Fun mornings at Peterson Space Air Force tended to include driving to the base, parking, walking to the ahop only ti be confronted with something awful.
This is my review of Goose Hate Bird Island Bourbon County 2025:
What was I confronted with? The sweet, sweet smell of sewage.
Seriously, Pete is collocated with the airport and a few other niceties of modern life you the locals like to put next to military bases. The Civil Engineering squadron is located downwind from a waste water treatment plant. So when the news comes out DC probably smells shittier than usual…
“It’s a huge quantity of disgusting, smelly stuff,” Chang said.
A stench remains in the air after a pipe collapse spewed millions of gallons of wastewater into the river.
…good. Its times like these I am thankful for my septic tank and not dependent on some communist sewage system. I handle my own shit, thank you.
On the topic of shit. There’s an interesting attempt at raising fledgling craft beer sales in Oreogon.
Would you drink bear poop?
That’s a question that Breakside Brewery and Columbia Sportswear are, for some reason, asking beer drinkers with a Super Bowl-adjacent campaign this year.
Maybe, just maybe, these Super Bowl stunts are going too far.
Here we were thinking Bad Bunny was taking it too far. What, too soon?
Wait a minute. Didn’t I review this once before? No, technically I reviewed the batch they sold in 2017. This was brewed in 2025 so it’s technically a different beer. Though it isn’t. I actually bought it again on account of the day being February 1. I thought the tiny little bottle was cute. I could grab it, and do the drinky drinky thing like pretending I was a giant. This must be what Hafthor feels like…still the same old Bourbon County. A thick rich stout thinned out just enough with bourbon to give it the consistency of used engine oil. You probably can get away with burying this in your backyard though. Goose Hate Bird Island Bourbon County 2025: 4.8/5
Now less trippy! But with grey for the commenting text.
Commenting bubble is also blue.
I think the comment font or size changed too.
Whatever the changes, they aren’t good. I’m about to go blind trying to read light gray on slightly lighter gray.
Like every iPhone ‘update’. Change everything to make a change to justify our jobs!!
Thanks to whoever fixed the page! (OMWC, maybe?) Links seem to work, so the only thing I’m not seeing is the big image at the top (photo of the beer can on Mexi’s kitchen counter?)
That was me.
I’m seeing the photo of the beer bottle with a collection of Tupperware in the background. The illo is between the second and third paragraphs.
Thank you, Tonio! I’m going to blame my current version of LibreWolf, running on my brand-spankin’-new Linux Mint OS for the photo not showing up on the page for me.
Much thanks, Tonio. Y’all are blessed folk.
Thanks Tonio!
I was right! “Open Image in New Tab” reveals it.
4.8/5. Is that the best rating that you’ve given?
I also thought that queer. I imagine “used engine oil” would be a negative, but I’ve been fooled before.
Dark thick possibly lumpy
“used engine oil”
If you are into barrel-aged stouts, then yes, this is a desirable trait.
I’m not into barrel-aged stouts, but this still is an impressive beer.
@Threedoor: I resemble that gelatinous discharge.
Sounds like the kind of beer I like.
This was brewed in 2025 so it’s technically a different beer.
The best kind of correct.
I like Bourbon County.
Deschutes Brewery winning awards confuses me.
I inadvertently bought more of their stuff several years ago after trying most of their beers and hating all of them. They changed their label and after a lapse of a couple years grabbed more of their stuff.
No thanks.
Breakside on the other hand does have some enjoyable brews and I can see awarding them for their quality work.
@Tonio, I cant upload pictures all of a sudden.
I get “cant write to disk” when I try, hlep?
From the ded thred:
By this point, everyone knows this isn’t true. I mean I’m sure the depravity is true, but that T was involved is most definitely not, yet they print this shit anyways.
What would happen if one were to routinely accuse Obama of child rape when everyone knows it isn’t true? We couldn’t even rightfully talk about Hunter’s, uh, proclivities, yet day after day we see shit like this.
You don’t hate the media enough.
Virginia Giuffre was a liar.
If anything she was a willing conspirator in whatever was going on and turned against Epstein to cover her ass. I think the remorse got to her and she offed herself because she couldn’t take the regret and keep up with the lying.
This gray text shit in the text box for commenting is horrible.
We all need to be more stoic about it.
My assumption is the next article will likely revert back. Gaman!
がまん, ガマン我慢
noun, suru verb
1. endurance, patience, perseverance, bearing (with something)
2. self-control, self-restraint