landscaper…

    • AlexinCT

      Show us on the pear where they touched you?

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Had’ in the biblical sense?

  20. Sensei

    The scheme began to unravel when one of the stolen phones was sold intact rather than dismantled, according to prosecutors.

    Federal prosecutors say a former House IT aide’s alleged scheme to steal and sell 240 government cellphones was uncovered when a buyer purchased one on eBay. (iStock)

    That device ultimately ended up listed on eBay and was purchased by an uninvolved buyer. When the buyer powered on the phone for the first time, a contact number for the House of Representatives Technology Service Desk appeared on the screen, the DOJ said.

    Yes, only the best and brightest go into government service. It seemed like a perfect plan.

    Ex-congressional IT aide accused of stealing 240 government phones and selling them at pawn shop

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/ex-congressional-aide-accused-stealing-240-government-phones-selling-them-pawn-shop

  21. PieInTheSky

    United Nations
    @UN
    A staggering 67% of internet users have encountered hate speech online, @UNESCO
    ‘s World Trends Report reveals.

    We must create safe digital spaces to protect information integrity.

    https://x.com/UN/status/2010215594100916317

    And here I am a full 20 meters from my fainting couch.

    • Not Adahn

      You have a really big house.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is all hallway

      • UnCivilServant

        Must suck having a communal bathroom at the far end of the building.

    • (((Jarflax

      I have a solution that will prevent anyone at UNESCO from ever encountering hate speech again.

  22. Common Tater

    “Immigration and Customs Enforcement has had critics since it first came into existence more than 20 years ago. Skepticism breached containment among immigration and civil-liberties activists when Trump came to power, and went mainstream during his “zero tolerance” policy, when federal agents began separating children from their parents at the southern border.”

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/abolish-ice-good-policy.html

    Because Obama wasn’t doing that?

    • Common Tater

      “A federal police force that is hypermilitarized, but with jurisdiction limited exclusively to immigration, will never resemble professional law enforcement. It will invariably attract white nationalists, who will both mete out violence against the population and subvert our democratic processes, including by taking actions designed to choose their own bosses.”

      white nationalists!

      • EvilSheldon

        This is fair. Just like teaching attracts kiddie diddlers, and local government attracts hysterical Karens, right?

    • Common Tater

      “”Stephen Miller’s souped-up ICE is in the process of proving me correct about this right now, terrorizing blue cities (and only blue cities) while targeting and politicking against Democratic officeholders….immigration policing should once again become a largely administrative function, enforced by FBI agents and local cops—officers with broad remit, rather than narrow jurisdiction over immigration laws.”

      Sanctuary cities don’t exist.

    • slumbrew

      TBF, that _is_ totally believable.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    America World Police. Yay.

  24. PieInTheSky

    In local news a WAIVE OF SUPERFLU of Subclade K which is super infectious and apparently the flu vaccine does not really work against it (did it ever? never got the damn thing.)

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      Ritsuko Kawai
      Science
      Jan 2, 2026 5:00 AM
      What Is the ‘Super Flu’ That Is Spreading in the United States and Europe?

      https://www.wired.com/story/what-is-super-flu-spreading-in-united-states-europe/

      2-1 for super…

      • Common Tater

        WTF am I reading?

      • slumbrew

        Pie’s inability to copy and paste.

  25. Common Tater

    “The Expo event was part of ICE’s massive recruitment campaign for the foot soldiers it needs to execute the administration’s dream of a deportation campaign large enough to shift America’s demographic balance back whiteward. You’ve probably seen evidence of it yourself: ICE’s “Defend the homeland” propaganda is ubiquitous enough to be the Uncle Sam “I Want You” poster of our day, though somewhere in there our nation lost the plot about the correct posture toward Nazis.”

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html

    These people are ridiculous.

    • rhywun

      White power amirite guys??

      ✊👊

    • slumbrew

      Only Aryan purebloods need apply?

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Whiteward” How long did that writer masturbate after penning that?

      • EvilSheldon

        Probably a long time. Large doses of SSRIs can make it very difficult to climax.

  26. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Scott Adams: Sometimes affirming, sometimes infuriating, always interesting.
    RIP

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Boo fucking hoo

    Organizers of Australia’s largest free literary festival canceled the event Tuesday after more than 180 writers and speakers withdrew over the scrapping of an appearance by an Australian-Palestinian writer and academic.

    The uproar began when the board of the Adelaide Festival, which runs Adelaide Writers Week, announced on Jan. 8 that they had disinvited Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah from the event “given her previous statements” and citing cultural sensitivities “at this unprecedented time so soon after” an antisemitic mass shooting at Sydney’s Bondi Beach.

    There was no suggestion that Abdel-Fattah or her writings “have any connection with the tragedy,” the board members added.

    They didn’t cite any specific statements by the lawyer, academic and writer of fiction and nonfiction that prompted their decision. Abdel-Fattah decried the move as “censorship” and said the announcement suggested that her “mere presence” was culturally insensitive.

    Who gives a shit?

    They don’t have freedom of speech or association in Australia.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “The Bondi terrorist attack was abhorrent and horrifying, yet is is astonishing to see the board’s erasure of terrorist attacks First Nations’ people in Australia, as well as the erasure of the Australian-perpetrated terrorist attack in Christchurch. This is not about oppression Olympics, but truthful reckoning with the violence of this colony (Australia) and understanding the connections between violence not the exceptions.

      “This is why it is never more important to understand the whilst this all was triggered by blatant act of anti-Palestinian racism against me as an individual person, it is clear that settler colonial and white supremacist violence against one marginalised person represents violence against all marginalised people.

      “Please remember that the genocide of Palestinians continues and that all of this is a smokescreen. I am not the story. Palestine is.”

      That is a lot of words to claim it isnt about you.

      On the other hand, that board is dumb as shit cause unless her books have something buried deep in them, they are middle of the road fiction and non-fiction writings

    • Not Adahn

      Australia’s largest free literary festival

      Wait, people PAY to attend literary festivals?

  28. Common Tater

    “Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Says There Are “DISTURBING TAPES” of Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Taking Money to Stop Investigations Into Somali Fraud”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/01/treasury-secretary-scott-bessent-says-there-are-disturbing/

    “Just In: Bill and Hillary Clinton Refuse To Testify in Front of House Oversight Committee, Daring Chairman Comer To Hold Them in Contempt of Congress”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/01/breaking-bill-hillary-clinton-refuse-testify-front-house/

    Lots of shocking news today.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Enough with feeding your rabid base and either produce evidence or shutup.

      • juris imprudent

        Anyone still with a hard-on for Bill doesn’t need medical attention, the damn thing is ossified.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This.

        Arrests and trials or STFU. I’m damned tired of hearing all this shit and seeing nothing as a result.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    You play until the whistle blows

    Russia launched a second major drone and missile bombardment of Ukraine in four days, officials said Tuesday, aiming again at the power grid amid freezing temperatures in an apparent snub to U.S.-led peace efforts as Moscow’s invasion of its neighbor approaches the four-year mark.

    Russia fired almost 300 drones, 18 ballistic missiles and seven cruise missiles at eight regions overnight, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said on social media.

    One strike in the northeastern Kharkiv region killed four people at a mail depot, and several hundred thousand households were without power in the Kyiv region, Zelenskyy said.

    You want a ceasefire? Agree to a ceasefire.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Model says…

    In a reversal from previous years’ pollution reductions, the United States spewed 2.4% more heat-trapping gases from the burning of fossil fuels in 2025 than in the year before, researchers calculated in a study released Tuesday.

    The increase in greenhouse gas emissions is attributable to a combination of a cool winter, the explosive growth of data centers and cryptocurrency mining and higher natural gas prices, according to the Rhodium Group, an independent research firm. Environmental policy rollbacks by President Donald Trump’s administration were not significant factors in the increase because they were only put in place this year, the study authors said. Heat-trapping gases from the burning of coal, oil and natural gas are the major cause of worsening global warming, scientists say.

    If we’re pumping so much CO2 into the air, why is it so cold?

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