Saturday evening Links

by | Feb 28, 2026 | Daily Links | 152 comments

New daughter is having her bridal shower at the Spud domicile today. It looks like the house puked Hawaiian kitsch. Whadya gonna do? She deserves a happy day.

Links?

Maybe best not to have another melt down.

He can’t even find a Democrat donor to loan him a plane.

Yep. The fecal matter has intersected with the fan. Iran should prolly not be bombing Arab neighbors, but they all hate each other anyways.

Everybody was Tai Chi walking!

And then there’s the other 51st state.

Oopies. Dude didn’t cover his tracks very well.

Another take. Iran has been at war with us for 47 years.

Okay, that’s it for me. Iran is dominating the news cycle today. I’m hiding on the patio, about to pour myself a tall one. Peace out, Glibbies.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

152 Comments

  1. Gustave Lytton

    We’ve always been at war with Iran.

    • UnCivilServant

      Well yeah, they declared it in 1979 and stuck to it since.

      • R C Dean

        And have consistently committed acts of war (albeit mainly through proxies more recently) ever since. My take: When someone shouts “Death to America”, believe them.

      • The Hyperbole

        You going over there?

      • juris imprudent

        They pretty wisely talked big but didn’t do much that we would take notice of here. As for shit in their own backyard, well maybe we shouldn’t swing our big ol’ dick around so freely?

      • UnCivilServant

        So if we weren’t wearing such a short skirt, the radical fundimentalist jihadis wouldn’t keep waging terror war on the infidels?

      • NoDakMat

        C’mon, JI, what fun is having a big ol’ dick if you don’t flop it out on table once in a while?

        It’s been a while, but yeah, they have done things that we noticed here in the form of dead soldiers. That PJ Media article makes a pretty good argument, other than the “right side of history” retardedness.

        I’m not thrilled about us being involved in this shit, but someone has to put an end to it, and the Ayatolla’s version of putting an end to it was to usher in the apocalypse.

      • Swiss Servator

        Yeah. I was over there. Outside Basrah, with the IRGC trying to kill me quite earnestly.

    • Drake

      The allies did invade Iran in 41 despite their neutrality. Then we did a coup in 53 that gave the Shah and Savak more power. There has been a lot of fuckery in both directions over the years.

  2. Aloysious

    Of all days to decide to have a news free morning, I chose this morning.

    Imagine my surprise.

    • The Other Kevin

      Honestly you could catch up in about 10 minutes.

    • juris imprudent

      Our national dick is still deeply imbedded in the Middle East, same as it ever was.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s a four way gang bang at this point.

      • B.P.

        Nonintervention is a wildly popular policy position, and most presidential contenders campaign on it during the election season (Trump, Bush the Younger, Obama…. yada yada…. Woodrow “He Kept Us out of War” Wilson), and yet it’s never delivered. I guess it’s too tempting to fix this ooonnneee vexing little international problem through superior firepower, that they just can’t leave it alone.

      • Rat on a train

        When you have an arsenal of hammers …

      • Chafed

        Least sexy porno ever.

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Pox on both Houses and the Executive but I aint crying over it.

    • Sean

      I’ll lose no sleep over it.

    • Threedoor

      Yeppers

    • UnCivilServant

      But I was planning to have steak tonight.

      • Sean

        Steak is tomorrow. Strips were on sale this week at $8.99/lb.

    • Tres Cool

      Well thats annoying. Seems the 2 big chain grocery stores here only have the “3 Cheese” variant.

    • Ted S.

      Is it me, or am I just cheap enough to make my own omelets?

      • rhywun

        Yeah this product never occurred to me but hell I’ll give it a try. I am just that lazy.

      • Tres Cool

        Unless you’re a prepper, and dont work from home, its sometimes worth it to pay for the convenience.
        Heat em’ in the office. Or as is often my case- the job trailer.

  4. rhywun

    DBLEAGLE ON FEBRUARY 28, 2026 AT 05:29 PM [+]
    I spotted a new (to here) item- a 7.5 oz single serving can of Mary Kitchen corned beef hash.

    Ah, the “senior citizen” size. I saw that for the first time at the other supermarket here, the one that isn’t my usual supermarket. Now I make sure to pick up one or two whenever I find myself there because that size is perfect.

    • Threedoor

      If you are aged but not a citizen would that make you a ‘señor citizen?’

    • Tres Cool

      Mary Kitchen is just a Hormel subsidiary.
      And if you’re cooking at home, its adequate hash. Make sure you give it time to get crispy.
      The best corned beef hash I ever had was at some restaurant in Brooklyn- cant remember the name, but I could walk you there. Somewhere near Union Street and 6th avenue.
      However, when Im in the (216) Slyman’s Deli is the spot.

      (I think Neph will agree)

      • Tres Cool

        …I dont really care for rye bread, but theirs is really good

      • rhywun

        The worst corned beef hash I ever had was in Manhattan a couple years ago – the diners there are all seriously hit or miss now (mostly miss). Let’s just say they are not run in the classic manner any more, but rather by indifferent staff who largely don’t speak English and don’t give a shit about food.

      • rhywun

        Somewhere near Union Street and 6th avenue.

        oof Park Slope… a neighborhood way outside my price range and other than a B&N and a couple concerts in the park I never found a reason to be around there.

  5. juris imprudent

    His decision is risky, but it carries the moral fortitude of being indisputably on the right side of history.

    JFC, bad enough when the left gives us that shit.

  6. Gender Traitor

    Re: the LA super:

    The closed session on Thursday followed a five-minute public comment period during which three people called on the district to show greater transparency and accountability and to consider matters such as special needs students as they discuss leadership.

    They want to put one of the short bus kids in charge? Might be an improvement. 🤷

    • UnCivilServant

      The shortest. Looks like a Smart Car.

    • Threedoor

      They tend to be honest.

  7. rhywun

    they all hate each other anyways.

    I swear I’ve seen a few Trek-i-verse episodes where the good guys sticking their dick into conflicts they don’t understand and moreover have no business sticking their dick into did not end well.

    • UnCivilServant

      “We’re carrying dozens of antimatter warheads – and I don’t get paid for bringing them home.”

    • Threedoor

      Redshirts hardest hit.
      As long as the officers make it back ok everything is fine.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      “As little as I can…”

      “Forget about it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

  8. Threedoor

    Those hulu dolls smack of cultural appropriation.

    • UnCivilServant

      Put a grinning demon face on them and call the Lahulu Dolls.

      • Threedoor

        Ohhhh

  9. rhywun

    Everybody was Tai Chi walking!

    NPR is probably upset at the NYT writing the most NPR article before they could think of it.

    • Spudalicious

      And now my feed is full of Tai Chi adds.

      • Chafed

        You sort of deserve it
        Congratulations on new daughters impending nuptials.

      • Spudalicious

        Yeah, I deserved it. Thanks!

  10. Plinker762

    Random comment for the dead thread about material prices. My structural steel prices are down from a year ago. I just got a quote for fiberglass walkway grating which was also down from last year. The rubber products I have made in Seattle have been the same for the last two years.

    The biggest price increases I’ve seen are for programmable logic controllers and other electrical control panel components.

    • Threedoor

      I need to check my iron supplier bill.

      My welding wire has held stable for almost two years now.

      One product dropped last year.

      • Plinker762

        I switched from Haskins to Farwest a couple of years ago for steel. I still use Haskins for laser and oxy cuts for production runs.

      • Plinker762

        Our local welding store was bought out by Airgas so I’ll see what happens to wire pricing.

      • anti pro state

        Non-ferrous metals are through the roof along with precious metals. Iron is actually the odd one out, not sure why.

      • Plinker762

        Plastics are nuts too.

        Maybe there is still enough US steel production to offset import costs? About half the steel I buy is US rolled.

      • Threedoor

        I have two and a half options in lewiston.
        Gateway for the best assortment, cutting and breaking ( I’ve been going back and forth on a part they have tried to make four times now. ) pacific for steel of limited supply and Bromling if they are open for what supply they may have.

        I don’t buy much so I’m not buying direct from any of the distributers.

        On the wire I buy direct from Hobart and Stoody.

      • Tres Cool

        @Anti: In the stainless world, the two most expensive ingredients are nickel and chrome (alloy dependent- sometimes ferroniobium is a spice). Watch the prices in those markets and you’ll get an idea why.

      • Threedoor

        Stainless prices are crazy.
        Chromium is a not insignificant percentage of one of the alloys I use and is largely mines in Africa, nickel in Madagascar. When there is political unrest in the south of Africa my alloy prices go crazy.

      • Tres Cool

        You know who sits on one of the world’s largest nickel reserves? Its not Sudbury, ON, CA

        Its Cuba.

      • Threedoor

        Good luck mining in CA.
        Even for gold. Y largest customer had a five year contract to crunch rock in CA for a leach pile.

        The mine couldn’t make it feesable even with gold above 3000 an ounce.

      • Threedoor

        I could see heavier metal deposits being turned up or brought into the Arabian by the chixalub (however th hell that’s spelled) asteroid.

      • Threedoor

        Carabian.
        However that spelled.

      • Spudalicious

        A couple of years ago, I was in the market for a 3”x12” rod of bronze. $1,200. I went a different direction.

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Break #2 ending. Thankfully, freedom in an hour 45.

    Yeeesh. Am gonna try to get transferred to in the normal store this weekend, amid looking for long-term work.

    Double yeeesh.

    • Tres Cool

      Ya know, when I worked at Kroger I never took my breaks….

      • Chafed

        That must have been before there was a union.

    • Threedoor

      I’m missing one book of that series and should get it. I hate being shy a book before I read a series. I’m a little off like that.

    • rhywun

      RIP

      I enjoyed the latter four but never was able to wrap my head around Ilium.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I liked Illium and Olympus, Hyperion and Fall of Hyp…, but could not get into Endymion.

      And had never been able to get into anything else by him.

  12. Tres Cool

    “Biden flies commercial from Reagan National Airport and winds up stuck in delays like everyone else

    • Tres Cool

      …where was his SS detail in that photo-op?

      • UnCivilServant

        Hiw detail knows nobody is going to bother was a senile dotard ex-president.

      • Tres Cool

        The comments are fantastic- his praises for being the best president ever.

      • rhywun

        *reads the tongue-bath*

        He’s such a man of the people. *swoon* 🥰

      • Threedoor

        The Scranton kid.
        A boy who stutters.
        He’s just like us!

    • Tres Cool

      Whats at the top? He loved Adderall ?

      • UnCivilServant

        It clearly says ‘Adernall’

        Not sure who this Ihat was who was poosing adernall.

  13. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    I’ve been busy holding an estate sale at my parents’ house. Did I miss anything?

    • Spudalicious

      There was a bridal shower here today.

      • RAHeinlein

        And I hope you enjoyed every minute of it…sincere congratulations on your marriage and new family. Wishing you every happiness!

      • Spudalicious

        Thank you! A radical change from where I thought I was headed, and a marvelous surprise.

  14. NoDakMat

    Hot take incoming: Chai Tea is way better than Tai Chi.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

    • Tres Cool

      I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

      • Chafed

        Ramones hardest hit.

  15. Derpetologist

    The USSR didn’t collapse when Stalin died, and Iran didn’t collapse when the last ayatollah died. Some other mullah will take over, and it will be business as usual.

    Iran will not abandon their nuclear program.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t know who will take over, but there is a better than even chance it won’t be a member of the Islamic Republic. The mob is still out in arms against them.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Stalin was killed via a continuing air bombardment while soviets were hunting him and the rest of the communists.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Stalin WASN’T killed….

        Fucking edit button.

  16. groat scotum

    Trump killed Khamenei

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MULLAHS

    I’m sorry, Trump liberated the most beautiful women on the planet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love life.

    • groat scotum

      My childhood friend was Baháʼí . His friends were all Persian refugees. To say I was smitten is… to put it lightly. The Iranian daughters of these people… you’d have to see it to believe it. I can see what Hitler saw.

      • rhywun

        One of my closer HS friends was the son of Iranians. Fugly is being generous.

      • groat scotum

        I’m not saying I agree with Hitler… but to put these girls in chadors…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, killin’s awesome. Thumbs up!

      • groat scotum

        Shame for the carpetbaggers, innit?

    • rhywun

      *skips around*

      I like what I’m hearing.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I like post-rock, will check this out.

  17. cyto

    So… are we done in Iran? Was all that about killing 1 dude?

    So confusing

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      When it comes to war it takes one to start it and two to finish it (unless you completely kick their teeth in ala G 1945) so…maybe? I’d think they have plan though.

      • cyto

        I dont get the plan, if we are going further.

        We didn’t take out their missiles, anti-ship positions, navy, air force

        They attacked Dubai Airport with drones.

        If we are doing a full attack and not just a decapitation, why not take out the entire military capability?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “ why not take out the entire military capability?”
        Maybe we don’t have the capability to take out their capability.

      • Spudalicious

        Takes more than a day to take down a heavily armed country? Bombers aren’t involved yet. This has been in the works for awhile.

      • cyto

        Yeah, that is what I was wondering.

        If this is just an opening salvo, why the long pause? One would think the prudent thing would be to take advantage of chaos and our superior numbers to sustain an overwhelming attack.

        OTOH, if POTUS believed “intelligence reports” that said that simply taking out Khamenei would lead to a revolution….

      • cyto

        Saruman – great link.

        That makes sense, from 2 angles.

        As a demonstration of power it could allow space for concessions. Taking out supply chain instead of people could help make this easier.

        At the same time, it does lay the groundwork for destruction of military capability in subsequent strikes, as retaliatory and defensive capacity is degraded.

        I still dont really know what we are going to do next

    • Chafed

      Theoretically it’s a multiweek operation. At least that’s what I read earlier today. If so, then I would guess a number of prisons and basij facilities will be bombed.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Ladies and gentlemen… we got him!”

      Totally ended all opposition last time.

      • tripacer

        Mission accomplished!

  18. Evan from Evansville

    Well. I accidentally locked myself into the shed where the dumpster lives. Putting all the trash in, damn windy fucking wind blew the door shut and the metal peg slotted into its home to secure it in that spot.

    I don’t have Sarah’s phone number, so I was legit, though light-heartedly, worried. If we had folk filling gas, I imagine I could shout the ~100 feet and gather their attention. BUT! aHA! I just used my fingers to lift the sliding peg up to free it. It was trickier than it sounds cuz my fingers only had about an inch to work with. It was not unimpressive, my success.

    I freed myself by sliding my fingers up the steel bar, slowly raising the slippery bitch out of its slot. Sounds like I’m jerkin’ a dude off while he’s repeatedly penetrating his gal. (I’m sure that’s been done many times.)

    • cyto

      You ARE the true hero.

      Not the hero we needed. But the hero we got.

  19. Gustave Lytton

    Trump’s going to give the sailor that pressed the launch button the Medal of Honor next weekend.

    • dbleagle

      I know you being sarcastic but both MoH OMB presented were seriously legit.

      The Legion of Merit for the Coast Guardsman who saved all those lives during the TX floods was bullshit. The Legion of Merit in the current era a non-valor decoration. The proper decoration would be either the Coast Guard Medal or the Gold Lifesaving Medal both are presented for non-combat acts of valor and saving life.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My snark was how quickly the Venezuela one was pushed through. Also don’t think it was appropriate award for the narrative described.

      • dbleagle

        How quick it was processed surprised the fuck out of me as well. But keeping a MH-47 under control and responsive after being shot up takes some serious discipline as well. Having read all the MoH and DSC citations on the wall at the SOF schoolhouse kinda keyed me in how to read them. I’ll give him the benefit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I do not doubt his performance. Perhaps it’s because the only MoHs during my time were upgraded Vietnam & prior ones and Shugart and Gordon’s posthumous awards.

    • Ted S.

      Indiana Man.

  20. NoDakMat

    good thing you been training your fingers how to deal with “about an inch” your whole life!

    • NoDakMat

      Damn it! I brooksed my sick burn!

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s somehow funnier that I don’t know who you were burning.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Hey! All those tiny men I service need attention, too. Tweezer-fingers, so many uses! I’m the hero they deserve. (And afford. So appreciative, they don’t *just* tip with the tip. It wasn’t the *wind* that blew ’em over.

      (Why am I setting myself up like this?)

  21. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    I’ve worked 5 of the last Saturdays. I can’t tell you how nice it is to have today and tomorrow off.

    Today was my girlfriend’s birthday (57, so old).

    I made her a mocha devil’s food cake with peanut butter frosting. It turnt out awesome.

    Before that we had Fettucini Alfredo with shrimp. It was very good.

    • rhywun

      so old

      Older than me. 🧐

      By one month.

    • NoDakMat

      Good on ya, nick. I know what you mean about the weekend stuff. A few times per year I get in jams like that where I’m working weekends and evenings to get a project finished up.

      Now, why are you hanging out with us assholes? Get in there and make that gal feel like she’s 27, not 57!

    • Sean

      Why you trying to make her fat?

      • Tres Cool

        Heh. Nick knows whats up.

  22. groat scotum

    You bunch of losers are busy losing, meanwhile time of my life

    • rhywun

      I dig this.

  23. Evan from Evansville

    Best Iranian outcome: This is just a highly targeted ‘execution’ of the most powerful man in the country. Then bounce. Now, let (their) People topple statues, continue to celebrate and reclaim their country outside the ayatollahs.

    Worst: We continue the Never ending Middle Eastern Wars.

    I’m *far* more confident in the second scenario being what actually happens. However, a quick strike that gives Power back to the People, who are furious with the govt over their recent reactionary moves, imprisoning and killing thousands? If we just walked away, I’d still not like it, but I’d ‘get’ it. Kinda. Team America: Again. Continued. (FUCK.)

    (Truthful, honest reaction? I don’t *really* give a shit about Iran and what we just did. It really doesn’t affect me. If we just killed Franz Ferdinand and kickoff WWIII, well, it will affect me. But I don’t see that realistically occurring. (China’s got ideas, somewhere, tho…))

    Meh? I don’t want to say I don’t give a damn, cuz I do, but it’s remarkably low on my list of Shit to Care About. (Frankly? That’s quite healthy. Far more important shit close to home. I’m also not one of (((them))), so that’s a big ‘But.’)

    • NoDakMat

      Exactly my thoughts, Evan. 110%

      • Evan from Evansville

        *very pleased fist bump*

      • NoDakMat

        *knuckles* in return

    • Sean

      Best outcome? Glass parking lot. Fuck em. Australia’s next. 🦘💥

  24. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • The Hyperbole

      Woke up with a gouty knee, so I got that going for me.

      • Tres Cool

        You’re eating too many Claussen’s Hearty Garlic Deli-Style™ pickles.
        Too much salt.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Good morning, Sean, and all you fellow miscreants!

      • Sean

        😁

    • Tres Cool

      “The Party for Socialism and Liberation believes that the only solution to the deepening crisis of capitalism is the socialist transformation of society. Driven by an insatiable appetite for ever greater profits regardless of social cost, capitalism is on a collision course with the people of the world and the planet itself. Imperialist war; deepening unemployment and poverty; deteriorating health care, housing and education; racism; discrimination and violence based on gender and sexual orientation; environmental destruction—all are inevitable products of the capitalist system itself.”

      Totes adorbsies.

      • R C Dean

        “The Party for Capitalism and Liberation believes that the only solution to the deepening crisis of socialism is the capitalist transformation of society. Driven by an insatiable appetite for ever greater power regardless of social cost, socialism is on a collision course with the people of the world and the planet itself. Corruption; deepening unemployment and poverty; deteriorating health care, housing and education; racism; environmental destruction—all are inevitable products of the socialist system itself.”

        Change my mind.

      • Ted S.

        I had France24 on yesterday, and after the presenter talked to several Standard Issue Analysts and some of their correspondents, he interviewed professor in Iran who was an absolute hoot. He accused the presenter of only repeating what the presenter’s overlords in Washington and Israel wanted, and referred to the US as the Epstein regime. He also accused France24 of not reporting on dead children in Gaza, which is of course thoroughly disconnected from reality.

    • Sean

      Deport them all to Canada.

    • Sean

      They didn’t even bother to get her sober enough for a sound bite. Sad!

  25. Sean

    Andy Kim is a retard.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

    • Ted S.

      Did you rock him gently?

  26. Ownbestenemy

    At least the media is consistent in elevating the Ayatollah with his warm smile and bushy white beard.